But after I saw Kyle who did not learn his lesson and was still doing stunts, I felt like his innocent eyes were not fake.
He spoke to me through an interpreter.
"Put weed in your bag? I didn't do it! It's not like you're smoking, why would I give it to you! "
"Frame you? Because you're my rival in love? What a joke! Whether it's picking up girls or anything else, I've always advocated fair competition! "
He revealed the word "hemorrhoid" on his shoulder.
"See! I think I'm a samurai! We're aboveboard and we don't stoop to being despicable! If you don't agree to help me chase Ai Mi, then I'll compete with you fairly! "
It's probably because Xiao Qin and I called her a lot, many members of the crew now know Ai Mi's real name and they don't call her "Miss Ai Mi 'er" in private anymore.
"I'm aboveboard and I accept my losses. If I lose, I won't lose my gentlemanly demeanor. I'll call you the night before your honeymoon!"
Shut up! Who wants to go on a honeymoon with their sister! Also, how is the word "hemorrhoid" even aboveboard? It's clearly something that grows in a dark place!
Although he refused to admit to framing me, Kyle generously told me that 50 grams of weed were stolen from him a while ago.
"Tsk, I don't know which bastard did it, but don't take other people's things even if you're addicted! It's not easy to get your hands on this stuff in China! "
Although I don't think Kyle's IQ would allow him to play innocent so well (even though he's an actor), in the spirit of the proletariat, I decided to fight him one-on-one. Let's talk about it later.
"Sure!" Kyle agreed, "We samurai are willing to accept any challenge! But this duel should have nothing to do with any despicable schemes, the purpose of this duel should be to fight over Ai Mi! "
Eh? Wait, what does this have to do with Ai Mi?
"Of course it's related!" Kyle threw his motorcycle to the ground and rubbed his palms together, "Whoever wins will be Ai Mi's boyfriend!"
Wait, wait! If that's the reason, then I can't fight you! Of course I can't lose to you, but if I win, I can't hit on my own sister!
At that time, Ai Mi was walking slowly along the lawn with Peng TouSi. When she saw the tense confrontation, her eyes lit up and she childishly raised her hands and shouted:
"You want to fight? That was great! Manservant, quickly turn on the electric arc generator on your chest and kill him with 100,000 horsepower! "
Only Iron Man has an arc generator, okay? Also, where do I get 100,000 horsepower? Do you think I'm Astro Boy? Also, don't randomly refuel without understanding the situation!
Seeing that Ai Mi stood on my side without hesitation, Kyle did not show a particularly upset expression.
"Hmph, although the Goddess of Victory is smiling at you, I will not admit defeat!"
"Pause!" I waved my hand. "The timing isn't right! The reason was also wrong! Let's find another place to fight! "
Kyle laughed three times and raised his voice.
"What? Are the China boys getting scared at the last minute? If you run away, I'll replace you as Ai Mi's boyfriend! "
To think that the old translator at the side could put down his pride and shout out such shameless lines for Kyle! Ai Mi heard every single word. She realized the two men were fighting like male beasts fighting for mating rights, and she was the one being fought over. Even Ai Mi, who was not traditional, blushed!
"So, so low level!" Under the sunlight, Ai Mi's ponytails reflected the golden splendor, accentuating the blush on her cheeks. "You're clearly … clearly a low level creature like a paramecium, yet you dare to make such a vulgar agreement! Let's both die together! "
Although she said that, she refused to leave and stood there wanting to see the outcome of our duel.
Kyle clenched his fists and assumed a boxing stance. After taking a deep breath, he was about to launch a lightning fast attack, but Ai Mi called for a pause.
"It's boring to fight empty-handed! It's the 21st century now, I'll provide you guys with weapons! "
After she finished speaking, she called 005 and told him to bring a baseball bat to Kyle.
Kyle looked at the hard, thick, and long aluminum baseball bat and felt like he was blessed by a goddess. He was so moved that he almost shed tears.
On the other side, Peng TouSi took out a short, black, and small object from his waist and casually handed it to me.
This … they say "an inch longer, an inch stronger, an inch shorter, an inch more dangerous", Ai Mi, are you trying to trick your brother!
But after a closer look, even Kyle was dumbfounded. Because what I was holding in my hand was a .22 caliber pistol!
Damn, you scared me to death! Although the safety might not have been turned on, there's no chance of touching a gun in China! Also, Kyle and I have a cold weapon and a hot weapon, how is this a fair duel!
Originally, Kyle confidently raised his bat and assumed a batter's stance … but I have a pistol! How is he going to return the bullet!
Ai Mi did not think it was unfair for her to distribute the weapons. She raised her hand like a referee and shouted:
"Are you ready? Pull the trigger as soon as I say start! "
Kyle's face turned green.
No shit! How can a baseball bat have a trigger! Is this a duel or a shooting! Isn't it too obvious that she's favoring me!
Right when we were having fun, Auntie Ren rushed out and snatched my gun at a speed I couldn't see. She also kicked Kyle's bat away.
"What are you guys doing!" She fiercely scolded, "Do you guys have nothing better to do and you're even using such dangerous items — — are you itching for a beating? Who's itching for a beating! I'll give you guys a quick one! "
I lowered my head in embarrassment and Kyle immediately stood at attention — — he worshipped Auntie Ren as if she was a god. In his opinion, Auntie Ren perfectly exemplified the power and mysteriousness of Eastern women.
Ai Mi, who didn't watch the duel, said: "Tsk, boring." and walked away. On the other hand, the good-tempered Peng TouSi had a smile on his face and asked Auntie Ren for the two items.
Auntie Ren reprimanded me in Chinese, then reprimanded Kyle in English. She hit us 50 times each, but she still told us to shake hands.
I shook hands with Kyle unwillingly, but he seemed to be sincere — — was he thanking me for not shooting?
When he was about to go to work, he even said goodbye to me in a friendly manner. He didn't translate, but said in horrible Chinese:
"I have an affair, I'll rape you in the afternoon!"
Shut up! I'm the one who wants to rape you!
Wait, that sounds like he's admitting he's gay …
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