I never figured out what kind of material Eunuch Cao was making or what kind of evil use it would have. I only heard that Eunuch Cao gathered a small group of youths with rotten hearts and formed a "First Night Loss Analysis Group". They focused on discussing what the girls in the class would say in that situation.
They analyzed that Gong CaiCai might say: "Please don't do that …" Xiong YaoYue might say: "Take that ugly thing away!" As for what the class leader would say, they debated for a long time and never came to a conclusion.
The next day, which was Thursday, it was time to collect the "original underwear" from Shu Zhe during lunch break.
In the shade of the school building, Shu Zhe handed me the strawberry underwear in a plastic bag. His movements were sneaky.
I looked through the plastic bag. Compared to before I handed it to him, there were a few more wrinkles. I'm not sure if it was a full three days, but it was definitely worn for a while.
"You didn't jerk off while wearing this underwear, right?" I asked.
Shu Zhe revealed an expression of disbelief.
"Bro Ye Lin, what are you talking about! How could I do such a perverted thing. Also, I have a girlfriend, only a loser would jerk off! "
Hmph, don't lie, that girlfriend of yours is just for show. You guys don't have any real progress, the main purpose is to use each other as decorations.
The reason I asked this is because some people say that wearing the underwear of the opposite sex makes them excited. If Shu Zhe couldn't help but jerk off and the underwear was stained with a suspicious white liquid, the customer who received the underwear would be furious.
How am I supposed to deal with this eyesore? Do I have to explain: "This thing is called semen stain, of course it's not Miss Model's, it was left behind by someone else. That's right, as long as you don't give a bad review, you can treat it as if it was left behind by me …"
Is that it? Then I would really be an incurable pervert!
I checked the underwear over and over again. Fortunately, I didn't find any special stains. Shu Zhe seems to pay attention to his personal hygiene.
After satisfyingly putting away the underwear, Shu Zhe suggested that I treat him to lunch.
"I'm hungry! I haven't had a proper meal for the past three days because I was constantly on tenterhooks! Treat me to a snack street! I'm considered an employee of your online store, so it's not too much to offer some employee benefits, right? "
I thought that since I missed the meal time at the cafeteria and my stomach was growling, I agreed to his request.
However, he didn't go to a fast food restaurant according to his standard. Instead, he chose a snack shop in Shaxian.
On such a hot day, Shaxian Snack didn't even have an air conditioner. There was only a small and old electric fan on the ceiling, blowing the dull wind weakly.
The dissatisfied Shu Zhe complained to me while picking the cilantro leaves from the pork ribs wonton:
"Brother Ye Lin, you're so stingy! You earned so much dirty money from the online store, but you only treated me to this! "
How did I earn black money? Dad and I have always operated in good faith, providing quality services to lonely men and women from all over the world, ensuring that they torment themselves to death. No matter how he thought about it, it was his first time selling original underwear! And what right do you, an accomplice, have to accuse me of being black-hearted!
Since Shaxian Snack did not have an air conditioner, there weren't a lot of people eating lunch today. The boss had nothing to do, so she leaned on the stove and taught her fourth grade son math problems.
For one of the math problems, the boss said the answer was 3, but her son insisted on saying the answer was 6. The mother and son argued more and more until they got into a heated argument. Thus, the Lady Boss rushed to the lobby with the exercise book. She looked at the customers in 28 Middle's uniform and yelled, "Come on!
"Who knows how to do elementary school math problems! I'll give anyone who can do it for free! "
My schoolmates all lowered their noble heads at the same time, because they were the same as me, they already heard the question clearly — — it was a freaking Olympian math problem! The difference between an Olympian math problem and a normal math problem is like the difference between a lawyer and a mage!
I really don't know! All these years of studying were wasted! I can't believe I'm a science student!
I didn't expect Shu Zhe to giggle, take the pen and paper from the boss, and write down the answer and solution.
The correct answer was 5, both the boss and her son got it wrong.
"Ah, there really is an expert!" The boss gave a thumbs up, "I'll give you guys a free meal! If you can tutor my son in math, then you won't have to pay for meals here in the future! "
"Then forget it." Shu Zhe declined, "I don't have time to be a tutor."
After the boss went back to reprimand her son, Shu Zhe quietly said to me: "Who would come to Shaxian Snack every day, I would lose face if my classmates saw me!"
