What? What did you say? Who's the one on the bottom? You're the beast named Da Xiong!
Xiong YaoYue wiped the tears from her eyes.
"I mean, although I know you're gay, I thought you would be the 'attacker' since you're so strong. I didn't expect you to be the 'bottom'! The one who pretends to be a woman in front of his lover! You're wearing this underwear yourself! I understand, I understand! "
You understand my ass! Are you not going to treat me as the opposite sex when you suddenly put your arm around my shoulder! If you say I'm gay again, I'll prove to you that I'm not!
Xiong YaoYue looked at my face as if she was trying to guess how I should put on makeup to look more like a woman.
"Don't be shy! Don't be shy! Being gay is a cool thing, I won't laugh at you! We're still good brothers, no, good sisters! "
Who's good sisters with you! You're the manly one! If there's someone who's gay, it's definitely you!
Xiong YaoYue looked at me worriedly, "Why don't you admit it! I'm not hostile towards you! Could it be that this underwear wasn't prepared for yourself? "
"Of course not!" I said in a hurry, "This is another man …"
Xiong YaoYue's eyes narrowed.
"Another man gave it to you, or did you plan on giving it to him?"
Screw you! Can't you let me finish my words?!
However, if I think about it carefully, this underwear was worn by Shu Zhe for three days, I can't possibly say something like taking it home and selling it for a high price online, right?
Seeing that my explanation was stuck in my throat, Xiong YaoYue thought she guessed correctly and patted my shoulder.
"I've always heard Little Smart talk about love stories between two men, I never thought it would actually happen in real life! Who is the other party? Is he from our school? Can you tell me? "
Don't listen to that fujoshi Little Smart's teachings! You're not smart to begin with, but after listening to her nonsense, you've become even more stupid!
"Hehe … I won't force you if you don't want to say, since it's personal privacy! But … "
She moved her butt and sat closer to me. Although she covered her mouth, the shape of her crescent eyes betrayed her. I knew she was smirking.
"Bro Ye Lin, since you're even using sexy underwear, you must have experience, right? Hey, what does it feel like to do it with a man? Does it feel heavy down there? Is it comfortable? Would it hurt the first time? Don't be stingy, tell Sister Yue Yue what you know ~ ~ ~ ~ "
What the f * ck is going on? Do you think I'm your best friend? Is she asking me for my experience as a Forerunner? Is she curious to know how the pleasures of the boudoir feel?
Don't you dare insult me, the Spartan! If you really want to know what it feels like to do it with a man, then I'll do it with you! Let's see if you still say I'm gay!
When we returned to school from Henderson Mall, Xiong YaoYue started a running race with me again. Although there was no benefit in getting first place.
For the sake of my dignity as a man, I put in all my effort this time. After sweating a bit, I was finally ahead by two body lengths.
"You're not bad!" Xiong YaoYue smacked my butt, "There aren't many boys that can beat me in 28 Middle! Why don't you join the track and field team? "
Forget it, if I practice every day on the track and field, everyone will notice my short legs. Compared to the other track and field team members, my short legs will definitely be more obvious …
Also, don't casually smack a boy's butt! I know girls often play around with each other, but don't drag me into your circle! I'm not gay, nor am I your best friend. I'm a resolute heterosexual, a 100% man!
Xiong YaoYue wouldn't listen no matter how I explained it to her. Instead, she kept telling me "don't be shy", "Sis Yue Yue will keep your secret", "Gender isn't a problem, true love is invincible!"
Whose sister are you? Isn't the only one older than me in our class? Don't look at me like you're understanding me!
When we parted, Xiong YaoYue put her hand on my shoulder and said:
"Make sure to remind the other person to wear a condom, otherwise it's not fun to get sick …"
Does she think I'm the one suffering? I really want to throw Shu Zhe's underwear on her face!
I'm the one on the offensive! If I wanted to, even you wouldn't be able to get up under me! Although you have the power of around 5 palaces (the palaces here are the units unique to class 2-3), I have the power of 9 palaces! It's more than enough to subdue you! Let's see who's the suffering one when your breasts and butt are all up for grabs!
The afternoon was boring and hot again.
When I was sitting in my seat and drinking the sour plum juice I bought from the store, Xiao Qin who was sitting next to me suddenly stopped drawing. She frowned and asked me:
"Ye Lin classmate, what do you mean by meat toilet?"
Damn you! The plum juice sprayed on the back of the classmate in the front row! He didn't say anything because he was always afraid of me, but I felt bad!
Xiao Qin was bored to death as she played with the pencil in her hand.
