The first thing we needed to do was to count the number of participants. After a round of phone calls, the class leader and I looked at each other as if we were waiting for the other to notify Xiao Qin.
The class leader glared at me as if to say: "Isn't it possible for Uncle Ye and Auntie Ren to get married again? That way you and Xiao Qin would be siblings, so you're the most suitable person to notify! "
My gaze said: "Since it's an event organized by you, shouldn't it be natural for you to notify them? I just helped you notify a bunch of guys! "
In the end, the class leader's phone ran out of battery because we made a lot of calls.
"Do you want my phone to charge it?"
I raised the phone generously and planned to hand it over. Since we haven't been able to touch the class leader's favorite phone, we were eager to try it out.
"No need." The class leader's white phone was like a pure and virtuous lady, as if she was rejecting me.
What's there to be arrogant about! It's clearly an old phone that Shu Zhe used before, but you don't want its precious battery, so I might as well keep it for myself!
"Your phone still has battery, so you can call Xiao Qin and ask if she wants to participate."
It's not that I don't want to call Xiao Qin, but Xiao Qin's ringtone is' Marry the Big Big Wolf '. I heard from a French media report: Watching' Pleasant Goat 'often lowers your IQ. I think listening to this song too many times might also cause some damage to my IQ.
What's strange is that Xiao Qin's phone, which usually gets through as soon as I call, was unanswered.
I couldn't help but be a bit puzzled after calling her three times.
"Sister Xiao Qin must be taking a shower!" Shu Zhe said with experience, as expected of someone who has had several girlfriends.
After I got off the 23 suburban bus, I said goodbye to the class leader and walked home by myself.
I originally planned on calling Xiao Qin after I got home, but I didn't expect the door to open by itself when I arrived.
Xiao Qin, who was wearing an apron, stood in the living room with a smile on her face.
"Dang dang dang dang! You've worked hard! Welcome home! "
What's going on? Why is she acting like a newlywed wife greeting her husband after work? And how did you open the door to my house!
"Um … Ye Lin classmate, I just learned a new recipe and I can't wait to make it for you, so I came to your house … I didn't pick up your call because I wanted to give you a surprise …"
I didn't ask why you came to my house. What I asked was how did you get into my house? Was it through the window again? Could it be that the balcony window wasn't closed properly?
Xiao Qin pinched the lower edge of her white apron and asked with a mixture of shyness and excitement,
"Ye Lin classmate, the glutinous rice chicken roll is about to be cooked. Do you want to eat the chicken roll first, or … eat me first?"
The afternoon sun shone through the balcony into the living room. Under the contrast of the two jade bracelets, Xiao Qin's arm seemed particularly textured.
Perhaps it was because he had been exposed to steam in the kitchen, but the crook of his elbow also revealed a tender, light pink color. It really gave off a feeling of "looking and tasting good".
I shook my head vigorously to clear my mind of all random thoughts.
"Who wants to eat you! You don't look delicious! " I said in a duplicitous manner, "Didn't I already warn you that if you enter the house through the window again, I'll remove you from the girlfriend position?"
Xiao Qin twisted her face and said proudly:
"I didn't come in through the window! It was the kind Uncle Ye who opened the door for me! "
Eh? Did my dad let you in? Then where is he?
"Uncle Ye, he heard I was coming in to make dinner for Ye Lin classmate, so he happily let me in. He even praised me for looking prettier than when I was younger!"
You unprincipled dad, you clearly said that it would be hard for Xiao Qin to get married when she grew up! But you immediately said good things to her face when she came? Or is it because you slept with her mother that you feel guilty, so you're trying your best to please Xiao Qin?
"Ye Lin classmate, my mom isn't coming home for dinner today. I was planning on making a lot of food to eat with you and Uncle Ye, but Uncle Ye suddenly said he had to go out and asked me to look after the house for him. I'll just eat dinner with Ye Lin classmate …"
He clearly doesn't want to be a third wheel with Xiao Qin! Dad, you've been bribed by Xiao Qin! Are you my dad or her dad?!
I felt a bit thirsty after a bumpy ride on the 23 suburban bus. I opened the fridge and was about to grab a drink, but I didn't expect to see a horrifying scene.
No, it's not as horrifying as' my dad was chopped into 18 pieces and his body was hidden in the fridge '. I'll have to disappoint everyone, I have no plans on becoming the male lead of a horror movie.
After I opened the fridge, I saw two rows of spoiled eggs in the egg bin!!
Xiao Qin used a red pen to draw a grimace on each egg. Some were crying, some were laughing, some were angry, some were in a daze, some were lacking sleep, and some were inexplicable. In short, these eggs that were supposed to be put into the pot were all personified by 'teacher Shui Qin'!!
