In order to eliminate the influence of Xiao Qin's retarded brain waves, I took out my phone to manage the online store.
Last night's update was a picture of Shu Zhe in a leopard print bodysuit. After I Photoshopped it, it received a lot of praise from the customers who browsed through it.
Some said: "I have a nosebleed! Miss model is too cute! I'm looking for a high price for her contact information! "
Others said: "It looks like her breasts are a bit bigger than last time … did she get breast implants? No matter what, there's a cleavage! "
Actually, that cleavage was added bit by bit using the Photoshop techniques Eunuch Cao taught me. It really took a lot of effort. After uploading it, because he had spent too much brainpower, he almost uploaded a nude photo of Shu Zhe with his little dick exposed. That would have been too embarrassing.
With such an eye-catching model as a signature, seven sets of leopard print bodysuits were immediately sold. All of them were good reviews, except for one that wrote:
"Why does my wife look so different when she wears it? (Note: My wife weighs 300 pounds) "
No shit! This is a standard leopard print bodysuit. Your wife should be cosplaying a doraemon instead of a leopard girl!
Another person raised doubts about the color of Shu Zhe's eyes:
"Why is Miss model's eyes brown one moment, then purple the next, is she wearing contact lenses?"
No, it's just that I purposely photoshopped Shu Zhe's eyes so no one would recognize him (and don't mistake him as the class leader). But it's not a bad idea to let him wear contact lenses, that way I wouldn't have to use my shoddy Photoshop skills.
What I didn't expect was that 'Popeye' and 'Cilantro Bun' both sent me messages at the same time to buy Shu Zhe's leopard print bodysuit.
Popeye: "I was waiting for this! Original price ¥200? I'll pay triple! I'll buy it for ¥600! "
Cilantro Bun: "You have to give it to me! Especially that thong! ¥400 should be enough, right? "
I snickered in my heart. This Cilantro Bun thinks he's rich, but he's always stingy with his bids.
Thus I replied to Cilantro Bun:
"I'm sorry, someone already offered ¥600. It's the one who bought the nurse uniform last time."
Cilantro Bun was furious: "What! You dare steal from me! I'll pay ¥1200! Pack them up and send them to me right now! "
He really bought six sets of leopard print tights, which were originally priced at 200 yuan, and left a note: You know.
This profit … is too damn scary! The politics teacher had taught wrongly! Technology is not the first productive force, perverts are the first productive force!
Although I didn't want the adult goods store to degenerate into a perverted goods store, everyone always said that the customer's requirements were the goal we worked hard to achieve. Moreover, I couldn't refuse a deal that could bring me more than a thousand dollars in profit! If they had to blame someone, they could only blame those perverts for being too rich!
Thus, the shirt was sold to Cilantro Buns. Popeye lost the competition and looked very disappointed.
In order to comfort him, I mentioned the original underwear business and hinted: "Miss Model doesn't have any reservations right now. If you don't act, someone else will beat you to it."
Popeye was indeed smart. He immediately chose a pair of translucent black lace panties and added 200 yuan to the original price. He wanted the model to wear it for three days.
According to how embarrassing the underwear was, I should have charged ¥100 per day, but considering Popeye was an old customer, I told him it was a special discount and I would return to the original price next time. Popeye expressed that he was very moved and would always support our perverted goods store.
Damn, he already called us a perverted goods store! Will my dad praise me or scold me when he sees that I added a new business to the store?
During lunch break, I saw Eunuch Cao treating Xiong YaoYue to ice cream (It wasn't Haagen-Dazs, but Xiong YaoYue didn't reject any). The condition was for Xiong YaoYue to answer a few questions.
The ice cream was frozen hard, so Xiong YaoYue held it in her mouth. Her cheeks were puffed up and she said with a muffled voice:
"Ask away. I'll give you a higher number if I'm in a good mood. "
Eunuch Cao nodded and bowed. He held a pen and paper and asked like an interviewer:
"Xiao Yue Yue, what would you say if someone hurt you?"
I didn't say it, but I knew in my heart that Eunuch Cao was definitely collecting strange information to enrich the so-called material library for class 2-3.
Xiong YaoYue raised her eyebrows and pulled out the entire ice cream from her mouth. She said angrily: "Hurt me? Did he do it on purpose? "
Eunuch Cao looked up at the sky: "He probably did it on purpose …"
Xiong YaoYue was furious, "He clearly knew it would hurt, but he still hurt me! He's courting death! I'll definitely yell: Fuck you!! "
A drop of cold sweat dripped down Eunuch Cao's forehead, "Sis Yue Yue, can you say something else? It's not very appropriate in that situation. "
"I'm not changing. I think it's appropriate. " Xiong YaoYue stuffed the ice cream back into his mouth. At this time, the ice cream had softened a lot. She bit off half of it with a crunch. Eunuch Cao shuddered at the sight and slipped away dejectedly.
