The French chef didn't disappoint Xiong YaoYue's expectations. At lunchtime, the French chef served us salmon caviar, French fried foie gras, and black truffle fried sea bass. The three top-quality ingredients were caviar, foie gras, and truffle.
The salmon caviar was plump like red pearls, and the spoon was made of seashells, because metal spoons would spoil the aroma of the caviar. The fried foie gras, which I had just eaten on Wednesday, was a real delicacy when combined with a sweet wine sauce. The black truffle, in my eyes, was not aesthetically pleasing, but it was said that this kind of black mushroom was expensive, almost as much as gold.
"What?" Xiong YaoYue was wrapped in a napkin with a knife in one hand and a fork in the other. Her eyes were almost the same color as the caviar.
"Equivalent to gold? Doesn't that mean we're eating gold!? "
"Don't listen to the manservant's nonsense." Ai Mi seemed to have no interest in the high-class dishes on the table after enjoying the cola and chips, "Italian white truffles are equivalent to gold. French black truffles are at most a tenth of white truffles."
"That's still awesome." Xiong YaoYue said, "If I eat 10 grams of this, it's equivalent to eating 1 gram of gold."
Ai Mi looked at me with malicious intentions:
"Are you disappointed it's not white truffles? I heard white truffles have a good aphrodisiac effect. "
As for this joke that didn't fit my sister's identity, I focused on eating the fried foie gras and ignored her.
Peng TouSi, who was standing at the door, suggested Ai Mi eat more caviar:
"Miss, caviar can nourish the brain. If you eat more, maybe your test results at Qing Zi Academy …"
"Don't mention my test results."
Ai Mi fiercely slammed the table. Peng TouSi looked up at the sky and stopped talking.
Xiong YaoYue acted like she heard important information, "What? Will eating this make you smarter? "
She quickly stuffed a few spoonfuls into her mouth with a shell spoon. I suspect she was like Zhu Bajie eating ginseng fruit, she couldn't taste it at all.
After eating 5 spoonfuls, Xiong YaoYue stopped and muttered:
"It's a bit fishy, and I don't think I'm getting smarter …"
I don't know if you've become smarter, but you look so stupid when you eat with a red face!
After trying the caviar that could make her a smart person, Xiong YaoYue tried the expensive truffles. This time, she was smarter (could it be the caviar?). Instead of wolfing them down, he forked one and slowly savored it in his mouth.
Unlike her, I preferred meat to the fishy fish eggs and strange mushrooms, so I focused on the foie gras, not even bothering to eat the thick soup and dessert that the French chef served later.
Every time I eat at the table, I subconsciously feel that there is a dog waiting for me under the table, which suddenly makes me think of a question:
"Eh? Where's Obama? "
"In the United States!" Xiong YaoYue answered strangely.
"Not the president, Amy's dog is also called Obama."
"Oh." Xiong YaoYue lowered her head to exercise her chewing muscles. It seems like she doesn't like dogs as much as the class leader.
"Obama went for dental care." Ai Mi replied, "He's been eating random things recently, so his mouth is a bit smelly. He should be back soon."
Speaking of which, when I first heard the word "truffle" when I was a child, I thought it was dew from pine trees. Fortunately, my knowledgeable father answered my doubts. He also told me that to this day, the best way to find truffles is to rely on the sense of smell of hunting dogs. In the oak forests of France and Italy, there are truffle hunters with their hounds running around in search of truffles that are worth more than gold.
Since I'm a 'good teacher', I told everyone about how humans use dogs to find truffles. But Ai Mi probably already knew about it, so she didn't show any interest.
Xiong YaoYue, on the other hand, was shocked. She had half a salmon egg on the corner of her mouth and said:
"You can find something that valuable with a dog? Could it be that Miss Ai Mi's dog, Obama, also has that ability? If you lend it to me, I'll go to the forest every day to pick truffles. I can definitely earn a gold necklace in a day! "
Girl, stop dreaming! Picking truffles is a highly skilled job, and truffle hounds also need special training. A stupid dog like Obama can't even find truffles! At most, he would pee everywhere and let other hunters find truffles with the disgusting smell of urine!
