That night, Director Cao called me from a noisy place and asked me if I got Ai Mi's underwear. He already prepared a bank card with twenty thousand dollars in it, so he could hand over the goods at any time.
"Do you think it's too little?" Director Cao said, "If it's the underwear that Miss Ai Mi 'er just took off, I can even pay thirty thousand dollars!"
No, don't tempt me anymore! Just twenty thousand dollars is already bewitching my pure heart! Recently, I haven't dared to meet up with Ai Mi. On one hand, I'm busy, but on the other hand, I'm afraid I won't be able to resist the temptation of money and will use various methods to steal my sister's underwear!
Also, Director Cao, you really don't feel bad spending sponsors' money! If this goes on, a few pairs of underwear would be enough to squander all of the film's funding! Should I apologize at the end of 'Bloody Battle of Jin Ling' and say, "Most of the film's budget was used to buy loli underwear, so the props were crude and the special effects were crude, please forgive us"?
I told Director Cao I couldn't do it, but Director Cao couldn't hear it because of the loud noise.
"You still haven't gotten it? Then please continue to work hard and bring uncle Cao the loli underwear! "
Then a woman's dissatisfied voice cut in: "Who is it? Don't talk on the phone while dancing ~ "
So it's a dance hall! Did you go looking for an AV actress again? Director Cao, be careful of getting caught by the anti-pornography brigade again!
Director Cao replied to the woman and reminded me again not to forget about the underwear, then he hung up the phone.
In order to divert my attention from the piece of fabric between my sister's legs, I ordered a portion of sweet and sour pineapple pork from downstairs. After I finished it, I turned on my computer and started running my online store.
'Popeye' left a message: "Waiting for Miss Model's original underwear, my little heart is pounding!"
'Cilantro Bun' happened to be online and he sent me a thumbs up emoji:
"The leopard tights are great, and the thong is even better! But I think it was a bit expensive … "
I replied: "Money can't buy happiness, right? Moreover, Miss Model was quite shy. Who knew when she would be able to wear a thong again. This move of mine has shocked everyone, and no one dares to bid anymore … Those who have lost are now crying bitterly on each other's shoulders! "
Actually, Popeye was the only one who failed in the competition. However, wasn't it true that all businessmen were cunning? Also, since he was willing to spend over a thousand kuai to buy authentic lingerie, I figured that his money was definitely not hard-earned.
Cilantro Bun expressed that what I said was reasonable. He was prepared to continue buying the lady model's personal items to show his sincerity until the lady model was moved to get a room with him.
I thought to myself: Wait until you see the 'intimate object' between Miss Model's crotch. You'll probably vomit blood and die.
However, no matter what, he was still a big customer, and he also had the rare property of being a "stupid person with a lot of money". I hurriedly tricked him and flattered him quite a bit.
Not long after, a new customer contacted me. It was an ID I had never seen before, called "Uncle Fireball".
Huh? This name is quite unique. It's said that if a man is still a virgin at the age of 30, he can become a mage and learn all kinds of magic, including "Fade Spell", "Silence Spell", "Spare Fetus Spell", "Good Guy Halo", "Stepping Stone Halo", "Telekinesis" … In comparison, Fireball is a very practical skill.
This senior can learn high-level Fireball, so he's probably a 40 or even 50 year old expert. Please accept my respect! It's an honor to be able to talk to senior! I originally planned on walking the path of a mage. At the time, I thought, if a Spartan with a body full of muscles could learn magic, wouldn't he be able to practice both magic and martial arts?
Uncle Fireball was hesitant at first: "I heard …"
“？”
"I heard from Popeye that your online store seems to be doing special services …"
Huh? Did Popeye tell his friends about him buying the original underwear? I didn't ask him to advertise for me! Why does it feel like our online store is some kind of secret club where regular customers introduce newcomers to achieve the goal of secrecy?
I sent a smiling emoji: "May I ask what products you would like to purchase?"
Uncle Fireball was silent for a while, then he finally made up his mind and replied:
"I also want to buy the model's original underwear! I fell in love with her the first time I saw your store's photos! Can you tell me her name? "
"I'm afraid that's not possible." I replied, "The model's name is private information. Although I'm the store owner, I don't have that authority, but it won't stop me from buying the original underwear:)"
Hmm... maybe in the future, more people will come to ask Miss Model for her name. Should she give Shu Zhe a stage name?
Uncle Fireball was a bit disappointed that he couldn't get the model's name, but he became spirited again when he heard that our store does have original underwear business.
"Hehe, if that's the case, I'll pick this' White Rose Sexy Underwear '! I'll ask the model to wear it for three days, and it would be even better if she did some exercise! I love the smell of girls' sweat! "
Damn, you're already showing your true colors after just a few sentences! As expected of a senior, his perverted level is even higher than Popeye's!
I looked at the 'White Rose Sexy Underwear'. The price and the level of shame were similar to the 'Black Silk Hollow Underwear' that Popeye ordered. No wonder they were friends, even their tastes were surprisingly the same.
The difference was that the 'White Rose Sexy Underwear' was a strappy type of underwear. As long as you gently pulled it like you were untying your shoelaces, the palm-sized underwear would fall off your body. It could be said to be the best flirting item, very dirty and violent.
Speaking of which, if Shu Zhe wore this kind of underwear for outdoor activities, would it accidentally fall out? That would be a huge problem!
But I thought about how lazy Shu Zhe was and didn't participate in any exercise, so I didn't think much of it.
Uncle Fireball added another ¥300 and didn't go offline after buying the 'White Rose'. Instead, he chatted with me.
"Store owner, have you ever thought about expanding your business?"
I became vigilant: "The model only sells her skills, not her body."
Uncle Fireball laughed: "That's not what I meant. I'm saying that the same perverted Japanese stores would sell girls' bathwater or saliva!"
Did they already recognize us as a perverted store? They're already asking me to be on the same level as their Japanese counterparts. Should I also have what they have?
The bathwater is fine, but I don't have a bathtub! The saliva is too disgusting! Although Shu Zhe would definitely be willing to sell it …
"Store owner? Are you still here? I just thought of a good idea … "
"Have you heard of fetus brush? It's a brush made from the hair of a baby, it can be used to commemorate the baby … "
"Um, if the model's hair could also be made into a brush …"
I paused, "Are you talking about hair?"
Uncle Fireball: "Hehe, don't play dumb, you already know."
I suddenly realized and trembled with fear.
Is it because of the hair from that place? Using that kind of hair to make a brush? How would the staff at the fetus brush making store look at me when I take the materials! Also, even if I was willing to sell it, Shu Zhe hasn't even grown any hair yet!
Uncle Fireball, you're too perverted! You instantly surpassed Popeye and Cilantro Buns to become the most perverted of the three customers in the perverted store!
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