"You guys, if your luggage takes up a passenger seat, you'll have to pay separately!"
The driver reminded us to pay. The class leader, who was in charge of the expenses for this outing, walked over and handed over the money.
According to the rules, if the luggage reaches a certain size, you have to pay according to the rules. The class leader thought the driver's request was reasonable since this car was basically a charter car for class 2-3.
Moreover, even if he had to pay a few yuan for the luggage fee, it was still much cheaper than renting a car! From here to Cuisong Mountain, one had to take a dirt road in between. Renting a bus would cost at least 500 yuan!
However, Suburban Route 23 was really primitive. You couldn't even swipe your student card. You had to pay the fare in cash.
The total fare for the whole class was about 90 yuan. However, the driver thought it was too troublesome to keep change, so he only took 90 yuan.
It was not hard to understand. Suburban Route 23 was an unpopular route. On normal days, the first bus departing from the city would have five or six people. Today, it was full, and they even charged a few yuan for luggage. The driver felt that he could buy a pack of cigarettes, so he was in a good mood.
"Speaking of which, are you taking the students on a field trip?"
The driver asked Mr. Yu, who was sitting next to him.
Teacher Yu, who was thinking about something, was stunned for a moment before he realized that someone was talking to him. He hurriedly nodded and said,
"That's right. The students are going on a field trip. I'll follow them to prevent anything from happening to them!"
The driver understood the teacher's difficulties and said, "It's not easy to take care of more than 40 students!"
"It's okay, it's okay. I'm just worried …" Teacher Yu placed his palms on his knees and tapped the rhythm. Looking at Shu Sha who was maintaining order on the moving vehicles, a gratified smile appeared on his face.
Worry about Chang 'e 3! It's clearly Shu Sha who's acting as your homeroom teacher! Teacher Yu, you're basically here to make a living!
It seemed that Teacher Yu had a private conversation with the old headmaster. "Shu Sha will graduate in a year. I really don't want her to leave!"
Teacher Yu, you've lost all the face of all the teacher-in-charge in the world! He actually developed feelings of attachment towards a 14 year old female class leader?
Xiao Qin sat in a separate seat at the back of the car. In the front was Xiong YaoYue, who took out her PSP as soon as she got on the car.
"Ye Lin classmate, sit closer to me."
Xiao Qin earnestly requested.
"Sit closer to me so I can feed you the bento I prepared last night!"
"I'll burn you to death! I'll burn you to death! "
Xiong YaoYue was excitedly pressing the PSP button in the front seat. She should be fighting a monster, not carrying out the FFF group's cult of burning heterosexuals to death because of Xiao Qin's public display of affection.
The lotus seed cakes, golden squid rings, and rice sandwiches that Xiao Qin mentioned to me yesterday really whet my appetite. So I dragged the plastic container next to me and sat next to her.
Before I left, I apologized to Niu ShiLi, who was talking about the NBA. Niu ShiLi expressed his understanding that I was called over by my childhood sweetheart.
Look! The friendship between the Spartans was the most touching! If Xiao Qin called me away from Ai Mi, it would be good if Ai Mi didn't pounce on me and bite me.
As soon as I sat down next to Xiao Qin, Xiao Qin took out a delicately designed insulated lunch box from her backpack. The moment the lunch box was opened, the sweet smell of rice rushed into my nose.
"(* ^ _ _ ^ *) Hehe … Ye Lin classmate's nostrils are getting bigger again. Do you want to eat your childhood sweetheart in one gulp?"
Why do you have to associate my nostrils with being lecherous!?! I only wanted to eat the breakfast you prepared, not eat you!
"Eat shit! I'll let you eat your fill! "
Xiong YaoYue shouted while playing with the PSP. Is she purposely trying to disgust me?
"Dang dang dang dang — —" Following the accompaniment of Xiao Qin's mouth, she completely opened the lid of the insulated lunch box. At the same time, she looked at me with a complacent face full of expectation.
I immediately peed my pants when I saw the contents of the lunch box.
No, it wasn't the lunch box that contained the rice that Xiong YaoYue was yelling about. The lunch box did contain food that could be eaten.
It was even a combination of lotus seed cakes, golden squid rings, and rice sandwiches. Xiao Qin didn't mind the trouble to make all three for me. I don't know how much effort she put in last night.
The problem lies in … the way the food was placed.
Why did you make the lotus seed cakes into a human face, the golden squid rings into an adult's eyes, and the rice sandwiches into a person wearing a striped shirt!
It's true that your cooking skills have improved, but please don't use your drawing skills on it! That's because your drawing skills haven't improved at all!
This' lunchbox character 'is too scary! His face, which was made of a lotus pancake, was burnt yellow, and his eyes, which were made of squid rings, seemed to be staring at you through the nothingness of death.
The body that was made of rice sandwiches and was wearing a shirt was even more twisted. I understand that you want to put more rice in it, but … please don't wrap the limbs of this little person in such an unscientific way that it looks like it's been dismembered by five horses and then sewn back together!
