Even for a real man like me, during the break on the second day, in order to take out the ugly new phone from my pocket and put it on the table, I also made a determination not inferior to Jing Ke's determination to assassinate the Emperor of Qin.
The color scheme was like seeing blood in shit, and the larger ones could be used as bricks to hit people.
The self-made Android system was very strange. There were a lot of suspicious built-in apps. In order to avoid charging traps, I quickly uninstalled more than half of them.
When it was time for an app called "Female Entertainment Games", I clicked it out of curiosity. A rough black interface appeared with the words "Please select mode" at the top. There were three options from top to bottom:
Continuous — — Alternating — — Random
What does this mean? Don't women like to play games that have a gorgeous interface and simple controls? What are you trying to do with this DOS-like interface?!
I frowned and chose the "Continuous" option. The words on the interface changed — — Please select intensity:
Heartbeat — — Blush — — Faint
I was even more puzzled. I clicked on the strangest "Faint" option, but the interface didn't pop up after a long time. It was like the phone was frozen.
"What kind of crappy app is this! What kind of crappy phone is this! "I was about to scold the owner of the digital store for killing his acquaintance, but I noticed that my desk was shaking.
Fuck, it's an earthquake! Dong Shan city has never had an earthquake before! Didn't the 2012 apocalypse already pass? Now, they had suddenly come back to attack!
All of a sudden, I noticed that it wasn't my desk that was shaking, but the counterfeit phone in my hand. It was shaking non-stop as if it had gone crazy.
I came to a sudden realization. I was embarrassed and anxious at the same time. F * ck, that's a vibrator! Also, the vibrations are at least 100,000 horsepower! And you call it "Faint"? I think it's enough to kill someone! Even if my family runs an adult goods store, there's no need to sell this phone to me!
Seeing Xiao Qin and Loud Mouth walk back from outside the classroom, I quickly put the vibrating phone in my pocket and walked to a less crowded area in the hallway.
Putting it in my pocket might not be a wise choice. Everyone knows that a young man's pocket is a relatively sensitive area. It's very impolite for a girl to put their hand in, and it's the same for a vibrating phone.
Fuck, how is this a "female entertainment game"? As a man, I'm almost "entertained" by you!
Sitting on the window sill in the corridor, I finally closed the app. Just as I was about to take a breath, my phone vibrated again.
Are you trying to scare me to death? Was it really a "random" vibration? This wasn't a phone, but a vibrator disguised as a phone! What kind of heroine would dare to use this type of vibrator on a mobile phone! That person must be a true warrior! And this size … The owner of the digital store, your taste is too heavy!
However, this time, the vibration stopped. I took a closer look and saw that someone had sent me a text message.
It must be an advertisement, right? I, the pure and flawless (?) My phone has been tainted by advertising messages just like that! Because my dad has been drunk for a few days, even he doesn't know my phone number.
I read the text message out of boredom. It wasn't an advertisement, but a special notice from Commissioner Wang of the American Express Black Card (God knows where they got my phone number).
Without any suspense, the authorization of the American Express Black Card that Ai Mi gave me was suspended. Now it's no different from a useless card. I can only keep its titanium surface to scare people.
Ai ShuQiao's actions were completely within my expectations. She couldn't say that she would make it hard for us to live, while letting me hold a credit card with unlimited overdrafts.
On the other hand, Commissioner Wang's tone in the text message was very polite. He first said "Although it was a short time, you are still our quality customer", and then said "If you need American Express's services again in the future, please contact me".
So polite! His manners were impeccable! But when can I "need American Express's services again"? Didn't they say that even Ai Mi herself didn't have the qualifications to receive an invitation from American Express Black Card, but because of Ai ShuQiao? Will there ever be a day when a 14-year-old with a yellow brick knockoff phone like me will be eligible for an invitation?
I suddenly recalled what Ai ShuQiao said on the phone: "You guys won't be able to earn this amount of money in your lifetime!"
Anger rose from the bottom of my heart, and I became bold.
What right do you have to say that about me? Even if I really don't have any ability to earn money, does that mean you can look down on me? An adult store doesn't sound as glamorous as a management company, but it's still an entertainment industry! We also use our own products to entertain all kinds of men and women who feel bitter in life!
