I changed the topic in order to end the fight between Ai Mi and Xiao Qin.
"Ai Mi, do you like to climb mountains? Next week, our class will have a field trip. If you want to go, I can bring you along! "
Although the class leader never said family members were allowed on field trips, the special education school has always received donations from Peng TouSi. If Peng TouSi wanted to bring his little master there for a day, she would definitely be welcomed.
Also, if they could gain Ai Mi's favor, they would receive even more donations in the future! This school was originally built by Ai Mi's biological father, John. Wouldn't it be a good story for a daughter to inherit her father's business?
"I'm not going." Ai Mi pouted, "The ultraviolet rays on the mountain are stronger and my skin can't take it. Also, my schedule is packed next week, I don't have time!"
I heard from my dad that the ultraviolet rays increase by 10% for every 1000 meters above sea level. But Cuisong Mountain is only 400 meters tall and the ultraviolet rays increase by less than 5%. The main reason is probably because I don't have time.
Ai Mi became even more jealous when she found out that my classmates, including Xiao Qin, and I were going on a field trip next week.
"Manservant … you can't go! You have to accompany me on the set! "
"Eh? Isn't that a bit hard to do? " I scratched my head, "No matter what, I'm still the PE committee member of class 2-3. I should help the class leader maintain discipline when we're out. If we encounter any danger, I'm strong enough to save them, right?"
"That's right." Xiao Qin chimed in, "If the class leader is hit by a rock, drowned by a flood, or buried by a landslide, Ye Lin classmate would be able to save her!"
Damn, what kind of grudge do you have against the class leader! How many bad things did the class leader do to receive so much divine punishment!
"Also, if Ye Lin classmate doesn't go on a field trip, then I won't either!" Xiao Qin expressed her determination, "I'll go with Ye Lin classmate to cheer for Ai Mi! You have to work hard! "
Ai Mi is going to die from anger! You're holding my arm and eating cotton candy off the stage while you're talking about me while I'm working so hard to put on a show while you're eating cotton candy?
After closing her eyes and thinking carefully, Ai Mi said angrily:
"You guys don't have to come! Let's have a merry and wild outing together! Anyway, the Celestial Empire doesn't have much else, but it's number one in terms of natural and man-made disasters. I hope you don't encounter earthquakes, typhoons, or volcanic eruptions! "
Eh? It seems like you and Xiao Qin are from the same school. If you don't like it, you'll curse it with all your might, right? And your Calamity Level is several times higher than Xiao Qin's! The Calamity that Xiao Qin summoned was basically a solo kill, at most it would wipe out the entire team. The Calamity that you summoned was at least at the level of destroying a city, and even had the potential to destroy the world!
"Oh yeah, I remember that Winnie is also the PE committee member of your class?"
Ai Mi calmed down a little and asked with a blink.
"Yeah." I nodded, "Our class has a two-committee system. I'm the male PE committee member and Winnie is the female PE committee member."
"Even if you don't tell me, I know you're a man and she's a woman." Ai Mi looked at me with disdain.
That might not be the case! It was said that the gender of the masculine women would be decided by a vote at the next People's Congress! It was right behind the Trap Gender Bill!
Ai Mi replied with an ambiguous "oh", "If that's the case, you can go with Winnie on this outing. Wouldn't it be more effective if the male and female PE committee members maintained order together? "
Are you planning on letting Winnie monitor me? You're telling me to report to you if I do anything out of line with Xiao Qin? This strong desire to control seems like it was inherited from Ai ShuQiao!
"No." Xiao Qin protested, "You have to go with me. Whoever dares to disturb us will be tied up by the righteous mountain god and thrown into the mountain stream. "
Are you talking about the mountain god or the triads? How did his sense of justice come to be measured? Why was it so weird?!
Xiao Qin's phone rang at this time. The ringtone of "Marry the Wolf" made Ai Mi and I frowned.
Ai Mi and I did have some common ground when it came to music taste.
"Hello? Class leader? Do you need something? "
Xiao Qin walked in front of the window and picked up the phone. She only bought the phone because it wasn't a smartphone and the signal was pretty average, so she developed a habit of approaching the window to answer the phone indoors.
Before Xiao Qin left, I could hear the class leader's voice coming from the phone.
"It's nothing important, it's just that we're planning an outing. I wanted to tell Ye Lin to tell you, but I'm afraid he'll forget …"
I have no idea what the class leader and Xiao Qin talked about after that.
Ai Mi, who was sitting on the sofa, saw that my attention was diverted, so she stuck out a leg and kicked my butt from behind.
"What's so interesting about other people talking on the phone? Talk to me. "
I really didn't understand why Ai Mi was so jealous of Xiao Qin, but I still turned around and asked with a smile:
"What do you want to talk about? Has filming been hard lately? "
"Don't talk about filming." Ai Mi said angrily, "The UV rays are so strong right now, and the director only shoots outdoor scenes. He's clearly trying to make things difficult for me. Do you know how much sunscreen I have to wear in a day? "
Then, she suddenly rolled her eyes and had a mysterious smile on her face. She began to shake her foot that was repeatedly attacking me.
