Shu Zhe, who was pressed against the pillow because he said he wanted to pursue Ai Mi, was unconvinced after he begged for mercy and gasped for breath for a while.
"Even if she's my cousin, she'll get married sooner or later." Shu Zhe mumbled, "It's not like you can marry her yourself. With such good conditions, you should keep the goodies to yourself …"
I raised my fist like I was going to hit him, and Shu Zhe finally stopped talking.
Other than that, Shu Zhe urged me to continue selling original underwear.
"I actually don't like doing something so embarrassing, but the profits are too high! If I wasn't a customer service worker, I wouldn't even know there are so many perverts in the country! There are over ten people waiting in line right now! "
"What!? Did you drag over ten people down in such a short period of time!? "
"Is that considered a lot?" Shu Zhe said with disdain, "I already carefully selected and filtered out a few unreliable people! There's a lot of demand, you have to expand production! "
"How do I expand production! You're the one who produces it, not me! "
To be honest, the perverts like 'Cilantro Buns' and 'Uncle Fireball' were mainly attracted by the 'original' taste of 'Miss Model'. The underwear I provided was dispensable. If it wasn't for the fact that Shu Zhe needed my store as a platform, he could have dumped me and started his own business.
"Do I have to wear it for 72 hours before it can be sent to customers?"
"Yes, we already cheated on your gender, so we can't cheat on the time anymore!"
"Then, can I work harder and wear three pairs of underwear at a time?"
"What?"
Shu Zhe pointed at his waist and explained to me:
"I'll wear the most urgent ones inside, then I'll wear two less urgent ones on the outside. That way, each one can be worn for 72 hours, but the total time will be shortened …"
"No! Isn't this the same as using the same method! Are you beating around the bush or are you cheating! "
Shu Zhe's anxious expression was like a businessman trying to teach his child how to do business.
"Bro Ye Lin, why are you so stubborn! If you can't do this and that, when are you going to get rich! Are you going to let my sister support you in the future! "
What … what did you say!? You're clearly the parasite on my sister's back!
"I'm not bragging, but if you let me run your store for three months, I can guarantee that your profits will double!"
"How do you double the profit?" I was curious.
"That's easy! Summer vacation is coming, and many female high school and university students are looking for part-time jobs. Let's pick a few suitable ones and hire them first! "
"Increase the number of employees? What's the next step? "
"The next step is to let them do the usual customer service work, but we can't give them too much basic salary. Women nowadays are basically lazy …"
"Eh? How can you say such things when you have a sister like that? "
"Brother Ye Lin, don't interrupt me! My sister is a special case! When those part-time employees wanted to make more money, he would reveal the original underwear business to them. If someone couldn't accept it and reacted badly, he would fire them immediately! The people who stayed could do customer service while wearing the underwear. They could work on two fronts at the same time and earn more money for us! "
I noticed that he used the word 'original underwear' and not 'original underwear'. It seems like he plans on expanding the original bra business as well — — although he is shameless, he would never wear a bra to school.
"Actually, the reason why you're struggling to wear it for 72 hours is because you want to maintain the consistency of the smell! We're living in a fast-paced society. Since KFC's chickens can grow faster, we can't always use traditional methods for our store's underwear! I think we can do this: When female employees wear customer-specific underwear, don't turn on the air conditioner … "
"Ah? You want to kill them on such a hot day? "
"For the sake of the commission, I'm sure they'll endure it! The higher the temperature, the more one would sweat, and the more sweat one would sweat, the stronger the smell on the underwear would be! That way, we can achieve the effect of 72 hours in less than 8 hours! "
I couldn't help but imagine the scene of female high school and university students sweating profusely in front of the customer service computer at home.
"The sweat won't go to waste either. I'll prepare a sealed container and let them squeeze the sweat from their clothes into the sealed container! That way, if there's an urgent order, they can just throw the underwear into the sealed container and blow dry it a few minutes later! "
"If there's a pervert who wants to buy their sweat, I'll sell it as long as the price is right! Not only sweat, but other bodily fluids can also be sold! "
"If customers want, they can even voice chat with our female employees … Although there's no charge for chatting, if they don't spend money, the female employees won't waste time with them if they don't get a commission …"
"By the way, I've specifically checked the relevant laws. Since there is no relevant legislation for selling original lingerie, it won't be pursued for the time being. However, just in case, to prevent the female staff from exposing our past after they resign, I suggest installing a pinhole camera in the room to record their ugly behavior at work. That way, we'll have something to use against them …"
Damn, Shu Zhe, you're becoming more and more perverted! You're trying to turn our Happy Valley Adult Goods Store into a perverted goods store! You even have voice chat to tease customers, it's one step away from turning it into an erotic chat room! If you were in ancient times, you would definitely open a brothel in order to make money! At that time, not only will your sister's reputation be damaged because of your profession, she might even be used as a money tree to attract customers! If some high official or noble takes a fancy to her, you'll definitely use underhanded methods like drugging her and sell her sister for a good price!
