I've mentioned before that my domestic knockoff 'Yellow Wind Monster' phone has a strong vibration function. It also has a built-in application called 'Female Entertainment Games'. It's divided into three intensity modes: 'Heartbeat', 'Blushing', and it's clearly meant for women to use it as a vibrator.
Now it really has become a vibrator! Xiong YaoYue unfortunately became the first person to try it out! And this was in a f * cking classroom, under the watchful eyes of everyone!
Xiong YaoYue, who was reading 'The Song of the Stormy Petrel' with an unnatural tone, suddenly felt her phone vibrate in her underwear.
This caused her to raise her voice by an octave.
"The seagulls moan before the storm arrives!"
Old man Zhang frowned, "It's not an exclamation mark, it's a comma. It's not time to intensify the emotions."
Xiong YaoYue's face turned red, "But …" she wanted to explain, but she couldn't open her mouth.
So she continued to read with a trembling voice.
"Foolish penguins cower and hide their fat bodies under the cliffs … Only the proud petrel …"
Since it was only a text, it only vibrated for a bit. I was about to let out a sigh of relief, but who would've thought Xiao Qin would make another call after sending the text!
"Why isn't anyone picking up?" Xiao Qin pretended to be worried.
How could I pick up in that situation! Xiong YaoYue originally wanted to read 'this sensitive elf …', but the sentence stopped at 'sensitive …'. I can't get past it!
My phone vibrates twice as much when I receive a call as when I receive a text! And as long as Xiao Qin doesn't hang up, it will continue to vibrate! Inhumane!
Even at this distance, I could hear the faint buzzing sound coming from Xiong YaoYue's body.
In order to cover up the sound, Xiong YaoYue had to read the text even louder.
"The wind roars … the thunder booms …"
"Boom boom boom …"
I can't even hold the textbook in my hands! In order to not let the phone vibrate outside of my shorts, I slightly bent forward, a bit like a man who accidentally pitched a tent in the summer.
Due to the large vibration, Xiong YaoYue was worried that the phone would fall out of her underwear. That would be a waste of effort. So, she tightened her legs and used the muscles of a female leopard to resist the vibration of the phone.
This was a completely inexperienced way of doing things! The stimulation was even more intense! His body shivered again and again. He was so stifled that his tears were about to come out!
As expected of the Vitality Girl, she would never bow to fate. Even in such a disadvantageous situation, she still managed to recite a natural passage.
However, old man Zhang's expression was already very strange. He was probably thinking about why Xiong YaoYue's reading was mixed with so many tremors.
"Did the PE committee member catch a cold?" Some students who didn't know the truth discussed in private.
"Stop joking! When did Little Bear ever catch a cold? She's stronger than a bear! "
"Hey, Little Bear doesn't like people calling her a bear. Recently, she wants everyone to call her Winnie!"
"But Winnie the Pooh is a bear, Winnie the Pooh …"
I snatched Xiao Qin's phone and stopped her evil dialing behavior.
On the other side, Xiong YaoYue looked like she had just run a marathon. She let out a weak sigh mixed with depression.
To cover up her uneasiness, Xiong YaoYue tried her best to read calmly:
"The shadows of the lightning are like tongues of fire, wriggling in the sea and disappearing in a flash …"
However, her cheeks and ears, which had already turned red, did not immediately return to their original state.
Xiao Qin suddenly said to me: "Ye Lin classmate, my phone has a continuous dialing function. If I stay on the dialing interface, I'll dial again after 3 minutes!"
What? Your stupid phone can't even go online, but it has this annoying function? I have to hurry and exit the dialing interface!
Because Xiao Qin's phone's buttons were especially small and the positions of the buttons were different from other phones, my thick fingers accidentally pressed the redial button in a flurry.
Xiong YaoYue, who originally thought the marathon was over, was suddenly stimulated. Her body trembled and she couldn't help but read the text as:
"— — Rainstorm!! A rainstorm is coming!!! Coming … coming!!! "
She lowered her head and her face was extremely red. If I didn't know the situation, I would have thought she was sick.
