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Chapter 589

Words:2693Update:22/06/27 04:01:57

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Some students doubted the validity of Loud Mouth's dark history of the class leader. They mentioned that first years don't necessarily believe in things like water monsters anymore.

"You guys are so stupid." Loud Mouth scolded, "Do you think just because the class leader and I are first years, everyone in the pool is first years? A lot of them are preschoolers. When the class leader dips into the water while wearing a white swimsuit, a bunch of her hair would float up. She doesn't look like a water monster, but more like a drowned ghost … "

"Stop." The class leader said awkwardly, "It's not like I stopped swimming class because the kids said I was a water monster …"

So there really was such a thing! These damn brats, I can't believe they said she was beautiful. If the loli class leader was a water monster, they should at least say she's a mermaid.

At this time, the 23 bus stopped at a stop. The three passengers outside of our class all got off at this stop, but no one got on, so class 2-3 achieved the feat of renting a bus for ¥90.

"Winnie, stop drinking coke." The class leader, who felt embarrassed because her dark history was revealed, reprimanded Xiong YaoYue to divert everyone's attention.

"There's still an hour's drive, what if you want to go to the washroom when you're full of water?"

"It's fine, I'll hold it in." Xiong YaoYue said disapprovingly, "I have a big bladder. I learned it when I was in the internet cafe. "

She admitted to going to the internet cafe in front of teacher Yu, but he didn't even care. He was as skinny as a monkey, so he played with his white hair under the sun and sighed.

Loud Mouth told Little Smart to watch Zhuang Ni when she saw she was sleeping soundly. Then she moved behind Xiao Qin, stared at her wrist and asked enviously:

"Xiao Qin, you have such a beautiful bracelet. Who bought it for you?"

Ever since Xiao Qin's birthday on July 28th, I was entrusted by Huo ZhenBang to give her a jade bracelet. Xiao Qin has been wearing them all day as if she received a token of love.

It's a good thing I don't wear the Swiss children's watch that depressed bro gave me, otherwise the tight strap would definitely tear my skin.

Xiao Qin laughed happily when she heard Loud Mouth's question.

Speaking of which, Xiong YaoYue was talking to Xiao Qin for a long time, but she didn't notice the bracelets at all. Sure enough, the tomboy's focus wasn't on this. For Xiong YaoYue, she would only consider whether clothes were convenient for exercise. Jewelry would increase resistance when running, so she would never choose it. Unless it was a "+ 50 agility" or "+ 200 HP" accessory!

"(* ^ _ _ ^ *) Hehe … isn't it pretty?" Xiao Qin raised her hands to show off the bracelets, "This bracelet was given to me by Ye Lin classmate. I will wear them for the rest of my life! "

"Eh? Really? "Loud Mouth looked at me suspiciously.

"No." I denied, "I didn't give it to her, her family bought it for her."

To a certain extent, not only did I not lie, I even told the truth. The jade bracelet was originally given to me by Huo ZhenBang, Xiao Qin's father.

Loud Mouth rolled her eyes at me, "Hmph, I know you can't afford such an expensive item!"

Xiao Qin didn't think about why I denied that it was a gift from me. Instead, she covered her face and said happily:

"Do you already think of me as family? I'm so happy … "

You're right, of course the sister is family!

At this time, Zhuang Ni suddenly opened her eyes and said something about gathering everyone to buy a hula hoop for Loud Mouth as a bracelet. This time, Loud Mouth didn't hold back and used a lobster pincer to pinch her finger.

"Puah ~ ~ ~ ~ ~!!"

Zhuang Ni was like a person who suffered internal injuries in wuxia novels. She elegantly spat out a mouthful of blood, then her eyes rolled back and she leaned against Loud Mouth and stopped moving.

Damn, that scared me to death! Although the total amount of blood she spat out wasn't a lot, a trace of blood hanging from the corner of her mouth was very visually impactful!

Zhuang Ni had used this skill twice in her first year of high school. It seemed that her only weakness was her stomach and duodenal ulcers, which would not heal over the years. For others, upper abdominal pain and indigestion were very troublesome things, but Zhuang Ni did not care. She even developed a heaven-defying move that made her vomit blood by hitting a certain acupoint on her own, scaring others into wetting their pants.

Aren't you the second inheritor of Fist of the North Star? You even know 'Secret Hole: New Blood Sorrow' (although you beat yourself to the point of vomiting blood), no wonder you and Xiao Qin acted as if you were facing a great enemy. It turns out that you both graduated from Lanxiang's Big Dipper Fist and bear the tragic fate of fighting for the right of inheritance!

But Zhuang Ni, you better be more professional while pretending to be dead! Even if Loud Mouth's strength is comparable to an ancient clamp stick, it shouldn't be able to make you spit out blood, right? Classmates who are familiar with you would know that you were purposely scaring people, so they wouldn't be surprised!