I definitely won't listen to these kinds of despicable people who not only con their own sister, but also want to con my sister.
"Stop dreaming! Our Happy Valley Love Shop is a righteous online shop that cultivates people's sentiments. It is not a place that hides the filth! I'll reject all of your suggestions! If you still want to work here in the future, you'll have to follow my rules! "
"But …"
"No buts!" I threw the lipstick I bought a few days ago to Shu Zhe, "If you want to make more money, I also have a balloon blowing business. You can start work after you put on the lipstick!"
Shu Zhe picked up the lipstick from the ground, unscrewed the cap and sniffed it. He frowned when he saw it was a tacky bright red color.
"Can't you use a better color?"
"It's not like you have to show it! The main point is to leave lipstick marks on the balloons! Isn't bright red more eye-catching! "
"Um, I remember you said last time that you would sell balloons with lipstick marks for ¥50 each, right? How much do I get? "
Shu Zhe remembered money very clearly, it was the thing he cared about the most.
"After deducting the cost of the balloons and lipstick, I'll give you 20!"
"I want 25!" Shu Zhe proposed, "The 'Red Bean Sister' I'm acting as is your store's signature! You should at least split it 50-50 with me! "
Since I mentioned the issue of character, I suddenly remembered that Xiong YaoYue was afraid of ruining her character, so she donated all the money she won from Ai Mi to the special education school. It's actually a bit of a loss of character for me to sell a trap's item as the real thing. It's better to do some good deeds and accumulate some character value!
"Hmph, these aren't normal balloons, they're 'love balloons'! You have to donate ¥10 to a charity for every balloon you sell! We'll split the remaining ¥40 in half, you still have to take 20 … "
"Bro Ye Lin, are you crazy!" Shu Zhe became anxious, "If you can't finish spending the money, then buy a gift for my sister, don't donate it to someone you don't know! Don't you know the Red Cross … "
"It's not the Red Cross." I waved my hands.
"They're not reliable either! They're definitely pocketing it! Anyway, bro Ye Lin, if you're that stupid, then I won't blow it for you! "
Ah? This brat dares to stop blowing!? Do you think that I wouldn't dare to beat you up because of your sister's relationship with me?! You're too naive! I know a lot of interrogation methods without leaving any scars! I'm going to force you to blow it for me no matter what!
I grabbed him by the collar and roughly lifted him off the edge of the bed.
"I'm helping you accumulate good karma by letting you donate money to charity! You've never done anything good since you were born, I'm doing this for your own good! "
"You're deducting my money for my own good?" Shu Zhe was stubborn.
He said a lot of things I didn't like today. I got angry and pushed him hard. He screamed and fell on the mattress.
I used my knee to press against his stomach and only used 30% of my strength to prevent him from dying.
Shu Zhe quickly lost the ability to resist and begged for mercy with a pale face. I picked up the lipstick, straightened his face, and carelessly smeared it around his lips.
"Bro Ye Lin, what are you doing! It's so ugly! "
What a joke! You're a grown man, how can you look good with lipstick?
"You're not blowing balloons? You're calling me crazy because I asked you to do some charity? Fine, fine, fine, you don't have to blow balloons, you might as well blow this … "
I said as I pretended to undo my belt.
Shu Zhe was so shocked that his face turned pale. He screamed and begged for mercy with a ridiculous lipstick on his lips:
"Bro Ye Lin! Bro Ye Lin, what are you doing! Don't scare me! I'll blow it for you! "
"You agreed to blow balloons?"
"Yeah, what else would I do …"
Shu Zhe, who was released by me, dejectedly sat up from the bed. He took the balloon I handed him and slowly blew it.
His lung capacity is at the level of an elementary school student! He had to take a break in the middle of blowing a balloon the size of a grapefruit.
After blowing the balloon, he tied it up with a ribbon. He must have tied a lot of ribbons when giving gifts to his girlfriend.
"Don't blow it too big, or it'll break during shipping." I told Shu Zhe and he blew the next balloon as if he was granted amnesty.
After blowing 5 balloons, Shu Zhe reapplied the lipstick on his lips. Right when he was about to blow the 6th one, he suddenly had a realization:
"What kind of product should I use for the 'red lip balloons'?"
"Do you even need to ask? Of course it's the actual balloons you just blew ~ ~ "
"No!" Shu Zhe shook his head, "It's just a picture of a balloon, it doesn't look like there's any desire to buy it! At the very least, we should take a full-body photo of 'Sister Red Beans' so that she can blow up a balloon! "
"Huh? You want to take a picture in female clothing? It's not like I'll lose anything. If it can increase sales, it'll be good for you, me, and charity … "
"Who cares about charity!" Shu Zhe extended his hand towards me, "I have to pay to take a picture in female clothing! Pay me first! "
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