"Cook for us?" The class leader seemed to look down on me, "Do you know how to cook?"
Of course! For a single-parent family like ours, if I don't learn how to cook, then I would have to endure my dad's terrible cooking! My dad often reads science magazines while cooking, and there were a few times he would mistake sugar for MSG and put it in chicken soup!
Thus I proudly pointed my thumb at myself and said:
"Who said I don't know how to cook! I can't do complicated things, but I can't do simple things! How about I cook noodles for you and your brother! "
Ah, I've already used this dirty joke three times. I should hurry up and apologize while the class leader's face is still dark.
I coughed twice and corrected myself:
"If you don't want noodles, I can make scrambled eggs with persimmons, or even poached eggs!"
The class leader showed a slightly interested expression. She sat firmly in her seat, carefully used her bandaged hand to support half of her face and asked: "What else?"
What else? I racked my brains and said:
"Stir-Fried shredded potatoes, stir-fried garlic, stir-fried onions, I can barely make those. Spinach soup and winter melon soup aren't that good, but I can still make them … Actually, most of my cooking is related to noodles …"
The class leader thought quietly for a few seconds, then she suddenly slapped the table and said: "Fail!"
Huh? Are you trying to calculate my score as a stay-at-home man? Is it really like what Loud Mouth said, you have to focus on your career after getting married and let a man cook for you?
Hey, you're at most a concubine, I'm the one with the country, family, and world affairs. Li Wanji is very busy these days! Where would I find time to cook for you! Do you want to rebel and become Wu Zetian!
The class leader, as the super chef of class 2-3, actually ordered some dishes after she looked at me with disdain:
"I want to eat mushroom chicken stew, do you know how to make it?"
Yeah, I know how to make it! It's my first time cooking for you, can't you order something simpler! Why are you purposely making it difficult for me!
"No, I can't make that." I honestly admitted, "I'm just an apprentice-level chef, so I can't learn those high-level recipes yet. But if you don't object to me buying half-finished products …"
"Don't buy half-finished products." The class leader interrupted, "I have a frozen chicken in my fridge. If you're willing to cook, I can guide you."
Are you … are you trying to make fun of me? Do you want to see a big guy like me wearing your apron and looking at a frozen chicken, unable to do anything about it?! Maybe Shu Zhe would also come and make fun of me. Is this how you siblings treat your benefactor who cooked for you?
Class leader, aren't you usually quite magnanimous? Xiong YaoYue gave you so much trouble, but you still take time out of your lunch break to tutor her. Why do you hold a grudge against me?
I suddenly remembered that Xiao Qin and Auntie Ren made stewed sea cucumber and bamboo chicken together. It's probably similar to stewed chicken with mushrooms, right?
So he waved his hand to tell the class leader to wait for a bit and walked over to ask Xiao Qin: "Do you know how to make mushroom chicken stew?"
Xiao Qin was flattered and said, "Of course! If it's a dish that Ye Lin classmate likes to eat, I'll force myself to learn it! "
"No, no." I said, "Although I also like to eat it, it's not me who wants to eat it, it's the class leader. As you can see, the class leader's hand is broken, so she can't make dinner. Can you not go home after school, go to the class leader's house and make mushroom chicken stew for everyone? "
Xiao Qin had an expression of falling from heaven to hell. It's no wonder, she originally planned on having a candlelight dinner with her boyfriend, but she ended up being treated as a servant and a tool to please other women … a scumbag boyfriend like her should be burned to death ten thousand times! Why don't you dump me now!
I couldn't bear to see Xiao Qin's disappointed expression, so I added: "I won't let you cook by yourself, I'll help you!"
Xiao Qin's eyes lit up again.
"If I cook with Ye Lin classmate … it'll have a completely different meaning! Speaking of which, last time at my house, I ate a lot of the class leader's cooking! It's time for me to repay her! That's settled then. Today, let me show you the cooking skills that only a real girl can do! "
No one said you weren't a real girl! But do you really know how to make mushroom chicken stew? Last time, Auntie Ren was the one who made the stewed sea cucumber and bamboo chicken. When I visited your house with the class leader, you only made fast food like fried chicken. Don't tell me that's all you can do? Once you make mushroom chicken stew into a dark dish, everyone's expressions will be terrible!
After Xiao Qin agreed, I immediately ran back to the class leader and told her not to worry, Xiao Qin will come over and help cook. You and your brother will have food for tonight.
"Hehe, Xiao Qin will come with me. We'll be busy in the kitchen, so you can sit outside and eat!"
The class leader didn't seem to be very happy after hearing the good news. She glanced at Xiao Qin who was two tables away and said in a low voice:
"Oh … it's good that Xiao Qin is willing to help, it would be great if it doesn't affect her studies …"
Huh? It seems like she's disappointed that she can't guide me in the kitchen! Does she really want to see me make a fool of myself! It wouldn't matter even if I turn mushroom chicken stew into a mushroom cloud!
After school, according to our agreement, Xiao Qin and I went to the class leader's house together. The class leader used cleaning as an excuse and waited until everyone left before coming to the school gates to find us.
Do you think it's embarrassing to walk with me? If that's the case, you can just take Xiao Qin away!
The class leader still didn't ride her bike to school today, so it seems like the class leader's butt hasn't completely recovered. I'll go help you cook as an apology!
The three of us walked together to the class leader's house. Xiao Qin was on the left, the class leader was on the right, and I was in the middle. The two girls seemed to have their own thoughts and neither of them spoke. It was a bit awkward.
Two girls from Qing Zi Academy's high school department walked towards us. The class leader's tall figure made them take a few more glances, but when they saw the medical tape on the class leader's knees, they covered their mouths and snickered.
"She's wearing a skirt in the summer and she still doesn't pay attention, seriously …"
"You should wear knee pads if you're doing it on a mat! She looks pretty smart, but she doesn't have any common sense! "
"The guy is pretty strong, but I can tell he's not the type to have tender feelings for the fairer sex …"
"Why are the three of them walking together, is the one on the left his sister?"
Who's doing it on a mat with the class leader! Who said Xiao Qin is my sister! Hurry up and f * ck off you damned bitches!
Xiao Qin heard what they said, but she didn't know why she stopped.
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