When I recovered from the shock, I was already sitting on a stool in the interrogation room and was being interrogated by the police officer in front of me.
Actually, this police officer is an old acquaintance of mine, so I have to explain.
First of all, everyone knows that I have a sinister gaze. My most boastful accomplishment was when I escaped from an undercover police officer that was tailing a fugitive.
At that time, when the newly employed police officer saw me, he felt that I was definitely not a good person and might be a clue to a big case, so he immediately followed me and followed me all the way to my house. However, the real fugitive escaped and it took him another three days to catch him.
Although the fugitive did not commit any new crimes in those three days, the patrol officer was naturally punished and had his year-end bonus deducted.
As a result, the young police officer was not convinced and complained to the captain that with this young man's looks, anyone would think that he was a fugitive or an accomplice.
After hearing what he said, his colleagues were all curious, so they formed a group to visit 28 Middle. During that time, they could often see a few police officers pointing at me and whispering.
Thanks to them, the students all thought that I was the one who killed the headless female corpse under the bridge, but they were curious why the police only looked and did not arrest me.
Some said that I was proficient in anti-detection and did not leave any conclusive evidence at the scene.
Some said that I had someone above me and that the captain who wanted to touch me had already been removed from his position.
The most outrageous was that my ancestors contributed to the country, so I was born with a quota of 12 people to kill, and it would be fine as long as I did not exceed it.
Later, it spread like wildfire and the school had to come out to refute it, but it did not help my reputation at all.
The captain was an honest person, he felt that his subordinates caused me trouble, so he brought the young police officer over and asked him to apologize.
Even if he was unwilling, the young police officer could only lower his head in front of his boss and say "Little bro, I'm sorry."
I waved my hand to show that I was already used to it.
But I don't know why, maybe it was my calm attitude that made the young police officer very unhappy. It was as if I was a middle school student pretending to be an expert in front of an adult. He felt offended and had all kinds of prejudices against me.
I heard that he even made a bet with the captain that I would be able to commit a crime that would shock the country before I was 20 years old.
His surname seemed to be Ma, and he liked to be called Officer Ma.
After that, I heard that this Angry Little Pony was not afraid of tiredness and death in front of the battlefield. He was recently promoted to the captain of the Second Squad of the Criminal Police Force. Other than rushing to crack down on gangs and drugs, he was always looking forward to the day that he could arrest me and bring me to justice.
There's someone in the public security system who's always thinking about you. Every time I fight with someone, I'm very careful. Of course, once I turn on Berserker mode, I can't care about anything else. Fortunately, I haven't caused any big trouble so far.
Perhaps, I no longer had the chance to make any big trouble. In China, even if it was not drug trafficking, illegal drug possession was still a serious crime. If I remember correctly, the program 'Law In Progress' once said that even if you only carry 50 grams of marijuana, you can still be sentenced to three to seven years in prison. Looking at the full bag, it must be more than 50 grams! Even if I'm a minor, I might not be able to reduce my sentence!
The country's attitude towards drugs was very firm! Rather than saying that family planning was a basic national policy, drug control was a basic national policy! Zhang Yimou gave birth to seven children, but at most he would only get a fine. If he dared to sell drugs to seven people, he would definitely be detained!
At this moment, Constable Ma crossed his arms and looked down at me condescendingly. He wasn't particularly strong, but he seemed to be filled with the dignity of the law.
He also had an uncontrollable excitement — — I bet he didn't even laugh this happily on his wedding day — — it was as if Maiev caught Illidan, or Big Big Wolf caught Pleasant Goat.
"Ye Lin, we haven't seen each other for a long time, did you miss me?"
He was joking with me.
I knocked on the table like a character in a TV show:
"I'm innocent! This is a conspiracy! Someone must have framed me! "
Kyle's cheap smile immediately flashed through my mind. He was the one who said he wanted to share the marijuana with me, but he was dissatisfied with me because I didn't agree to help him pick up Ai Mi.
He must be the one who framed me! This bastard, I thought you were just an idiot who didn't know your own limits! How could you be so ruthless … Just you wait, even if I get locked up for a few years, I'll definitely pay you back with blood after I get out. I'll use a fire extinguisher to burst your ass!
Constable Ma scoffed at my explanation, his gaze was as if he was looking at a repeat offender.
"Hmph, the wheel of fortune has turned, you finally fell into my hands … I advise you not to hold any unrealistic hopes and quickly confess your crimes."
I calmed myself down and decided that I wouldn't bow my head. Even if I died, I would die a hero's death. So, I crossed my legs on the interrogation chair.
"I'm not talking to you! You're prejudiced against me! Tell your captain to come talk to me! I remember his surname is Zhao, right? I want to talk to Captain Zhao! "
Constable Ma coughed and a trace of sadness flashed through his eyes, "Captain Zhao already sacrificed his life in a drug enforcement battle."
