I didn't directly go home after I rejected her unreasonable request. Instead, I went to the back door of the school first in case mole guy's brain short-circuited and actually waited for me at the back door. It would be a lifetime of shame if a Spartan failed to keep his promise during a duel.
As expected, there were only a few students at the back door and mole guy wasn't among them.
I was just about to go to the food street to buy some food for dinner when I received a call from Su Qiao.
"Xiao Ye …" Su Qiao's voice was hesitant and her throat was a bit hoarse.
"Did you drink?" I was alarmed.
"I drank a little," Su Qiao admitted. "Recently, I've been a little … unhappy, and I don't have anyone I can talk to. If it's possible, can I go to your place and have a chat with you?"
"…"
"No … I won't take up your rest time. Xiao Ye, aren't you living alone right now? I can help you clean, do the laundry, and cook … I've been having insomnia every night and I don't even dare go back to my apartment. I wish I could film 24 hours a day … "
As Ai ShuQiao's chess piece, Su Qiao still doesn't know she was abandoned by her master. The last order she received was to establish an intimate relationship with me. I haven't even been to the set lately and she hasn't even been able to see me, so of course she's worried.
"Okay," I agreed. "Insomnia is pretty bad. Are you under a lot of pressure all of a sudden?"
"I don't have any film commitments …" Su Qiao murmured, "I've been wondering if I was tricked by Tian Mu Xingguang …"
Of course you were tricked! Ai ShuQiao uses gangs to do business in America. In China where the laws aren't perfect, they must be even more unbridled! It's definitely the collusion between the government and the businessmen. They're using you girls who dream of becoming stars as livestock!
Since Dong Shan City wasn't close to my home, Su Qiao would only be able to arrive after 7: 30. But I wasn't afraid of being late. I prayed Su Qiao's cooking wasn't at the level of a dark cuisine as I slowly walked home while ignoring the vendors on both sides of the street.
Suddenly, someone patted my back. I turned around and saw it was Shu Zhe.
He chewed his gum with a dissatisfied expression on his face.
"Bro Ye Lin, let's not make any deliveries at school in the future. It's too dangerous and you always forget to bring new goods."
If Constable Ma heard what I said, he would definitely think that I was dealing drugs with Shu Zhe. Constable Ma would definitely be very excited and cuff me up.
Actually, Shu Zhe was only talking about our store's original underwear business. She played the customer service role of "Red Bean Meimei" and was very good at getting business. Now she's looking down on me as a supplier.
"If we don't make the deliveries at school, then where?" I asked.
"It's at bro Ye Lin's house." Shu Zhe said as a matter of fact, "It's safe and convenient to get new goods. "I'll go to school today and I'll give you my underwear …."
In order to earn money, Shu Zhe wore women's underwear to school every day. Even he felt that it was embarrassing. It was a thong with a hollowed out flower pattern.
", it", it, ", and", ",", it, ",", ", I,", it, it, it. " It's like it's purposely used as a decoration for people to play with! Shu Zhe probably thinks he's hinting to others that you're welcome to pop your ass. "
"You're coming to my house? You're not going to eat your sister's cooking? "
"What are you talking about?" Shu Zhe curled his lips, "My sister insisted on coming with Loud Mouth to visit a classmate who's on sick leave. She actually told me to eat the buns in the fridge and said she'll cook for me when she gets back. Who wants to eat those buns that were bought on sale! "
Calling Loud Mouth Yu Hong sis in front of her, but calling her Loud Mouth behind her back? I hate this kind of two-faced person the most! Look at me calling her Loud Mouth regardless of whether she's behind her back or in front of her.
I calculated the time and felt that if I was fast enough, I could bring him home and complete the underwear handover mission (what a dirty mission). Afterwards, I might even be able to get him to blow a few trumpets … no, a few balloons. As long as I can get rid of him before 7: 30, everything will be fine.
"Then come with me." I said, "But I don't have anything good to eat at home, how about I make you some scrambled eggs?"
"Who wants to eat your scrambled eggs!" Shu Zhe said in disgust, "I'll go eat fast food by myself as long as you give me my salary."
"You're already full, but what if your sister comes back?"
"If she's willing, she can cook for herself. If not, there's buns in the fridge … "
I hit Shu Zhe on the head.
"Ouch! Bro Ye Lin, why did you hit me! "
"If you're going to eat fast food, then pack some for your sister too. If she knows you already ate, she definitely won't have the energy to cook and might actually eat buns. "
"That's fine." Shu Zhe rubbed the bump on his head, "But you have to give me money for a taxi. I don't want to walk home with something so heavy …"
Is a takeout really that heavy? Your laziness has already broken through the sky. Although you're smart, it's hard to imagine what kind of work you'll be able to do in the future. Do you want your sister to support you? Do you want the person who married your sister to add 'I guarantee your brother will be taken care of' in their marriage vows?
Who wants to take care of him? If you still rely on your sister every day after you grow up, I'll give you to Director Cao and ask him if he needs a girl to shoot a gay film.