"It's like this … in order to learn manga, I joined a few manga QQ groups. Everyone is very active and often post pictures of human bodies for newbies to observe. Unfortunately, there are too many females and no males …"
That's not a human body picture! It's a yellow picture! Which group has that many yellow picture bro!
"Yeah, the things everyone was talking about yesterday were even stranger. They were all abbreviations that I don't understand, like RL, KJ, YS, NS, QJ … I finally found a Chinese word, but I can't understand it no matter how I think about it."
Xiao Qin blinked her doubtful eyes and sent me a pleading look.
"Ye Lin classmate is experienced and knowledgeable, you should know the meaning of this word, right? Is it a plate used to hold meat? "
It's not a plate! The term 'meat toilet' was invented by the Japanese. It's an extremely insulting term towards women. It's roughly equivalent to a 'human meat toilet', it's used for people to vent their desires!
However, from what my dad said, China's very dirty and violent ancestors had already set a precedent in this area. For example, Yan Shifan, the son of the Ming dynasty's treacherous prime minister Yan Song. Every morning when he coughed, there would be dozens of naked beauties who would raise their necks and open their mouths to catch his phlegm. He even gave the maids in charge of catching his phlegm a nickname, 'meat spittle pot'.
No wonder Japan is a friendly neighbor of ours! They learn perverted things so quickly and fiercely! Moreover, the students are even better than the teachers, it's making our great country feel a lot of pressure!
I was thinking about how to explain to Xiao Qin without leading the topic in a strange direction.
"Hmph, that's Japanese, meat toilet. It means that you don't respect women, use women as objects, and vent on women, something like that … it's not a good word, so don't say it again."
Xiao Qin didn't seem satisfied, "Vent on women? Vent on what? "
Do you really have to get to the bottom of it? It's rare that you haven't sexually harassed me recently, I don't want to harass you instead!
"Um, just think of it as getting angry and complaining …"
Xiao Qin's eyebrows raised.
"Isn't … isn't that talking about me!?"
Huh???
"When I first transferred here, didn't Ye Lin classmate completely treat me as a punching bag, get angry and complain to me? I still haven't recovered from the damage to my heart! "
"So there's a special term for unlucky women like me! Japanese culture is really broad and profound. I thought they only had shoujo manga before, I really underestimated them! "
"Although Ye Lin classmate has been a bit gentler to me recently, I still can't accept it when I think about it. I can't believe I was Ye Lin classmate's meat toilet for so long!!"
Don't say it! The bottle of plum juice is about to be crushed by me! The students in the front row have to go home and change their clothes!
"Why can't I say it! I'll say it! I've been Ye Lin classmate's meat toilet enough! I don't want to be a meat toilet anymore! "
Xiao Qin's attitude softened after seeing my gloomy eyes and twitching mouth.
"Um … Ye Lin classmate, are you angry? I'm sorry, I lost a bit of control … If Ye Lin classmate needs a meat toilet in the future, I'll be happy to be it, as long as you give me a bit of gentleness once in a while … "
"As long as Ye Lin classmate is happy, I'll smile and make your personal meat toilet …"
Even Niu ShiLi, who was already used to hearing Xiao Qin's countless shocking words, frowned unnaturally and used the action of pushing up his glasses to hide his embarrassment.
I used my phone and found the correct explanation for 'meat toilet' on a certain forum, then I handed my phone to Xiao Qin.
Xiao Qin's face turned red because she covered her mouth in regret because she just said those kinds of words out loud.
But after a while, she giggled again. Her eyes were hidden under her long bangs, making it hard to guess her true thoughts.
"It's not too far off … I'm willing to do things for Ye Lin classmate …"
"As long as Ye Lin classmate only likes me, I won't resist even if you want to eat me up …"
"But I hope you don't waste it, put the unfinished portion in the fridge …"
Damn, a romance movie is going to turn into a horror movie! Why do I feel that eating your sweetheart is something that only a person with a deviated way of thinking like you would do!
Could it be that the subtext of your words is: If I don't only like you, but I have multiple girlfriends, you'll kill me and eat me piece by piece!
Are you going to use this method to be together with me forever? Stop dreaming! The only result of doing that is turning me into shit!
I didn't turn into a meat toilet, I turned into a meat toilet!
I carefully analyzed the possibility of Xiao Qin turning evil while welcoming my favorite PE class.
In this class, both boys and girls were arranged to run hurdles. I had no problem reaching the finish line with my short legs, but the class leader fell when she was crossing the third hurdle even though she had two long legs.
It shouldn't be! I remember the class leader used to be very good at this event! She even participated in the sports competition in first year and got second place even though she wasn't feeling well.
Was it because of me? Could it be that your swollen butt hasn't healed yet!?
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