Although she didn't finish reading the text, old man Zhang still has a daughter. He couldn't bear to see her like this, so he waved his hand and said:
"Okay, sit down! Pay attention in class in the future! "
After old man Zhang left, Xiong YaoYue's upper body collapsed on the desk like soft mud. Her shoulders were heaving up and down. It's rare to see Xiong YaoYue in this miserable state of near exhaustion.
What puzzled me was that Xiong YaoYue did not immediately take out her phone from her underwear. Instead, she rested for a while. If she didn't take out her phone, I didn't dare return Xiao Qin's phone.
About ten minutes later, Xiong YaoYue got up from the desk, turned around and looked at me with a hidden bitterness.
Seeing that I was holding a phone in my hand and staring in her direction, Xiong YaoYue showed an expression of sudden realization and angrily gave me the middle finger.
Fuck, it's a misunderstanding! I purposely made a phone call to embarrass you in front of your teacher and classmates. Who knows, it might even be Xiao Qin!
Although the last attack was caused by me, it was an unintentional mistake! I fell for Xiao Qin's trap again! It's all because Xiao Qin's lying skills are too good, it's hard for me to distinguish between lies and truth!
After class, Xiong YaoYue borrowed something from the class leader, then she went to the washroom and took out her phone.
Of course, before that, I was holding onto Xiao Qin's phone and I didn't dare return it to her. At the same time, I severely criticized Xiao Qin.
"Are you a girl or not? How could you have the heart to torment a girl like that!? "
Xiao Qin pouted and did not learn her lesson, "Who told her to hit Ye Lin classmate's crooked brain? Don't think I didn't see you guys walk out of Qing Zi Academy side by side … no, I didn't smell it … "
So we were actually seen on Sunday! I knew Xiao Qin couldn't get that much information from smells! So it turns out she saw me and Xiong YaoYue together when she was strolling around the campus with her uncle! She didn't immediately chase after us because her uncle was there, so she held a grudge until now to take revenge!
"You misunderstood!" I said, "I went to Qing Zi Academy to see Ai Mi. Don't you know she's my sister? Since Ai Mi and Winnie get along well, I was happy they could hang out together … "
"I'm not listening, I'm not listening, I'm not listening!" Xiao Qin covered her ears, "Ye Lin classmate clearly already has a girlfriend, but he's still wearing matching outfits with other girls! After school, I'm going to jump into the river after dinner! "
Why are you going to jump into the river after dinner? Are you unwilling to die on an empty stomach? Besides, aren't you super good at swimming and can't drown!
"Hey, Winnie and I are wearing Qing Zi Academy uniforms, not matching outfits. Don't you know that?"
"Ah! You're even affectionately calling her by a nickname! "
"It's not a nickname, it's a nickname Ai Mi gave her!"
"I want a nickname too! I want a nickname too! Ye Lin classmate only calls me Xiao Qin, but his intimacy is on the same level as the class leader. Next time, use a nickname to call your girlfriend! "
"Then what nickname do you want?" I asked tentatively.
Xiao Qin mischievously played with her fingers, "Pick from the following nicknames, like: Darling, Sweetheart, Darling, Child's Mom …"
Is that what your family's nickname is! That's clearly a term used between lovers or husband and wife!
Suddenly, a strong force grabbed the back of my neck. I looked up and saw it was Xiong YaoYue. Half of my confidence disappeared and I was dragged into the hallway.
Xiao Qin said: "Not good! A bear came down the mountain to steal a man! " But she didn't stop Xiong YaoYue. Xiong YaoYue was still angry and probably didn't hear what Xiao Qin said.
After pulling me to a window with no one nearby, Xiong YaoYue returned the phone to me, but before returning it to me, she used a wet towel to wipe the phone over and over again, I suspected that she had already wiped it once before.
"Ye Lin, aren't you being too bad?" Xiong YaoYue threw the wet wipe into the trash can in the hallway.
"Huh?"
"I risked my life to stop your phone from being confiscated, and this is how you repay me?"
"Although it's my fault for not guarding against old man Zhang, you don't have to be so petty!"
"This is great, you made me want to die but I can't. I had to borrow a bra from the class leader after class … Anyways, I was screwed over by you today!"