When he was changing his underwear in the washroom, Shu Zhe realized I already fixed the door lock and it gave him a sense of security.
"I used to be on tenterhooks when I went to the washroom …"
Tenterhooks, my ass! Do you think I'll rush in and rape you? If I wanted to rape you, there would be plenty of opportunities, why would I wait until you go to the washroom? My taste isn't that bad!
Since he couldn't convince me to cut corners and sell underwear that had only been worn for one day as if it had been worn for three days, in order to increase his income, Shu Zhe tried his best to keep women's underwear on their bodies and change them one by one. He came to my house to change his underwear because of this.
"Bro Ye Lin, I heard from Xiong YaoYue that your distant cousin, Ai Mi, is actually an American singer."
"When other people like to hear nicknames, you're calling them by their full names?" I said sarcastically.
Shu Zhe unnaturally adjusted his pants. The new spiderweb underwear must have made him feel even more uncomfortable.
"Then I'll call her Winnie. She said she's going to follow Miss Ai Mi in the future, so if she goes overseas, I'll just use that as my English name …"
"Why did Winnie tell you so much?" I asked, "Does she not suspect you of being the panty thief?"
"Eh? Isn't the panty thief you're talking about? "
"Nonsense! Don't say that I'm the panty thief just because the video of me wearing underwear on my head was so popular! I'm the hero who defeated the panty thief! For short, the Panty Thief Conqueror. Do you understand? "
"I understand." Shu Zhe nodded, "So you're the panty conqueror …"
I gave Shu Zhe another knock on his head.
"Bro Ye Lin, don't hit my head! If I get a concussion, my sister will hate you for the rest of her life! "
"Hmph, haven't you heard of Darwin's theory of evolution? The more you use it, the stronger it gets! If I hit you a hundred times a day, you'll quickly learn the Iron Head Art. You'll even be able to save money for Shaolin! "
"You should learn the Iron Head Art yourself. It's best if you can reach the highest level, the kind that can block shotgun bullets … don't! Don't hit me! I'll stop! "
"Back to my previous question, why did Winnie tell you about Ai Mi?"
Shu Zhe covered his head to prevent me from hitting him, "Because I promised to help her with today's math homework …"
Xiong YaoYue, you're so embarrassing! Even if Shu Zhe is a year younger than you, he still makes fewer mistakes than you because he went to Olympian math class!
"Bro Ye Lin, if your distant cousin is that amazing, why don't you get any benefits?"
Shu Zhe's first reaction was to freeload off rich relatives, his head is full of money worshippers and reaping without sowing!
"No reason." I replied coldly, "It's just because Ai Mi's parents don't have a good relationship with me."
It's not really a lie, there's no need to mention Ai ShuQiao. Although Hardedef and I formed a temporary alliance, I still have a grudge against him for NTR-ing my dad.
"Bro Ye Lin, how about we cooperate!"
Shu Zhe was suddenly full of energy.
"Cooperate?"
"That's right! Your distant cousin came to film so far away, she's not familiar with the place, and her parents aren't by her side, so she must be very lonely! This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! Why don't you be my internal aid and help me woo her? "
My blood vessels are about to rupture! How dare you make this kind of request! Are you tired of living!
I temporarily suppressed my anger and asked with a sneer: "Don't you already have a girlfriend?"
Shu Zhe looked at the sky, "Although Xiao Li looks pretty good, compared to Ai Mi, it's like heaven and earth. Also, people always have higher aspirations …"
Isn't that Chen Shimei's theory! Also, don't you dislike Ai Mi's personality! As long as she's good-looking, everything else is unimportant!
"Why are you so confident that Ai Mi will like you?"
"I'm handsome!" Shu Zhe boasted shamelessly, "Also, I'm smart, I can read people's expressions, I can make girls laugh, and I'm also generous with money … Bro Ye Lin, don't deny it, if I stood next to Ai Mi, it would definitely feel like a golden couple!"
Both of you don't live up to your name! You're the golden boy, while Ai Mi only has the appearance of a 'golden girl', but her personality was completely twisted by Ai ShuQiao. In order to correct her bit by bit, I have a long way to go!
I suddenly remembered that because I already returned the twenty thousand to Ai ShuQiao, it seems that Ai ShuQiao doesn't plan on attacking me for the time being. So, even if we don't sell the perverted underwear, the income of our store is enough to cover our expenses.
I coughed.
"Shu Zhe, today's original underwear business will be the last one."
"What!?" Shu Zhe was shocked, "How can that be! I finally managed to get more customers! How can I stop halfway with such a high profit … "
"Wouldn't it be more profitable to pick up my sister … no, my cousin?"
"That's true …" Shu Zhe's worry turned into joy, "Could it be that bro Ye Lin decided to help me? After a few years, when I have both wealth and beauty, I will definitely repay you … "
I grabbed Shu Zhe's hair and pressed his face into the pillow.
"Repay my ass! If you bring that up again, I'll kill you!! "
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