Shu Zhe, who came home dressed in women's clothing, called me and complained that he met a pervert.
My heart skipped a beat and a lot of news headlines flashed through my mind.
For example: "Trap gets raped for 4 hours after returning from anime convention", "Guangzhou trap cosplayer gets raped by black man, Uyghur vendor helps" …
Although it was all fake news in the end, it means there is a base if so many people believe it. Although Dong Shan City is small, there are many hidden dragons and crouching tigers. It can be said that there are many perverts in the world (there is no lack of outstanding figures like Director Cao and his son and underwear thief Young Master Xu). If Shu Zhe really met a pervert and raped him for 4 hours …
No, it's only been an hour since he left my house. Although Shu Zhe sounded like he was wronged, his main point was to ask me for compensation for his mental trauma. I don't believe that he can be so calm after being raped.
"Didn't I tell you to take a taxi home? Why did you meet a pervert? Did you take an unlicensed taxi? "
The image of the unlicensed taxi driver pushing Shu Zhe into the back seat of the taxi appeared in my mind again. He didn't stop even when he found out it was a trap and finally forced Shu Zhe to sing a duet with him.
"I didn't take an unlicensed taxi, but when I was almost home, I called to confirm that my sister was already home. So I got off nearby and wanted to change my clothes in a public restroom in a small park …"
A trap changing clothes in the men's restroom? You dressed as a girl and walked into the men's restroom, it's like a lamb walking into a tiger's den. Recently, there have been a lot of hooligans in Dong Shan City's parks. Some of them are very old, but they purposely hide behind trees and masturbate with single girls. Some of them have stubble all over their faces, but they pretend to be transvestites and peek into the women's restroom … Gong CaiCai, who only has 1.6 battle power, as long as you meet one of them, you will be completely at their mercy.
"Bro Ye Lin, it's not what you think, I met a female pervert …"
What? Female pervert? You can still meet a female pervert when you dress up as a trap? Did they want to be a lesbian with you? What kind of world is this? I already lost all hope in this world that has no bottom line.
"I … originally wanted to go to the ladies' room to change my clothes. When I came out, I left my wig on. No one should be able to see through it …"
Although it was strange for a boy to go to the female washroom, I felt it would be strange if Shu Zhe didn't go to the female washroom.
"In the end, when I was still hesitating at the door, two female students wearing long dresses and masks walked out of the toilet and stopped me …"
"Wearing masks?" I suddenly thought of something. "Is there anything special about their masks?"
"It should be an ordinary white mask … Ah, there seems to be a rose embroidered on the upper right corner of the mask!"
As expected, they were from the Rose Group! How did these delinquent girls see through Shu Zhe's disguise and find out that he was a feast for the eyes? How did they find out that he was a handsome little boy, to their liking?
"How did they flirt with you? Were you molested by them? "
"Why would they flirt with me … They wanted to hit me …"
"Eh? Why did they hit you? "
Shu Zhe snorted contemptuously. "The two of them don't have the looks or the figure, so of course they hit me. They pushed and shoved me while scolding me, saying, 'Little whore, you're dressed like this to seduce men, right?'"
So they thought of Shu Zhe as a competitor. Although Shu Zhe's female clothing was more casual, the skirt was still short enough. His two legs were completely untrained and a large amount of skin was exposed. It was as flirtatious as it could be.
Two members of the Rose Group from the Thousand Crane Girls' Education School blocked Shu Zhe outside the girls' washroom. Because they were too ugly and Shu Zhe was too beautiful, they were jealous and wanted to show Shu Zhe what they were made of.
"Girls nowadays are really something. They're so young, but they're dressed so flirtatiously. No wonder the principal wants to get a room with them."
"That's right, boys are all confused by their appearance and can't see the beauty in our hearts. It's all their fault for having a face like a vixen. "
"Tsk, vixens have faces, but they might not have. Don't look at how this girl is in middle school, she might have already slept with a lot of men. It's definitely dark down there. "
"How about we take her off and test it?"
Damn, you can't take it off. You'll be overjoyed if you take it off. When the time comes, who knows what kind of ugly things you two, who claim to have "beautiful hearts", will do to Shu Zhe!
Fortunately, the one with a higher status expressed that she wasn't interested in Shu Zhe's black fungus.
