I looked at my watch and it was 6: 30. There was still an hour before Su Qiao would arrive. If I moved quickly, I should be able to take a picture of Shu Zhe and send him away.
Shu Zhe first went to the washroom to wash off the lipstick I had scribbled on. When he came back, he started to bargain with me.
The more revealing the outfit, the higher the price he asked. I only planned on giving him a base price of ¥200, so I chose an outfit that wasn't revealing at all.
A lacy chiffon shirt, miniskirt, and a pair of white princess shoes were enough to make Shu Zhe look extremely feminine.
This set of clothes was from the store's stock. As for when it was brought in and what its specific name was, I couldn't remember.
But I personally think it's a set of clothes with a strong sense of life. Since 'Red Beans Meimei' is the store's signature, it should be packaged in all aspects. I can't upload a bikini photo of a balloon (Shu Zhe doesn't have the ability to wear bikini), so I should go back to basics and upload a photo of Red Beans Meimei's everyday clothes to make this fictional character seem more realistic.
It's strange, ever since I announced that I would sell the 'red lip balloons' as' love balloons' and donate ¥10 of the profits to the special education school, I became more motivated to earn money and my guilt of tricking customers decreased a lot. Is this the same logic as corrupt officials donating large amounts of money to temples?
No, I'm still better than corrupt officials! At least someone actually received aid from my donation. A corrupt official donating money to a temple is just letting the monk in the temple have a mistress! It's an open secret that the more incense there is, the more fake monks there are!
Shu Zhe put on his brown wig, applied his lipstick, and even put on his princess shoes. He gracefully walked out from behind the screen and completely entered 'Red Beans Meimei' mode.
Although the lipstick was a tacky bright red, the way Shu Zhe applied it not only made him more fashionable, but also more flirtatious!
"I sometimes help Xiao Li apply lipstick, it's not hard."
Shu Zhe said as he changed his posture and admired himself in the mirror.
That's enough! This outfit that I thought was more normal, but when you put it on, your entire body exudes a seductive aura! You have a 400% synchronization rate with the girls in the Japanese TV series who have sex with them! You are absolutely forbidden from using long straight black wigs! Don't ruin the class leader's image in my mind.
Shu Zhe looked at himself in the mirror for a while. Then, he sat on the edge of the bed, picked up a balloon, and put it next to his mouth. He signaled me to take a picture.
Although she knew that Shu Zhe was a man, she couldn't help but admit that Little Red Bean's seductive red lips touched the balloon. Coupled with her slightly mischievous gaze and smile, coupled with her everyday yet seductive clothing, the final result of the photo was astonishing. It wouldn't be an exaggeration to say that it was a witch's spell.
"Not bad, right?" Shu Zhe also walked over to admire the camera. I suddenly realized that he was still wearing the spiderweb underwear that he had just changed into. His feminine attire made him look more feminine, and even his voice could be passed off as a real man.
If it was the first time they saw Shu Zhe dressed like this, no one would believe that he was a man. His originally neutral voice would not reveal any flaws.
When my dad and I took the train to Beijing in the fourth grade, there was a beautiful older sister on the top bunk. She seemed to be a university student who got into Tsinghua University. I gazed at her for over a hundred kilometers with a childish heart, but when she opened her mouth, both my dad and I were stunned!
Damn, this voice … it's completely manly! It's even more manly than Guan Yu. It's better than having an adam's apple without it! It's impossible to believe that it's a woman just by listening to her voice, and a beautiful one at that! This was my childhood self's disillusionment with women!
On the other hand, Shu Zhe, a 100% fake, can leave a beautiful impression on all kinds of youths. I can only describe this kind of person with one word — — devilish.
Even a vixen.
I pressed the shutter two more times on Shu Zhe. I was planning on picking the best photo (even though every single one of them was outstanding) when my phone rang.
I looked at the screen and the caller was Su Qiao. I pressed the answer button, "Hello?"
"Um … Xiao Ye? I'm already downstairs, I just wanted to ask if there are any onions, ginger, or garlic in the kitchen. If not, I'll go to the market to buy some … "
"No need!" I said, "I already told you there's no need to buy anything. There's meat and vegetables in the fridge, we're just missing someone who can cook, so you can come up!"
I hung up the phone and looked at Shu Zhe who was sitting on the edge of the bed with a puzzled expression. I felt something was wrong.
I looked at my watch, it's only 7! Su Qiao, you came half an hour early! And you're already walking up the stairs! Now Shu Zhe in female clothing will be trapped in my house by you!
How am I supposed to introduce Shu Zhe to Su Qiao? Say he's my classmate? Su Qiao will definitely misunderstand that Shu Zhe is my girlfriend and we'll definitely be exposed! Just being mistaken as a couple is enough to make me feel disgusted!