"Ah?" I was stunned and couldn't help but sigh, "It seems good people don't live long …"
After a brief moment of loss, Constable Ma's eyes were filled with determination.
"That's right, drug enforcement is that harsh! It's normal to lose comrades in front of vicious criminals — — but don't think I'll let any criminal go! "
I couldn't help but admire his bravery due to his awe-inspiring righteousness, but he quickly said:
"It rained heavily on Qingming Festival this year. I didn't bring an umbrella when I went to visit Captain Zhao's grave, so the rain made me feel very comfortable. I swore in front of Captain Zhao's grave that I would … arrest you at all costs! "
Hey, hey, hey, you made a mistake! You've ruined such a good atmosphere! Captain Zhao's last wish wasn't to arrest me, but to arrest drug dealers! "Hmph." Constable Ma sneered, "Aren't you a drug dealer right now?"
Screw you! Even if I was framed by Kyle, I would at most be carrying drugs. Now you're slandering me by saying I'm a drug dealer, are you trying to kill me!
Constable Ma paced back and forth in the small interrogation room as if he had nowhere to vent his joy.
"Hahahaha, Ye Lin, you're really awesome! I thought you would at most rape and chop people! I was even worried that I wouldn't be able to give you the punishment you deserve because of the 'Minor Protection Act' … I never thought you would have the guts to sell drugs! "
I didn't know what expression I should make when facing this brave and fearless police officer who was deeply biased against me. Maybe a bitter smile would do?
"Ah … this feeling, it's like I've been reborn …" Constable Ma enjoyed the taste of victory in the air, "Captain Zhao should be able to rest in peace!"
You should be the one who should rest in peace! It's not like I killed Captain Zhao! If you have the time to make up charges, go deal with the real drug dealers!
"Oh … it's quite interesting. Drug addicts don't even call marijuana marijuana, they call it 'leaves' … If you're called Xiao Ye Zi, then go sell leaves! You're selling yourself! "
As if he was amused by his own sense of humor, Constable Ma laughed heartily.
Nonsense! Is the nickname 'Xiao Ye Zi' something you call me! Also, who's selling themselves! You're the one selling yourself!
A familiar vibrating sound came from the interrogation room. I recognized it was my phone, but it wasn't in my hands. It was confiscated by Constable Ma and he put it in his pocket.
Constable Ma ignored my privacy and took out his phone to take a look. He was overjoyed with just one glance, as if he had obtained evidence that could sentence me to death.
He saw my confused expression, so he put the phone in front of me and let me see the contents on the screen.
I saw that the Taobao interface on my phone was still open. 'Cilantro Buns' who bought Shu Zhe's underwear sent a good review: "I received the goods, they taste pretty good."
Although the timing wasn't right, I still let out a sigh of relief. I was glad that my store didn't receive a terrible review.
Who knew that Constable Ma would snort and sneer: "Are you still not going to admit to drug trafficking?"
I scratched my head in confusion, "How did I sell drugs?"
Constable Ma pointed at my phone and emphasized: "This person called 'Cilantro Buns' is your customer, right?"
"Yeah." I nodded blankly, "He's my customer."
"Then that settles it!" Constable Ma revealed a victorious smile, "He bought your weed and sent you a message saying 'I received the goods, they taste pretty good' — — he's clearly your drug dealer!"
Huh? Hey hey hey!!!!!
You can't wrongly accuse me like that! Constable Ma, you've caused a huge misunderstanding!
"What misunderstanding? I received notice a long time ago that someone in Dong Shan city was selling drugs online and could buy weed for ¥100 a gram on Taobao … so you were the one who sold it! "
I … I'll f * * k your grandma! Constable Ma, your ability to wrongly accuse people is off the charts! Also, Cilantro Buns's review came at such a bad time!
No, I have to clear up the misunderstanding. If I let Constable Ma control the tempo, I'll be stuck in jail forever.
"Hey, don't go overboard! Although my family sells adult products, it's still a legitimate business. I'm not selling weed to my customers! "
Constable Ma had a serious expression, "Is it heroin? Or crystal meth? "
Crystal meth my ass! Do you think my crimes aren't serious enough!
"No, it's not drugs! It's just a normal thing … "
"Normal?" Constable Ma didn't believe me at all, "Then tell me, what normal thing 'tastes pretty good'?"
"Heh, what else could it be, it's just the original …"
I'm done for! I realized I couldn't finish my sentence halfway through.
Fuck, I'm selling original underwear to my customers, and it's underwear that was worn by a trap for three days … I don't want outsiders, especially Constable Ma, to know about something this perverted!!
I'm going to suffer in silence!!
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