I was sweating profusely after being ordered around like a donkey by the class leader. It looked like I was about to fall to the ground and die.
For a Spartan like me, these things shouldn't be able to take my life, but the bag you hung around my neck dealt a fatal blow! It's too depressing! I can't breathe normally! If I'm strangled to death by your bag, I'll definitely turn into an evil spirit and come back to haunt you so no one will marry you!
I'm not sure if she heard my curses, but the class leader adjusted the angle of the bag and I was able to breathe. I successfully carried Xiao Qin to the class leader's house and the class leader was able to avoid the fate of not being able to get married.
It's said that the last part of the road isn't easy to walk. It seems like it was true today.
Not only did I have to carry Xiao Qin to the fifth floor, but I also bumped into a wedding procession.
I'm not sure which southern province the groom is from, but they have the custom of holding a wedding at night. If this situation was in Dong Shan city, it would only be like this for a second marriage!
There was a band playing downstairs. There was a row of black cars behind the Lincoln limousine. Under the encouragement of the relatives, the groom carried the bride down the stairs. The groom was small and skinny, so every step he took was extremely difficult.
The class leader was leading the way while I carried Xiao Qin and went against the flow.
Marriage is a major event in one's life. The class leader leaned to the side to let the other party go first. I also leaned against the wall to let the procession pass first.
The groom, who was carrying the bride, and I, who was carrying Xiao Qin, glanced at each other. I don't know what he was thinking, but it was quite interesting.
The person who followed behind was probably the bridesmaid. She had a lively personality and joked with me and Xiao Qin:
"Oh, you're picking up a bride at such a young age? What are you going upstairs for? "
I didn't have time to reply before Xiao Qin said with a smile:
"(* ^ _ _ ^ *) Of course we're going to the bridal room!"
Screw you! You're in the class leader's house to consummate your marriage. What kind of guest are you trying to do?
The bridesmaid didn't expect Xiao Qin's answer to be so bold and was stunned for a moment.
Xiao Qin continued to speak in high spirits:
"I'll learn from the bride and give Ye Lin classmate a child as soon as possible!"
Xiao Qin's words could be said to be quite insensible, because when they passed by just now, everyone saw that the bride's belly was already bulging. It was obvious that they were getting married because of pregnancy. Although times had changed, it was still a little embarrassing to point this out in front of a relative.
After the bridesmaid walked down the stairs, the class leader sighed.
"Xiao Qin, don't talk nonsense, there's something wrong with your feelings for Ye Lin."
That's referring to the lie Xiao Qin made up in the past. She said she liked my brother, but after my brother went missing, she liked me again. It's similar to the plot of "Baseball Heroes". Class leader, do you think Xiao Qin is using me as a substitute for my brother?
Actually, that's not it! But I admit that Xiao Qin has a problem with her feelings for me.
At this time, Xiao Qin came over and bit my ear, "Did you hear that? The second female lead is badmouthing me! He really is a bad guy! "
You're the bad guy! Thinking back to when you broke the class leader's skateboarding shoes, forced the class leader to show her breasts to you, and wrote the class leader's name on the death note, wasn't it all because of you?
After the wedding procession stopped in front of us, the class leader said again:
"This bride is too careless. Since she's planning on getting married, what's wrong with holding it in? I hate it when people get the order wrong. "
You're the one who got it wrong! She's planning on getting married because she has a child. Also, aren't you usually quite feminist? Why have you become so conservative about this kind of thing? I heard some foreign feminists advocate that women should eat, drink, and gamble like men. There was a female criminal who killed her husband who received unanimous praise from feminists after she was released on medical parole! Because — — she proved that not only can men kill, but women can also kill!
Wait, the class leader's words might not have much to do with her views on love and marriage, right? Not willing to get the order wrong, that's clearly a sign of OCD, okay? The class leader seems to have a strict order of "dating → marriage → having children". It's like putting oil in a wok, then lighting the fire, and finally putting in the ingredients … Does she plan on staying chaste until she gets married? Not because she's conservative, but because of OCD?
After entering the class leader's house, I saw Shu Zhe sitting behind the dining table with an impatient expression before I could even change my shoes.
"Sis, why did you come back so late!" Shu Zhe complained, "We were throwing shot put in PE class today, I'm starving!"
You unfilial little brother! Can't you see that your sister's hands and knees are injured! Why didn't the 'white rose' slip out of your pants when you were throwing the shot put, you'll become the laughing stock of the entire class!
Shu Zhe froze when he saw me and Xiao Qin enter and he stood up from his chair.
"Ah, bro Ye Lin, why are you here? Also … did sis Xiao Qin fall and injure herself? "
Sis Xiao Qin? Hmph, even though you say a lot of bad things about Xiao Qin behind her back, you still call her sweetly in front of her!
The class leader said a few words to Shu Zhe, then she told me to carry Xiao Qin to her room and carefully disinfect the wound.
Since the wound was on her knee, she might have to lift her skirt during treatment, so I was ruthlessly chased away and only the two girls were left in the room.
The class leader's hand still hurt a lot, but she endured the pain while treating Xiao Qin's wound. On the other hand, Xiao Qin would often tremble when she was touched by a cotton swab.
I stood in the living room and chatted with Shu Zhe who came over.
"Bro Ye Lin, you came at a bad time. My sister's hand seems to be injured, so I can't cook for you."
Who's counting on the class leader to cook for me! I'm here to help your sister cook! Shut up with gratitude in your heart!
"Um, is there a problem with the goods?" I asked like a drug dealer.
Shu Zhe looked a bit awkwardly at the class leader's tightly shut door, "When I was taking a shower yesterday, I threw it in the laundry basket. Luckily I was able to grab it before my sister found out, that was close …"
You better be more serious as an employee! My heart beats like crazy when you say that, it's even faster than when I was a human-shaped vehicle! If your sister finds out I made you wear female underwear, wouldn't she take out a shotgun and break my knees first?
"Hey, if your sister finds out, don't tell her I made you wear it!" I gave Shu Zhe a precaution.
"Then what should I say?"
"Um … just say it's your hobby?"
"I don't have that hobby! I'm only doing this for the sake of money! "
I don't know why, but Shu Zhe blushed a bit when he denied it. Aren't you completely unapologetic about your materialism? Why are you blushing?
Not long after, two girls with medical tape on their knees came out of the room laughing and chatting.
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