"Ye … Ye … Ye Lin classmate, if I'm not mistaken, what you stuffed into Xiao Qin classmate's bag was … a pair of underwear, right?"
Gong CaiCai asked while trembling.
"That's right!" I admitted. If it was the class leader who asked, I would have already had a heart attack.
"Why would Ye Lin classmate have underwear in your hands?"
Ever since I saved Gong CaiCai during the rabbit selling incident and occasionally borrowed her homework to copy, she wasn't really afraid of me anymore. She even dared to ask a few questions in a row.
"Xiao Qin was in class … no, she took it off for me last night, I'm just returning it to her!"
Gong CaiCai revealed a horrified expression. The exercise books in her hands fell to the ground. I had no choice but to help her pick them up.
"Thank, thank you for your help … but, why did Xiao Qin classmate take off her underwear and give it to you? It's such an embarrassing thing … "
I tilted my neck, "Because I'm lecherous! I especially like to force girls to do embarrassing things. Didn't I tell you to keep your distance from me? "
"I … I'm not afraid of Ye Lin classmate."
Gong CaiCai lowered her head and thought for a bit, then said with a stutter.
"What!?" Gong CaiCai, who can even cry when a beetle lands on her head, claims that she's not afraid of me. Are you saying that I'm not even as good as a beetle!
"The books say that those who say they're bad aren't really bad …"
"Don't believe everything the books say! When I was in elementary school, I read a book that eating sweet potatoes can increase internal strength. I ended up eating sweet potatoes for a week and I only got diarrhea! "
Gong CaiCai pursed her lips and laughed after she heard me talk about my embarrassing childhood.
"Ye Lin classmate really knows how to tell jokes. Why did you need internal strength when you were a kid?"
It's not a joke, it's the truth! I needed internal strength to defeat the Little Tyrant! Without a roadside expert to teach me sixty years of cultivation, I could only rely on myself to eat sweet potatoes!
"Ye Lin classmate must have picked up Xiao Qin classmate's underwear by chance and secretly returned it to her because he was afraid she would be embarrassed."
Gong CaiCai made the kindest guess towards me.
"Nonsense! Even if I can pick up a pair of underwear, how would I know it's hers? Listen, it was Xiao Qin who took an afternoon nap at my house. I took off her underwear while she was asleep. "
"This … this kind of thing …"
"Shameless, right? I've already told you that I'm naturally lecherous. Other than lending me your homework to copy, don't have any other contact with me! "
"Ye Lin classmate, the class leader will be sad if you do this …"
Do you still think we're a couple? Is it because you saw me kissing the class leader, so you've always believed it?
"Also, it's not good to play with Xiao Qin classmate's feelings … If you can't stand it, I …"
You … What are you doing? Are you going to replace Xiao Qin and let me play? Don't say things that will make me subvert my worldview!
"I can lend you two years of 'Men's Wear' magazine. It would be great if you could use the magazine to relieve your lust …"
Men's Wear? Isn't that a male-oriented magazine that aspires to be China's Playboy? I heard it's filled with pictures of female celebrities who don't wear any clothes. Gong CaiCai, why do you have that kind of magazine? And two years!? If your dad ordered it, then he should hide it behind his daughter's back!
"Actually … it wasn't my dad who ordered it, it was me …"
"Why did you order that kind of thing!"
"Because … because someone came to sell it to me when I was the only one at home. I didn't know how to reject them, so I could only order it …"
You're forcing me to buy and sell! You're selling 'Men's Wear' to middle school girls, you have no integrity at all!
"I also ordered 'Modern Weapons', 'Global Military', 'Ship Knowledge' … I also bought 120 boxes of cosmetics and gave them all to my mom …"
You're practically the savior of salespeople! If you can't learn how to reject people, you'll suffer in the future!
"If Ye Lin classmate needs it …"
Before I finished speaking, Xiao Qin came back with Loud Mouth and the others. When she saw me talking to Gong CaiCai, she frowned and ran over to grab Gong CaiCai's lapels and said:
"Give me back my breasts!"
Gong CaiCai's body trembled and she quickly ran to her seat. She was holding a stack of homework and almost fell flat on the ground.
Xiao Qin mumbled: "You're relying on your big breasts to show off in front of Ye Lin classmate … I'm working so hard, sooner or later I'll be bigger than you!"