But I heard from my dad that because truffles contain substances that make sows excited, it's the most accurate and efficient to use sows to find truffles. But since sows love truffles more than humans, they might accidentally eat the truffles that are worth more than gold. That's why hunters who use sows to pick truffles must learn how to snatch food from a pig's mouth! Xiong YaoYue, do you want to fight a sow to protect your gold necklace?
One of the reasons I haven't tried truffles is because I suspect the truffles were snatched from the sow's mouth by hunters! Maybe they were leftovers from the sow! I lose my appetite when I think about this possibility!
But since both Xiong YaoYue's real name and nickname are related to bears (Winnie the Pooh), it shouldn't be a problem for her to defeat sows if she chooses to pick truffles. At that time, in the woods of Europe, truffle hunters would often see a young girl and a sow fighting over truffles. In the end, the young girl, riddled with scars, would trample on the sow and obtain the precious truffles!
But since you knocked the sow unconscious, that's the end of the day's work! No matter how you think about it, you won't be able to make ends meet if you go abroad to pick truffles. Also, Europeans will definitely sue you for animal abuse! At that time, the AFP will publish an article titled 'Girl Who Abused Sow' and send you back to your country! Sow lovers all over the world will not let you off!
After the sumptuous lunch, Xiong YaoYue wiped the caviar from the corner of her mouth and clasped her hands together in a praying position.
What kind of religion is this? Christians like to pray before a meal, why are you praying after a meal? Is it because you were too excited before a meal and now you want to make up for it?
Xiong YaoYue was like the most devout believer. Her eyes lit up and she looked into the distant void and prayed: "My life was worth it!"
Do you have no regrets after eating a luxurious western meal? How easy are you to satisfy?
Not long after, Obama returned triumphantly from the pet beauty salon while being led by a bodyguard. His teeth were white and shiny, and when matched with his smile, it set off his 2B temperament.
"Oh, it's a husky!" Xiong YaoYue called Obama over to play with her. Obama immediately went over to ask for food, but he refused to let Xiong YaoYue pet his head.
So you only want me and Ai Mi to pet your head? Obama, that's all you have left!
After playing with Obama for a while, Ai Mi complained about the scorching sun and brought us back to room 101.
"I want to take another shower!" Ai Mi announced after taking a shower in the morning, "Winnie, my bathtub is really big, do you want to take a shower with me?"
Xiong YaoYue was extremely excited after receiving an invitation. She wanted to get rid of her Qing Zi Academy uniform (Obama was currently licking Xiong YaoYue's ankle).
"Ye Lin." Xiong YaoYue turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, "Kill me after I take a shower!"
What? That's a weird request! Men can fantasize about a lot of things after a girl comes out of the shower, but they would never think of killing her!
"Today was too blissful … I'm worried I won't be able to experience such a blissful day in the future. In order to not let me live in regret, why don't you kill me on my happiest day!"
"What are you talking about!" Ai Mi pouted and said, "Winnie, as long as you're loyal to me, I'll naturally give you all sorts of small favors! But if you betray me, I'll tell Peng TouSi to kill you! "
Xiong YaoYue said emotionally: "I will never betray Miss Ai Mi! I still have to be Miss Ai Mi's bodyguard in the future! "
"You?" Ai Mi was doubtful, "Although it would be more convenient to have a female bodyguard, can you pass the strict bodyguard exam?"
"No problem!" Xiong YaoYue vowed, "I'm confident in my stamina! Also, Peng Peng will train me! "
Xiong YaoYue took a step forward and Obama continued to lick Xiong YaoYue's leg, this time it was his turn to bend his knees.
Ai Mi looked towards me with a mischievous gaze.
"Manservant, look at how diligent Winnie is, you never said you wanted to be my bodyguard."
But I'm already protecting you! Do you really have to make me wear that black suit!
"Go."
Ah? You're kicking me out if I don't want to be your bodyguard? What a heartless sister you are!
Ai Mi frowned with dissatisfaction.
"What are you standing there for? I told you to get out of the room! Do you want to take a shower with us if you don't leave? "
"It's fine if it's Ye Lin …" Xiong YaoYue stopped halfway through her sentence when she realized something was wrong.
Thus, the dog was left in the living room and I was chased outside.