"Who wants to see her dirty things. Just rip off her miniskirt. Doesn't she like to show off her body and let men see it? Let's make her wear her underwear home today. "
Damn, you can't just take off her miniskirt. Shu Zhe was wearing a spider web thong underneath. Let's not talk about whether it would expose the strange bulges, it would definitely cause the two ugly girls to become even more angry. At that time, they would definitely curse while saying "Flirtatious fox. Wearing this kind of shameless underwear. " While punching and kicking Shu Zhe.
After hearing Shu Zhe become silent, I asked anxiously:
"What happened next? How did you get away in the end? "
Shu Zhe said with hidden bitterness: "Later, I was saved by a very annoying person …"
Huh? They saved you and you're calling them annoying. What kind of social etiquette is this? Could it be that after you started acting like a trap, even your personality became "tsundere"?
"Was the person who saved you a man or a woman?"
"It was a man. He was wearing a taekwondo uniform. When he came to help me, he was carrying a brick. The two female perverts felt like they weren't his match, so they swore a few words and slipped away …"
When I heard "taekwondo uniform", I had a bad premonition.
"After driving away the female perverts, he flirted with me and introduced himself as Tang Jiang …"
I knew it was those guys! Isn't Tang Jiang peaked cap guy? As young master Xu TianMing's subordinate, Tang Jiang once bullied Shu Zhe on the bridge. He stepped on him and made him call him grandpa. He even planned to throw Shu Zhe into the cold river … Shu Zhe recognized you, but you didn't recognize Shu Zhe?
"Bro Ye Lin, although he wasn't wearing a peaked cap, I remember clearly that he was the bad guy who kicked me, spat on me, threw cigarette butts, and wanted to throw me into the river!"
Shu Zhe, who has always been narrow-minded, clearly remembered what Tang Jiang did to him.
"Hmph, I knew what he wanted to do just by looking at his expression! I know more tricks than him when it comes to picking up girls! He thinks I'm a girl! He wants to pick me up! "
What a melodramatic development! You're a pervert when he's wearing men's clothing, and you're pursuing him when he's dressed as a trap — — Shu Zhe is the most vengeful! He won't thank you even if you save him once!
"This annoying Tang Jiang, he heard my stomach growling and wanted to treat me to a meal. He even bragged that his older brother owns a big dojo and is rich …"
What a clumsy pickup technique! What does your older brother being rich have to do with you! Even if Shu Zhe really is a girl, he would definitely dump you as soon as possible to be with young master Xu!
"Tang Jiang kept pestering me and even asked for my phone number. He wouldn't let me go if I didn't give it to him. I had no choice, so I could only …"
So you could only give him your number? Would you keep in touch with him in the future? If Tang Jiang found out that the girl he was shocked by was actually a boy, and it was the trash he once stepped on and was forced to call him grandpa, what kind of expression would he have?
"Um, I was in a hurry to get away, so I could only give him your number …"
Bastard, go to hell! You didn't even blink when you sold out your teammate! What do you mean by giving Tang Jiang my number! Is Tang Jiang going to call me soon and ask me if I want to go on a date?
I said angrily: "Shu Zhe, you still have the face to ask for compensation for your mental trauma after doing something like that?"
Shu Zhe stammered: "Although I didn't suffer any physical damage, I was mentally traumatized! Later, I called my sister and lured her out to pick me up. That's how I got home safely … "
"Hide your female outfit well, don't let your sister find out!"
After I gave the above order, I hung up the phone.
Before I could catch my breath, I received a text from an unknown number:
"Little beauty, are you asleep? I can't sleep because I miss you ~ "
Damn, it's Tang Jiang! She had started to pester Shu Zhe so quickly! Can you not talk to me in such a mushy tone! You spread rumors that I'm gay, but this text makes it seem like you're the real gay!
I thought about it carefully and didn't reply. I only blacklisted Tang Jiang's number. That way, he would know that the girl he saved wasn't interested in him at all. It's better to cut off the relationship as soon as possible so he won't regret it in the future.
Actually, I had a Bodhisattva's heart, otherwise, he would regret it even more in the future.
After dealing with this shit, I walked in front of my bedroom door and listened to the sounds inside. Su Qiao was still asleep and I could faintly hear the sound of even breathing.
It's quite pitiful to have insomnia. Now that she can finally fall asleep, I'll let her have a good sleep in my house!