And according to Ai Mi's testimony, Ai ShuQiao, you've also used a vibrator before! Didn't you put it in the drawer under the pistol! You can't even set an example as a parent, why are you looking down on me!
My heart was filled with pride and I directly called Commissioner Wang.
Commissioner Wang was a bit surprised to receive my call, but he still greeted me politely.
"Mr. Ye, is there anything I can help you with?"
I felt that what he was implying was that I, who had lost the black card, no longer had the qualifications to ask him to serve me.
But I didn't call to mourn my limitless credit card, it didn't belong to me in the first place. Not only did I not feel regretful that it was canceled, I was actually a bit glad. Glad that I didn't become dependent on it and become a maggot who only knows how to solve problems with money.
What I asked Commissioner Wang was how much money I had withdrawn from the American Express black card.
Since Ai ShuQiao was responsible for repaying the card, that means the money I used to buy a bra for Xiao Qin, the money I used to buy back the PS photos for Eunuch Cao, and the money I had the insurance company pay for brother Gang's medical expenses, all came from Ai ShuQiao.
Some people might think that since Ai ShuQiao is my birth mother, it's only right for me to spend her money.
Or some people might think that since we have already become enemies, spending the enemy's money will make them happy.
But I don't want to owe her a single cent. Although this amount of money might not be much to her, I won't allow her to look at me as if I'm giving charity — — never!
Once when my dad was drunk, he revealed that Ai ShuQiao was planning to abort me after she accidentally got pregnant with me. But because she found out too late, an abortion would also have negative effects on her mother, so she gave up in resentment.
By the way, I was very light when I was born, like a malnourished monkey. This also caused me to be extremely thin and weak throughout my childhood, which gave the Little Tyrant a great opportunity to bully me.
Because there was no relationship between me and Ai ShuQiao, and my life came from some kind of "charity" from her, so I won't accept her charity anymore, I will return the money that I spent to her, to show that I'm even with her.
Maybe it was because he was influenced by the wuxia TV series, and he subconsciously imitated the scene where Qiao Feng fought the Virtuous Manor and broke all ties with everyone.
Although he felt it was strange, Commissioner Wang still answered my question. The fees I incurred on the American Express black card totaled to around twenty thousand.
"That much!" I blurted out, then quickly regretted my impatience, "It's … it's RMB, right?"
"It's in RMB." Commissioner Wang was as patient as usual, "But all the fees have already been paid by Madam Ai ShuQiao, so you don't have to worry."
When he heard I was going to return the money to Ai ShuQiao, Commissioner Wang could no longer maintain his calm. He must think I'm an idiot.
If I'm an idiot, then I'm an idiot. I want to be an idiot who doesn't owe anyone anything. Also, most of the twenty thousand was spent on brother Gang's treatment, so I don't feel like it was wasted.
"Mr. Ye, I don't understand what you mean …" Commissioner Wang was still in a daze.
"Commissioner Wang, you don't need to understand what I mean, even I don't know what I mean. In short, if I save up twenty thousand, can you help me return the money to Ai ShuQiao? "
"Yes … Yes, we can do it together with the credit card refund, it will show on the receipt …"
I don't care if Ai ShuQiao will carefully look at the refund receipt, but I feel that if I can save up enough money, it will prove that I have the ability to make money, and it will also be a challenge to her.
Of course, after calming down and thinking about it, twenty thousand is nothing for Ai ShuQiao and Ai Mi, but it's an astronomical number for me.
Anyway, I didn't set a deadline for myself, and shouldn't men be a bit harder on themselves? Without motivation, where would I get motivation?
After ending my conversation with Commissioner Wang, I set up an internet connection package for my phone in the shortest amount of time, and also installed the Taobao store app. I only need to wait until the person on the podium is a class teacher or a politics teacher, then I can officially open my business!
Although I tried to hide it, Xiao Qin still noticed the ugly phone I hid behind the politics textbook.
She immediately put on an expression of Liu Hulan's heroic sacrifice.
"Although, although it's hard to look at and ugly … I will definitely buy the same one!"
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