In the end, the practice match ended with a score of 26: 16. It made Niu ShiLi and the others realize the gap between them and urged them to practice even harder. I should have achieved my goal.
But compared to that, the news of me touching Xiong YaoYue's chest spread like wildfire and created a bad influence on me.
Someone asked Xiong YaoYue why she didn't slap me. Xiong YaoYue giggled and said:
"It's fine, I won't get angry if Ye Lin touches me. He already promised to treat me to ice cream!"
Hey! That's wrong! No one would know that you think I'm gay, so you don't mind being touched! Also, I only agreed to treat you to ice cream because you performed a lot of PE committee member duties for me. Don't associate touching your chest with eating ice cream!
Although the class leader was against gossiping, the wind will not stop even if the tree desires peace, so the rumors quickly spread to the class leader's ears.
Thus, the class leader looked at me with disdain for the entire Tuesday afternoon. When Gong CaiCai was collecting the test papers in English class, the class leader couldn't help but say:
"Don't go collect Ye Lin's test papers, he might treat you to ice cream."
After being spread by the girls, Gong CaiCai already understood the meaning of 'treat him to ice cream'. She trembled as she walked next to my table and subconsciously covered her swollen chest.
"Ye, Ye Lin classmate, can you give me your English test papers?"
She lowered her head and looked at me with innocent eyes.
I handed her the English test paper with multiple choice questions. For the first time, she didn't immediately leave, instead, she whispered:
"Um … I know I shouldn't say it, but the class leader is a really good person …"
Huh? What does collecting English test papers have to do with the class leader being a good person?
Gong CaiCai seemed to have made a lot of determination in order to say the following words.
"Can you … please don't treat anyone else to ice cream, just treat the class leader to ice cream!"
So it's because I touched Xiong YaoYue's chest! You came to complain about the injustice for the class leader, but you're not letting her down for taking care of you!
Do you think I've already touched the class leader's chest because you saw me kiss her? Actually, I didn't! I actually wanted to treat the class leader to ice cream, but I didn't have the chance!
Don't presume that I have delusions about all girls' breasts, okay! Especially you! You're the biggest chested girl in class 2-3, you don't have the right to accuse me of treating people to ice cream.
I glared at her angrily. Gong CaiCai immediately reverted to her cowardly self and ran away. She almost tripped on the way back.
The strange thing was that Xiao Qin, who was supposed to have the strongest reaction to this matter, had not expressed her opinion.
With an indescribable smile on her lips, she scribbled in her exercise book with her pencil all through the class, and when I chanced to see what she was drawing, I was horrified.
What the f * ck is this? Is this a test picture for schizophrenics? Guessing whether it was a cow or a butterfly from a pile of ink? It was as if I saw kitchen knives and wailing human faces under her brush strokes! Although there was no painting technique to speak of, the resentment that was about to come out was more like a talisman than a painting! He would definitely have nightmares if he placed it at the head of his bed!
Xiao Qin turned to me with a smile after she vented her emotions with her painting:
"Ye Lin classmate, I want to eat ice cream, treat me after school."
"Okay, okay." I replied with a trembling voice. Why do I feel like Xiao Qin would take out the kitchen knife on her back if I refused!
"Well, you don't have to treat me to Haagen-Dazs, just treat me to McDonald's ice cream."
Xiao Qin still had a smile on her face, but it was suddenly covered with frost, as if she had just returned from a trip to Siberia.
"Anyway … I can only eat ice cream cones with my current wealth …"
Eh? What … do you mean?
I thought Xiao Qin would be furious at me, but she actually apologized.
"I'm sorry, it's all my fault as your girlfriend that you ended up like this."
“？”
"I thought my breasts would get bigger every day after my first period, but it's already been two months and there are no signs of them growing …"
Xiao Qin, who was my girlfriend in name, apologized with a straight face for her small breasts.
"Wuwuwu ~ ~ ~ (> _ <) ~ ~ ~ ~ Ye Lin classmate's long-awaited benefits are gone, so I have no choice but to find substitutes!"
Who's looking forward to your benefits! Who's going to find substitutes! Ever since I saw your smooth, mirror-like breasts in the fifth grade, I don't think you should have any strange bulges. You're already breaking the rules!
After school, Xiao Qin and I each came out of McDonald's with an ice cream, but we were caught red-handed by Gong CaiCai who was returning home alone.
