I was going to tell Xiao Qin that I was learning martial arts from her grandfather, but then I thought about it. It would be embarrassing if I couldn't beat him even after learning his family's martial arts, so I might as well not say it.
So I brought the topic back to Xiao Qin's uncle, who was the chairman of Qing Zi Education Group and also the principal of Qing Zi Academy.
"That's not right! If your uncle has such a large business, why would Auntie Ren bring you to live in a large courtyard when you were young! Auntie Ren only had to act cute to her brother and she could easily get a good house to live in. "
"About that … my mom had a falling out with my grandfather at the time. Because my uncle was on my grandfather's side, he was hated as well …"
So Auntie Ren wanted to live in an old house because she was angry! If she was willing to accept her brother's help, the Little Tyrant wouldn't be my neighbor anymore! Xiao Qin's uncle, I hate you to death! If you're a sis-con, then I'll be a sis-con to the end! How could you have the heart to let Auntie Ren live in such an old house for so many years!
Speaking of which, Auntie Ren and gramps seemed to have a falling out because of Auntie Ren's engagement in Hong Kong. I think Xiao Qin's biological father's surname is Huo? No wonder gramps hates people with the surname Huo! According to a movie magazine article about Auntie Ren, the Hong Kong man with the surname Huo didn't change his dissolute nature after marrying Auntie Ren. As a result, Auntie Ren caught them in the act. Auntie Ren didn't give them a chance to explain or apologize. She directly beat the adulterers up and ran back to China with their child!
Xiao Qin's father, I also hate you! If you didn't betray Auntie Ren, I wouldn't have been bullied by the Little Tyrant for so many years!
Also, after so many years, the relationship between Auntie Ren and gramps still hasn't fully recovered. Although Xiao Qin learned Yin Yang Sanshou from her grandfather for a while and it can be seen that their relationship improved, gramps has a weird temper, so he definitely couldn't help but say to Auntie Ren:
"I already said the Huo was unreliable. You brat, you don't listen to your elders … "
The hot-tempered Auntie Ren would definitely get angry! She would directly hold Xiao Qin's hand and pull her with her dad! Xiao Qin's uncle could only persuade both sides. Both sides weren't human, and he was a good-for-nothing as the principal of Qing Zi Academy!
Something suddenly occurred to me.
"Xiao Qin, your uncle is the chairman and principal of Qing Zi Academy. It should be easy for you to get a set of their school uniform, right?"
"Yeah!" Xiao Qin replied with a smile, "I have a few sets of Qing Zi Academy's female school uniforms in my closet, there are even some that are out of print! Also … I also asked my uncle for a few male school uniforms. I asked for them according to Ye Lin classmate's figure because you can wear it as a couple … "
Couple outfit my ass! Since you have a ready-made uniform that fits my figure, why didn't you just give me a new uniform when I asked you to mend my buttons? So you didn't steal those buttons from the students of Qing Zi Academy! You ripped the buttons off a brand new uniform and sewed them onto an old uniform that you had worn for a while. Your stupidity could no longer be described with words!
"About, about the button …" Xiao Qin stammered, "I finally had the chance to mend his clothes and fulfill one of my top ten wishes, I can't bear to give it up. The school uniform with all the buttons pulled off will also forgive me! "
There's no way it will forgive you! It will fly out of the closet tonight, cover your face and suffocate you to death!
When I returned the copied language homework to Gong CaiCai, she said weakly:
"Um … Ye Lin classmate, it's better to do your own homework …"
Gong CaiCai's homework was snatched away by Xiong YaoYue before it could even stay in front of its owner for a second.
"Ye Lin, you're done? Then hurry up and let me copy it! "
Gong CaiCai could only turn around and say to Xiong YaoYue: "Xiao Xiong, it's better to do your own homework …"
"I know, I know!" Xiong YaoYue said while copying, "I'll do my own homework tomorrow! Also, I've been liking the name Winnie lately. Don't call me Xiao Xiong, call me Winnie! "
"But … Winnie the Pooh is male …" Gong CaiCai suddenly said.
"How do you know it's male!" Xiong YaoYue retorted, "Winnie the Pooh doesn't wear pants in cartoons, but I've never seen him with a dick between his legs!"
When Xiong YaoYue brought up the topic of a dick, Gong CaiCai blushed and stopped talking.
