Fortunately, Peng TouSi quickly went upstairs to greet Ai Mi. He carried Ai Mi on his shoulder and took her away without any explanation.
"Put me down! Damn homo! "Ai Mi angrily pounded Peng TouSi's bulging shoulders," Do you believe I won't fire you! "
Peng TouSi turned a deaf ear and continued to carry the little master towards the door. It was my dad's first time seeing such a tall bodyguard and he couldn't help but be a bit surprised.
"Just you wait! Damn manservant! " Ai Mi was carried like a bag of flour by Peng TouSi and she yelled at me with a tone as if she was greatly wronged:
"Wow, I begged you humbly today, but you dared to reject me!? I won't wait after the deadline! There won't be anything like this in the future! I won't care even if your mom kills you!! "
I didn't believe her and waved goodbye to her.
Later, I heard from Peng TouSi that after Ai Mi returned to the VIP building, she smashed all the decorations in her room and had to buy new ones.
If the class leader saw this kind of waste, she would probably vomit blood on the spot.
After the chaos, my dad stood there blankly as if he was deep in thought. I was afraid he would get into a dead end because of Ai ShuQiao, so I quickly said:
"Dad, I'll give you some honey to help you sober up. Go rest after you drink it!"
"No need, I'm not that drunk anymore." My dad waved his hand. "I'll go make some honey water, then we can have a heart-to-heart talk."
Under my gaze, my dad staggered to the fridge and opened the door to look for honey. Unexpectedly, he saw Xiao Qin's drawings of eggs.
After a while, the expressions of the eggs became even more horrifying, as if they just escaped from the 18th level of hell.
My dad jumped in fright and covered his chest with his hands: "Ah! I'm still drunk! I'm hallucinating! I … I'm going to sleep. Xiao Lin, let's chat another day. "
The next day, my dad didn't come to talk to me because he was called over by a fellow adult goods seller when he woke up. He said he had some business to discuss.
I took the opportunity while my dad was out to wash the eggs in the fridge so I wouldn't scare anyone.
I'm not afraid of you guys laughing at me, but the eggs she drew gave me nightmares last night.
I dreamt that I was brought to Yama's palace. In the main hall, there were two rows of eggs, each three feet tall, with green faces and fangs, glaring at me. Xiao Qin sat on the throne of Yama. She slammed the gavel and said to me:
"Tsk! How dare you! He looked even scarier than Ox-Head and Horse-Face, yet he still wanted to have a harem! Moreover, he wouldn't even let off his own sister? Someone come! Send him to hell! Never to be reincarnated! "
"Roger!" Two eggs as tall as a mountain came forward and clamped their shells tightly around me, bringing me down just like that.
"You bastards! Let me go! " I shrieked, "It's just a hypothesis that I want to start a harem, it hasn't become a reality yet. What right do you have to punish me in advance! Besides, in the eighteen levels of hell, there's no Anus Bursting Hell at all! "
Xiao Qin, who was sitting high above, let out a sinister sneer. She leaned against the side of her face, tilted her head, and revealed a bit of indifference in her eyes.
"If I say there is, then there is! This world was created by teacher Shui Qin's manga. As long as I draw Anus Bursting Hell, Anus Bursting Hell will appear … "
"But you're still Ye Lin classmate, it would be a bit cruel if you never reincarnated in Anus Bursting Hell …"
"How about …" Like magic, two cat ears suddenly appeared on Xiao Qin's head. Her expression also became as cheerful as a cat's and she suggested:
"How about we send Ye Lin classmate into the six realms of reincarnation and reincarnate as a girl. I'll reincarnate as a boy and be your neighbor again, okay?"
Hey, what's with that black-bellied expression of yours? Why is your cheerful expression even scarier than when you were sneaky at the beginning? You want to play sex change with me? Are you planning to torture me inhumanely?
No! Yamete! Compared to being the female lead of a H manga, I'd rather be the male lead of a H manga!
Actually, I lied.
I didn't wash the eggs the next morning, but the same night. After I woke up from a nightmare, I immediately washed the eggs in the dark.
In the textbooks, there's Zhou Bapi who crows in the middle of the night and I wash eggs here in the middle of the night. Although the two have nothing to do with each other, I still formed a resonance with brother Zhou Bapi through the river of time.