Her lips trembled as she sped up and escaped from our line of sight. She must be thinking: As expected, he treated another girl to ice cream, the class leader is so pitiful!
After we finished eating the ice cream, Xiao Qin led me to a shady area in the subway station. She closed her eyes in front of me and her long eyelashes fluttered, waiting for me to make a move.
Is … is she asking me for a kiss? I'm not being threatened by you, why would I kiss you!
Xiao Qin opened her eyes in grievance when she didn't see any movement from me. She held onto the strap of her bag and looked up at me.
"Shouldn't I let you touch my breasts after eating Ye Lin classmate's ice cream? As your childhood friend and girlfriend, I won't break the rules! It doesn't matter if you think I'm small, it doesn't matter if you look at me with disdain. Please don't hesitate to touch me, let me pay with my breasts! "
Screw you! You have to pay with your breasts after I treated you to ice cream, what kind of rules are those! There are always a lot of pedestrians passing by near the subway station, do you want me to be treated as a pervert!
Xiao Qin blushed and looked like she was about to cry.
"You're not going to touch? Is it because your breasts are small, so there's no value in being touched? I heard sis Ying Ran say that massaging can promote growth! For Ye Lin classmate's future welfare … "
Welfare my ass! Are you treating me as a breast enlargement tool! Massaging can make it bigger. According to your logic, does Gong CaiCai have nothing better to do than to touch herself at home all day!
Xiao Qin's tearful expression was seen by some passersby and they couldn't help but start discussing in private:
"That senior student seems to be molesting her, should we call the police?"
"Don't be nosy, young people nowadays are very complicated, who knows what's going on!"
"But that girl is very pitiful! He had a dangerous expression, he can't be her boyfriend, right? "
Bastards, what kind of irresponsible words are you spouting! I'm not a senior who eats young grass, I'm also a second year middle school student like Xiao Qin! Although there's nothing to be proud of, it's true that I'm Xiao Qin's boyfriend in name, why do you think I'm a bad guy!
Also, even if you guys won't believe it, the person who asked me to molest her was the pitiful girl herself!
At this time, Xiao Qin received a call from her mother, telling her to go home early. She said her uncle would be visiting and they had to eat dinner together.
Xiao Qin could only say goodbye to me and unwillingly took the subway home.
During Wednesday's computer class, I learned PS techniques under Eunuch Cao's guidance. I made the avatars of the entire class (other than Xiao Qin) while listening to Eunuch Cao's idle chatter.
When I pulled out the class leader's avatar from the background, Eunuch Cao couldn't help but ask:
"Master, what do you think the class leader will say on her wedding night?"
I was very confused, what does these avatars have to do with the wedding night? Even if the specifications are similar to the photos on the marriage certificate, middle school students can't get married!
"What are you plotting?" I said, "I was curious last time, what are you going to do with these avatars? If you want to learn PS, you can use other pictures to practice, right? "
"Jie Jie Jie, how can master doubt the disciple's sincerity? I was just asking, I was just curious! "
Speaking of which, I was also a bit curious what the class leader would say on her wedding night.
"Um, maybe she would say 'please take care of me in the future'? No, that's a Japanese saying … 'I hope we can be connected forever'? That's too idealistic. 'I'm not allowed to save money in the future'? That's a bit too realistic … "
"Master, your guess is a bit off! I won't hide it from you, I actually wanted to know what the class leader would say when she was pushed down! "
"What did you say?" I glared at him.
"Master, don't be angry, I was just making a hypothesis! Girls will be pushed down sooner or later, do you think the class leader won't be able to get married with her conditions? "
Um … I can't imagine the class leader becoming a leftover woman, but I also don't want to imagine the class leader marrying someone.
Eunuch Cao held the fat on his chin and thought for a while.
"Um … how about 'You will definitely be punished by the law!'?"
Eh? This doesn't sound like it's a wedding night! If it's said when she was pushed down, then it sounds like she was forced! Eunuch Cao, what's the point of imagining what the class leader would say when she was pushed down!?
Eunuch Cao smiled mysteriously and asked:
"Master, please expand your imagination. If, just if, the person who pushed down the class leader was you, what would you say?"
I raised one of my eyebrows and waited to see what he would spit out.
"'You won't get hurt if you listen to me!', 'Where's your usual prestige?', 'Clamp me down!', which one of these fits your personality?"
Fits your grandma! Are you trying to make a rapist! How is this similar to me at all! Why do I need to understand these strange conversations when I make the avatars of the entire class!
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