Xiao Qin was humming the theme song of "Pleasant Goat". She was as happy as when I picked up fifty cents on the road in elementary school.
Other than textbooks, her Hello Kitty backpack seemed to have a lot of other things in it.
First was a bag of mangoes she brought from home. Not only did she give it to me, but she also gave it to Loud Mouth and the other girls.
"Wow, she actually opened the warehouse for food relief!" Loud Mouth said while eating, "Xiao Qin, did something good happen to you!"
Xiao Qin made a (~ ̄ ▽ ̄ ~) expression and mysteriously refused to say.
Finally, a mango was passed to the class leader. The class leader happily ate it when she heard Xiao Qin brought it for everyone, but I was a bit worried the mango was poisoned.
But I was the first one to eat the mango, and I picked it myself. Even if Xiao Qin brought Loud Mouth and the others along to poison the class leader, I don't think she would poison me, right?
Xiong YaoYue was in a daze in front of the classroom with a leaf in her mouth, but she was attracted over when she saw the commotion.
She realized I was thinking and didn't wipe my mouth clean after eating the mango. The corners of my mouth were stained with orange pulp. Xiong YaoYue widened her eyes and blurted out:
"Damn, Ye Lin, did you eat shit?"
You're the one who ate shit! Even if the mango is a bit yellow, you should pay attention to your image as a girl! Don't be so manly!
At this time, Xiao Qin handed me a lemon and said: "Ye Lin classmate, you should also eat this!"
I didn't take it, "Is it sour? I don't really like sour things. "
Xiao Qin lectured me seriously: "How can you not eat it just because you don't like it! This is the antidote! "
Antidote!? So the mango was poisoned! Are you willing to let 1/3 of the girls die with you in order to get rid of the class leader!
"Aiyaya (̄ ▽ ̄) ~ *, look how scared Ye Lin classmate is, I was just joking! Only the sinister second female lead would do something like poisoning! "
She put away the lemon after she finished speaking, but it didn't escape Loud Mouth's eyes. She cut it open with a knife and gave it to everyone.
"(* ^ _ _ ^ *) Hehe …" Xiao Qin looked at me proudly, "Now I'm not worried about Ye Lin classmate being stolen."
Huh? Why is she suddenly so confident! What was the reason? Do you think you're going to win just because the class leader has been cold to me for the past two days?
"So annoying ~?" Xiao Qin covered her burning red face, "I can't believe you're asking me why. It was clearly because you couldn't hold back and forced yourself on me."
Wait … wait a minute! What did you say? Who forced themselves on you? When did this happen? Why didn't I know about it?
In biology class, Xiao Qin took out a delicate insulated lunch box from her backpack. She used her textbook as a cover and ate it by the spoonful.
I noticed that her 'brunch' was filled to the brim with red bean rice with a red date in the middle.
Xiao Qin saw my doubtful gaze and explained:
"Shoujo mangas are all like this. After a girl becomes a woman after that night, she must eat red bean rice! I made it myself this morning. I was almost late! "
Who cares if you're late or not? It's a Japanese custom to eat red bean rice after losing your virginity. Why are you learning from them? And who turned you into a woman!
"Of course it's you classmate! It's so embarrassing … You were so rough last night! "
Who was rough! Did I sleepwalk to look for you? That's impossible! Auntie Ren wouldn't let me in either! But there's no reason for Xiao Qin to tell such an obvious lie …
Could it be that the one who took Xiao Qin's virginity was someone else and I was unknowingly cuckolded?
Damn, this is too unfair! It's like when Xiao Longnu was raped by Yin Zhiping, but she thought the other party was Yang Guo. How can I take this lying down!
Although Xiao Qin is only my girlfriend in name, I won't let other men touch her! I've been bullied by the Little Tyrant for so many years, I'm going to get back at Xiao Qin! It's none of your business!
However, Xiao Qin has androphobia and she won't allow other young men to approach her. How could she mistake the other party for me, unless …
Unless the other party looks like me! Damn, there's actually someone like that! Isn't he the depressed bro who plays Jin Ling Young Thug Wu Sheng in a movie with Director Cao?
Damn, how dare you get on my woman! Do you want to die! I'm going to dig out your heart and liver!
After calming down, I felt something wasn't right. First of all, depressed bro doesn't know martial arts, so he can't pass Auntie Ren's test. Also, he and Xiao Qin don't have any interactions, maybe they've never even met face to face, and they don't even know each other's names.
Most importantly, Wu Sheng's nickname of "Brother Melancholy" wasn't just for show. In the Drama Academy, his first and second girlfriends both suffered from depression and dropped out of school. Rumor had it that he never had sex with either of them because he "couldn't feel the fun." Why would a person who's better off dead have the time to NTR me and touch my girlfriend?
