Normal? Normal my ass!
Sneaking into his sister's bedroom at night is the same as becoming a sister-pushing devil and being sent to juvenile detention!
The problem is, Shu Zhe, do you even have the ability to force yourself on her? It's different from my situation with Ai Mi (I can push Ai Mi down with one hand, but this is only an example, please don't doubt my character) — — Shu Zhe, you don't even have the physical strength to subdue your sister!
The class leader's goal is to become an all-rounded criminal police officer. She rides a bicycle to and from school every day, participates seriously in gym class, and has never slacked off on her physical training … Just one smash from playing volleyball would probably give you a concussion!
Knowing this, yet you didn't even prepare sleeping pills, it's not like you as a schemer!
Also, didn't you say you weren't interested in a sister you're related to by blood! Don't you already have a girlfriend! What was the reason for you to suddenly extend your sinful hands towards your sister?
I didn't even play basketball well with all these doubts. I gave captain Guo SongTao a lot of free points, and was ridiculed by Liu HuaiShui as forgetting friends for a girl, but I couldn't refute it.
After I finished playing basketball, I realized there was still 15 minutes left in the lunch break. I didn't discuss it with the class leader, and directly ran to the first floor of the school building to find her brother.
When I found him, Shu Zhe was sitting on the window sill in the hallway playing with his phone. The window was open, and he was leisurely and carefree.
I walked over and gave him a peck on the head.
"Who is it!" Shu Zhe raised his head unhappily and saw me standing angrily in front of him. He was so scared that he almost fell out of the window.
"Bro … Ye Lin bro, why are you here?"
He had a forced fake smile on his face.
"Ha, if you can sneak into your sister's bedroom in the middle of the night, then why would I come to the lower grade hallway?"
I said as I made a motion to kick him out the window.
Although it was only the first floor, Shu Zhe was still extremely scared. Maybe he was worried his new clothes would get dirty by the flower beds outside.
"It's … it's that matter! Brother Ye Lin, let me explain! I only sent the wrong text! "
"Wrong text?"
"Yeah!" Shu Zhe nodded, feeling wronged. "I texted Xiao Li goodnight before I went to bed, but my hand slipped and I sent it to my sister's phone!"
In order to make me believe him, Shu Zhe handed me his shiny new phone and showed me the text he sent last night:
"Li, don't forget about our date at Dolphin Park on Saturday. You have to dream about me!"
The recipient of the text message was clearly written: "Naggy sister."
"Do you understand now, brother Ye Lin? If Big Sister finds out about this kind of message, it's over! " Shu Zhe made an exaggerated gesture. "Luckily, my sister went to bed earlier than me, and her phone was always turned off after she fell asleep. In order to prevent her from seeing this message the next morning, I had to sneak into my sister's room and delete this message from her phone! "
Shu Zhe's explanation sounded reasonable and flawless. I thought for a while.
"If you're just looking for a phone, is there a need to lift your sister's blanket?"
"What? Did he tell you that kind of detail? Sister really doesn't treat you as an outsider! "
Shu Zhe was extremely worried. It was as if I, who was chasing him relentlessly, was here to ask for a loan from him.
"I couldn't find where my sister put her phone at first, so I wanted to see if it was under the pillow! Do you think there's anything good under the blanket? — — Isn't it a full set of pajamas? It's even more than the female PE committee member in your class wears at school! "
When he described what his sister was wearing to bed, his expression of disgust did not seem fake.
I was a bit relieved. Although Shu Zhe was far from being a 'good kid', he doesn't seem to be as perverted as Eunuch Cao. If Eunuch Cao had a sister like the class leader, he would have already caused some kind of tragedy.
Right when I was about to return the phone to Shu Zhe, the QQ icon in the background suddenly flashed. I subconsciously clicked on it and saw that the chat content was:
I need to find more subordinates, there are too few dogs recently, the higher-ups aren't satisfied.
This sentence made me puzzled. I carefully looked at the ID of the person who sent the message, it was actually a name I was familiar with: Rhonin.
Was it just a coincidence? After all, Rhonin is a character in WoW, so it shouldn't be strange to use it as an online name. But if Rhonin and dogs are linked together, it would always remind me of the bad guy who tried to steal Obama. He even called Blind B and Zhao GuangTou to block the class leader and I in an alley and almost caused unimaginable consequences!
Shu Zhe seemed to have noticed that I was looking at his QQ messages, so he unhappily asked me to return the phone.
"Brother Ye Lin, why are you like this! My sister wouldn't check my personal information! You … you're violating my human rights! "
I easily pinned down his hands. His wrists were really thin, so I pressed his hands together with my left hand without any pressure. It was as if I was handcuffing him.
"Human rights?" I sneered, "Only good people have human rights. Do evil people still want human rights?"
"I'm not evil! You're not allowed to peek at my chat history! " He struggled, but it was useless. Even if his classmates passed by, they would only lower their heads and walk faster.
You don't let me see your chat history? I'll look even if you don't let me!
I opened up Shu Zhe and Rhonin's chat history and frowned after reading two or three pages.
Just one paragraph was enough to explain the problem.
Zhe Bie: I contacted a few elementary school students. If they get a dog, tell them to send it to you. Don't forget to tell the higher-ups about my commission.
Rhonin: I won't forget about you. You have it pretty easy, you don't have to do anything but sit around and get paid.
Zhe Bie: (smiling face) Mental work is also tiring. Don't be dissatisfied, you guys get the majority.
Rhonin: It's still not as easy as you. A few days ago, both of my bosses were beaten up. I really want to learn from you and trick elementary school students into becoming offline, then I wouldn't have to worry so much. (sigh)
These conversations shocked me. I then looked at Shu Zhe's chat group. There was a group called "Offline", and there were no less than 100 people in it!
What the fuck is this! Shu Zhe, are you a multi-level marketing organization or the Sicilian mafia! Last time when we went to the movies, you said you found a new way to make money, is this it? Because someone wants to buy stolen dogs, you look for elementary school students to be your offline. If they catch a dog, you get a commission as a middleman!
Even the little scoundrel Rhonin is envious of your easy work! Also, compared to him using the name of a mage, is your username the Mongolian marksman 'Zhe Bie'?
Which part of you looks like a marksman! Other than having good eyesight, you have nothing in common with your sister! If your sister knew you were making money from stealing and selling dogs, she would be heartbroken! Also, last time your online friend Rhonin almost caused your sister to be gang-raped! Do you know that you bastard!
Shu Zhe, you're a scum who specializes in scamming your sister for a hundred years!
Looking at my expression, Shu Zhe guessed I already finished reading the chat history. He had an unwilling expression and tried to explain:
"Bro Ye Lin, don't worry about me, it's not a big deal."
"I just happened to find out that someone was doing this. They posted messages on Tieba and Renren to hire people to catch dogs. I felt that there was an opportunity in the middle, so I hired a few primary school students to be my subordinates and earned some intermediary fees as pocket money. You know, elementary school students are dumb, they don't even know they're being scammed … "
"None of them have seen me, whether they're online or offline. My commission is transferred to an Alipay account regularly. Even if they're all arrested by the police, they won't be able to trace it back to me … This QQ isn't my usual QQ either …"
"Think about it, why wouldn't you do such a cheap job? Bro Ye Lin, don't tell my sister, I … I'll split the profits with you, 30-70 … no, 40-60! You just have to protect me from being bullied in 28 Middle. "
I squeezed Shu Zhe's phone until it started ringing.
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