I saw Director Cao's happy face and I couldn't help but ask him what happened.
Director Cao was a bit surprised when he saw me freely walking around the filming area. But he's always been a person of 'live in the moment, don't be stupid', so he didn't ask. He patted my shoulder and said like a gambler who won:
"Xiao Ye Zi, it's a blessing in disguise. I encountered a good thing when I was detained by the anti-pornography brigade."
I was curious, "Did you meet your true love?"
Director Cao squinted his eyes and his face looked like an overnourished tomato.
"Xiao Ye Zi, you're ridiculous, you're actually joking around with your Uncle Cao! I'm your father's best friend, so I'm still your elder! "
"Hmph, but I'm not going to argue with you because I have a big stomach. In addition, please remember: My true love is little lolis under the age of ten … Worn and unwashed underwear! "
F * ck you! You want me to respect you? You're shamelessly saying something that's basically breaking the law, do you even have the bearing of an elder! It's already good enough that I'm using honorifics!
Director Cao continued:
"I met a cellmate while I was detained by the anti-pornography brigade! Guess what? He happened to have seen the first episode of my short film "Bloody Battle of Jin Ling". He's also a nouveau riche, so he's very interested in the film industry. We hit it off right away and he became a sponsor and cooperated with me to make a low-budget film! I already received an initial investment of 2 million! That's enough to finish the remaining 9 episodes of "Bloody Battle of Jin Ling"! "
My face darkened. Although I've never met this nouveau riche sponsor, but since he was arrested for soliciting prostitutes and formed a deep friendship with Director Cao in the detention center, he must be an uncle with unhealthy thoughts. I'm sure he'll join the HHH enthusiasts club soon.
"But …" Director Cao scratched his head, "This sponsor deals in high-end watches and asked me to place an advertisement in my short film … Although I'm extremely smart, it's still a bit troublesome …"
Huh? Is it like the kind of advertisement where the male protagonist takes a sip of coke and says "it tastes great"? Then you have to give the coke a close-up shot?
At first glance, it may seem harmless, but Director Cao, your micro film is a historical film! You want Jin 'ling Young Thug to wear a Rolex Noble Crystal Watch, channel Blood Fiend Asura Skill, and tear his own master in half! Would the audience be misled into thinking that wearing a Rolex would give them such power?
Director Cao had a regretful expression on his face.
"I thought it would be fine to let Young Thug of Jinling wear a watch. Look at Ma Jingtao's version of 'The Heaven Sword and Dragon Sabre'. Didn't the Left Emissary of Light, Yang Xiao, also wear a watch? Anyway, this is a free online micro movie. If the netizens find out that there's something fishy about it, they'll discuss it and it'll achieve a better publicity effect! "
"Unfortunately, Wu Sheng said that he couldn't get into character with the watch on, so the second episode of 'Bloody Battle of Jin Ling' has been delayed!"
Wu Sheng? Oh, the actor who played Jin Ling Young Thug, right? It's a treasure that Director Cao picked out from the Drama Academy. It looks seventy to eighty percent similar to me. However, it was said that his depression was quite serious, and his classmates called him "Brother Depression".
Director Cao stroked the small goatee that he had specially kept.
"Wu Sheng's father is a diplomat and his mother is a pianist. He doesn't lack money at all, so even if I increased his pay, he wouldn't wear a watch! Apparently, the reason he applied to drama academy was because his depression was so serious that he wanted to hang himself. He could only get a little bit of pleasure when he was acting as someone else. That's why he treats filming as an art and isn't flexible at all! Why am I so unlucky? I finally got an investor, but one of the main actors isn't willing to cooperate! "
It's not Wu Sheng's fault! You're the one who insisted on inserting a Rolex advertisement into a period drama, you're the one who has no integrity!
Director Cao's eyes suddenly lit up when he saw the watch that I always wear on my left wrist.
"Huh? Xiao Ye Zi, you seem to like wearing watches! How about I give you a Rolex and you can wear it and act as a stunt double for Young Thug of Jin Ling. You don't have to film your face, just the watch! Also, you guys look so similar, so it won't be exposed even if you get a shot of your face! "
Shut up! The moment you made Young Thug of Jin Ling wear the Rolex, it was already exposed! If it was a stunt double like brother Jackie Chan in his early years, I might have considered it — — who would be a stunt double for you!
No matter how Director Cao tried to persuade me, I wouldn't agree. At this time, he noticed the relevant personnel pass hanging on my chest. It had the words "Magic Cauldron Legend" written on it in both English and Chinese.
Director Cao felt like he was struck by lightning. He opened his mouth wide and was speechless for a while. Then he asked me where I got the pass while stuttering.
Thus, I told Director Cao about how I met Auntie Ren, who was a martial arts instructor, and how I accidentally played a role in the drama.
Of course, I didn't mention much about Xiao Qin, nor did I mention my unusual relationship with Ai Mi.
