Saturday, 8: 00 pm, Dong Shan city west district public security bureau.
There was only me and another police officer in the narrow interrogation room. He was standing and I was sitting. The blazing light from the 40-watt desk lamp hurt my eyes.
"Tell me the truth! Try to get a lighter sentence! "
He narrowed his eyes and looked at me with a bit of joy, like a hunter who finally caught a sly fox.
I couldn't help but start to recall everything that happened on Saturday. I wanted to understand how I ended up in this situation after I almost forgot about Ai ShuQiao's threat.
At 7: 00 am, Xiao Qin couldn't come with me because Auntie Ren stopped her. I took the subway to film city by myself.
Nothing noteworthy happened along the way. There was only an advertisement on the train that said "XX Anorectal Hospital, professional solution!" and "Internal hemorrhoids and external hemorrhoids, no recurrence!" Also, "Internal and external hemorrhoids are a mixture of hemorrhoids and hemorrhoids. Once the medicine is applied, the disease will never relapse!" I was forced to read it all the way. Then, I felt my ass itch!
After arriving at the set, the first person I met was the male lead, Kyle, who had recovered well and was discharged early.
He scratched a piece of medical tape on his ear and said to me in half-baked, strangely accented Chinese:
"Can I kiss you?"
Damn! What kind of question is that! Although I know America is the home of homosexuals and there are at least 50,000 of them, I didn't expect to meet one! I didn't expect a handsome guy who looks like a lady-killer would also be gay!
From my expression, Kyle quickly realized his words were inappropriate. He frowned and thought for a bit, then he came to a realization and changed his words:
"I said, can I ask you if there's a personal matter?"
It's a 'matter', not a 'personal matter', right? But I was relieved. If he says he wants to kiss me again, I will definitely punch him on behalf of the people and the government.
Since this kind of conversation was too strenuous, Kyle called over his translator and started a conversation about 'personal matters'.
It turns out Kyle wanted to know what Ai Mi likes and wants to have a good relationship with her both in and out of the film.
What a joke! I know Ai Mi likes junk food like cola and chips, but why should I tell you! I'm already unhappy that you and Ai Mi were intimate in front of the camera, why would I help you develop a personal relationship with Ai Mi?
Kyle, who seemed to have lost his mind, elbowed me in the stomach and told me not to hide it, as if we were old friends.
He spoke to me through the interpreter:
"Ai Mi will leave China in two years. You're just a passerby in her life and you won't end up with her. Instead of doing useless things, you might as well help me get her. It's worth it to have me as a friend. I'm very kind to my friends! "
Passerby? I'm Ai Mi's brother! You're just a passerby in her life!
Even if my sister is going to get married one day, I should consider Shu Zhe's opinion and find a smart marriage partner for my sister. Which part of you, an American idiot, meets our requirements?
Completely unaware of my hostility towards him, he continued brazenly:
"You don't lack women anyway. The martial arts director's daughter is dead set on you. You even slept with Su Qiao, who played the role of the blood prince's maid …"
Who slept with Su Qiao! She was bewitched by someone else and took the initiative to ask me for unwritten rules! And I actually rejected her with a noble personality, even I admire myself! You only saw her walk out of my room, don't talk nonsense about our relationship!
"Anyway, you guys always say we Americans live loose lives, but I think you're the playboy. Why do you have to steal Ai Mi from me? What if I don't watch my mouth and tell the martial arts director's daughter that you slept with Su Qiao … "
Don't you dare! If you dare spread those rumors, I'd rather cause a diplomatic dispute and beat you up!
Also, as the lead actor, the white-haired uncle who translated for you was embarrassed to discuss these inharmonious issues with me!
Seeing that I wasn't moved by force or persuasion, Kyle came up with an even more outrageous idea in order to bribe me. He secretly told me that he had 'good stuff' and after work, he could 'fly' with me for a bit and we could get to know each other better.
Under the awkwardness of the translator, I suddenly understood that the 'good stuff' Kyle was referring to was marijuana! 'Fly' is a term used by people who smoke marijuana. It refers to the fact that the process of smoking marijuana is as light as flying. Some marijuana smokers even call themselves pilots.
Marijuana is a soft drug that is not prohibited in many countries (such as the Netherlands), so Kyle thought it would be fine in China.
Stupid! If they were to compare other things, they might lose, but if they were to compare things that were forbidden, China would definitely not lose as a nation that stood proudly in the world! Even if you don't prohibit it, we will prohibit it!
Carrying drugs in China is a felony! Marijuana is no exception! Not only do you smoke marijuana, but you also want to entice me to smoke it with you?
I remember my dad once told me in a serious tone:
"I might not stop you even if you want to have a sex change as long as you're sincere, but you're not allowed to touch drugs! This is the only order I'll give you in this life! "
It's said that drugs can change the structure of the user's brain and turn you into a stranger that you don't even recognize. That's why my dad warned me so seriously.
Because of my dad's influence, I don't even smoke, let alone come into contact with any drugs.
When Kyle heard I wasn't interested in his marijuana, he sneered at me for being cowardly. He said that all university students in America have smoked that stuff and it's less harmful to the body than cigarettes and alcohol. I was unmoved and resolutely refused him.
Kyle shrugged his shoulders and went to find the director to discuss the shooting plans.
I suddenly remembered that Director Cao once told me that there would often be foreign actors who took drugs when filming at Dong Shan film city. Marijuana was considered one of the least harmful drugs.
Dong Shan city's drug enforcement team seems to be aware of this situation, but since foreign film crews bring considerable economic benefits to Dong Shan city, these foreign actors only use it themselves and won't sell it to a third party. Therefore, under the interference of the city leaders, the drug enforcement team can only turn a blind eye to these foreigners.
However, there are still a few tacit prohibitions. The most important one is that drugs carried by foreign actors are not allowed to enter the hands of Chinese people in any way, especially not outside of film city by Chinese people.
It's a bit like the attitude of Americans towards Native American reservations. It's fine if you guys smoke it to death, as long as you don't harm Chinese people.
If you look carefully, you can always see a few plainclothes police watching the passing crowds, whether it's at the subway entrance or the highway toll station. If they find any abnormalities, they will come forward to investigate.
In summary, I don't think it's a big deal that Kyle is carrying marijuana, and I don't think it has anything to do with me. I only speculate that he will one day turn into dementia from taking drugs.
Another reason to not let him get close to Ai Mi.
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