The girl who was determined to use Winnie to replace her real name seems to have forgotten that in the alley yesterday, she was in a bottomless state like Winnie the Pooh in cartoons for a long time.
At this point, in order to prevent people from making malicious guesses, I must state: I did not sell the underwear that Ai Mi gave to Xiong YaoYue, but it was later torn, to Director Cao.
In the end … it was cremated by me! In order to stop its evil temptation, I put it on the gas stove and burned it!
The flames were so high, it almost burned my home's range hood and caused a fire! I, the male protagonist, almost died in the hands of underwear!
Ah, the triangular fabric that was reborn in the flames, you'll definitely forgive me, right? I think I saw you putting your hands together and chanting:
"The raging fire burns my body. What joy is there in life, what bitterness is there in death … "
After finishing off the Underwear Demon King, I called Peng TouSi to ask about the specifics of donating to the special education school.
I wouldn't have known if I didn't ask, but after asking, I found out that Peng TouSi donates half of his income every month. Under Peng TouSi's generosity, the special education school barely survives, and until now, no children have dropped out of school due to financial problems.
"Huh? Peng TouSi, you're a Lei Feng of the new century! You'll definitely be able to go to heaven after doing so many good deeds! "
"I hope so." Peng TouSi said, "I've killed a lot of lives in the past, so I can only do what I can to make up for it. If I can't go to heaven, I won't be able to see the God I yearn for …"
Are you still thinking about being gay with God? Peng TouSi, you're determined to be God and the Virgin Mary's mistress! If you succeed, you'll be Jesus' stepmother! Would they give you an honorific title of 'Holy Stepmother'! Should I build a good relationship with you while you're still in the mortal realm, so you'll have someone to protect you in the future! Other people know officials, but I know gods! I'll let Peng TouSi kill whoever doesn't agree with me with lightning!
Finally, I transferred the ¥900 donation to Peng TouSi through online banking and asked him to donate it to the special education school.
In my eyes, although Peng TouSi is gay, he's much more reliable than the Red Cross Society. Speaking of which, if all the members of the Red Cross Society were gay, then there wouldn't be people like Guo Meimei (but there might be people like Mr. Guo).
Peng TouSi is someone who aspires to be Jesus' stepmother, so how could he embezzle my money? I think if Peng TouSi plans on competing with the Red Cross Foundation, he could remove the word 'gold' from the Red Cross Foundation and start a 'Red Cross Foundation'. In time, people would definitely be moved by Peng TouSi's great personality and donate money to the 'Red Cross Foundation'! Peng TouSi is doing gay charity at the same time! It's worth celebrating, it's worth celebrating!
After talking about the underwear and donations, I returned to Monday's timeline.
Every time it's PE class, the boys will be kicked out of class when the girls need to change clothes, leaving behind a group of girls to slowly dawdle. Today was no exception.
Xiao Qin, who still didn't participate in PE and only watched from the sidelines, ran over to my ear and whispered:
"(* ^ _ _ ^ *) Hehe … I discovered a secret. The perverted Ye Lin classmate would definitely be interested, do you want to hear it? Do you want to hear it? Do you want to hear it? "
Don't add 'perverted' as a prefix! If you have to add a prefix, at least add 'outstanding', 'great', or 'holy'!
"When everyone was changing clothes in class, I noticed that a lot of the girls in our class didn't wear bras because the weather was too hot!"
"Nonsense! It's easy to sweat in hot weather! Wouldn't you accidentally expose yourself if you do that? "
"It's true!" Xiao Qin said confidently, "If you're afraid of bumps, you can use a breast patch! Everyone is still comparing whose breast patch shape looks better! "
She's definitely lying! But that scene seems to make people yearn for it … class 2-3 girls who are almost completely naked gathered together to comment on other people's breast patches …
Xiao Qin suddenly made an 'oh' sound as if she remembered something.
"The class leader also didn't wear a bra, her breast patch is in the shape of a shell!"
I'm certain, certain, certain, that you're lying and spreading rumors! There's no way the class leader would come to school with less than one piece of underwear! As for breast patches, I don't believe the class leader would wear one!
"It's up to you whether you believe it or not." Xiao Qin pouted, "Since the weather is hot, the class leader becomes more fickle, it's all like that!"