I thought Director Cao would ask me about the advanced American film making experience, but who would've thought he would ask:
"Have you seen the female lead, Miss Ai Mi 'er?"
"Yeah!" I replied nonchalantly, "My character was kicked out by her five or six times!"
Director Cao felt a deep blow and knelt down with a plop. He grabbed the weeds that grew out of the cracks in the cement.
"Damn! Too cunning! I also want to be kicked by Miss Ai Mi 'er!! "
So that's what you're thinking about! Hurry up and stop fantasizing about my sister!
When the dejected Director Cao got up from the ground, he showed me his wallet.
I saw a full body photo of Ai Mi singing on stage in a transparent compartment where most people would put photos of their girlfriends.
The lights were dazzling, her clothes were fluttering, and the decorative straps on her back were like the wings of a butterfly. The gorgeous style made me think of Sailor Moon.
What made me feel awkward as her brother was: Ai Mi's skirt in the photo was very short. It was a translucent white princess dress with sequins. It made the panties between her legs faintly visible. It was a huge temptation for pedophiles.
Who the fuck is the fashion designer! I'm going to kill him! Ai Mi was singing on stage in such a short skirt, the front row tickets must have been expensive! But I can imagine that they were all sold out!
"What fans, they're basically a bunch of lolicons!" I commented, "Ai Mi told me before, she thinks you fans are as stupid as pigs!"
Hearing me say that, Director Cao, who just got up, suddenly knelt down again, and this time it was in my direction.
"Xiao Ye Zi! The Xiao Ye Zi who saves people from suffering! The Xiao Ye Zi who delivers all living beings from suffering! So … you're already close enough with Miss Ai Mi 'er to the point where you can confide in each other? You're still calling her by her nickname? "
"Help Uncle Cao! I have a request for a lifetime from you! If you don't agree to my request! I won't get up! "
Damn, why does this tone sound a bit similar to when Xiao Qin confessed to me! I'm getting goosebumps!
But since he's my elder, I bent down to help Director Cao up.
"Director Cao, you … why are you being so courteous? Hurry up and get up! What would happen if someone saw us … "
You don't say, Director Cao was really fat. He tried to lean down and I couldn't pull him up at the moment.
"Xiao Ye Zi, don't … don't help me up! Listen to my request first! My request is — — help me get a pair of Miss Ai Mi 'er's underwear! It would be even better if it hasn't been washed! I'll pay ten thousand … no, fifteen thousand to buy this pair of underwear! "
I … I'll XX your ass! A pair of loli underwear is worth fifteen thousand, which is several times more than what I get for acting as the deaf-mute evil monk. Did you take out the money from the sponsor's investment? This is equivalent to using public funds for your own personal use! Are you worthy of Mr. A Chicken Called Mr. Upstart? Are you worthy of the movie industry?
So I let go and Director Cao knelt back on the ground. The moment his knees touched the ground, he grimaced in pain.
But he still hugged my thighs and wouldn't let me go, and he spoke with a sobbing tone.
"Xiao Ye Zi, Xiao Ye Zi! Since I'm old friends with your dad … and since you have a good relationship with my son, help Uncle Cao! "
I got angry, "Director Cao, didn't you say you only like underwear from loli under 10 years old? Ai Mi's already 12 years old! "
Director Cao had a serious expression on his face, "If it's Miss Ai Mi 'er, it doesn't matter if she's 12 years old! In my opinion, even if she's 16 years old, it's still within the expiration date! "
Your sister is only 16 years old and she's already at the expiration date! In the eyes of most people, 16 years old is when you start to mature!
"I can't help you with this kind of thing!" I sternly refused, "This kind of thing is too vulgar! I can't do it! "
Director Cao's yellow eyes became even more fervent, "So, it's not that you can't do it, but you don't want to do it?"
He fiercely clenched his teeth, "Xiao Ye Zi, as long as you help me get a pair of Miss Ai Mi 'er's underwear, I'll give you twenty thousand!!"
My heart tightened. I remembered that the money I was preparing to return to Ai ShuQiao as part of the "breaking off all ties" ceremony was exactly twenty thousand.
Although I received some income from acting as the deaf-mute evil monk, I haven't received all of it yet. It's probably not more than six thousand. I can't use the online store's profits to satisfy my whims. If I received the twenty thousand from Director Cao …
It wasn't until the film city's security guards saw Director Cao hugging my thighs and crying while I was holding Director Cao's thick wallet. They immediately thought I was a robber and it was a good thing they didn't use an electric baton on me.
After I managed to explain myself and escaped from Director Cao's entanglement, I could still hear a demonic voice repeating in my ears:
"Twenty thousand, twenty thousand, twenty thousand …"
But I can't! How should I face Ai Mi, how should I face the world? Should I run to Ai Mi and tell her the truth and say:
"Your brother needs twenty thousand, take off your underwear!"
How can there be such a scumbag brother!!
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