"Kidnapping? Kidnapping for ransom? " Xing Xing lost interest on the other end of the phone, "Brother Ye, if you need money, just ask us, we have it! Kidnapping is boring, it's cooler to chop people up! "
I was calling him an idiot in my heart, but I continued to create a terrifying atmosphere with my tone:
"Listen up, this kidnapping isn't for ransom, it's for … to teach a member of the organization a lesson!"
"Member of the organization? Is there anyone else in Brother Ye's organization other than us Five Tiger Punishment Squad? "
I made up a random sentence, but he really thought I was part of the triads.
Speaking of which, the illegal organization with Eunuch Chen as the founder and me as the current leader, currently has a total of one dead fatty (Eunuch Cao), five good-for-nothing hoodlums (Five Tiger Punishment Squad), and one wife (Xiao Qin?). Since Shu Zhe worked as a rope model for my store and enjoyed employee benefits, he should be a member of the organization.
"Who dares to make you angry?" Xing Xing asked, "Is he better at fighting than us Five Tiger Punishment Squad?"
"He's not as good at fighting as you guys." I flattered them, "You Five Tiger Punishment Squad are my capable subordinates, how could there be someone better at fighting than you guys!"
This is the truth. Excluding Xiao Qin, the current fighting strength of the organization is worrying. Although Eunuch Cao is daring, his body is fat and can be knocked down with one punch. Shu Zhe is weaker than him. Comparing the two, the Five Tiger Punishment Squad really is my Five Tiger Generals.
Hearing me praise him, Xing Xing snorted.
"Brother Ye, since we can't fight this person, is he our strategist?"
Huh? That's a creative idea. Shu Zhe plays tricks every day, he really does seem like a bullshit strategist.
So I cleared my throat:
"That's right, he's our strategist and our sect's strategist! Don't look at how young he is, he's only in first year, and he's a good student on the surface, but his conscience is actually very bad! He has a lot of wicked ideas, so if you want to harm someone, just look for him! "
Xing Xing found it strange, "Brother Ye, since he has the ability to help us commit crimes, why should we teach him a lesson?"
Damn, your idiom is quite sharp! It's rare to see bad guys like us nowadays!
"Xing Xing, you don't know. Smart people have their disadvantages. Because a police officer has been watching me closely recently, he couldn't stand it anymore and wanted to betray me to the police!"
Xing Xing was furious and slammed the table on his side.
"Bastard! How dare you be a snitch! The number of cases under Big Brother Ye's hands is too numerous to list. If he were to report it, wouldn't he be thrown into prison and never be able to get out? "
F * ck you! What case did I work on? Did you see me commit the crime with your own eyes? Don't casually sentence me to life imprisonment!
After venting, Xing Xing lowered his voice.
"Big Brother Ye, say it! As long as you say the word, we will tie this military advisor up and torture him to death! The first cut is to cut off your dick! "
"That's not necessary." I broke out in a cold sweat, "He's actually the younger brother of a female friend of mine. I don't want to take his life, I just want to scare him so he won't betray me again."
"Oh, so there's such a relationship …" Xing Xing smirked. "Big Brother Ye's luck with women is really good. Little Brother's admiration for you is like a surging river, continuous and unstoppable …"
"Enough." I interrupted Xing Xing's flattery, "Anyway, after 5 pm, go to the Pizza Hut at the back of 28 Middle and wait. The target was called Shu Zhe. He was a male student in our school's first year. He was wearing a school uniform shirt and shorts. He had a very showy hairstyle. He was of medium height, and his skin was fair like a girl's. He had big eyes and was easy to recognize. Don't you guys have a car? Don't wait for him to get into the Pizza Hut, intercept him halfway and throw him into the car first! "
"Okay, Big Brother Ye, what do we do to him? Can we beat him up? "Xing Xing became more and more excited.
"No." I stopped him, "This person cries every time I hit him, his cries can be heard for miles. Blindfold him, and bring him to my house in one piece! I repeat, you can't hit him, but you can scare him. Don't say I told you to do it, make your background as weird as possible, and make it sound as scary as possible! Anyway, when I get him, I want to see him trembling and scared to death! "
Xing Xing laughed evilly and felt proud of being able to carry out a mission for me for the first time.
"No problem! Big Brother Ye, just watch! The Five Tiger Punishment Squad, your mission will be accomplished! "
Damn, do you think you're FedEx! They even used advertising slogans! Even FedEx can't deliver a living person!
I put down my phone and passed through the three afternoon classes. Other than Xiao Qin continuing to draw her potatoes and carrots, there was nothing new.
Oh, I guess it counts as one.
After the eye exercises, led by Loud Mouth and Little Smart, six or seven girls gathered together to talk about cooking. It seems everyone agreed that the class leader's cooking was the best, so it would be no problem for her to cook at a restaurant.
"Ah ~ ~ ~ I'm so envious of the class leader's future husband ~ ~ ~" A girl said with a love-struck expression, "He can eat so much delicious food for free!"
"Come on!" Loud Mouth said, "The class leader's ambition is to become a criminal police officer, who knows how busy she'll be! Maybe her husband will have to cook for her instead! "
"Eh? That's not good, right? Wouldn't the class leader's cooking be wasted? "
"It's a waste!" Loud Mouth insisted, "Couples in China both go out to work, who said the woman has to cook for the man! A good man in the new era must also learn how to cook! "
"Hehehe, you're probably just lazy, that's why you think that!" The girl mocked.
"Hmph! I like to eat, so what! " Loud Mouth said righteously, "A man who wants to pursue me must know how to cook, and he must cook really well!"
Little Smart said sickly: "A lot of girls don't know how to cook anymore, how many guys know how to cook?"
Loud Mouth saw me as soon as she opened her eyes.
"Ye Lin, I heard your dad cooks? Do you know how to cook? "
I nodded proudly, "Both of us can cook, although it's not a lot … but my dad's really good down there!"
The girls gave me a strange expression, but I didn't react and continued to speak:
"Hehe, actually my down there is pretty good too ~ ~ ~"
The class leader was already super cold towards me, but after she heard the second half of my discussion with Loud Mouth, she slammed the English-Chinese dictionary on the table and walked out of the classroom.
I'm wronged! My down there is indeed better! If you don't believe me, you can try it next time! It's freshly cooked noodles!
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