Maybe it was because Gong CaiCai took into consideration my large appetite, she ordered a lot of food for me at McDonald's. It was almost like she was feeding a pig.
"Um, since I don't know what you like to eat, I basically ordered everything, I hope you don't mind …"
Gong CaiCai, who was sitting across from me, bowed deeply towards me with an apologetic expression.
Ah, if only Loud Mouth was here. I feel sorry for the North Korean people every time food goes to waste! The president of the HHH enthusiasts club must also be thinking the same thing, otherwise, why would he forbid my dad from making jokes about North Korea in AV reviews?
Thus I stuffed as much meat as I could into my mouth, and I even fed the vegetables in the hamburger to the rabbits.
I must have been very rude when I wolfed down the food. It was completely different from Gong CaiCai's usual table manners, so she couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Although her voice was extremely soft, it was like a thawing glacier and it closed the distance between us. At least she wasn't as scared of me as before, and she didn't stutter as much.
"Excuse me, do you not get scolded even if you feed animals during meals at home?"
Well, when I start eating is when the dog starts eating. Even now, whenever I pick up my bowl at the round table, I always suspect the dog is quietly lying next to my feet.
Although I look down, I can't find it no matter how hard I try.
Gong CaiCai looked around with a guilty conscience. She made sure her family wasn't next to her, then she picked up a vegetable leaf and fed it to the rabbit.
Gong CaiCai was extremely happy when she saw the rabbit chewing. She fed it again and this time she didn't look around.
Gong CaiCai covered her chest with a red face. It seems feeding animals at the dining table was the most rebellious act she could do to her family.
It made her nervous and excited, so she couldn't help but do it many times until the rabbit couldn't accept it anymore.
"I was a bad child today." Gong CaiCai said to herself, "I won't do it again."
What kind of good girl are you? If it was my family, my dad wouldn't care even if I let animals on the table! He might even be masturbating in front of Aya Koizumi in his study!
Huang Yali's songs "By the Butterfly Spring" and "Change a Place to Live" were playing on loop in this McDonald's. I wasn't really interested in pop music, but I really liked these two songs. It was because I felt that it was quite difficult to sing, and it wasn't an overflow of sweet love songs filled with "do you love me or not".
Even so, there were still lyrics like "Why do you only care about her" in "Change Place to Live". After playing it over and over again, the surrounding atmosphere became ambiguous.
A male student from Qing Zi Academy High School was playing a game of sharing fries with his female classmate. At the end of the game, they naturally kissed each other.
However, a Spartan like me wouldn't be infected by the outside world. Just like the beginning, I continued to sweep away everything, like a hungry ghost reincarnated, like Zhu Bajie descending to the mortal world.
When I was full and was about to shamelessly pack up the rest of the food, Gong CaiCai mustered up a lot of courage and lowered her head to plead with me:
"Ye Lin classmate, there's something I've always wanted to tell you, can you not be angry?"
I paused, "Tell me, how can I be angry after eating so much of your food?"
Gong CaiCai lowered her head even more, "That is … since Ye Lin classmate is already with the class leader, then don't be so intimate with Ren XiaoQin classmate … because, because it's wrong to be two-timing!"
It seemed that saying those words consumed a lot of her energy. She blushed and took deep breaths. The two bunnies on her chest bounced up and down in a panic.
Huh? Is there a mistake with first come first serve? The class leader is the latecomer! Also, I already planned it long ago. Not only am I going to two-time, I'm also going to open a harem!
It just so happens that your surname is also Gong. Do you want to enter my harem and be a noble or something? I can arrange for you to stay near the Eastern Palace, which is the class leader, and let her continue to take care of you! But Xiao Qin in the Western Palace will definitely hate you guys to the bone. Maybe one day she'll be strangled and thrown into the Imperial Garden's well!
Gong CaiCai shrunk back when she saw me looking at her without a serious expression.
"Ye, Ye Lin classmate is clearly a good person, why do you have such an evil gaze?"
I couldn't help but laugh: "I'm a good person just because I saved you once? You're too gullible! I'm telling you, learn to be smarter in the future. You can't let down your guard. Even if they've helped you before, they might have bad intentions! "
The main reason I told her this was so she wouldn't fall into the trap of a bad person. It would be troublesome if the class leader or I had to save her!
Gong CaiCai cast her gaze towards the bunnies in the cage.
"But the bunnies really like Ye Lin classmate … you can tell from their eyes … why would Ye Lin classmate say you're a bad person?"
