I remember the magazine "Global Science" once mentioned: Almost everyone in the world likes to be praised, and the motivation generated by praise is almost comparable to the monetary reward.
But the class leader did not seem happy at all after being praised. Not only was she unhappy, she seemed to be angry.
I didn't react for a moment and actually said: "My first page is much worse than yours, can you share some of your experience with me?"
Huh? Why are your hands shaking? The mouse is about to be crushed by your grip! Did you take my compliment as sarcasm? No! My tone of voice was full of admiration! Look at me, I'm thirsty for knowledge, I'm waiting for you to share your first page experience. Can you at least tell me where you found the picture of the swan!
Just as I was wondering, Loudspeaker in the front row suddenly turned around, rolled a 16-book textbook into a cylinder, and smacked me in the head.
"What are you saying in front of a girl!"
After being smacked in the head, I realized there was a big problem with my previous words.
Xiao Qin anxiously hugged Loud Mouth's arm, "Don't hit Ye Lin classmate! What if Ye Lin classmate dies! "
Loud Mouth laughed and scolded: "How could he die when he's so sturdy? You should get hit if you say something wrong! "
She said as she handed the textbook to Xiao Qin, "How about you hit him too?"
Xiao Qin immediately showed an embarrassed expression, "No … why would I hit Ye Lin classmate …"
Bastard, you've hit me enough! If you only hit me with a textbook, then I'll be praying to Buddha and burning incense! Back in the day, you used to hit me on the head with a thick and long sugar cane! You would hit me while saying: "Take my golden cudgel!"
Although I also tried to hit back with the same sugar cane, I was no match for you because of my thin and weak body. After I was beaten to the ground, you even stepped on me with a foot. I laughed and announced: "Everyone come look! The six-eared macaque was defeated by the Great Sage! "So the kids all came to watch and applauded your atrocities.
It's definitely because of you that I always fail English! It's definitely because of you that my brain always stops working for no reason! Just thinking about this made the back of his head hurt again. If you hadn't turned into a girl, I would have hung you on a tree and whipped you with a sugar cane!
But as a matter of fact, the culprit who made me ask the class leader, "How was your first night?" is obviously Eunuch Cao, who can't be appeased even if I castrate him and then kill him.
I grabbed his short, fat neck with both hands and squeezed until his eyes rolled back.
"You traitorous disciple! That was clearly called the home page! Your virginity is on the computer! "
Eunuch Cao clasped his hands together and screamed in a hoarse voice, "Spare me … spare me master! And I did give my virginity to a computer! "
The computer science teacher was famous for not caring about anything. At this time, he was sitting behind his laptop, engrossed in playing the minesweeper game. Even if there was a murder happening downstairs, it would not be as important as him breaking the record.
Thus, the heavy responsibility of maintaining class discipline fell on the shoulders of the class leader.
"No fighting in class." The class leader sternly scolded, "Ye Lin, let go of Cao JingShen."
I wasn't convinced. "He tricked me. He deserved to be beaten up!"
The class leader's face darkened: "Are you taking the lead in breaking class discipline as a class leader?"
After the class leader's reminder, I remembered I was now a sports committee member. A lot of boys and girls were watching me choking Eunuch Cao and whispering to each other.
I gestured at the onlookers like I was about to blow up a chicken. "Go, go! Eunuch Cao wants to learn swimming, so I'm helping him hold his breath. Do you guys want to learn too? "
Everyone turned their heads away in fear.
Xiao Qin weakly raised her hand, "I … I want to learn …"
Learn my ass! I'm the one who doesn't know how to swim! Out of all the brats who used to play by the river, you were the fastest swimmer! At the time, I was puzzled why you had to swim with your clothes on when the other kids liked to be naked …
I suddenly remembered a very embarrassing incident: In order to get revenge on the Little Tyrant, I often peed in the river he swam in. Finally, I was caught by him one time. The naughty kids who were also swimming in the river suggested that the Little Tyrant pour his urine on my head, but he didn't do it. He just kicked me into the river.
At the time, I thought the Little Tyrant had a bottom line as a man. Although I almost drowned, I was still grateful! So it was because there was a reason why you absolutely couldn't pee on my head.
Did you almost drown because you didn't have a dick in your pants? Now that I think about it, the socks you stuffed in your underwear to pretend to be a dick were ridiculously large after they were soaked in water. You were like a crane in a flock of chickens when you were 8 or 9 years old. Every time you finish swimming and come out of the water, my eyes are always involuntarily attracted to that lump of foreign matter. Do you know that you made me feel inferior for a while?!
Bastard! You're still swimming so fast while wearing clothes and socks! Do you know how much resistance those things gave you?
No, not good, I couldn't help but imagine the scene of Xiao Qin swimming naked! That would definitely be faster than usual, right? Even though I have breasts now, it doesn't seem like there was much resistance because they were small …
Memories of Xiao Qin are always unbearable. If I wanted to sincerely accept her as my girlfriend, we would have to both lose our memories at the same time.
