After pestering me to eat lunch with her, Xiao Qin laid on the classroom table and slept again.
After waking up, her worried expression was gone and was replaced with a rare maturity and steadiness.
"Ye Lin classmate, our child has finally grown up safely?!"
That fast? Didn't you say in the last episode that it was hard to tell if he was going to die after drinking poor quality milk powder? He grew up this quickly? Also, the signal of your 'sleep TV station' is pretty good? You can watch TV as soon as you close your eyes, you don't have to pay for cable TV anymore!
"Yeah, although our child started foaming at the mouth because of the class leader, but fortunately, he met a big-nosed doctor …"
What does it have to do with the class leader! Didn't he only die because he drank the milk powder you bought? Don't blame everything on the class leader!
Also, where did this big-nosed doctor come from? Is it Dr. Agashi from Detective Conan? You must have come to the wrong set! Don't think that a big-nosed doctor is a good person! According to netizens' speculations, Dr. Agashi might be the boss behind the scenes of an underground organization!
"The big-nosed doctor made a medicine with a nice color. After our child drank it, not only did he get better, he also grew up immediately!"
Fuck, don't casually drink suspicious medicine! Also, based on the effects, is it the opposite of the shrinking medicine that Conan drank? If Dr. Agashi could make this medicine, why didn't he give it to Conan! So he really is the boss of an underground organization!
Xiao Qin looked at me gently with a kind gaze.
"Since our child has grown up and we're also old, Ye Lin classmate, please sit by the fireplace with me and spend our remaining years together!"
You're already saying you're old at the age of 14, how do you expect those single uncles in their 30s to feel! Don't look down on uncles! Even a 61 year old uncle like Putin who just divorced his wife and is planning on welcoming his second spring!
"Ah, how do I fill in my son's college entrance exam application? My child's father drinks and plays mahjong all day, it really bothers me as a mother! "
Xiao Qin played with the bangs in front of her forehead and fell into deep thought.
What, do you think I'm a scumbag husband after getting married? If that's the case, hurry up and marry someone else!!
I thought Xiao Qin was already dumb enough with her continuous dreams. I never expected that at 5: 20 in the afternoon, when I was on my way home from school, Xiao Qin would catch up from behind and cry and say to me:
"Ye Lin classmate, Ye Lin classmate! Our children have been kidnapped!! "
Young and old men, young wives, and young girls looked at us with frightened eyes. They didn't understand how two people who looked like middle school students could have a child.
I angrily asked her to lower her voice and said disapprovingly, "Did you dream again? Have you evolved to the point where you don't need to sleep to dream? "
"No, no!" Xiao Qin shook her head and showed me her seashell phone.
"Our children have really been kidnapped! He even sent us a text! "
I took a closer look and saw what was written on her phone:
"Mom, Dad, I'm being investigated for cohabiting with the opposite sex. Please transfer 10000 yuan to this police card. Zhang Yang: 6228482901278556615 Agricultural Bank. Don't call me. Come out first."
Damn it! This was a f * cking scam! I received one a few days ago! But it wasn't Officer Zhang, it was Officer Lin, and it wasn't 10000, it was 8000. Why did this scammer's appetite increase in two days!
I was so angry that my nose almost became crooked. I said to Xiao Qin: "Ignore him, are you an idiot to believe such a retarded scam?"
Xiao Qin's eyes were filled with tears and she worriedly clutched her phone to her chest.
"I, I know it might be a scam, but what if it's real! What if our child used the big-nosed doctor's invention and traveled from the dream world, and was arrested for cohabiting with the opposite sex. He was tortured, forced to drink pepper water, and sat on a tiger stool. He finally sent us a text, but we treated it as a scam and didn't save him. How sad would he be!! "
What kind of world is this! Why does cohabiting with the opposite sex have to be forced to drink pepper water and sit on a tiger stool! That's the treatment of a martyr! Also, this son of mine traveled through time and space with great difficulty, but he doesn't know his priorities. He didn't come to reunite with his parents first, but found a woman to live with … I don't need this kind of unfilial son!
Like a mother beast protecting her child, Xiao Qin revealed a stubborn expression.
"Even if my father doesn't care, as his mother, I still have to save him!"
Thus, I really called the scammer back and put it on speaker.
I thought no one would pick up, but I didn't expect that after Xiao Qin softly said "Hello?", there was a heart-wrenching cry from the other side.
"Mom! Mom!! Hurry and save me ~ ~ ~ ~!!!! Didn't I tell you not to call? I'm so miserable! I can't hold on any longer! If you have time to talk, hurry and transfer money to the police!! "
It sounded like the voice of a male student. I reckon he was older than us. Moreover, his cries were full of emotions. It was a good representation of the helpless feelings of a lonely student who was detained by the anti-pornography brigade. In terms of the degree of immersion, compared to the so-called "idols" who only know how to say lines, he was miles ahead of them. It's a pity for someone with such excellent acting skills to be someone's son.
Xiao Qin hesitated for a moment, then promised: "Son, son, don't be afraid! Although your father is ruthless, your mom will come and save you! "
Although the other side felt that this' mom 'was a bit young, they were thankful that someone fell for it, so they continued to cry:
"Mom ~ ~ ~ ~ my biological mom ~ ~ ~ ~ Dad is too petty ~ ~ ~ ~ I can only rely on mom to save my life!!"
You're the petty one! You're not allowed to call me dad!
Xiao Qin glared at me as if I was really going to watch my son die, then she softly persuaded the other side of the phone:
"Son, don't be anxious! I don't have any money on me right now, but your grandmother does, I'll ask her! "
Ask Auntie Ren? Just wait for Auntie Ren to hit your head!
"Mom ~ ~ ~ no matter what, hurry up!! I'm going to be tortured to death! If I don't get the money, they'll pull out my teeth with pliers!! "
Holy sh * t! Are you talking about the people's police officers or the triads! You're not allowed to insult the pillars of the country, the guardians of the people!
Xiao Qin anxiously knocked her head. "But, but mom really doesn't have any money right now!! Oh, that's right!!!! "
The other side temporarily stopped crying and showed a very interested expression.
"Son, son, don't you still have half a bottle of the medicine that the big-nosed doctor gave you?"
The other side: "# ¥#%%% … @ @ @ # @ @ @ …&@ @ @&@ #% @ @ @?"
"I always told you to keep it on you, just in case, now is the time to use it!"
"… …"
"Take this opportunity to drink all the medicine, then you can continue to grow bigger and become an attacking giant. Kill all the bad guys that bullied you!!!!"
The swindler on the other side: "Um …" for a while, then took the initiative to hang up.
Did he finally find out that Xiao Qin was retarded? What a waste of calling her mom!
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