After my dad left, I called Peng TouSi and asked about Ai Mi's situation after she went back yesterday.
Not only did Peng TouSi tell me that Ai Mi threw things to vent her anger, he also told me that after he sent Xiao Qin home yesterday, he found a listening device under the backseat of the car.
"Miss Ren XiaoQin was sitting in the backseat, so I guess it was probably installed by her …"
No wonder she was so happy to let Peng TouSi send her home, so this was what she was planning! If you installed a listening device on Ai Mi's car, you can eavesdrop on me and Ai Mi without any obstructions. Why do you carry a listening device on you? You're a government agent!
"It must have been planted by Xiao Qin, did you remove the listening device?"
"I've already removed it. I have to say, the quality of the listening device is pretty good, I plan on disassembling it and studying it …"
Of course the quality is good! It was the shoe repair uncle below Xiao Qin's house — — a former national intelligence agent — — who made the listening device for Xiao Qin! Xiao Qin bought so many of his listening devices, she should have gotten a special wholesale price!
"Is it the manservant's phone! Give it to me! I want to scold him! "
Ai Mi's sharp voice came from the side.
She has already recovered her usual arrogance and unreasonable attitude. Is it really like what she said, that she will never "lower her voice" to me again?
As an older brother, I still hope that my sister will occasionally soften up to me! But softening up like yesterday was too scary, and it could cost someone's life.
Peng TouSi did not hand over the phone, but tried to persuade her earnestly:
"Miss, please calm down. Didn't I tell you everything clearly yesterday?"
"Clear my ass! What do you mean 'reverse psychology'? What do you mean 'purely out of curiosity'? What do you mean I will definitely 'not feel any pleasure and will be unconscious the entire time'? You're just making it up to trick me! "
Then there was the sound of a vase shattering, and Peng TouSi hung up.
August 5th was a Monday. Yesterday, the class leader made plans to go on a field trip to Cui Song Mountain. Only one day later, all the students in the class expressed their opinions. Out of the 45 people in the class, besides those who were not in the city, and those who did not like outdoor activities, there were actually 40 people who signed up.
What was even more ridiculous was that most of them had already bought their equipment and were ready to go at any time. The reason why this happened was because the class leader still hadn't brought up the plan. Everyone had already agreed to secretly go out with Loud Mouth as the center. They wouldn't tell the class leader or the teacher, and they would secretly go out and have fun.
Even though the class leader felt it was a bit regretful that she could not gather all 45 people in the class, but there were already a few people who would never participate in outdoor activities, so it wouldn't change even if she waited.
In order to prevent any unforeseen events from happening, the class leader decided to go on a trip to Cui Song Mountain on Tuesday, August 6th.
The homeroom teacher was already at the teacher's place. They heard that the homeroom teacher was accompanying them, so the parents also agreed to let their children stay outside for a day. Most of them would be playing computer games at home, and it would not help their grades.
"Is it Tuesday? That's great. " Xiong YaoYue raised both hands in approval of the class leader's arrangement, "A lot of games have to be offline for maintenance on Tuesday, so it's a good time to go hiking."
Some people were puzzled as to why Xiong YaoYue plays games every day and has a good physique like an athlete.
The reason was actually very simple.
In between playing arcade games at Henderson Center, she would go for a run when she was hungry.
In an internet cafe, she would go to the bathroom after a round of LOL, so she would go for a run.
She would miss the bus because she was playing on her phone, but it didn't matter, she would run and catch up to the bus at the next stop.
She even had to do a few sit-ups at the start of the LoL match.
For Xiong YaoYue, who treats' exercise 'as a game, it would be unreasonable if she didn't become an athlete.
In order to make the trip more orderly, the class leader uploaded the 'Class 2-3 Summer Tour Schedule' to the class's QQ group. It clearly stated the gathering time, play time, rest time, and return time. It made it hard to tell if it was a tour or military training.
"There's no need to be so serious." Loud Mouth said in the group. Her QQ profile picture was also a fat cartoon character.