Bastard, you dare look down on Shaxian Snack! Don't you know that Shaxian Snack is actually a secret service organization of the Celestial Empire? Shaxian Snack is responsible for the capture of Saddam and the death of Bin Laden! Did you know that the auntie just now is actually an underground party member, she knows 13 Paths of Army Killing Fist, and her internal strength is only second to the captain of the city management!
After Shu Zhe solved the Olympiad math problem in front of many students, he proudly raised his tail.
"Hmph, bro Ye Lin, I'm smart, right?"
What's there to brag about, it's just that you got fifth place in the provincial Olympian math competition in elementary school, maybe you already solved this problem!
"Bro Ye Lin, don't be unconvinced, people are born with different IQs! But don't be too discouraged, even if this generation doesn't have enough time, there's still a chance to make the next generation smarter! "
"Make the next generation smarter? What method can make the next generation smarter? "
"Haha, you don't even know that? Of course it's to get the genes of smart people, then find a smart girlfriend to marry! "
After drinking a mouthful of soup, he continued: "My sister is as smart as me, if you want to change the fate of the next generation, you can only do it now!"
So you're still trying to sell your sister! Do you really want to be my brother-in-law that much!
If I become Shu Sha's boyfriend, you can use my name to strut around in school, and you can directly ask me for pocket money, right?
What wishful thinking! Why don't you ask your sister if she's willing? She's been treating me quite coldly recently (although it's mostly my fault)!
"Not only is my sister smart, but she also has a great figure!"
Shu Zhe was like a dedicated salesman.
"Tsk, you make it sound like you've touched her before."
"Eh? Why would I want to touch my sister! It's clearly brother Ye Lin who wants to touch her! "
I did not respond. You have to know that I have no interest in the class leader's elegant swan-like neck, her towering breasts, her tall and straight figure, her incredibly narrow waist, and her beautiful long legs … I have never even thought about it!
"Brother Ye Lin, there's no point in pretending you don't like my sister, I've already seen through it — — also, are you a lolicon?"
"Nonsense! You're the lolicon! If I was a lolicon, I would have even less reason to like your sister! "
"Don't worry, I was just asking casually, you scared me with such a big reaction … So you're saying that out of the two childhood photos you bought of my sister, you prefer the one in elementary school?"
Is he referring to the one where the class leader was sitting on a mat wearing cotton stockings? Compared to the one where she was riding a bicycle in kindergarten, I would definitely prefer this one!
"So, brother Ye Lin likes stockings, not lolis?"
"Cut the crap, what are you trying to say?" I impatiently tapped my fingers on the table, "Can you find a photo of your sister wearing stockings?"
Shu Zhe rolled his eyes at me, "I can't find it, I can't find the swimsuit photo either … but do you remember? Last time I … when you spanked my butt, my sister told me to throw away the wig and female clothing I bought online, but brother Ye Lin said the cosplay clothing could be sold, so I didn't throw it away … "
You still have the face to bring that up! Other than the wig, there was also a shirt, two miniskirts, and black stockings. Did you sell it!
"The wig was quickly sold, but the remaining clothing was a bit hard to sell. Recently, some female netizens expressed interest, but they wanted to see how it would look on their body …"
"That's easy!" I ridiculed, "Didn't you take a lot of photos wearing those clothes before? Even if your sister deleted the photos, can't you just take another one? "
Shu Zhe mysteriously wiped his mouth with the napkin he had brought along and said,
"Today's Thursday, do you want to come to my house on Friday after school?"
"Why would I go to your house? Is there dinner? "
"Brother Ye Lin, you're such a glutton, you only know how to eat! I'm telling you, come a bit later, 8 pm … you might run into something great! "
"What great thing?" I was full of doubts, "Wouldn't your sister have already washed the dishes at 8 pm? Is there a midnight snack? "
Shu Zhe would never tell me what good thing was waiting for me. He only said he would go shopping with his girlfriend, so he would leave a spare key under the door mat. He told me to open the door myself and not to knock.
I felt like Shu Zhe, who could easily solve math Olympiad questions, might have set up a trap for me, so I didn't take his suggestion seriously.
After I got home, I mailed the original underwear to Cilantro Buns, hoping Shu Zhe's youthful body scent would satisfy him.
In the blink of an eye, it was already Friday night. After eating a bowl of beef noodles downstairs, I watched the time slowly pass until 7: 25. My heart couldn't calm down.
Shu Zhe told me to go to his house and even prepared a spare key, what good thing is he planning? Today, he reminded me again, saying that this was a rare opportunity that could not be missed. If I didn't go, I would definitely regret it.
Um … since it's pretty cool outside after sunset, I might as well jog!
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