The class leader shook her head and apologized to the driver: "I'm sorry, we'll be responsible for cleaning the serum before we get off."

The driver, who has never seen the world before, was quite scared and hurriedly shook his head: "No need, I don't need to clean it. I'll drive faster, just make sure your classmate doesn't die on my car!"

"Is it here?"

Although it was the first time she saw Zhuang Ni spit blood, she immediately saw through her technique and tried to figure out a certain location on her abdomen.

"I heard my grandfather say that if you have a stomach disease, suddenly hitting here can make you spit blood …"

As expected of a martial arts family! But I always feel that Zhuang Ni, who discovered this acupuncture point on her own, is more worthy of admiration! This is a genius girl! You don't take your own body seriously, who knows how many times you poked yourself to discover this acupuncture point! Do you want to die! Do you really want to die by doing this!

When Xiao Qin was looking for her acupuncture point, she accidentally noticed the bare ring finger on her left hand.

"Um … Ye Lin classmate." Xiao Qin said hesitantly, "It's not that I forgot to bring the engagement ring you gave me, but I left it in a secret place at home …"

Huh? Are you referring to the two dollar plastic ring I bought for you on the carpet on your birthday? You still haven't thrown it away?

"Because there's a custom that if the engagement ring is lost before the official wedding, it's very inauspicious! So I didn't wear it on my outing … Ye Lin classmate won't be angry, right? "

Who would be angry over something like that! If you lose that kind of ring, then so be it! If you lose it, then I'll buy you a more valuable one …

Wait! If I buy Xiao Qin a more expensive ring, doesn't that mean it's an engagement ring?

I don't want to settle my life path at the age of 14! Who promised you that I would marry you! I still have to study martial arts and break through the void. Don't you still have the great mission of fighting for the inheritor of the Fist of the North Star and using Teacher Celery's manga to harm humanity? Let's talk about marriage after we finish those things!

Also, our parents will definitely get married a step earlier, at that time you will become my sister! Sister, don't always say that the ring your brother gave you is an engagement ring!

Isn't it enough to have a sister like Ai Mi who stares at my chastity all day long?

How sad! Why did the creator of this world have such a bad taste? Why did he have to make me into a "Sister Demon"!

After Zhuang Ni vomited blood, the driver of the 23 suburban road was afraid someone would die on the bus, so he drove the shabby bus as fast as a Long March II rocket. He didn't even stop at some stops. In less than 40 minutes, everyone arrived at the bus stop of Cuisong Mountain Station.

It had just rained in Yining district, so after everyone got off the bus, they found the air was very fresh. There were water droplets on the grass and trees. When the sunlight shone on them, it reflected a dazzling golden color. It formed a poetic scene when paired with the laughter of young girls.

"It feels pretty good!" Someone exclaimed, "I thought the class leader called us here to take advantage of the situation, but I didn't expect it to be the case! At least there are a lot of negative ions in the air! "

Ah, young man, the main reason the class leader called us was to take advantage of the situation. The area under Cuisong Mountain Station is usually covered in dirt, but it was raining today that made the air feel fresh!

Xiong YaoYue, who sat by the window and basked in the sun for a while, pulled up the collar of her white t-shirt and sniffed it.

"Not bad! I thought there would be the smell of sweat, but it's the smell of the sun! "

It was not easy for the tomboy to say something that was a little refreshing.

But Zhuang Ni, who still had traces of blood on the corner of her mouth, explained:

"The smell of the sun is the smell of burnt flesh from the bodies of tiny arthropods named 'dust mites', which belong to the order Sarcoptes and the family Sarcoptidae, after they are burnt by the sun.

Xiong YaoYue frowned. She wasn't sure if it was because she hated dust mites or because she didn't believe there were so many small organisms that couldn't be seen by the naked eye.

Zhuang Ni then turned to the youth who said the air was fresh:

"As for the smell after the rain, it's the smell of soil actinomyces spores …"

That young man immediately covered his nose! What the hell are soil actinomyces spores! This kind of thing that sounded like mitosis, subconsciously made people feel a little disgusted!

Zhuang Ni, how much do you hate this world? Why do you have to destroy the fresh air? Why do you have to destroy the beautiful things in everyone's hearts? Why do you have to make everyone wish they were dead!

"Everyone follow me, don't fall behind!"

The class leader walked to the front of the group.

When we got off the bus, the class leader already counted the number of people. This time, she didn't ignore the chameleon.

Although the chameleon was the last to get off the bus, the driver immediately pressed the button to close the door before his feet even touched the ground, and he was almost caught in the middle …

I believe the driver didn't do it on purpose. Now that I think about it, the driver didn't take the chameleon's ticket, and the always honest class leader forgot to remind the driver that there was one less person …

The class leader definitely didn't do it on purpose …

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