The class leader sighed when Xiao Qin recommended herself to be the arts committee member and draw posters for class 2-3.
"Xiao Qin, I'm not trying to hurt you, but I've seen your drawings in your exercise books. Those drawings are beyond a normal human's level of appreciation. I think even Ye Lin's drawings are better than yours … also, the reason why I left the arts committee member position empty was because I wanted Zhuang Ni to know the class still needs her …"
The class leader's words were reasonable, but Xiao Qin covered her face with her hands and ran towards me while crying.
She, who was all bark and no bite, pretended to be extremely aggrieved, as if she didn't want to live anymore.
"Wuwuwu ~ ~ ~ ~ the class leader is bullying me! The class leader said my drawings are ugly! The class leader wants me to get sick for Zhuang Ni! Then she can come back and be the arts committee member! "
She's already the arts committee member! Also, when did the class leader say she wants you to get sick for Zhuang Ni? If the class leader becomes soft-hearted and lets you be in charge of class 2-3's blackboard, then our class will become the laughingstock of the entire school!
During the break, I called my dad who was in the hotel.
I briefly mentioned that Su Qiao might be staying at home for half a month. Of course, I didn't mention Su Qiao's relationship with Ai ShuQiao. I only said she's my friend's sister who suddenly had a housing problem and was staying at my place.
"It's good to help someone." My dad said, "But how old is she? Is it convenient to live with someone of the opposite sex? "
"She's 18." I told him the age on Su Qiao's ID, "I wouldn't be interested in a girl older than me by 4 years, don't worry dad …"
"That's not necessarily true!" My dad expressed his doubts, "When I was your age, I liked mature women!"
No shit! You were born with an older sister complex! I remember a certain shameless guest in 'Clang Qiang Threesome' even admitted to masturbating in front of Queen Elizabeth's portrait! Don't use the standards of your older sister complex on me!
"Is she a beauty?" My dad asked again.
Although Su Qiao lacked confidence and modestly said Shu Zhe was several times prettier than her, she would still get 7.5 out of 10. Although I don't want to admit it, Shu Zhe ~ the class leader in women's clothing is an existence of 9.
As for 10 points, out of all the three dimensional creatures I've seen, only Ai Mi can get 10 points, right? However, she was a little too beautiful. She lacked the worldly aura and always gave people a kind of untouchable illusory feeling. Also, from a normal man's point of view, Ai Mi's temper is terrible. I have to educate her so she won't be able to get married in the future, or she will be kicked out by her husband after she gets married.
At this point, some people might be curious about Xiao Qin's score — — I refuse to evaluate her! Even if they were to give an evaluation, their breasts should be included in the overall score! He had to make her the last place!
I replied to my dad's question about whether Su Qiao was a beauty:
"She's an actress. She should be on the same level as that female student who wanted to have a teacher-student relationship with you."
"Oh, most people would be satisfied if they could marry such a wife …"
If that's the case, why didn't you agree back then! Whoever becomes my stepmother is better than Ai ShuQiao! Also, I quite like that female student. She has given me so many candies to eat!
"Xiao Lin, you're living with a pretty big sister, you better not be unable to control yourself …"
"Dad, don't jinx it! We haven't even lived together yet! "
"Although it's hard to resist the temptation of a sister …"
I'm not a big sister complex! There's no need for you to give me a warning! By the way, I'm more concerned about you and Auntie Ren!
"Dad, did you find any clues about Auntie Ren's lost necklace at the hotel?"
"No, Auntie Ren seems to be in a hurry, but I don't have any clues."
After chatting with my dad for a bit, I hung up the phone when the bell rang.
I suddenly remembered that Eunuch Cao said Director Cao had something to ask of me. When I was free, I asked Eunuch Cao what it was, but he told me that the situation was changing and it wouldn't be too late to tell me when there's a conclusion.
I don't think it's anything good.
It was cloudy in the afternoon, but it didn't rain. We still had to attend the first PE class as usual.
When I came back from lunch, I saw Xiao Qin sleeping on the table. She changed into her sportswear and placed the sneakers I bought for her under the stool. It looks like she's waiting for the bell to ring before she changes into the sneakers and goes to PE class (even though she's only a spectator).