"Ye Lin classmate, I'm amazing, right?" Xiao Qin was not ashamed and instead asked proudly, "After I opened the fridge, I realized there were so many blank 'canvases', so I couldn't hold back and did something …"
"That way, when Ye Lin classmate wants to eat an egg, you can choose an egg with a corresponding expression based on your mood at the time!"
"I'm a ~ (≧ ▽ ́)/~ genius!"
Genius my ass! Not to mention that your drawing skills aren't up to par, you also used a water pen to draw these expressions. Also, my fridge was a bit slow to frost, so the result was — — all the personified eggs, regardless of whether they were laughing or crying, now all had bloody tears flowing out of their eyes. It's even scarier than a film of Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio!
You even told me to choose an egg with a similar expression based on my mood at the time … what kind of situation would I have to encounter to have bloody tears flowing out of my eyes while laughing bitterly!
Also, are these eggs even edible! Why do I feel like I'll turn into a zombie after eating them!
"Ah! The pot is boiling! I have to go to the kitchen! "
Xiao Qin quickly turned around and ran towards the kitchen. Her apron fluttered around her waist like a white butterfly.
As I watched Xiao Qin bustling around in the kitchen with a hint of awkwardness, I suddenly remembered that I should tell Xiao Qin that our class is organizing a field trip.
"Xiao Qin, do you like to climb mountains?"
"I like it!" Xiao Qin answered without hesitation, "Did you forget? When we were younger, the two of us would often climb mountains together behind the shipyard, it's such nostalgic days … "
Nostalgic my ass! I had no choice but to climb that hill because you used a sharp branch to force me to do so! Also, after climbing to the top, nine out of ten times, you would kick me down and enjoy the sight of me rolling down the hill!
Note: The one exception was when I planned to kick first and kicked Xiao Qin's butt from behind when she was distracted, but she dodged it! I lost my balance and fell, and I fell even more miserably than usual!
Xiao Qin clearly noticed the subtle change in my expression (it was similar to the personified eggs in the fridge), so she quickly stopped talking and didn't mention the time we climbed mountains together as children.
"Uh huh, the class leader is organizing a field trip to Chisong Mountain. We'll probably stay for one night and come back the next day — — do you plan on joining?"
Xiao Qin's eyes lit up. She held a colander in one hand and a pot lid in the other. She hated that she couldn't wave her hands around to express the excitement in her heart.
"How could I miss a chance to play in the wild with Ye Lin classmate!"
"It's not playing with me, it's playing with everyone." I corrected her.
"Also, Ye Lin classmate will hug me to sleep at night, so I don't have any other regrets this summer!"
"Who would hug you to sleep! Everyone's living in a hotel converted from a dormitory, so they probably don't even have double beds. Also, it's definitely boys sharing a room and girls sharing a room! "
"Is that so?" Xiao Qin's expression was a bit disappointed, but her eyes began to sparkle again, "But, since we're going to stay in the scenic area for a day and a night, we should be able to find a chance to be alone, right?"
I gave a perfunctory "uh huh" and went to check my bedroom to see if Xiao Qin found the H manga I hid under my bed.
There were no signs of the cardboard box under my bed being moved, but the position of my sweaty tank top on the hanger was a bit strange.
Also, my bed sheets were a lot smoother than usual, as if someone specially tidied them for me.
Why didn't you tidy up anywhere else but the bed sheets?
I couldn't help but imagine Xiao Qin lying on my bed after my dad left. She put my singlet under her nose and sniffed it. She twisted her body and whispered excitedly:
"Ye Lin classmate's smell …"
Damn, what a terrible scene! I hope it's just my speculation and it hasn't happened in the real world!
"Ye Lin classmate, dinner is ready! Let's eat! "Xiao Qin called out to me from the living room, and the sound of bowls and chopsticks being placed on the dining table could also be heard.
Although I was skeptical of Xiao Qin's new recipes, I was still attracted by the aroma in the air and sat behind the dining table.
Xiao Qin waited until I sat down at the dining table, then she sat across from me.
Then she looked at me with impatient eyes with an indescribable satisfied smile and picked up a piece of glutinous rice chicken roll for me.
"Hey, don't stare at me like that! You're giving me goosebumps! Also, why don't you try your own food first? Do you want to use me as a test subject? "
"Ye Lin classmate misunderstood ~ ~ ~ ~" Xiao Qin said with a long voice, "I just think it's hard working outside, so I wanted to serve Ye Lin classmate your first bite …"
When did she return to being a young married woman waiting for her husband to come home! Also, I didn't go to work today. I went to the Scientific Happiness Conference with Gong CaiCai in the morning, then I went to the special education school with the class leader in the afternoon …
Ah, why do I have the illusion that my fickle husband is having an affair outside! I clearly didn't do anything!
The phone in my pocket suddenly rang.
Seeing that the caller was Ai Mi, I immediately picked it up at the dining table.
"Hello? Do you need something? "
"Damn manservant! Where are you? I'm coming to find you! "
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