Did you borrow a sanitary pad from the class leader? I heard the class leader always carries sanitary pads in her bag in case the girls in the class need them. But why would Xiong YaoYue need sanitary pads even during her non-menstrual period?
"I'm talking to you! Why aren't you saying anything! "Xiong YaoYue punched me in the chest and it was quite painful.
"I really didn't do it!" I raised my right hand and swore, "It was because Xiao Qin didn't succeed in 'Angry Grandma', so she took revenge on you. You saw her phone in my hands, I stole it to stop her!"
"Believe me! I'm 100% telling the truth. If I'm lying, I'll become a sanitary pad in my next life! "
Xiong YaoYue blinked her eyes and was at a loss for a while after hearing me swear. "Oh …"
Her expression instantly brightened up.
"You don't have to do that! I helped you vent your anger in front of Shen ShaoYi. Even if I caused your phone to be confiscated, you should forgive me since we have a deep sisterly relationship! "
"So it was Xiao Qin! I can't tell she's a sickly person, but she's pretty good at harming people! Speaking of which, it seems like she's addicted to games. Oh right, does she play LOL? "
"Ah?"
"'Ah'? What 'ah'! Miss Ai Mi asked me to create a professional LOL team and I'm currently looking for members! If Xiao Qin is good at LOL, I can try to recruit her! Once she becomes my team member, I'll slowly find opportunities to get revenge! "
"Hmph, I have to let her have a taste of LOL. I'll let her have a good shake down there when she plays ranked!"
Please, you're the only girl in our class who can play LOL! Don't think everyone else is like you! Also, are you just going to let go of the shameful play in class? You sure forgive people easily!
At this time, Huang Fenggui's phone vibrated in my pocket again. I felt a bit awkward in front of Xiong YaoYue when I picked up the phone.
Xiong YaoYue was also not very comfortable. She said goodbye and ran to the field to practice volleyball.
The phone call was from Xing Xing. He told me that he got detailed information on the delinquents who beat up the Five Tiger Punishment Squad.
Sure enough, the other party was the campus bully of the girls' school, the local bully of the "Thousand Crane Girls' School". In addition to the three girls who had conflicts with the Five Tiger Punishment Squad, there were a total of twenty people in this group, all of whom were female. They even imitated the name of the "Yamaguchi-gumi" in Japan and gave their group a name, "Rose Group".
How retarded, how is it called chuunibyou!
The so-called chuunibyou was the earliest popular term in Japanese society. It was a disease of excessive self-awareness among teenagers. When translated into Chinese, it roughly refers to a period around middle school where it's easy to act stupid. During this time, everyone will act mature and will not be disciplined. They will feel like they have grasped the truth of the world … Strictly speaking, basically everyone has a chuunibyou. Youths like Hitler and Laden were very stupid until the end.
I hereby declare that although I am currently in the second year of middle school, I definitely do not have chuunibyou! I have already grasped the truth of the world, I don't need any self-righteous adults to tell me what to do!
The first time I came into contact with the term chuunibyou was because someone in an internet cafe was watching an anime called "Chuunibyou Also Want to Fall in Love". The main female character, You Liuhua, clearly did not have an eye disease, but she wore an eye patch on her right eye. They said it was to seal her power.
"Rose Group?" I couldn't help but laugh, "Don't tell me they often appear in the Xicheng district? I rarely hear people talk about them. "
"Brother Ye, their sphere of influence used to be in the Xicheng district, but recently, they've extended their claws to the Xicheng district!"
"What can they do?" I disagreed, "Girls aren't as good as boys in a fight. Also, hoodlums can trick silly girls into becoming their girlfriends when they fight. What benefits do they get from fighting?"
Xing Xing said with a trembling voice:
"Brother Ye, the times are developing too quickly and we can't keep up! Did you know? The main goal of the Rose Group is to expand their sphere of influence under the leadership of the masked leader … "
"But what benefits does expanding their sphere of influence bring them?"
"The benefit is that within their sphere of influence, they have the first pick of all the handsome boys! If a girl dares to steal their boyfriend, they will be cruelly abused! "
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