However, I noticed that there was a box of pushpins next to the sneakers. There was also a big arrow drawn on the floor with chalk, pointing in the direction of the pushpins. In case people couldn't see it, I even wrote the word "pushpins".
It's obviously Xiao Qin's doing! It's exactly the same as the time she marked croton in the kitchen! What the hell are you doing? Are you waiting for the class leader to harm you! Do you think the class leader will sneak over and put the pushpins in your sneakers with a smile!
Xiao Qin, who was pretending to be asleep, heard footsteps and opened one eye to peek. She realized it was me and closed her eyes in disappointment.
"Why isn't the second female character harming me … if she doesn't harm me, how am I going to marry Ye Lin classmate …"
Xiao Qin murmured.
I patted her head and called her up, then I asked:
"What does the class leader harming you have to do with marriage?"
Xiao Qin raised her fingers in a deadpan manner, "According to the logic of shoujo manga, first, the second female character harms the female protagonist, then the male protagonist misunderstands the female protagonist, then the second female character takes advantage of the situation and attacks the male protagonist. But the misunderstanding is cleared up, the truth is revealed, the second female character is abandoned, and the male protagonist and female protagonist finally get married … Clang clang! It was supposed to be a perfect ending! "
I knew she didn't finish her sentence.
"But, but if the class leader doesn't harm me, how will the plot progress! If the manga progresses too slowly, we might be cut off by the magazine! "
So everything is based on the class leader harming you! A manga that doesn't even have a premise, hurry up and cut it off!
I followed along with her logic and asked: "Xiao Qin, have you ever thought about the possibility that you might not be the female protagonist?"
"Huh? How is that possible? "Xiao Qin couldn't help but widen her misty eyes.
I also raised my fingers with her.
"Look, first, you bought a death note and wrote the class leader's name on it."
Xiao Qin pursed her lips seriously and nodded subconsciously.
"Secondly, you were at the class leader's house and forced her to eat your chicken mushroom stew. You almost made her eat too much."
Xiao Qin nodded again.
"Also, every time you see Gong CaiCai, you bully her."
"That's not my fault!" Xiao Qin defended herself, "That's the anger of a poor peasant towards a landlord!"
I waved my hand to calm Xiao Qin down and continued to list her crimes:
"Not to mention, in language class yesterday, you … did a shameful play with Winnie in front of everyone. Anyway, think about it carefully, is there any shoujo manga where the female protagonist is this bad? "
Xiao Qin blinked her eyes and revealed a worried expression as she thought.
"But it's all because the class leader didn't harm me that the plot didn't progress …"
She defended herself.
"Stop being so stubborn! Do you think you can progress the plot by harming others!? " I slammed the table and startled Xiao Qin, "Let me ask you, what's the biggest characteristic of a second female lead?"
"Isn't it just being jealous of the female lead and harming others!" Xiao Qin replied without a care.
I poked the table with my fingers and wanted to wake Xiao Qin up.
"According to your definition of a second female lead and your recent actions — — don't you think you're the second female lead!"
Xiao Qin's body trembled, then she held her head with both hands and a shocked expression appeared on her face as if she was struck by lightning.
"Ahhhhh! How did this happen! I unknowingly did those things! What should I do now! "
"There's nothing you can do." I said gloatingly, "You might as well admit you're the second female lead!"
Xiao Qin, who was at a loss and had an extremely anxious expression, did not go to gym class. But when I returned, she had already calmed down and even had a victorious smile on her face.
"I won't let the throne of the female lead be taken away!" Xiao Qin announced, "I want to add a new attribute to myself!"
"Huh?" I raised my eyebrows high.
"The class leader's attribute is' Justice Devil ', so the chances of her doing bad things are too small! Since she's not willing to do it, I'll sacrifice myself for the greater good. In order to not be cut in half, I'll do bad things! "
You make it sound so dignified, but in fact, you really like to do bad things! But isn't doing bad things the right of the second female lead! Are you willing to be the second female lead?