Ai Mi's decision wasn't wrong. If I stayed, I would have nothing to do, and the two girls would be bathing together in the bathtub, so it would be hard to avoid playing and chatting. It would be awkward if they started talking about private parts, like "Winnie, why is it whiter here than on your body?"
I strolled to the flower bed outside the VIP building and saw Peng TouSi watering the flowers with a watering can. Under his care as a volunteer gardener, the flower bed was filled with blooming sunflowers. Anyone who has played Plants vs Zombies would have their hearts lit up by this sight.
Peng TouSi quietly asked me when he saw me walking out alone:
"Lin, I'm a bit curious, how did you earn the twenty thousand dollars you gave Madam Ai ShuQiao?"
I can't tell you that! I actually earned it by selling my sister's underwear! If I tell Ai Mi's protector, you'll definitely look down on me for a long time!
"That … is a trade secret, no comment." I said embarrassedly, "If I told you, you would quit being a bodyguard and go into that kind of business."
Peng TouSi understood and replied with an "oh", but I had a guilty conscience! Good thing I didn't ask in front of Ai Mi!
Right at this time, Obama came over with something white in his mouth.
He used his front paws to grab my leg, hoping to get my attention.
I looked down, it was another pair of underwear! You came back with Ai Mi's underwear in your mouth again! What do you want to exchange for food! Sunflower seeds can only be eaten in the fall, do you have the patience to wait!
After careful observation, I realized this pair of underwear didn't belong to Ai Mi! It's rare for Ai Mi to wear such plain underwear. This pair of pure white underwear belongs to Xiong YaoYue! I saw it in the rearview mirror when she was changing clothes in the car!
Obama, are you trying to defy the heavens! Last time you couldn't get food from me with Ai Mi's underwear, so you want to try someone else's? Why do you think you can use a girl's underwear to exchange for something of equal value!
I angrily snatched Xiong YaoYue's underwear back from Obama's mouth, but it was stained with a large amount of saliva and could no longer be used.
Peng TouSi sighed: "Obama can't change his strange habit."
I held Xiong YaoYue's contaminated underwear, hesitated for a bit, and finally made up my mind to throw it into the flower bed.
"Peng TouSi, bury it."
"Okay." Peng TouSi agreed, "Come back in the fall and take a look, in case more underwear grows …"
Don't say such unscientific things! Even if you use Jinkela as fertilizer, it's impossible to grow an underwear tree!
Leaving behind Peng TouSi who buried the underwear, I strolled outside the VIP building in order to change my mood. I walked around the outer wall, and I could feel the breeze, which was quite pleasant.
Suddenly, I felt an indescribably familiar aura.
No, it's not the kind that makes me feel close, but the kind that makes my hair stand on end.
Following the aura, I noticed a girl who wasn't wearing the QingZi Academy uniform, but a floral dress.
This side profile is clearly Xiao Qin! Why is she in Qing Zi Academy! She's not even wearing the uniform, how did she get in!
Although climbing over walls is her forte, she doesn't have the slightest awareness of sneaking in! She's openly taking a stroll! She's even more confident than the other students at Qing Zi Academy!
Walking next to her was a middle-aged man over the age of fifty. He had grizzled sideways, but he was hale and hearty, very dignified, and wore a neat suit.
Am I seeing things?! It's a Sunday, yet Xiao Qin isn't with Auntie Ren. Instead, she's at Qing Zi Academy with an unknown middle-aged man, what's going on!
The second reason I suspect this girl isn't Xiao Qin is because she doesn't look retarded at all! She seems to be listening attentively to the middle-aged man and would nod her head from time to time. She's very ladylike!
I must have recognized the wrong person! Why do I feel like her side profile is much prettier than the usual Xiao Qin? Do all girls that I think aren't Xiao Qin get extra points?
The girl that I suspect to be Xiao Qin made a motion of flicking her bangs. This familiar action made my heart tremble.
Is Xiao Qin purposely pretending to be a ladylike girl in front of this middle-aged man? Is that why I feel there's such a big contrast between her normal self? Or … the Xiao Qin in front of me, is she trying her best to act in order to please me?
As I walked with the middle-aged man, the girl suddenly trembled all over. She suddenly turned her head and looked in my direction like a truffle hound that found a truffle.
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