Also, how am I supposed to introduce Su Qiao to Shu Zhe? He's not related to me, yet he came all the way here to cook for me, it's easy for him to think that way! If Shu Zhe goes home and says bad things about me to his sister, then wouldn't my reputation with the class leader plummet again!
I didn't have time to think carefully, so I made a decision: I definitely can't let Shu Zhe and Su Qiao meet at my house!
Thus I pulled Shu Zhe's hand without another word, walked all the way to the hall, opened the security door and pushed him outside.
"Brother Ye Lin, what are you doing!" There was still a faint lipstick mark on Shu Zhe's lips, and his fair face was filled with fear under his brown hair.
"I suddenly have a guest, you should go out and wait for a while!"
"Are you going out dressed like this! Brother Ye Lin, are you trying to get me killed! "
"It's fine, I can guarantee you won't be seen through! You won't even have time to change your clothes! "
Shu Zhe seemed a bit happy after I said with certainty that no one would be able to see through his female clothing.
I stuffed the boy's clothes (shirt and shorts) he had taken off haphazardly into his bag and handed it to him.
"If you hurry up, you might be able to get home before your sister comes back. You can slowly change your clothes when you get home!"
"How can I do that!" Shu Zhe said with a sobbing tone, "What if my sister is already waiting at home, wouldn't I be caught red-handed?"
"Or you can find a place to change on the way! Oh right, didn't you say you wanted to eat fast food? Why don't you go eat fast food first and then use the toilet in the fast food restaurant … "
"I … I wouldn't order food dressed like this!"
He clearly wanted to emphasize his male identity, but he used a female's way of referring to himself.
"Anyway, hurry up and leave! You can even take a taxi back! I'll reimburse you for the fare! "
I pushed Shu Zhe from behind. He could hear my tone and heard footsteps approaching from downstairs, so he could only sigh and accept his fate:
"Brother Ye Lin, you always bully me, but I've never seen you treat others this badly."
That's because out of all the people I know, your character is the worst in all of history and will never be surpassed in the future! Every time I hit you, I feel like I'm acting on behalf of the heavens. If you don't turn over a new leaf, maybe one day I'll get rid of a scourge for the people!
"Um … was the person on the phone just now a young woman? Since you're in such a rush to kick me out, could it be … could it be the legendary … "
"The legendary call girls?"
Have you ever seen a call girl do laundry and cook! Have they already expanded their business to this level?
"The online store's income is passed around by brother Ye Lin every day, and you live alone, so it's understandable …"
You can understand it that easily! Didn't you call yourself my brother-in-law a few times! Brother-in-law calls a call girl to serve at home, and you say it's understandable!?
Shu Zhe, who had the appearance of a cute girl, continued to analyze for me:
"But, you can only do this while you haven't married my sister, and you have to hide it. If you do this after you're married, you'll die! You'll definitely die! "
I don't need you to warn me! Also, if I really married your sister, why would I be so discontented and look for a call girl? I've already eaten the Manchu Han Imperial Feast, why would I touch Korean kimchi!
Under my pressure, Shu Zhe helplessly walked down the stairs in female clothing. He will definitely bump into Su Qiao, but everything will be fine as long as they don't meet at my house.
Today, Su Qiao was wearing a spaghetti top and a skintight denim skirt, revealing her snow white shoulders. It looks like she dressed up before leaving, but it might be because she had insomnia for a long time, but her eyes seemed a bit tired.
Even though I repeatedly stressed that she didn't need to buy anything, she still came upstairs with a bag of fruits.
"The girl who just came downstairs …" Su Qiao looked down and revealed an expression of admiration, "She's really pretty, is she your neighbor?"
I played dumb and said: "I'm not sure, I've never seen her before, maybe she went to the wrong building?"
I let Su Qiao in and she took off her sandals and changed into slippers. I noticed that her toes were painted red.
"I was afraid you'd be hungry, so I came a bit earlier — — if you have an apron, can I borrow it for a bit?"
I embarrassedly pointed at the dirty apron hanging on the kitchen hook that hasn't been used or cleaned for half a month.
Su Qiao wasn't picky. She put on an apron, picked a few ingredients from the fridge, and dashed into the kitchen. Her movements had the grace and agility of a former acrobat. The way she held the plate was a strong sign of performance. It always made you feel like she was going to spin the plate on her fingertips at any time.
I sat in the living room and watched the girl who once framed me busy herself. I didn't feel apologetic like I did when the class leader cooked for me.
But Su Qiao clearly came from a poor background. Other than acrobatics, she also did a lot of housework. Looking at how proficient she was at moving the spatula, I could tell her cooking skills weren't a rush.
An ordinary girl who was three years older than me, wore a dirty apron, and had a long braid behind her head, made me feel like I was returning to an ordinary life.
Ever since Ai ShuQiao abandoned her husband and son, there hasn't been a woman cooking in our kitchen. Su Qiao is the first woman to cook in our kitchen. If Xiao Qin knew about this, she would definitely be jealous.
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