This isn't something that can be solved with hard work! Back in the days, there was a kid who worked hard to become Ultraman! Even if his wish came true, your wish won't come true!
"Hmph, if you're still bigger than me in ten years, I'll cut off your …"
Seeing me glaring at her, Xiao Qin quickly picked up her history book and asked me with a smile:
"What year did Columbus discover the New World?"
It's not the same year you cut off my breasts! Or do you want to … transplant! Do you have to exchange your flat breasts to get rid of the hatred in your heart!
During history class, I used my phone to manage the online store for an entire class. Recently, business has been pretty good, especially since I managed to sell two inflatable dolls that didn't look good, which made me feel relieved.
Uncle Fireball, Cilantro Buns, and Popeye, these perverts, would still fight endlessly for 'Red Beans' panties. Especially Cilantro Buns, he would often chat with 'Red Beans' and was completely mesmerized by Shu Zhe. He would always message me the same thing: How can I get Red Beans to get a room with him?
Uncle Fireball, who is well versed in the perverted market, criticized our store for having too few new products. We didn't even have the 'red lip balloons' he suggested. I could only say it's currently being prepared and will be sold soon.
During lunch break, the class leader did what she said and dragged Xiao Qin to the field to play shuttlecock (the class leader changed into sweatpants). But Xiao Qin's performance was terrible and she couldn't catch nine out of ten shuttlecocks. Later, she pretended to faint from exhaustion, so the class leader could only give up. She even bought a sports drink for Xiao Qin to replenish her salt.
Xiao Qin drank the drink the class leader gave her and muttered to herself with a worried expression:
"Even though I let the class leader take a sip, I can't guarantee it's not poisoned. If she dies, I'll have to wait a while before I can see you again …"
You won't let me go even if you die? Are you waiting for me in the underworld? Don't make me think of a nightmarish scene!
Also, if you drink after the class leader, wouldn't it be an indirect kiss? But they're both girls, so it's fine. It's laughable that I would be jealous of Xiao Qin.
In the afternoon, I continued my customer service work during chemistry class. After class, I overused my eyes and couldn't take it anymore, so I had to rest on my desk.
"Ye Lin classmate, you'll damage your eyes if you keep playing with your phone." Xiao Qin said worriedly, "Let me take care of your phone next class."
"Take care of it?" I raised my head from my arm, "Are you going to peek at my call history and text inbox again?"
"I won't this time." Xiao Qin promised, "You just have to let me play the game 'Angry Grandma'!"
So you're the one who wants to play it? Are you going to play it yourself if you don't let me play it? It seems like you still have some masculine personality! I kind of understand why I was jealous of you earlier. It's because I feel like the person who indirectly kissed the class leader was the Little Tyrant.
I clicked on the icon for 'Angry Grandma' and entered the main interface. Coincidentally, Xiong YaoYue passed by while playing with another girl. She saw the colorful screen on my phone and exclaimed after a closer look:
"You can play that game on your phone? My phone's CPU is too lousy, so it lags a lot when playing games. When are you going to lend me your phone? "
"I was the one who borrowed it first." Xiao Qin protested.
"Ah, sorry." Xiong YaoYue stuck out her tongue, "Then should I line up behind Xiao Qin?"
I rolled my eyes and tossed the phone to Xiong YaoYue: "You play first, Xiao Qin's seat is next to mine, so we'll have plenty of chances to play in the future."
"No ~ ~ ~ I want to play now." Xiao Qin said coquettishly.
"Then call me sis Winnie and I'll let you have it." Xiong YaoYue said generously.
"You're bullying me." Xiao Qin ignored Xiong YaoYue's conditions and laid on the table. Her shoulders trembled as she cried.
Xiong YaoYue rubbed Xiao Qin's hair softly, "Don't cry. I'll let you have it. It's only a game, don't hurt our friendship. "
I waved my hand at Xiong YaoYue to tell her to ignore Xiao Qin. "She's pretending to cry. You can give her a peck. "
Xiong YaoYue curiously put her hand under Xiao Qin's armpit. Sure enough, Xiao Qin bounced up from the table and couldn't stop laughing.
"Hahahaha — — hurry — — stop — —"
"So you're that sly." Xiong YaoYue puffed her cheeks, "Then I'll enjoy your phone first. It'll be your turn next class. "
"Remember to delete Xiao Qin's file." I heartlessly told Xiong YaoYue.