Because the signal in the computer classroom was bad, I couldn't use my cell phone, so I didn't get to do anything serious in computer class. But it seems that after Loud Mouth hit my head and I choked Eunuch Cao's neck, the class leader's anger subsided a bit.
It might be because she received my cursed brainwaves, but Xiao Qin kept burping after eating lunch in the cafeteria. The class leader and Loud Mouth surrounded her and tried to come up with a lot of ideas, but it was to no avail. Everyone was sitting next to Xiao Qin's desk, unable to come up with a solution. Xiong YaoYue had a willow leaf in her mouth and a volleyball in her arms as she rushed in from the back door of the classroom.
"Who's going to play with me? Who's going? " She immediately saw the class leader. The latter was currently pressing on the top of Xiao Qin's head, I'm not sure where she learned how to cure hiccups.
Xiong YaoYue came over and pulled on the class leader's shirt, "Class leader, come practice volleyball with me! No one else can receive the ball I'm serving! "
The class leader rolled her eyes at Xiong YaoYue, "I'm wearing a skirt today, so I can't practice with you — — also, can't you see Xiao Qin is hiccupping?"
"That's why I said wearing a skirt is a hindrance! There's only half a month left until the school volleyball competition. If you don't practice, do you still want to be the year's champion? "
Xiong YaoYue said as she pointed to an old certificate hanging on the back wall of the classroom. It was won by her and the class leader after a lot of hard work. It was one of the few honors that the homeroom teacher, Teacher Yu, could boast about.
I watched a few matches at the time. The class leader's spikes were very crafty, she could control it to within a centimeter of the sideline without going out of bounds. Xiong YaoYue's powerful spikes were even more unlucky. I remember the girls from class 2 cried after receiving a few of Xiong YaoYue's spikes.
"It doesn't matter if you're wearing a skirt, come with me!" Xiong YaoYue was still clinging to the class leader, "If we practice harder, let alone the year's champion, even a third year senior might not be our opponent! We can win the school championship! "
Loud Mouth might have remembered that she was teased by Xiong YaoYue when they were running back and forth, so she pounced over and clamped onto Xiong YaoYue's shoulder. "Hmph! Aren't you afraid of being exposed by wearing shorts all day! If you're willing to switch with the class leader's skirt, the class leader will practice with you! "
Xiong YaoYue finally noticed the hiccupping Xiao Qin, "What's wrong with her?"
Loud Mouth said angrily: "She's hiccupping? Didn't the class leader just tell you? "
"Hahaha, you need to scare her to cure hiccups!" Xiong YaoYue's laughter did not stop, the volleyball in her hand was already flying towards Xiao Qin's head at lightning speed.
The distance between the two was less than 2 meters, and the speed of the attack was fast. It looked like Xiao Qin was about to see stars.
The class leader raised her eyebrows and reached out to block the incoming volleyball.
Unexpectedly, Xiao Qin was facing the volleyball from the side, and she did not even look at it from the corner of her eyes. Instead, she casually reached out with her left hand and used Hua Jin to neutralize the impact before the class leader. Then, she backhanded the volleyball in her hand. Her movements were so smooth that it was breathtaking.
It was only at this time that she broke the atmosphere with a hiccup and threw away the volleyball in a panic.
"Huh? You can actually catch my ball? "
Xiong YaoYue, who was greatly puzzled, stuck her face close to Xiao Qin as if she was some kind of extraterrestrial creature.
The class leader quickly pulled Xiong YaoYue by the ear and dragged her away, "What if something happens if you randomly hit someone with a volleyball?"
"Ouch … it hurts! I was trying to cure her hiccups! If she gets angry, she can hit me with the volleyball again! Also, I heard that anger can also cure hiccups … stop pulling my ear! I'm about to become a dark elf! "
Damn, Xiong YaoYue, your knowledge is a bit lacking! You don't know who Yaoyao is, but do you know about dark elves with long ears?
The chattering of the girls was really annoying. I saw that there was still quite a bit of time left for lunch break, so I took off my sports jacket and put it on my desk. I wore a tight black tank top and went downstairs to play basketball.
Before I even left the classroom, I saw Xiao Qin secretly taking my clothes from the corner of my eye.
Does she want to be a pillow again? Or is she looking for a 'calming scent'? Although he was quite unhappy, he didn't care about her when he saw that she kept hiccuping and looked quite pitiful.
Our luck was pretty good, the basketball team's captain, Guo SongTao, was playing a practice match. I was in the same group as the point guard, Liu HuaiShui. The five of us chatted while waiting for our turn.
Liu HuaiShui told me that the school is about to organize a basketball tournament at the same time as the women's volleyball tournament.
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