Oh, it's true that I have an aura of intimacy with animals, but bunnies aren't lie detectors, how can they be used as evidence to distinguish between good and evil! Based on how dumb bunnies are, even if you put them in a pot, they would still happily accept a carrot!
I laughed and put on a face of vicissitudes of life:
"There are no 100% good people in this world. The so-called good people all have their own weaknesses. If they can't resist temptation, they will do bad things!"
Gong CaiCai widened her eyes and humbly accepted my advice. It made me even more addicted to being a teacher.
"Well, let's take me for example. Although I saved you on the bridge and you think I'm a good person, I'm also two-timing …"
Gong CaiCai slightly raised her head and said with a voice as soft as a mosquito, "Is it really like the rumors say, that Ye Lin classmate is a pervert …"
So that's what the rumors say! Whatever, since it's like this, I might as well admit it in front of Gong CaiCai!
"… That's right, I'm a pervert, that's why I'm two-timing. Maybe there's something wrong with my prefrontal lobe. Although I know it's wrong, I can't control myself … how about you tell Xiao Qin all the bad things I've done …"
Gong CaiCai revealed a puzzled expression, "Shouldn't you tell the class leader?"
What's the point of telling the class leader! The womanizer plan was made for Xiao Qin, so of course I want the rumors to reach Xiao Qin's ears! It's fine as long as I can piss off the West Palace, I still want to keep the East Palace to raise the Crown Prince!
I held my chin and analyzed Gong CaiCai. I felt like she was too naive as a part of my plan. If I pull her into my harem and pretend to date her, she definitely won't be able to handle the guilt and confess to the class leader the next day. It's better to keep a distance from such a hot potato.
Thus I made a 100% perverted expression and said to Gong CaiCai:
"Men are all perverted. I'm a very, very perverted person. You look like you're easy to bully and your breasts are so big. If you stay with me for too long, I can't guarantee that I won't have bad intentions towards you. You should try to avoid me!"
Gong CaiCai lowered her head in embarrassment after I bluntly mentioned her breasts.
"I, I've been taking growth pills recently. I want to absorb them and use them to grow taller, but it seems to have failed …"
Don't take weird pills! Also, if your breasts disappear, let alone the boys in 28 Middle, even the guy with the knife scar would be sad!
"… I feel like Ye Lin classmate said that on purpose and you don't want me to get close to you. Is it dangerous to be next to Ye Lin classmate?"
"Of course it's dangerous!" I tried to scare her, "Actually, I'm a complete scumbag when it comes to relationships! Do you know the PE committee member? I've already touched Xiong YaoYue's breasts! If you're angry, go tell Xiao Qin! "
"Why would I tell Xiao Qin classmate? I'm not familiar with Xiao Qin classmate … "Gong CaiCai couldn't understand my intentions," Also, Xiao Xiong always bullies me, even if you touched her … she deserves it … "
Huh? It's not like she doesn't resent others! Does she think that I touched Xiong YaoYue's breasts to get revenge for tearing up her skirt?
I held up a finger to remind her to pay attention to what I was about to say.
"Anyway, I'm bad. I'm not as bad as you think, but I'm still bad! In the future, I'll still help you if you encounter danger, but don't come close to me. My intentions aren't pure, I have evil intentions! Treating me to a meal like today is already crossing the line! "
Gong CaiCai didn't seem to believe me.
I don't understand girls, I clearly said I was a bad person, but she still defended me:
"Why would Ye Lin classmate say that? I think the two gentlemen on the bridge … are the ones with evil intentions. Although Ye Lin classmate's gaze is fierce, it's also very pure! "
"Pure my ass!" I snorted, "You're as pure as plain water, but I'm as pure as ink! I can make you puke for three days and three nights if I tell you the evil things I've heard and seen! Do you want to be dyed black? "
I pointed at the rabbit cage on the table, "You only ate one meal with me, yet you didn't listen to your family and started feeding animals on the dining table! What else do you want to do in the future? Race cars and become a motorcycle gang? You're a good student in the eyes of teachers and an obedient girl in the eyes of your parents. Do you want to hang out with a bad classmate like me and turn from a little white pigeon to a black crow? "
"Remember, don't get close to me in the future unless you want to be bad! Understand! "
As if she was shocked by my words, Gong CaiCai watched me leave the McDonald's with a dumbfounded expression, leaving only herself and the rustling rabbits behind.
After school the next day, Gong CaiCai seemed to have recovered her usual fear of me. But I also noticed that whenever I was chatting with Eunuch Cao or someone else, Gong CaiCai would always have a red face and pricked up her ears like the two rabbits. She would curiously and timidly eavesdrop.
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