The "Death Note" that Xiao Qin bought from the comic shop was, of course, a fake, but a person's mental power was a very mysterious field. Who knew if "Resentment" would really work on others?
That's why the class leader sprained her ankle when she returned to her seat after being stared at by Xiao Qin for a full 40 seconds.
However, it wasn't serious. Rather than saying that it was the effect of the Death Note, it would be more accurate to say that his buttocks were swollen and he couldn't walk smoothly.
Xiao Qin wrinkled her thin eyebrows and murmured,
"Humph, the store manager's lies are useless."
What else do you want? You're not satisfied that the class leader sprained her ankle, do you really want her to have a heart attack? In order to become a criminal police officer one day, the class leader paid a lot of attention to physical training. Her heart was healthier than the average person.
When the topic of her heart was brought up, Xiao Qin suddenly became depressed and said to me:
"I've read a very sad comic before. Because the female protagonist has congenital heart disease, the male protagonist purposely took an allergy drug to save her and died, leaving his heart to his lover!"
Tsk, what's there to be touched about? Many Korean dramas also followed this pattern. If one of the two didn't die, it wouldn't be considered dating!
Don't look at how the two of them were usually fine, as long as they fell in love, terminal illnesses and car accidents would come one after another! It seemed that dating was a high-risk behavior! If you don't fall in love, you won't die. Why don't you understand?
Xiao Qin was still immersed in the tragic love story. She blinked her long eyelashes and looked at me with melancholy in her eyes.
"If you suddenly get congenital heart disease, I will definitely donate my heart to you."
Wait, don't be touched yet! How am I going to "suddenly" get a "congenital" heart disease!
"(* ^ _ _ ^ *) Hehe … at that time, my heart would be beating in Ye Lin classmate's chest. Since my heart only holds Ye Lin classmate, that's where it belongs."
Xiao Qin, who didn't notice the logical error, continued to speak with a smile.
"But … when the time comes, can you talk to my heart? It loves listening to Ye Lin classmate's voice. If it hears Ye Lin classmate's encouragement, it will definitely jump even more happily … "
Happy your ass! Stop being so emotional! I'm going to cry! Even if I really need a heart transplant, I will not accept your donation! According to the law of Korean dramas, one of the lovers must die. I will never choose to be the one who survives!
Ah, damn, while I was in a daze, Xiao Qin already put away the death note. I was going to ask her why she wrote the class leader's name. Was she purposely changing the topic to prevent me from roasting her? But her feelings at that time were very sincere! As expected of a beautiful snake, I can't even tell which is real and which is fake!
Xiao Qin's expression changed faster than flipping a book. In the blink of an eye, she returned to her innocent smile and asked me:
"It's just a hypothesis. If I was the one with congenital heart disease, would you donate your heart to me?"
Donate your head! Haven't you seen Saint Seiya? It's useless to use the same emotional trick on me a second time! Congenital heart disease? Your heart is stronger than a bull's!
"Why are you mad ~ it's just a hypothesis." Xiao Qin pouted, "Even if he donated it to me, I wouldn't accept it. I don't want to live in a world without Ye Lin classmate. I will die happily in Ye Lin classmate's arms. If I could fulfill this wish, I would die with congenital heart disease right now. "
Hey, hey, hey, aren't you a bit late to want congenital heart disease when you're 14? You should have asked Auntie Ren for that when you were still a fetus.
I suddenly thought, if Xiao Qin had congenital heart disease, then she probably wouldn't have been born. Then I wouldn't have the Little Tyrant in my life. I wouldn't have been bullied, I wouldn't have experienced a nightmarish childhood, and I wouldn't have to practice martial arts and take revenge.
Maybe I would follow the footsteps of when I was 6 years old and continue to beg for candy from aunties. I would become a weak and powerless otaku who reads manga and plays games every day.
If I play games well, Xiao Ding from the pet hospital would take me to play Dota and he wouldn't call me a noob anymore, right?
At that time, would I become sworn brothers with Eunuch Cao and discuss H manga and H anime every day?
What would the class leader think of me? Someone who would be bullied and would need protection? I'm younger than the class leader by a day, maybe I would willingly treat the class leader as my older sister.
Also, considering how cute I was when I was a shota, if I didn't have the Little Tyrant's influence, I might have grown into a handsome young man. Would girls like me because of this? Would the class leader like me? Although I might not have a lot of muscles at that time …
Crap! The more I use my imagination, the more Shu Zhe's appearance appears in front of my eyes. Would I, who was never bullied by the Little Tyrant, turn into a weak young man like Shu Zhe, or even turn into a trap?
If I was weak and had a delicate appearance, would there be bad guys (like me) who would force me to wear women's clothing or even T-pants? They might even take nude photos to threaten me and make me do this and that. I would be too ashamed to continue living in this world.
It's too scary, the possibility is too scary. Let's just let Xiao Qin be born. Even if she really had congenital heart disease, let her come to this world with great difficulty and struggle in this cruel world!
Hmm … under this setting, she clearly doesn't have the qualifications to become the Little Tyrant. And if there's a weak girl next door, how would I treat her? Would I turn around and bully her?
No, I definitely wouldn't. Brother Optimus Prime already taught me to sympathize with the weak. Maybe I would take good care of this unfortunate girl next door. I would read her stories, watch anime with her, and maybe even become stronger to protect her.
Damn, what a crappy romance plot! Did the male and female protagonists become lovers just like that? Would the law of Korean dramas appear in the future? Out of the two of them, one would have to die!
Ah, I forgot one point. No matter what Xiao Qin becomes, the fact that Ai Mi is my sister will not change. But Ai ShuQiao said she would use 5 million USD to buy me out of Dong Shan city. Maybe I would accept 5 million USD to treat Xiao Qin's congenital heart disease. Then leave this city?
What a joke! I can't believe I have nothing better to do. Instead of imagining a parallel world with Xiao Qin, why don't I go find Shu Zhe first and ask him why he rebelled against me. Let me bring 500 RMB to him.
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