At 6pm, in order to prove that I was good down there, I cooked some noodles for myself. Then I sat in the living room with my legs crossed and waited for the Five Tiger Punishment Squad to deliver Shu Zhe to my door.
I was originally worried that Shu Zhe would cry, struggle, and cause a ruckus with the Five Tiger Punishment Squad, which would raise the neighbors' suspicions. I never expected that when Xing Xing knocked on my door, I saw Shu Zhe behind him covered in sportswear. His body was limp, and he was being supported by two people. He was even quieter than death.
I welcomed a total of six people into the room and the narrow living room was immediately filled to the brim. I took a closer look at Shu Zhe and couldn't help but frown.
Shu Zhe clearly fainted! Although I couldn't see any external injuries, his face was deathly pale and his limbs were cold! And why are his shorts soaking wet? There was also a strange smell in the air …
Xing Xing scratched the back of his head and apologized:
"Brother Ye, I listened to you and scared him along the way after we tied him up in the car. I didn't expect him to not only faint, but he also peed his pants …"
Damn, did you make Shu Zhe pee his pants! Can you not be so awesome! What kind of lies did you tell him!
According to Xing Xing's explanation, he immediately closed the door after he dragged Shu Zhe into the Mercedes-Benz. He ordered his brothers to press Shu Zhe into the back seat and put a thick black blindfold on him.
Of course, Shu Zhe trembled and asked who they were and why they captured him. Xing Xing remembered my orders and began to make up a story.
"We are the triads of Hong Kong! We're here to take your life! "
I was satisfied with the first sentence. Under the divine dictatorship of the proletariat, only Hong Kong and Taiwan have triads, so it's logical.
"Why, why!" Shu Zhe, whose eyes were blindfolded and his hands were restrained, asked with a sobbing tone.
"Why … why?" The Five Tiger Punishment Squad stared at each other, and finally Xing Xing slapped his thigh:
"Because you angered Brother Ye Lin! You're a strategist, but you want to betray your brother, you're walking towards Yama! "
Okay! You sold me out with the second sentence!
Xing Xing was afraid his lie wouldn't make sense, so he said:
"Do you think Brother Ye Lin is a normal person? Brother Ye Lin is a high-ranking member of Hong Kong's underworld … "
After thinking about it carefully, I felt that I was too young for a high-ranking officer, so I changed my words.
"Brother Ye Lin is the son of … a high ranking member of Hong Kong's underworld!"
You've even turned my dad into a gangster! A senior cadre? Did you see my dad collecting protection fees from Superman Li?
The rhythm of the car engine and the clamor of the Five Tiger Punishment Squad caused Shu Zhe a lot of psychological pressure because he couldn't see or move.
"So, so brother Ye Lin's father is a triad member? No wonder I haven't seen him all day. He's busy committing crimes! "
Your dad is the one who is busy committing crimes! My dad is helping people compile teaching materials, okay!
Xing Xing saw that the lie was effective, so he made it up even more.
"Kid, do you know? Speaking of brother Ye Lin's father, Ye Wen … No, it's Ye Feihong (that's not my dad's name). He's a famous tough guy in the underworld. "
"That's right!" The second tiger of the Five Tiger Punishment Squad followed up, "Mr. Ye Feihong's martial arts are excellent. He can leap onto roofs and vault over walls. There's no brother in the underworld who doesn't admire him!"
The remaining three tigers also joined in the discussion. They talked about the non-existent Ye Feihong as if it was the truth.
"The battle where Mr. Ye smashed up the Blue Mouth Dojo was a classic! The Japanese were all dead! "
"In my opinion, the massacre at the octagonal pavilion was the best. He sprayed with an Uzi submachine gun and the other side could only cry for their parents!"
"I heard Mr. Ye is also very knowledgeable about interrogation techniques!"
"That's right! Anything like a tiger stool is a small matter, but you should at least start with a soldering iron in the eyes! Mr. Ye is ruthless! The head of the Yamaguchi-gumi, NotWearingPants, was tortured by Mr. Ye, and in the end, she was willing to kneel down and drink urine! "
"Compared to his father, brother Ye Lin is kindhearted and benevolent!"
"That's right! Someone offended him and he still wanted to let him live — — when Mr. Ye Feihong heard about this, he was furious and immediately sent us to sink you to the bottom of Dongshan Lake! "
Uncle Zhang, who was in charge of driving, couldn't help but laugh when he heard the Five Tiger Punishment Squad's words becoming more and more outrageous.
Shu Zhe originally didn't believe it and thought these students around his age were joking. But when he suddenly heard the laughter of an adult, he thought back to when he was forcibly kidnapped. The other party seemed to be driving a three-row Mercedes-Benz. It seems illogical to spend so much money for a joke.
In addition, the Five Tiger Punishment Squad stopped talking nonsense and began to talk about all kinds of secrets in the circle of hoodlums. For example, who slept with whose girl, who was cut until shit came out, who was shot by a homemade gun and became disabled, who was sent to the police station and couldn't get out … ….
Don't look at how unprofessional the Five Tiger Punishment Squad was when it came to hoodlums, but they were extremely good at gossiping. Bloody facts came one after another and a terrifying atmosphere floated in the air. The more they talked, the more Shu Zhe believed that the five people around him were all cold-blooded villains and he was about to lose his life.
The panicked Shu Zhe hurriedly begged:
"Fellow heroes! Grandfathers! Spare me! You guys … I'll do anything you want! Don't kill me! I don't want to die yet! "
Xing Xing spat at Shu Zhe's little white face.
"Now you know you were wrong? It's too late! Hall Head Zhang, turn left at the next traffic light and drive to Dongshan Lake. We'll sink him and then find brother Ye Lin to eat seafood! "
Even Uncle Zhang, who was driving, was upgraded to Hall Head Zhang from Xing Xing's mouth.
"Don't, don't sink me!" Shu Zhe shouted and struggled, but he was held down by the people on both sides.
"You can't drown me!" Shu Zhe cried out, "My sister will marry brother Ye Lin in the future! I'm his brother-in-law! You can't do this to me! "
Xing Xing sneered, "Brother Ye is marrying a wife, not a brother-in-law. Your death won't interfere with their wedding night!"
Tiger Xing said: "This brat really talks a lot of shit! Why don't we shoot him first before throwing him into the lake! "
Thus he took out a stainless steel lighter and aimed it at Shu Zhe's head.
Shu Zhe's body trembled violently as he heard the 'click' of the trigger being pulled. He fainted from fright.
The lighter was not filled with gas, so the muzzle did not ignite, but it was enough to make Shu Zhe unconscious and urinate.
The unlucky Uncle Zhang was left behind to clean up the cushion. The Five Tiger Punishment Squad covered Shu Zhe in sportswear and made him look like a drunk person. They carried him all the way up the stairs and brought him to my living room.
I was a bit dissatisfied with how dirty they made Shu Zhe, so I pointed to the bathroom and said:
"Two people, take off all of Shu Zhe's dirty clothes, wash him and give him to me!"
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