"Starting from tomorrow, you'll come here every morning and be responsible for applying sunscreen."
Ai Mi immediately said with dissatisfaction when she saw me hesitate: "You're not even willing to do such a small task. You must have been lying when you said you loved me."
I didn't want the oath I swore to my sister to be called a lie.
"Um … it's true that I'm used to waking up early to exercise, so it's fine if I help you apply sunscreen on the way. But do you need help with your back? You can do the other parts by yourself, right? "
"Who said so." Ai Mi raised her eyebrows, "Filming is already hard enough, why would I waste my energy on something as trivial as applying sunscreen. Of course, you'll be responsible for everything. "
I said awkwardly: "Then, I only need to apply it to the exposed skin."
It's fine if it's the face and arms, but it's a bit bad if it's the thighs and calves.
"Don't cut corners." Ai Mi became unreasonable, "The ultraviolet rays are so strong, wouldn't you regret it if I was killed by them? Of course you have to apply sunscreen all over your body. You can't miss a single corner. "
Hey, it's not like you're filming a nude scene, do you have to soak yourself in sunscreen? Also, your request to me is basically equivalent to asking your brother to give you a massage when you're naked!
"Hmph, there used to be maids who helped me apply sunscreen, but they were all annoying, so I kicked them all out."
You're the one who's hard to please. You also kicked away a lot of stylists and makeup artists, and you almost kicked away Su Qiao who was an extra.
"So in the end, Peng TouSi was the one who applied sunscreen …"
Although Peng TouSi is a man, he's gay, and he has a strange master-servant father-daughter relationship with Ai Mi. Ai Mi sometimes even let Peng TouSi help her when she showers, so I don't think it's inappropriate.
"But you should also know that the skin on Peng TouSi's hand is extremely rough. Even if he uses his pinky to apply sunscreen, I'll still get pricked from time to time, so you should do it from now on."
"Don't use such a natural tone. Peng TouSi is gay, but I'm not. If I apply sunscreen like that … "
"What would happen?" Ai Mi tilted her head and looked at me with interest, as if she was looking forward to what I would say next.
"Nothing much. It's not appropriate anyway. "
"Tsk, he wouldn't even agree to something as simple as applying sunscreen, as expected of a brother who only knows how to say love …"
"I got it." I clapped my hands and shouted, "There's someone more suitable than me. Why don't you just let Winnie apply sunscreen? She's a money-grubber, so if you give her some small favors, she'll definitely wake up early every day to work for you. "
Although the issue of the tomboy's gender can only be decided at the next congress, but it shouldn't be worse than Peng TouSi if Xiong YaoYue applied sunscreen for Ai Mi.
"Hmph, a pushy brother." Ai Mi held her cheeks and sulked.
"I … I also want sunscreen." Xiao Qin, who was on the phone with the class leader, heard the last two sentences of our conversation and rushed towards me.
I pressed down on her head to prevent her from getting any closer and said: "Don't be unreasonable. Ai Mi, go ask Winnie to apply sunscreen. Xiao Qin, go ask Auntie Ren or ask the class leader. "
"How can I do that?" Xiao Qin yelled, "It's perfectly justified to let your boyfriend apply sunscreen in the summer. It's not an exaggeration to say it's a boyfriend's legal obligation. "
Ai Mi said angrily: "It's a brother's legal obligation to apply sunscreen to his sister."
Xiao Qin narrowed her eyes, "No country has that kind of law, but there are laws that say it's sexual harassment for a brother to casually touch his sister's body."
Ai Mi retorted, "There's no need for laws to exist. You can create a country if you want. I'll definitely create a country that says if a brother doesn't apply sunscreen to his sister, he'll be sentenced to death. "
Then your country will receive a lot of immigration applications from people with sister complexes. It might even be a way to make money …
"Sister Ai Mi, stop dreaming." Xiao Qin looked down at her with a condescending gaze, "Your sibling relationship with Ye Lin classmate is the death sentence for the two of you. If you want to hate someone, hate the world that arranged your fate. "
"You …" Ai Mi looked like she was about to cry again.
"(* ^ _ _ ^ *) Hehe …" Xiao Qin laughed instead, "I came up with the lines just now when I was thinking about the manga. It's pretty artistic, right?"
Have your sister's artistic conception! It sounds very familiar. Which shoujo manga did you copy it from?
It was getting late and my dad showed no signs of going home to sleep. Did he go to a hotel? He actually made such a sacrifice in order to not be his son's third wheel. Dad, you can be selected as one of the top ten people in Touching China.
On the other hand, Auntie Ren returned home earlier than Xiao Qin expected. She found her daughter was missing and immediately called to question: "Are you at Ye Lin's place? If you don't come back, I'll go there. "
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