Xiao Qin had no idea what I was thinking. She happily finished her red bean rice, wiped her mouth, pressed her hand on her flat belly and said:
"I stored a lot of fluids last night, how about we lay an egg tomorrow!"
Who gave you fluids! I didn't even give you a solid one! Also, the biology teacher is on the podium. You forgot that you're a mammal and you're planning to lay an egg. She would be very sad if she found out!
Also, you can lay an egg in one day, so the father of the egg is an alien! It was he who changed into my appearance to force himself on you! You were tricked by an alien!
I hesitated and asked Xiao Qin about the details of last night, but Xiao Qin refused to tell me with a red face.
"Such an embarrassing thing … how can I say it out loud!"
"Anyways … Anyways, Ye Lin classmate took the initiative … First, he stripped me naked, then he used his tongue on my entire body … even there …"
"The naughty Ye Lin classmate purposely tickled me. While I was laughing, he took away my precious thing."
"Although I felt a bit suffocated being pressed down, I was still very happy …"
"I rode on Ye Lin classmate's body and thought I wouldn't be afraid of someone else taking it away …"
"Wait!" I asked, "You were still down there, right? Why did you change positions? "
Xiao Qin once again covered her face with her hands:
"So, so embarrassing! The first time I did it with Ye Lin classmate was on top, how can I say something like that! "
Damn, didn't you say it already! Also, which Ye Lin classmate are you on top of!
Xiao Qin lowered her voice, but her face was still as red as the sunset.
"Because Ye Lin classmate is extremely perverted and it's hard to satisfy him, so I could only cooperate with you and change positions …"
The more I listened, the more I felt something was wrong. In fact, when comparing a man's sexual ability to a woman's, it's like comparing an ant to an elephant. Haven't you heard the saying 'there are only tired cows, there are no spoiled fields'?
I remember there were two intrepid sisters in America who once had a sudden whim and received 500 men in one day. Afterwards, they only felt their backs and legs ache.
Coincidentally, among the Russians, there was a man who also did the same thing. With vodka and Viagra, he did it with two women 36 times in one day. In the end, he died on the spot due to exhaustion.
It can be seen that when a woman begs you in bed, it's not because you made her unhappy and she wants to sleep, it's because she's kind-hearted and wants to satisfy your vanity.
If Xiao Qin keeps changing positions, no matter how energetic the other party is, even if the other party is an alien, they would still be squeezed dry by you!
After the battle at the construction site, I knew that the Little Tyrant was no longer my opponent and I was secretly pleased — — how could you steal back the limelight in bed so quickly!
You … you're not a woman, you're a juicer! Sooner or later, I'll be squeezed dry by you until I die!
Xiao Qin suddenly sighed.
"Sigh, I followed Ye Lin classmate's every move, but Ye Lin classmate was still unsatisfied, his nostrils were getting bigger and bigger … In the end, we both grew wings and lingered on cumulonimbus clouds before Ye Lin classmate gave me the precious seed …"
Wh … what? Grow wings? Cumulonimbus clouds? Don't tell me the rain that falls on the mortal world has something to do with us! I've let down the farmers and the 'Song of the Rain' actors! However, after careful analysis, I still want to say to you loudly: You are dreaming!?
"Yeah." Xiao Qin blinked her innocent eyes, "It's the dream I had last night! Didn't Ye Lin classmate also enter the dream? "
I looked at her with a gaze of disdain.
"Um, um …" Xiao Qin put her index fingers together with a lack of confidence, "Were you satisfied with my performance last night?"
Satisfied my ass! You made me worry for half a day, so it was just a dream! What does it have to do with me if you have a wet dream at home!
"How is it unrelated!" Xiao Qin wanted to rush over and hug my arm, but she couldn't do so under the gaze of the biology teacher.
"It's not a normal dream! It was the brainwaves of lovers colliding together, a pre-wedding rehearsal! Ye Lin classmate must have also come, but he doesn't admit it and doesn't want to take responsibility! "
Take responsibility my ass! According to your logic, there are at least 5 million people in China who have dreamt of Sora Aoi. If they all have to take responsibility, then wouldn't Teacher Cang have to sacrifice his life for the country!
"I don't care!" Xiao Qin pouted, "Anyways, Ye Lin classmate and I already have a 'dream intercourse' relationship! You're not allowed to look at other women in the future! "
Dream … dream intercourse!? I can't believe you can think of that! Are you hopelessly retarded! For the sake of my descendants' IQ, not only do I want to see other women, I also want to have a harem!
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