"The class leader must think she's a mermaid if she has a shell-shaped breast patch! If you don't believe me, go see for yourself! "
Xiao Qin said as she pointed to the volleyball court.
I ignored Xiao Qin and played another round of basketball.
When class was about to end, I was bored, so I strolled to the volleyball court and watched Xiong YaoYue and the class leader play together.
Xiong YaoYue's foot injury from yesterday seems to have completely recovered! What a heaven-defying recovery ability! Is her zodiac an earthworm! If I cut Xiong YaoYue in half, would she recover into two Xiong YaoYue!
On the court, Xiong YaoYue's movements were very nimble! She received the ball without hesitation and spiked the ball ferociously. What a masculine woman!
As for the class leader's volleyball movements, I only saw:
The class leader's chest, the class leader's chest, the class leader's chest, the class leader's chest, the class leader's chest, the class leader's chest, the class leader's chest, the class leader's chest …
What's going on! I was prejudiced by Xiao Qin's words! I kept staring at the class leader's chest and wanted to know if she was wearing a bra and was wearing a nipple patch!
Eunuch Cao came up from behind and offered a napkin with both hands.
"Master, please use it."
"Eh? Why are you giving me a napkin? "
"Master, you're drooling …"
The bell rang as I was wiping away my saliva. I don't know why, but Eunuch Cao ran away in a hurry. In the time I was distracted, the class leader had already walked in front of me with the volleyball.
Even though I knew the situation wasn't good, I couldn't control my eyes and my brain was still receiving the same message:
The class leader's chest, the class leader's chest, the class leader's chest, the class leader's chest …
Eh? I don't think there's a nipple patch! There's nothing that looks like a shell!
"Did you know?" The class leader said to me with half closed eyes, "Girls can feel the gaze of perverts."
"I'm not a pervert!" I denied while hiding the napkin behind me.
"Then why are you staring at my chest!"
"I'm just curious …"
"Curious? Do you stare at other people on the street! "
"Not really, other people don't have shell-shaped breasts …"
Ah! The class leader smashed my nose with a volleyball! Then she flung her hair and left me with a disdainful back! The moment the class leader turned around, I seemed to have seen traces of a bra straps under her sportswear!
The class leader was clearly wearing a bra! I was tricked by Xiao Qin and did something that lowered the class leader's favorability towards me!
Also, I didn't finish my sentence, so the class leader probably thought I was going to say she had shell-shaped breasts! Shells are hard and oddly-shaped, it's a huge offense to the class leader whose breasts are shaped like peaches!
I chased after the class leader's back and corrected her:
"It's all Xiao Qin's fault, it's not my fault! I thought you weren't wearing a bra … "
It's a double volley! I even got a nosebleed this time! I personally experienced the power of the class leader's spikes! 2-3 class has a high chance of winning the girls' volleyball championship!
When I went to the infirmary to find Chen YingRan to get some cotton to stop the nosebleed, I realized Xiao Qin had already arrived and was happily talking with Chen YingRan about something.
"Ah, why is your nose bleeding!" Xiao Qin jumped up in a panic and looked at my face from a close distance, "I already told you not to be so perverted! If you don't get rid of this bad habit, your life will be in danger! "
I glared at her fiercely.
It's not because I'm perverted, it's because I listened to your lies! Are you purposely trying to make the class leader mad at me? I won't casually believe anything you say in the future!
After I got the cotton to stop my nosebleed, I realized Chen YingRan was flipping through a newspaper. There was a sensational title on the social news section: "A woman in Fujian molested a boy multiple times, kissed a 4-year-old boy's dick until it was red and swollen".
"Kissing a 4-year-old, how inhumane!" Chen YingRan criticized righteously.
Eh? You're the pot calling the kettle black! Do you think you're humane just because you kissed a 14-year-old?
When I returned to the classroom, I found a slip of paper stuffed into my desk. It said: "I'm returning your shopping card, don't think you can take advantage of me just because you gave me some benefits!"
Next to the slip of paper was the ¥500 shopping card I won with the class leader last Friday. It was quietly lying there, as if it was silently mocking me.
I looked towards the class leader's direction. She was seriously preparing for the next class and she didn't even look at me.
But Xiao Qin was abnormally happy.
"Ah, where did Ye Lin classmate get a shopping card? How about I accompany you to the supermarket tonight! "
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