"What a strange question …" Xiong YaoYue said to herself. She turned around and saw me, then she waved at me: "Haagen-Dazs — —"
You're the one called Haagen-Dazs! I promised I would buy it for you! It's just that I don't have time today! Don't pester me every day! You loser! You're not cute at all! No wonder the headteacher didn't care when he saw you with other boys!
That night, after Shu Zhe finished his sister's cooking, he ran to my house to pick up his uniform. Looking at his walking posture, he seemed to be on guard against me.
Since the store's business was surprisingly good today, I was in a good mood, so I didn't make things difficult for him. Other than returning the new uniform to him, I also gave him ¥100 as a bonus.
"What's this money for?" Shu Zhe asked vigilantly while holding down the corner of his clothes, as if I gave him money just to make him take off his clothes.
"It's your reward — — since you didn't make my sister angry today and I'm in a good mood, I'm giving you a bonus." I replied casually.
Shu Zhe squinted his eyes to see if it was real or not, then he put the money away.
"Hmph, it's not much, but it's better than nothing!"
Heh! You're still talking to me! Will you only be satisfied if you sit around and collect money like the Red Cross?
I took out the black lace panties that Popeye ordered and told Shu Zhe to wear them for three days.
"Again!?" Shu Zhe had an expression of disbelief, but he immediately put on a businessman's face: "How much money can I get this time?"
I stuck out two fingers: "¥200."
"¥200?" Shu Zhe acted like he was insulted, "The strawberry panties last time was ¥300! This time, the panties are so embarrassing … why did I get less money? "
Well, it's because the profit for the original underwear is the underwear, and the original underwear is the original underwear. Last time, the strawberry panties had a low profit margin, so I charged a bit too much. This time, the black lace panties have a high profit margin, and I gave Popeye a discount, so Shu Zhe got less money.
I told Shu Zhe to think long-term. Also, didn't I just give him ¥100 as a bonus? Peace brings wealth. Don't be calculative with me, your boss.
He thought about how compared to yesterday's torture, he didn't do anything today and still got ¥300. He felt better after thinking about it, so he asked me to borrow the bathroom and change into his black panties.
I laughed: "What's the rush? Can't you change at home? Are you addicted to wearing women's underwear? "
Shu Zhe rolled his eyes at me, "It's not safe to keep it in my pocket, what if my sister finds out?"
"Also, when I say I wear it for three days, it's 72 hours, right? Time is money. Does that mean I can immediately make another order after I deliver the goods? "
Damn, his business mind is pretty sharp! He can even throw away his honor in order to make money! The perverted customers of our blogshop are in luck! The "You Choose I'll Wear" service is officially online, so you can book as many traps as you want!
On Wednesday morning, Xiao Qin mysteriously said to me:
"Ye Lin classmate, I had another dream yesterday …"
Did he have another wet dream? Did you have sex with me again! Do you want to turn into a pervert by having wet dreams every day!
"I'm not a pervert!" Xiao Qin said unhappily, "Ye Lin classmate, you have to take responsibility!"
You're still saying you're not a pervert? Didn't you say you're taking responsibility from yesterday's wet dream!
"Um … actually, yesterday's dream was a continuation of the dream from the day before yesterday …"
Damn, is this a drama! What was the plot of yesterday's dream?
"(* ^ _ _ ^ *) Hehe … what else could it be? It's the crystallization of our love. "
What, did you have a child? Your drama progressed a bit too quickly! Don't tell me you're still dreaming about breast-feeding your child?
At this point, Xiao Qin lowered her head in shame.
"Ye Lin classmate, I'm sorry. Because of some indescribable power, our child couldn't drink milk and became skinny."
What kind of indescribable power! Isn't it just your flat chest! Then did you think of a way to help the child!
"I … of course I did! But halfway through, the class leader rushed out and said she wanted to help me breastfeed my child, so I immediately sent her flying with a kick! "
Fuck, you're definitely decisive in your dreams! Sending the class leader flying has always been your wish! Also, why does the class leader have breast milk!
"After the class leader became a star in the sky, I went to the supermarket to buy the most expensive milk powder. Our child finally doesn't have to starve anymore!"
So you're using milk powder to solve it? Breast milk is the most nutritious and can also increase immunity!
Xiao Qin suddenly sped up her speech and her expression became anxious.
"But I didn't expect that such an expensive milk powder would contain melamine! After our child drank the milk powder, he immediately foamed at the mouth and fainted! "
"What happened? What happened? "
Xiao Qin sat up a bit worriedly, "I don't know what happened either. My alarm went off when he started foaming at the mouth. It looks like we'll have to continue tonight, I'm really worried about our son …"
Niu ShiLi had an unnatural expression when he heard our conversation.
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