Actually, we were all surprised that Gong CaiCai was able to participate in this class trip.
First of all, Gong CaiCai has a poor constitution, so she tries to avoid outdoor activities. She even frequently asks for leave from PE classes (Gong CaiCai rarely asks for leave from PE classes after Xiao Qin transferred, it seems she is afraid of staying in the classroom with Xiao Qin).
Second of all, after Gong CaiCai was appointed as a study commissary by the class leader, she felt she should at least not lose out to others in terms of academics. She believed that she was not talented, so she took the initiative to increase her study time every day with the attitude that "hard work makes up for it". Even during the holidays, she attended all kinds of cram schools and advanced classes. She was very busy.
Actually, Gong CaiCai's talent in academics isn't bad, but how can it be worse than Xiong YaoYue? Look at how carefree Xiong YaoYue is!
Gong CaiCai was able to take time out of her busy schedule to participate in the 'you might die' hiking activity. It can be said that her spirit is commendable and worthy of praise. The class leader was also very happy.
After asking us to take care of her niece, Gong CaiCai's aunt drove away. Now, I noticed that Gong CaiCai was wearing contact lenses. She wasn't wearing spectacles like she did when she attended the Scientific Happiness Conference last Sunday.
At this time, another three students came over. They were Niu ShiLi, Xu LiJun, and the class leader's loyal dog. The class leader said a few words to them. Xiong YaoYue saw that Gong CaiCai kept avoiding her and felt bored, so she also greeted Niu ShiLi and the others.
The class leader, who was her protector, also left. Xiong YaoYue also left. Gong CaiCai stood in the same spot, not knowing what to do.
Gong CaiCai suddenly said when she saw me standing to the side because I was guarding the frozen seafood:
"So, so you didn't lie to me! Our class is really going on a field trip! "
Huh? Are you referring to the lie I made up to pull you out of the Science of Happiness's hideout? You said everyone was going on a field trip and the class leader wanted to discuss something with you …
That was 100% a lie! There was no way I could have predicted the class leader would organize a field trip so soon! It was just a coincidence! You actually didn't notice the suspicious points? As a Ms Perfect, it's not good to be easily deceived!
I did not answer her about the field trip, but advised her: "Don't go to the Science of Happiness ever again! It must be a lie! "
Gong CaiCai was a bit hesitant. She wanted to retort, but she lacked the courage to do so in front of me. After hesitating for a long time, she finally gathered her courage and said with all her might:
"The Scientific Happiness Doctrine is not a lie! Didn't Ye Lin classmate already witness the power of the causality calculation program? Also, thanks to the Law of Attraction, my keratitis has been cured! "
That was true. Her keratitis was not good, so she could not change her contact lenses.
I still did not change my attitude towards the Church of Science. "How did you recover from your keratitis? You've been muttering 'cornea inflammation will disappear soon' every day, and then it disappeared? "
"That … That's not it …" Gong CaiCai stammered. "Professor Bai from the Scientific Happiness Sect said that sometimes we need to rely on external objects to increase our beliefs. So, I listened to Professor Bai's recommendation and bought an eye drop …"
Professor Bai, you big liar! Why don't you stop running a cult and start a pharmacy instead? Gong CaiCai's keratitis was obviously cured by eye drops!
Compared to some cults that don't let people take medicine, the Scientific Happiness Doctrine is super cunning! Not only do they allow their believers to seek medical treatment, but they can also explain the contradictions. No wonder they were able to fool some highly educated people and corporate celebrities!
Of course, the strangest thing was the causality calculation program. It actually calculated a lot of my personal secrets and it gave me goosebumps whenever I thought about it.
"Gong CaiCai, be careful." I advised, "Your keratitis was cured without any credit from the Scientific Happiness Doctrine …"
"But, but …" Gong CaiCai defended her beliefs, "It was Professor Bai who recommended an eye drop to me that cured my keratitis …"
Gong CaiCai forced herself to speak. Even though she was afraid, she did not want her beliefs to be destroyed. It was infuriating and laughable.
I saw that Gong CaiCai was even more addicted to the Scientific Happiness Doctrine than Xiong YaoYue was addicted to LOL. She was comparable to Xiao Qin's cousin, Ren Peng.
There's an ancient saying: In troubled times, you can find any doctor in a desperate situation … No, it's a serious illness that uses strong medicine. It looks like I have to be a bit more vicious to Gong CaiCai and let her understand that she's on the edge of danger. If she's not careful, she'll be cheated by the cult and become a negative example.
Thus I put on a straight face, slapped my thigh and scolded:
"Are you stupid! At best, Professor Bai was a drug dealer in the martial arts world! What kind of power could he have? And the 'law of attraction'? According to him, it was because the eye drops strengthened your beliefs that you 'attracted' your keratitis to be cured? "
Gong CaiCai shuddered a bit after being scolded, but she still blinked her eyes and looked at me from below and said:
"That's right …"
I almost splashed last night's oily noodles out of my nostrils.
