Xiao Qin, who added a new 'cat' attribute to herself, seemed to have broken through the limits of her bloodline and became extremely energetic.
More than once, when I was in class or after class, I heard her humming a strange tune, "Once upon a time, there was a cat ~ ♪"
The lyrics only had six words in total, so she probably didn't think of the rest yet.
Xiao Qin went to Little Smart for help, hoping that she could help her think of lyrics, but the answer she got was:
"Chief Black Cat and Detective White Cat are partners who share a bed with each other …"
Damn, the fujoshi world is too scary! They don't differentiate between male and female. In their eyes, everything in the world is only divided into the attacker and the receiver! The scene of the white cat detective dying at the hands of the cat-eating rat and the black cat detective hugging him while crying has already become popular material for fujoshis to completely destroy everyone's childhood!
During the afternoon break, Niu ShiLi, who was called to the court by captain Guo SongTao, almost got into a fight with Shen ShaoYi.
Here's what happened. Shen ShaoYi swore to make class 2-3 lose worse than last year because he misunderstood me and Xiong YaoYue. Niu ShiLi is also from our class, so it was inevitable that he would be implicated. When Niu ShiLi was defending and Shen ShaoYi was breaking through, the two of them started arguing about whether or not he hit the ball first.
Even captain Guo SongTao didn't understand why Shen ShaoYi's temper was so explosive today. Niu ShiLi endured a few words, but he couldn't take it anymore and started pushing and shoving Shen ShaoYi. Although Shen ShaoYi was good at basketball, his physique wasn't as sturdy as Niu ShiLi and he was almost pushed. If it wasn't for the other team members holding him back, he would have rushed up and punched Niu ShiLi in the face.
"Shen ShaoYi, what's wrong with you today?" Liu HuaiShui, who was in the same class as Shen ShaoYi, advised, "You've never been so serious about this kind of foul that the referee can call or not. Didn't this happen often when Ye Lin was guarding you? "
"Don't mention Ye Lin! I don't want to hear his name! "Shen ShaoYi roared hysterically with bloodshot eyes.
In the end, the basketball team still had a good relationship with Shen ShaoYi. Niu ShiLi was a new sparring partner, so it was hard to avoid feeling alienated. Fortunately, captain Guo SongTao was between them and prevented them from fighting.
I had to find the source of the problem, so it was against a man's character to stand on the sidelines and watch. Thus I walked over and said to Shen ShaoYi:
"Shen ShaoYi, I'm the one who made you angry, so don't take it out on the other students in our class."
Niu ShiLi, who was unexpectedly protected by me, didn't understand my intentions.
Shen ShaoYi bit his lips until they were red. He glared at me without saying a word.
"The misunderstanding between us can't be cleared up in a few words." I felt a bit awkward facing this guy. "But you have to believe me. Don't be so agitated. That way, we can sit down and talk …"
"I only believe what I see!!"
Shen ShaoYi's heart shattered when I pinned Xiong YaoYue against the wall. How could it be easy for him to calm down?
The basketball team whispered to each other, "What happened between Ye Lin and Shen ShaoYi?" "I don't know, they didn't say anything."
I took a step closer to Shen ShaoYi.
"We can talk about it later, just don't cause trouble for our classmates."
The 'our classmates' were obviously Niu ShiLi. Niu ShiLi, who was looking forward to me drinking Fu Yan Jie, had a guilty expression.
"Shen ShaoYi, if you're not angry, then kick me a few times. Just don't kick my family jewels."
Although he was held down by everyone, Shen ShaoYi's feet were still free. His sneakers rubbed against the rubber ground for a while, but he didn't kick me in the end.
I thought he hated my family jewels the most. If he couldn't kick my family jewels, then he wouldn't be able to vent his anger. But when I looked to the side, I realized the real reason was Xiong YaoYue, who was running around the basketball court. She was sweating while enjoying the pure joy of exercise.
Actually, Xiong YaoYue didn't even see us, but Shen ShaoYi felt that fighting with his love rival in front of his sweetheart would be like a dog squandering its family. It would make Xiong YaoYue's impression of him worse, so he could only hold back and not kick me.
Shen ShaoYi wouldn't tell me the reason he fought with me, but Niu ShiLi understood Shen ShaoYi wasn't targeting him. With the help of Captain Guo SongTao, the two of them were able to resolve their differences.
Before I left the court, I thanked Captain Guo SongTao for taking care of our classmate (Niu ShiLi). I also said it was a misunderstanding between Shen ShaoYi and me, and it would be cleared up in the future. Niu ShiLi listened on the side with a bad taste in his mouth.
But don't misunderstand, I'm not a good person, and I'm definitely not a 'Virgin Mary' protagonist. The reason I'm protecting Niu ShiLi is partly because I'm the cause of this incident, and partly because I'm the PE committee member of class 2-3, so I can't turn a blind eye to a conflict between a classmate and someone from another class.
Actually, what I hoped the most was for the class leader to see me mediating a dispute. She always said I only used violence to solve problems, so wouldn't she look at me in a different light if I resolved this peacefully?
I looked around, but there was no sign of the class leader.
