When Ai Mi and I were entangled in the bedroom, we heard the sound of a door opening and closing in the living room.
Eh? Did Peng TouSi come in? Where did he get the key? Ever since I changed the lock to a cross lock, shouldn't the thief's trick of picking locks with tinfoil be ineffective!
Could it be that Peng TouSi keeps up with the times and learned how to open a B-grade lock, so he forced me to change the lock to a B-grade or even C-grade lock!
No, Peng TouSi is still talking to me through the phone! If he entered my house, according to the principle of sound transmission, I should be able to hear his voice coming from two directions!
Before I had time to think about it, the person stumbled into the study. When he passed by my bedroom door, I suddenly realized: My dad came back!
His glasses were crooked and his face was red, he should be drunk again.
If it wasn't for his irregular footsteps after getting drunk, I would have known it was him just by the sound of his footsteps!
Didn't he go downstairs to avoid being a third wheel? Why did he come back?
Oh, I understand, he must have been drinking at the pub downstairs. Halfway through, he saw Xiao Qin leave the unit and got into Peng TouSi's car, so he thought I was the only one at home, so he came back to sleep!
That was a big mistake! I'm not the only one at home! Your ex-wife's daughter is currently trying to untie my belt!
"Eh?" When he saw a little blonde girl tearing at my pants with all her might, my dad was so scared that he sobered up.
He took off his glasses, rubbed his eyes, and put them back on again.
The little girl with blonde hair and blue eyes still hadn't disappeared, and her hand was still placed in an awkward position.
"Who are you? Who let you in! "
On the contrary, Ai Mi impolitely asked my dad questions while continuing to molest his son.
My dad massaged his temples when he saw that the obviously foreigner on the other side was so fluent in Chinese. He wanted to know if it was a hallucination caused by alcohol poisoning.
The scene was too chaotic, even I felt a headache, so I said to Peng TouSi "We'll come find you immediately" and hung up the phone.
"Dad, don't let your imagination run wild, listen to me first!"
At the same time, he was trying to figure out what to say.
Ai Mi is the daughter of my dad's ex-wife who eloped with a foreigner. Even if my dad can't forget his feelings for his ex-wife, it's unlikely that he would vent his anger on her daughter, but it would still feel a little weird, right?
When Ai Mi heard me call him "dad", she couldn't help but tremble. The only time I got angry and said I wouldn't recognize her as my sister was because she unintentionally said bad things about my dad. It hasn't been that long, so she must still be scared.
"I-I'm sorry …" Ai Mi apologized to my dad in a small voice that was almost inaudible.
Although it wasn't polite to turn her face in the opposite direction instead of looking at the other person when apologizing, this was probably the best Ai Mi could do.
Even though he apologized, he still didn't remove his hand from my belt buckle.
What? You still want to continue under such circumstances? Not only are siblings incestuous, but they also want to put on a show for my dad!
Dad sucked in a breath of cold air. He suddenly put his hands on my shoulders and said solemnly:
"Xiao Lin, you can't sell people!!"
Who's selling people! Based on Ai Mi's extravagant spending habits, even if someone can afford to buy her, no one can afford to raise her!
Although I can't rule out the possibility of lolicons collecting funds to buy her … but I won't let that happen!
"Sigh, I haven't been paying enough attention to you recently. Your class leader once called me and said that there seemed to be some gangsters around you, so she told me to watch you more strictly. I thought it was just a misunderstanding, but I didn't expect … I didn't expect it to actually be human trafficking, no, kidnapping and extortion under their instigation! "
Class leader, you're really nosy! You actually snitched to my dad! Do you really think you're the class teacher!
But what the class leader saw should be Dragon, Tiger, and Bao from the Hong Kong Triad. It wasn't wrong to say that they were gangsters, but they recently moved to Shanghai with Huo ZhenBang.
"Nonsense!" I waved my hand, "Dad, why are you suspecting me? Didn't you trust me the most before? Are there still a few people who speak ill of me? Why are you being so soft this time? "
"Um …" My dad, who reeked of alcohol, looked up at the ceiling and recalled, "I met your class leader once when she came for a home visit, and she didn't seem like someone who would lie …"
So you're more trustworthy than your son! I can't stand you!
"Uncle, can you please close the door? Ye Lin and I still have things to do. "
Ai Mi requested in a neither servile nor overbearing manner. For her, this kind of pleading tone was already rare.
Is it because you're afraid of me getting angry, so you don't dare to speak ill of my dad? I'm glad you can do this, but you still don't plan on giving up? Why are you closing the door? Are you going to cheat on your sister after closing the door! Let my dad, a senior member of the HHH enthusiasts, see how art is derived from life. Do H manga plots also appear in the real world!
If I was in Xiao Qin's bedroom, I would politely and humbly ask Auntie Ren to close the door and say "Xiao Qin and I still have things to do". Auntie Ren would directly kick me out the window and I would fall to my death from the fourth floor!