"Hahaha, let's see if you don't die this time!"
Xiong YaoYue was still engrossed in playing video games.
You're right, the person lying in Xiao Qin's lunchbox can't live. Just treat it as me receiving my lunchbox. Although you died a miserable death, please have a safe journey.
"Ye Lin classmate, are you not going to eat?" Xiao Qin asked in puzzlement, "Is it because my cooking isn't good?"
No, I can tell your cooking skills are steadily improving from the glutinous rice chicken rolls you made for me on Sunday, but the appearance of your lunchbox is really …
"I'm sorry, I'm so stupid." Xiao Qin lowered her head with a bit of sadness, "I thought I was pretty good at making him …"
What the f * ck are you talking about? Is this lunchbox character based on me?! How is it similar! Even in my most absurd nightmare, I shouldn't have died in such a miserable way!
"About that … the host of the food talk once taught everyone that cooking should be filled with love and love for food …"
"So, in order to improve the taste of my cooking, I once hugged cabbages and kissed tomatoes …"
"The lotus seed cakes had carrots in them. Last night, I was scolded by my mom when I licked the carrots in the kitchen …"
No shit! It would be strange if Auntie Ren didn't scold you! How could a mother maintain a calm state of mind when her own daughter was hugging a carrot and licking it!
"Under my mom's scolding, I learned that you only need to have love in your heart, there's no need to lick carrots, it was the host who said it wrong …"
When did the host tell you to lick carrots! Don't falsely accuse a good person! Apologize to Sister Host for me!
"I felt that my love for Ye Lin classmate wouldn't lose to anyone, so I thought of Ye Lin classmate while preparing the lunchbox …"
"In the end, because my impression of Ye Lin classmate was too deep, the lunchbox turned into Ye Lin classmate's shape … I, I stared at the lunchbox for an hour without doing anything, I almost couldn't resist licking Ye Lin classmate's lunchbox … I'm so ashamed …"
No, I'm the one who should be ashamed. So that's what you think I look like. I've been thinking of myself as a human for the past 14 years, I'm so ashamed!
You've been bullying me since we were kids because you discriminate against aliens!
For an alien like me who can't return to my hometown when my spaceship breaks down, I still have to land with my face on the ground, and I always have a smile on my face, I deserve to be beaten up by earthlings!
"I'm sorry." I said to Xiao Qin in a serious tone, "I can't eat the food you put together so horrifying. I didn't want to eat it even more after I found out it was me. "
"How, how can it be like this!" Xiao Qin wailed, "I clearly came with love to make a lunchbox for Ye Lin classmate!"
That's right, you made me look like I received a lunchbox, then you placed it in the lunchbox (coffin), then you stared at me with love for an hour, it really is true love!
"I'll eat it if you take it apart."
I said because I didn't want to waste food due to my dad's influence.
Also, Xiao Qin's cooking is getting better and better. I think it would taste pretty good if I took the lunchbox apart.
"No!" Xiao Qin protected the lunchbox as if she didn't want anyone to hurt it.
"It would be too cruel to take apart the cute Ye Lin classmate!"
"You still have to eat it in the end! If it's a living thing, it would be more humane to dismember it first! "
"Okay, okay! If you don't agree to my conditions and you don't want to eat, then please pick up your chopsticks! "
Xiao Qin unwillingly handed over the metal chopsticks.
I reached out to take the chopsticks and was about to give the lunchbox a fatal blow, but Xiao Qin suddenly snatched the lunchbox back with lightning speed.
"Since Ye Lin classmate doesn't want to eat the whole thing, then it's fine if you let me eat the most important part!"
"Pfft!"
My chest was pierced.
A bright red color flowed out.
The organ that supplied blood to my body was also taken away from its original position.
But I didn't die.
Because the one whose heart was dug out was the lunchbox.
But it was so realistic! There was a cherry hidden in a body made of rice! It was as red as a heart!
Xiao Qin picked up the cherry and solemnly put it in her mouth. She ground it with her teeth, chewed, and swallowed it with satisfaction.
"Ye Lin classmate tastes so good!"
Under the sunlight, she revealed an innocent smile.
Why do I feel a chill down my spine even though it's a hot summer day?
It's just a lunchbox, there's no need to make it so realistic! The moment you cut open its stomach and dug out its heart, my heart almost stopped beating!
But from another perspective, this lunchbox … should be officially dead, right? Because even its heart was eaten by Xiao Qin …
Right when I was about to put down my chopsticks, I noticed that the crotch of the lunchbox was decorated with a special long piece of kelp. Decorated with a special strip of kelp.
What is this? I fiddled with the kelp with my chopsticks and asked Xiao Qin.
"That, that's what I censored for Ye Lin classmate …"
"That, that's the code I coded for Ye Lin classmate …"
So it turns out that even though you're wearing a shirt, you're not wearing any pants! In the end, even though you're wearing a shirt, you're not wearing any pants, are you?
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