On the other hand, Little Smart, who was holding a notebook, was trembling with anger as she looked in our direction.
I had a bad premonition.
As expected, a terrifying rumor quickly spread throughout 28 Middle. It said that there was a tragic love triangle between me, Captain Guo SongTao, Shen ShaoYi, and Niu ShiLi.
From the various versions of the rumor, it probably wasn't just Little Smart's doing.
The first version: Captain Guo SongTao and Shen ShaoYi were gay friends. I wanted to steal his love, but Niu ShiLi chased after me.
The second version: Captain Guo SongTao, me, and Niu ShiLi were all the attackers, Shen ShaoYi was always on the receiving end, and the three of us were about to fight over Shen ShaoYi.
The third version, which was also the most malicious version, gave the four of us the nickname "gay four". They said we were going to use the school basketball team as our base camp and turn 28 Middle into a world of gays. In the future, all new boys would have to offer chrysanthemums to the four of us during the entrance ceremony.
You fujoshis and fujoshis, I … I can't live under the same sky as you! Because of you, the four of us don't even dare to get too close to each other in the cafeteria! (Of course, Shen ShaoYi doesn't want to eat next to me anymore) According to the class schedule, it was supposed to be my turn and the class leader's dog's turn to clean the classroom after school. But the loyal dog had something to do, so he asked Gong CaiCai, who was sitting on his right, to replace him. Gong CaiCai weakly agreed.
Since Gong CaiCai wasn't good at rejecting others, whenever a student on duty had something to do, the first person they would think of was Gong CaiCai. Girls especially loved to do this. Of course, I couldn't let the class leader catch me. Even if the class leader found out, they would still have to replace Gong CaiCai.
As for me, I would always stay after school every time it was my turn. But one of the class leader's dogs always felt scared working with me. She would even buy me a drink and ask me to leave first. I didn't want to reject her good intentions, so sometimes I would go home first with a drink. As a result, I was seen by others and left with a bad reputation of not doing my duty and blackmailing my classmates.
Xiao Qin pursed her lips when she heard I had to stay on duty today with Gong CaiCai:
"I have to stay and wait for Ye Lin classmate. How can I be at ease leaving you alone with the dairy cow!"
Gong CaiCai, who was called a dairy cow by Xiao Qin, went to the hygiene corner to get a mop.
"Xiao Qin, have you never been on duty since you transferred here?" I asked.
"I'm weak and sickly …"
"Weak and sickly my ass! I'll be in charge of the floor, you go help Gong CaiCai wipe the tables! "
"I don't want to wipe the tables, I want to wipe the floor with Ye Lin classmate …"
"Hurry up! If you don't go, I'll fire you from the girlfriend position! "
Xiao Qin puffed up her cheeks, took a rag, and started to wipe the first table.
I told Gong CaiCai that I would wipe the floor and let her wipe the tables with Xiao Qin. I also told her to wipe slowly and let Xiao Qin do as much work as possible.
Gong CaiCai asked: "Xiao Qin classmate's body isn't too good, why are you letting her do work? Also … didn't you kiss her before? Shouldn't you be on her side and let her do less work? "
I said to Gong CaiCai with a smile: "It's good for Xiao Qin to exercise a bit more. More importantly, it's because she's not as cute as you!"
Gong CaiCai's face turned red. At the same time, the sound of wood shattering could be heard from Xiao Qin's side.
Good shattering! The womanizing radish plan achieved results for the first time! It wasn't easy!
Standing on the podium, I carefully thought about the order of sweeping and wiping the floor.
Of course, it's common sense to sweep the floor before wiping it.
But I already told Xiao Qin and Gong CaiCai to wipe the tables. Will the dust fly up when I sweep the floor and stick to the tables?
Oh, when the class leader sweeps, she seems to sprinkle a bit of water on the floor to prevent the dust from flying up. I'll find a basin and go to the bathroom to get some water …
When I was looking for a basin, I saw the class leader rushing in from the back door. She was carrying a bag in her left hand and a small class uniform in her right hand.
"CaiCai, did you agree to substitute for someone else again!" The class leader helplessly looked at Gong CaiCai who was earnestly wiping the tables. Gong CaiCai hummed and lowered her head without any temper.
"Whatever, I was looking for you today." The class leader seemed to have run back and her breathing was a bit rushed, "When I passed by the clothing factory, I suddenly remembered that only Geng YuHong's uniform was a fat size, you didn't have it … I was worried you wouldn't be able to wear the uniform, so … go to the washroom and put it on, let's see if there's a problem!"
Gong CaiCai took the uniform the class leader handed to her and went to the washroom with a bit of confusion.
As soon as Gong CaiCai stepped out of the classroom, I burst out laughing.
It's natural for Loud Mouth to be a fat size, but Gong CaiCai isn't fat at all. The only reason she can't wear the uniform is because her breasts are too big!
I couldn't help but snicker when I thought back to when the class leader tried on the uniform and her breasts were also tightly wrapped.
"What's so funny!" The class leader looked at me who was standing on the podium without any work to do and asked, "As the student on duty, you're not doing anything and you're letting Gong CaiCai … and Xiao Qin do the work. Aren't you embarrassed?"
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