"Why don't you repent! If you don't repent … "
Unknowingly, my voice became louder. When I realized it, the class leader, Xiong YaoYue, Niu ShiLi, and the others had already returned to the bus stop and were looking at Gong CaiCai with different expressions.
It would be fine if it was understood as a 'reprimand', but I'm afraid some people would think I was threatening Gong CaiCai to agree to some filthy request.
"Hey, why are you being so fierce to my CaiCai!"
Xiong YaoYue walked over and kicked my sneakers. Although it didn't hurt, it was a clear warning.
Then, he lowered his voice and put on an unhappy expression that made his facial features scrunch together.
"Stop messing around if you have a girlfriend, or I'll castrate you!"
Who's messing around! I was advising Gong CaiCai to leave the cult!
The person who hates people bullying Gong CaiCai the most was originally the class leader. She should have been the first to scold me.
But after seeing Xiong YaoYue kick me and say something to me in a low voice, the class leader swallowed her words. However, her cherry lips slightly opened as if she had lost something. Her usually sharp gaze was mixed with a trace of hesitation.
Niu ShiLi and Xu LiJun played a few games of basketball with me during the summer, so we were already familiar with each other. At this time, the two of them also walked over. Niu ShiLi said strangely:
"Ye Lin, what are you doing? Does bullying Gong CaiCai give you any sense of accomplishment? Did you speak too loudly and scare her? "
Ah! I'm so touched! I'm so touched! Niu ShiLi actually saw through the truth! It's still men who understand men — — long live understanding! No wonder we have a relationship where we drink the same bottle of Fu Yan Jie! It can be said that the heart is connected to Fu Yan Jie!
(Advertisement: Students who are interested in telepathy, spiritual connection, or other supernatural phenomena can find a volunteer to try Fu Yan Jie with them) (Note: This is not because I want to take revenge on society after drinking Fu Yan Jie, I'm not trying to trick everyone into drinking it together! I swear on my moral integrity! If I'm lying to you, then I'll let 100 homos penetrate his ass!) "Ye, Ye Lin classmate didn't bully me …" At this time, Gong CaiCai also defended me, "It's just that he was too loud and I was too timid, so I was scared …"
What an angel's face, and what an angel's chest (?) Huai! But with her personality, it seems like it's easy for others to bully her? Gong CaiCai's status in the class is in line with the 'law of attraction'!
At this time, there were even more students arriving in twos and threes. Even with the help of Niu ShiLi and the other loyal dogs, the class leader was overwhelmed. She tried her best to maintain order in the chaotic atmosphere, and she also checked everyone's necessities.
When there were close to 20 people at the bus stop, the homeroom teacher Yu got off a bus. Under Xiong YaoYue's lead, as if everyone had discussed it beforehand, they all mischievously shouted in unison: "Hello, teacher!" It scared everyone else on the bus and they wondered what was wrong with the teacher. What's with the class at the bus stop?
Teacher Yu, who had no sense of humor, got off the bus and awkwardly smiled at the students. Then his gaze urgently searched for Shu Sha's position among the students. After he found her, he revealed a genuine smile and it was like he took a tranquilizer.
Half of the students had already arrived, but she still hadn't appeared. I couldn't help but feel a bit anxious, I was worried something happened to her on the way.
When everyone was joking around and exchanging news from the summer break, Gong CaiCai actually moved next to me and defended the Scientific Happiness Sect:
"Ye Lin classmate, the law of attraction really exists! You … look, in order to become a bit more courageous, I used the methods professor Bai taught me to strengthen my beliefs. Now I even dare to participate in the class field trip! "
So that's how it is! Then I really should thank the Scientific Happiness Sect! But the reason why a cult is a cult is because there are always some parts of it that are correct. That's why people can be deceived and deceived. After a subtle influence, people will also believe in the big lies!
I sighed, "Gong CaiCai, it doesn't matter if you believe in the law of attraction. You'll still eat when you're hungry and go to the doctor when you're sick. It's just a different understanding, maybe it can even make you a bit more extroverted …"
Gong CaiCai was surprised by my sudden change of stance and her eyes were wide open with joy. It seems like she used the 'law of attraction' in her mind and muttered 'make Ye Lin classmate believe me', 'make Ye Lin classmate believe me' for a long time before she came to talk to me! I unintentionally made her wish come true! She should really feel like her prayers were effective!
"But — —!!" In order to correct Gong CaiCai's misunderstandings, I hurriedly said the following: "Don't believe in the other theories of the Scientific Happiness Sect! When Eunuch Cao's father was in Japan, there was a Japanese cult that preached to female believers that rubbing naked with the cult leader could increase their 'spirituality'. Many white-collar women with empty hearts were cheated and raped. Don't fall for it! "
"If one day professor Bai wants to 'rub naked' with you, don't ever agree!"
Gong CaiCai lowered her head with a hot face, partly because I was attacking her religion again, and partly because I had given a terrible example.
I anxiously looked in the direction where Xiao Qin might appear.
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