My dad didn't kick anyone. He adjusted his glasses and said with a frown:
"Xiao Lin, where did this little girl come from? Why does she keep saying strange things? Is she lost? Call 110 and let the police send her back to her parents! Why did you bring her to our house? Don't tell me … "
My dad, whose thoughts were a bit messed up after getting drunk, instantly showed a horrified expression and asked:
"Xiao Lin, do you really think you're the male lead of a H manga because you read too much H manga and Xiao Qin likes you? Do you want to start a harem …"
Shut up! You don't have the right to say that to me! All the H manga I read were imported by you! Also, the two girls that came today, their mothers were both slept by you … You're the male lead of H manga!
"I can't believe such a low-level belt is tied so tightly …" Ai Mi still persistently fumbled around my belt. She suddenly changed directions and started to pull up my zipper …
Pervert! Don't molest me in front of my dad! Although Japanese H manga often have some "father cheating" plots, at least it's the female's father! I don't want to be the first man to be pushed down in front of my father!
My dad finally figured out who was on the offensive and who was on the defensive (based on the current situation). With a rare decisiveness, he stood between the two of us and knocked Ai Mi's hand to the side. He was finally able to save my zipper.
Then he grabbed the back of my collar and dragged me out of the room. At the same time, he closed the bedroom door with his knee and locked Ai Mi inside.
The whole set of movements was done in one go and it was even more agile than when he was not drunk. I couldn't help but feel that Wu Song might be a real drunk tiger.
My dad used his back to block the bedroom door to prevent Ai Mi from coming out. He also looked at me with a strange gaze. Ai Mi knocked on the door twice. Seeing that she couldn't push it open, it seems she started to call Peng TouSi.
Dad, who usually lacked exercise, did this series of actions after getting drunk. His forehead was sweating and he was panting. Judging from his reddened eyes, the alcohol had gotten to his head again. He was even stuttering when he spoke.
"Xiao Lin, what, what are you doing! Do you secretly drink our family's Pheromone Aphrodisiac Perfume every day! Otherwise, how could two girls suddenly appear to like you! "
Dad, you're really drunk! If the pheromone perfume could really attract the opposite sex to throw themselves at you, then it wouldn't be ¥28! Also, I can't drink that stuff! I drank pheromones into my stomach, intending to make my internal organs fatally attracted to the opposite sex!
What if I get disemboweled because of this!
I frowned and thought about how to say Ai Mi's identity to minimize the damage to my dad.
Seeing my hesitation, my dad wobbled and blocked the bedroom door, then he tried to persuade me:
"Son, we usually talk about everything. You and I … burp … can be said to be like father and son …"
"Nonsense! We're already father and son! How much did you drink today! "
"Ah … that's true …" After my reminder, my dad came to his senses. "What I mean is, we have a better relationship than a normal father and son … why can't you just say it to me?"
In order to prevent my dad from making random guesses, I could only point to the bedroom door that blocked Ai Mi from coming out:
"The mixed-race child inside is your ex-wife's child."
My dad's body stiffened and he instantly understood what I meant.
Even after he was drunk, the poison that Ai ShuQiao left in my dad's body was still active!
"Ah …" My dad opened his mouth wide like a fish that was thrown onto the shore. "No wonder she looked familiar, so … this is the daughter that ShuQiao talked about on the phone …"
"The people around her usually call her Ai Mi." I introduced. Since my dad already knew her identity, there was no need to hide her name.
"Ai Mi … Ai Mi?" My dad smiled in relief for a moment, but there was still sadness in his eyes. "I already knew her name last time. Didn't ShuQiao say that you two were very close and she didn't want her to know that you had a brother and even threatened us to move?"
"Ai Mi already knows that I'm her brother." I said.
"Ah, that's for the best … I can't always hide it from her …" My dad struggled to think, then he was suddenly shocked. "That's not right! Since she knows that you're her brother, then she shouldn't do that kind of thing with you! "
At this time, Ai Mi rested for a while and started kicking the door again. A sharp voice came from the bedroom.
"Brother, you coward! You're afraid that mom will take revenge on you, so you don't dare to do it with me! "
Psychological tactics are useless! I won't fall for it!
"Uncle, uncle is also a coward! You don't need to worry about me and my brother! Didn't you get abandoned by mom? This is a good opportunity for you to take revenge on mom! Let your brother in! "
Listening to Ai Mi's shouts, my dad didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
"Your sister … what is she thinking?"
Ai Mi continued to kick the door and continue to use psychological tactics:
"Open the door! Why aren't you listening to me! You and your son are actually scared of mom, right? "
My dad only shook his head with a wry smile.
Ai Mi, be content! You met a brother who isn't that evil, and a dad who always taught me to treat people with leniency.
Otherwise, with your mother's level of hatred, you would have been gang-raped by your mother's ex-husband and her ex-husband's son if you didn't know the severity of the situation and added fuel to the fire!
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