As for the last scene of the Blood Prince's maid, it shouldn't be a problem as long as she gets up early. I wake up early every day, so I'll wake her up while I'm at it.
My bedroom was occupied by her, but it's not like I don't have a place to sleep. There's a bed in my dad's study and a double bed in the large room. I can sleep wherever I want, it won't affect my rest.
In the end, I chose the double bed in the large room. I can flip around as I please. If I don't close the curtains, I can see the bright moonlight and it helps me think like a philosopher.
I thought about how to increase the power of Yin Yang Sanshou, how to win in the basketball tournament, how to help my dad get Auntie Ren, how to give Xiao Qin the sister card, how to increase my reputation with the class leader …
I fell asleep before I could think of the answer to the question.
It's all Xiong YaoYue's fault for bringing up the LOL team in front of me. I actually had a dream where I was playing a game in front of the computer.
The game I was playing was very strange. It was actually a combination of 'Plants vs Zombies', 'DATA2', 'Angry Birds', 'LOL', and 'LOL'.
The Wo Gua brothers absorbed 20 points of Sunlight from the Sunflower, and then combined with the Nut Wall to become Chaos Knights. They bought a Phantom Axe from the old granny who set up the stall. After cutting down the Demacia Prince who was hiding in the bushes, they formed an alliance with the fat pigs and had the idea of roasting a bird …
This shitty game also requires a lot of micro control. As a weak player, I ran into walls everywhere. Not only did I lose all my equipment and was beaten back to Wo Gua, I was also beaten up in the ass by an underground zombie.
The game also sent me a system message: [Player Hesitant Tu Xing Sun dealt 600 damage to your ass] Damn! Is this still an MMORPG!? Underground zombies are actually controlled by players!? And Tu Xing Sun didn't hesitate at all! Beating up my ass is called swift and decisive! And it's not enough to just have fire damage and ice damage, there's actually a separate category of ass damage!
I was so angry that I broke the keyboard in half and hysterically roared:
"Bastard primary school student! What's the point of sneak attacking me! I'll let you eat my dick next time! I have integrity! Long live the people of the Celestial Empire!! "
I shouted a slogan that I didn't even know the meaning of. Suddenly, I felt my legs sink and my line of sight was also blocked.
Xiao Qin, who was sitting in my arms, turned her head towards me and smiled sweetly:
"Don't be addicted to the game ~ ~ Ye Lin classmate just needs to be addicted to me!"
Xiao Qin's clothes were very thin, she only had a large t-shirt and a short pleated skirt. She also didn't seem to be wearing a bra under the t-shirt, but I turned a blind eye to that.
I continued to control the game character with the broken keyboard and snorted in annoyance:
"What's there to be addicted to? Can you be more fun than the game? "
Xiao Qin, who I looked down on, suddenly turned around to face me, then lifted up her t-shirt and covered my head!
"(* ^ _ _ ^ *) Hehe … Sister Ying Ran told me that you'll be very happy as a boyfriend like this!"
Happy my ass! That's probably the effect of huge breasts! Your flat breasts only give me a bad feeling of molesting a young girl!
Don't show me those little things that only show off the tip of a lotus flower! Those two shades of pink are almost blinding me! Also, the tip of my nose is pressed against your abdomen, and the girl's fragrance is coming from your smooth skin, I can't control myself!
Xiao Qin won! She proved to me that she's more fun than the game! I pushed her onto the computer chair, ignored the various game prompts that flashed on the computer screen, and merged with her!
You gaming nerds, just continue to manipulate the melon and the nut wall to fuse together! Even if my equipment isn't as good as yours, and my level isn't as high as yours, I don't envy you at all!
The creaking sound of the computer chair and Xiao Qin's shouts completely covered the game's volume.
But in the end, it was only a dream.
When I woke up, it was still the middle of the night. There was a pillar between my legs, but my heart was empty, as if someone had stolen my number.
The most hateful thing is that I can only dream of Xiao Qin. If I could dream of the class leader once, it would be worth it even if I woke up empty and lonely!
I was in a daze and didn't turn on the lights. I used the moonlight outside the window to force myself to go to the bathroom. When I came back, I habitually opened my bedroom door.
At that time, I completely forgot that Su Qiao was staying at my house.
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