"It's just a group of people going out to play. It's just a casual thing! I'll even bring barbecue equipment, so we can have a picnic together. "
The class leader didn't agree with Loud Mouth, "Casual? What if there's danger? If we have a picnic, we have to pay attention to fire prevention, I want to temporarily appoint a fire prevention committee member … "
"I'll do it. I'll do it. "Xiong YaoYue sent out a lot of anxious emojis as she spoke in the group.
"You can't do it, it's already good enough if you don't start a fire." The class leader rejected her without hesitation.
"Let Loud Mouth do it herself …"
Zhuang Ni's profile picture, which hadn't lit up for a long time, suddenly came online and said something.
"In the forest, elephants act as fire prevention personnel. If there's a fire source, the elephants will rush over and extinguish it …"
"Hey! What do I have to do with elephants? "Loud Mouth said angrily.
"Um … body type is similar?" Zhuang Ni replied full of malice.
"Wow, you're messing with me again." Loud Mouth immediately started spamming:
"Zhuang Ni is online! Once in a hundred years! Everyone, come and tease her! If you don't tease her today, she might die tomorrow. "
This sentence was copied and pasted 50 times.
In the end, not many people came online at noon. Many people felt that teasing Zhuang Ni was worse than teasing the class leader, so no one dared to say anything.
However, Eunuch Cao said fearlessly: "Miss Zhuang, let's video chat? I'll show you something good. "
"Tell me your date of birth and I'll video chat with you."
Zhuang Ni calmly typed this line of words.
"Forget it …" According to Eunuch Cao's' 28 Middle X Files', Zhuang Ni was proficient in all kinds of witchcraft. She was much more professional than Little Smart, who only talks and doesn't practice. When someone visited Zhuang Ni, they saw her in her bedroom with an altar and a ram's skull. She was dressed in black and was chanting some kind of incantation.
The next day, the head teacher who stopped Zhuang Ni from wearing stockings fell on the ground and became crippled. I don't know if Zhuang Ni's curse took effect.
"Ye Lin must be hiding and watching us." Zhuang Ni suddenly said incoherently.
Damn, how did you know! I didn't add you as a friend and you're not a QQ member, how could you tell I was hiding! Ever since the class leader forced me to be the PE committee member and added me to the class chat group, I haven't said anything. I only received a few emails from the class leader about class activities. Many people think I'm not in the group, and they even secretly say bad things about me!
The class leader sent me a private chat window: "Ye Lin, are you online?"
I didn't reply because I didn't want to admit that Zhuang Ni could easily see through me — — it's rude to expose someone's invisibility!
"Zhuang Ni, let's not care if Ye Lin is online or not. I couldn't contact you yesterday, and you happened to be online today … Are you feeling better? Can you go to school with everyone after the summer vacation ends? "
"No, I'm very sick." Zhuang Ni replied without any surprise.
"But, I can go on a field trip with you guys tomorrow." Zhuang Ni's next sentence made everyone's eyes pop out.
What kind of illness is this! We're going to climb a mountain tomorrow! Didn't you say it clearly in the group emails! You can climb a mountain, but you can't go to school!
"Eh? You … you're really going? "
The class leader wasn't mentally prepared. She originally thought Zhuang Ni would be the same as before and never participate in group activities.
"Yeah, when I heard the class leader was organizing an activity and there were exactly 40 people participating, I decided to go …"
"Even if I have to leave my corpse on Cuisong Mountain, I still have to go …"
What kind of harming others without benefiting yourself! Just so the OCD class leader couldn't maintain a round number of 40 students, she had to risk her life to participate in the field trip!
I believe the class leader, who finally convinced herself that 40 is a perfect number even if we don't have the entire class, would definitely feel uneasy and uncomfortable when she heard the number jumped to 41 because of Zhuang Ni's participation!
"But, class leader, you have to get Loud Mouth to pick me up. I can't find the meeting point you wrote."
"How can you not find it! It's right below the class leader's house, right? " Loud Mouth pointed out indignantly, "The class leader doesn't plan on renting a car in order to save money. She's telling everyone to take the suburban 23 bus. You'll see the bus stop sign when you get to her house!"
"We have to send Loud Mouth." Zhuang Ni insisted, "Otherwise, it'll be boring without anyone to laugh at me. Also, if I die, Loud Mouth has to be responsible for dragging my body to the bus. I can't let the class leader make it a round number of 40 even if I die …"
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