"No problem. I'll be careful. "Xiong YaoYue probably didn't hear me clearly and thought I said 'don't delete Xiao Qin's file'.
Xiao Qin cried again on the table: "It took me 5 hours to finish that file."
I suddenly asked out of curiosity: "What's your record for Plants vs Zombies' endless pool mode?"
Xiao Qin stopped crying and wiped the tears from the corner of her eyes. "177 rounds. What's wrong?"
177 rounds? My record is only 28 rounds. Where do you get that much time to play games? Most girls don't like to play games as much as you do.
"It's because Ye Lin classmate helped me install it when he repaired my computer last time. Every time I play Plants vs Zombies, I can feel Ye Lin classmate's love for me. "
"Also, in order to remember Ye Lin classmate, every time I play endless pool mode, I'll plant a row of spray mushrooms and use coffee beans to wake them up …"
How can you even make it to 177 rounds with such a stupid opening? Also, why do the spray mushrooms remember me?
"I'll try my best to protect the spray mushrooms from being eaten by zombies, but if they get eaten, then I can only plant the nuclear mushrooms in their original positions … since Ye Lin classmate is all grown up now …"
So it's still a vulgar metaphor of the spray mushrooms turning into nuclear mushrooms. That's not important, hurry up and tell me the secret to making it to 177 rounds.
When the bell rang, I realized I had made a mistake.
This class was language class. It was old man Zhang's language class.
Xiong YaoYue placed her phone between her legs and played with her head down. I was too far away from her, so I couldn't warn her.
"Hurry." I said to Xiao Qin, "Use your phone to send a text to mine and tell Xiong YaoYue to play after class. It'll be too late if old man Zhang finds out. "
Xiao Qin slowly took out her phone and pouted: "Why are you so concerned about Xiong Ni?"
Who's called Xiong Ni? You're mixing Xiong YaoYue and Zhuang Ni's names together. Your input method is too weird and the keyboard is too small, I can't use it. Hurry up and send Xiong YaoYue a text and tell her to put her phone away.
"But wouldn't it be even worse if your phone rings?"
"I always set it to vibrate in class. Anyway, hurry up and send a text, hurry up and send a text! "
While Xiao Qin was dawdling, old man Zhang came down from the lectern. He put his hands behind his back and walked aggressively towards Xiong YaoYue.
Sitting on Xiong YaoYue's right was one of the class leader's loyal dogs. He patted Xiong YaoYue's arm out of humanitarianism to let her notice the language teacher was already walking over.
Xiong YaoYue broke out in a cold sweat, but it was already too late to turn off her phone. Although the school allowed cell phones, it would still be confiscated if you were caught using your phone during class. You would have to call your parents to get it back.
It would be fine if it was her own phone, but it just had to be my phone. She felt that it was very unbrotherly of her to call my parents because of her playing games. So in a moment of urgency, she actually made an absurd decision. Xiong YaoYue resolutely stuffed my phone into her underwear.
Although I couldn't see the details from my angle, judging from Xiong YaoYue's movements, she definitely stuffed it into her underwear. Because if she stuffed it into her shorts, as soon as the teacher tells her to stand up, the phone would directly slip out of her shorts.
There was once a third year senior who used her phone to cheat during a make-up exam. This was how she dealt with the male invigilator. In the end, she was able to pass safely. This incident became famous throughout the school, so Xiong YaoYue must have been inspired by the senior.
This was the only way to prevent the teacher from confiscating her phone. This was the only way!
Not only the loyal dog on the right, even old man Zhang, who was three steps away from his seat, was dumbfounded.
"Xiong YaoYue, stand up." Old man Zhang wasn't willing to give up. Even if he couldn't make Xiong YaoYue take out her phone, he still forced her to read a passage before letting her sit down.
Under a certain loyal dog's suggestion, Xiong YaoYue began to read Gorky's The Song of the Stormy Petrel with an unnatural tone.
"On the boundless sea, the wind gathers dark clouds …"
Xiao Qin suddenly said to me: "Haha, I've finally finished writing the text to remind the PE committee member to be careful of the teacher … I'll send it now."
Ignoring my attempts to stop her, Xiao Qin happily pressed the "send" button.
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