"No! The female lead can't do bad things, but in recent manga, there are a lot of female leads who like to play pranks, so it's fine as long as you have a kind heart! "
What you lack the most is a kind heart! You said you want to add a new attribute, but are you going to add a kind heart! Where are you going to find a kind heart! Are you going to dig out the class leader's heart!
Damn, a shoujo manga has become a horror manga! If I had the abilities of a senior in wuxia novels, I would definitely cripple your martial arts! That way you wouldn't have to use 'pranks' to kill people!
"Ye Lin classmate, my new attribute is' cat ', please remember it."
"What?"
"So annoying ~ ~ ~ do you want me to repeat it in cat language?" Xiao Qin covered her cheeks in embarrassment, "Meow meow meow ~ ~ ~ do you understand?"
"Understand my ass! Wasn't your last attribute a 'manga girl'? Why did it become 'cat' this time! How can you casually add an attribute that crosses species! "
Xiao Qin held her chin and thought seriously, "All the Moe attributes are mine. I can't give up on the old ones even if I add a new attribute! From now on, I'm a 'manga cat girl'! "
"Are you a girl or a cat! Tell me clearly! "
Xiao Qin put her hands on top of her head and acted cute: "I'm a cat, a girl, and I can even draw manga!"
I've never seen a cat that can hold a pen! If you're a cat, grow a thumb first before becoming a mangaka!
"(́ ^ ω ^ ́) Ye Lin classmate, Ye Lin classmate …"
Don't use your ten fingers as whiskers and make a smiling cat face at me! Even if you're a cat, you can't erase the fact that you do bad things!
"(* ^ _ _ ^ *) Hehe … Ye Lin classmate is wrong! Cats are different from other creatures, cats have special privileges! "
"Special privileges?"
"That's right! Anyone who has a cat knows that cats are actually bad. They often catch birds, steal chickens, and even bite rabbits to death. But because cats are synonymous with cuteness, they are forgiven no matter what bad things they do! "
"Not only that, some people in the QQ manga group said that there's a special title for female protagonists who like to do bad things called 'Naughty Jiao'! It's also a very important type of Moe attribute! "
Moe my ass! Let's not talk about the 'Naughty Jiao' in Japanese manga, they're basically guys who hold a hatchet and bathe in the blood of their lover or rival in love. Speaking of the ones that everyone is familiar with, it's the famous Zhou Zhiruo and Li Mochou! One learned the Nine Yin White Bone Claw, the other killed the entire family of a heartless man! Which one are you trying to imitate!
"Aiya, Ye Lin classmate, you're worrying too much, I just wanted to play a little prank meow ~"
Don't use your own cute ending! Who knows if one day you'll raise your hatchet and say "I only wanted to kill you a little meow ~"!
"Eh? Ye Lin classmate, why are you scared? Don't you like cats? "
"If I had to choose between hating or liking, it should be liking, but so what?"
"Hehe, does that mean Ye Lin classmate likes cats?"
"… …"
"Then, do you know that I'm a cat?"
After saying that, Xiao Qin placed her hands on her knees like a cat's paws. Her eyes flashed as if she was waiting for me to say something important.
Don't be naive! Do you think it's a simple logic where A = B, B = C, so A = C! I'm not going to say that I like you because I like cats and you have cat attributes now!
Also, Ai Mi is the cat! You're a saber-toothed tiger! A saber-toothed tiger that can kill 100 cats in one bite!
"Aiya … Ye Lin classmate is shy and doesn't want to say you like me, it doesn't matter, then we'll have a tacit understanding from now on meow ~"
Who's shy! You should be the one feeling shy if you have a 'meow' at the end of every sentence!
"Anyway (̄ 3 ̄) meow … I'm a cat from now on, my new attribute string is' manga cat girl ', please advise me!"
You're not satisfied with one or two attributes, you want to add more in the future! What is a attribute string! Do you think the Moe attribute can be skewered like mutton and shaobing!
"But it's a bit troublesome if I have more attributes. When I'm a manga girl, I'm called Water-celery sensei. When I'm a cat, I'll be called 'Mao Qin'! Ye Lin classmate, which one do you like more? "
You don't like any of them! Also, the main reason you're adding cat attributes is to do bad things! Why do cats have to be forgiven for doing bad things! What kind of bad things do you want to do!
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