I asked Shu Zhe: "Did you consider the dog's owner's feelings?"
Shu Zhe smiled as if it had nothing to do with him. Even though his hands were firmly clamped by me, he still leaned against the window frame.
"I didn't steal the dog, I only made a bit of money … Ahhhhh bro Ye Lin, don't pinch my hands! My hands are going to break! "
"You're not allowed to do this again! Otherwise, you'll be arrested by the police one day! Do you understand? "I glared at him fiercely and he had no choice but to nod.
"I understand … Bro Ye Lin, hurry and let go!"
"Shu Zhe, I'm not joking!" My face darkened and I threatened him, "If you keep doing these illegal things, I'll definitely break your legs!"
"Okay, okay." Shu Zhe hurriedly agreed, but I could see from his eyes that he had no sincerity.
If I think about it carefully, the reason Shu Zhe wanted extra income was because his girlfriend, Xiao Li, spends money like water. Even if he listened to me and cut ties with the dog thieves, there's no guarantee he won't look for other illegal ways to earn money.
Unless he has a legitimate source of income that doesn't violate the law, but it's unlikely for a middle school student. Speaking of which, where do I have time to worry about him? I can't even protect myself!
The bell for the afternoon class preparation rang and I warned Shu Zhe that he would die a horrible death if he continued to participate in illegal activities. He agreed with me, but his eyes still flashed with a crafty light.
I was angry, so I picked up his phone and found the 'class teacher' in his contacts. I asked him while writing a message:
"Your class teacher is a pretty young woman, right? I heard she graduated from university not long ago and she's not married yet? "
Shu Zhe was stunned, "Yeah, she wore fishnet stockings to class last semester and was even criticized by the school leaders! They said she affects the students' concentration in class and has a negative impact on the growth of teenagers … "
I finished writing the message to the fishnet stockings class teacher with a smile, then I poked the phone in front of Shu Zhe to show him.
The words on the screen were: "I love you, will you marry me?"
I pressed the send button with a beep in front of Shu Zhe's wide open mouth.
"You … Bro Ye Lin, why are you joking! How am I going to explain this to Teacher! "
I tossed the phone back to him, leaving him with the view of a tall, well-hidden figure.
This matter was enough to keep him busy for half a day. However, it was far from a punishment. When I thought about the pet dogs that he had sold and how he had repeatedly hurt my sister's heart, I felt that I had to make him pay a higher price.
When I got home, I found that my dad wasn't home again. I turned on the computer in the study room, and a notepad automatically popped up. The text said:
"Xiao Lin, I wanted to manage the online store for a while after I got home, but I didn't expect you to do it better than me. I have nothing to do, so I want to drink again. Since I'm not drunk, I'll write you something …"
The rest of the messages were basically about where the house keys were kept and the cash was freely accessible. Dad didn't mention anything about Ai ShuQiao at all, as if that heartbreaking phone call was purely a dream.
Dad and I are like this. When one of us sinks, the other will definitely perk up. It's like a seesaw. Although I really want to see how my dad would react after I go on a wild drinking spree, I have a lot of things to do and it's not the time to relax.
I ordered a bowl of Malan ramen and ate it while doing homework. At the same time, I also managed the online store's business. It would be great if I had three heads and six arms.
Director Cao's profile lit up on my dad's QQ panel. He likes to chat with my dad when he has nothing to do. We would talk about the future of the AV industry or private anecdotes about H manga artists.
He knows that something bad happened to my dad recently, but he doesn't know what it is. We don't bring it up, and he doesn't ask either. It's a tacit understanding between men.
Director Cao knows that I have been taking care of the online store for the past two days. While he expressed his admiration for me, he also promised to bring my dad back if he goes to find him for a drink.
"But, Xiao Ye Zi, do you want me to take this opportunity to teach you a few tricks on how to sell things?"
I ate the last bit of ramen and said with a grunt:
"Director Cao, didn't you start off by making AV films? Why do you also sell adult products? "
"Hmph, Xiao Ye Zi, don't look down on me! Your dad and I talked about a lot of things and he shared a lot of his experiences with me! "
Then I'm all ears. In the past, my dad rarely talked to me about his business because I had a psychological resistance towards it (and I still do).
"Things like condoms can be sold everywhere, so they don't sell for a good price!"
I had a deep understanding of that. Today, the suspected virgin talked to me for half a lesson and didn't even buy a single condom.
"Since it's called the Happy Valley Sex Toy Store, then it should highlight the 'fun' part. It's just like how I pay attention to fun when I make AV films! If there's no fun, then it's just pure mating! Then what can add to the fun? All kinds of S&M props! There's also cosplay costumes, such as policewomen, flight attendants, nurses … I have to make a big deal out of that! "
"But my dad said that although these things were in stock, they didn't sell well!"
Director Cao coughed mysteriously. "Xiao Ye Zi, I've discussed this with your dad and the answer is actually very simple — — the products you put up can't arouse customers' desire to buy them!"
"But … aren't they all physical photos? What do you think we should do? "
"Stupid! What's the point of just taking a photo of a dry nurse uniform! Let the model wear it before taking a photo! What's so good about a photo of a bundle of ropes! It's only effective if the model is tied up! Don't you know that some S&M models are also called 'rope models'? "
"Rope model?"
"That's right! Don't copy the rope model photos from other stores, that will only make people report you. You have to have your own uniqueness — — if you want to attract customers' attention, you have to find someone who stands out from the masses. In my opinion, it's best if it's a female student from school! The younger the better! Jie Jie Jie Jie — — I heard from my chubby boy that you have a girlfriend who sent herself to your door? You can ask her to help you! "
What? Are you talking about Xiao Qin? You damned lolicon! Do you want me to handcuff Xiao Qin, stuff her mouth with a gag, hang her up with a rope, take a few photos and post it online for you to see?
Stop dreaming! I won't do such an ambiguous thing with Xiao Qin! Also, Xiao Qin is my girlfriend in name, why should I let everyone see her in such a shameful state!
Director Cao's tone became rather disappointed when he heard that I didn't plan on letting Xiao Qin be a rope model.
"Sigh, if I find a professional, a set of photos would cost at least seven or eight hundred! That's not worth it. "
I suddenly had a flash of inspiration and had a very cool idea.
If it's just photos, it doesn't matter if the model is male or female, right?
Isn't there someone who doesn't feel any psychological burden when I mistreat him, and even if I dock his wages, he would still be in the right?
Compared to all the evil things he's done, this kind of punishment is considered very light! Also, there's money to be made! Doesn't he like money the most!
Of course, I wouldn't be so kind as to pay him according to the market price of eight hundred yuan for a set of photos. At most, I would give him two hundred, or even less.
It shouldn't be seen through. Last time, Eunuch Cao only gave him a wig and it was enough to trick the trap lover in the men's washroom and Xiao Qin. If I think about it carefully, I actually have a lot of wigs in stock at home! I was hoping to sell them along with the nurse costume, but because no one bought them, it was almost full of bugs!
What I have to do next is to think of a way to trick him into coming to my house and make him our exclusive 'rope model'.
Class Rep, please don't blame me. It's better for me to do this than to let your brother hang out with the outlaws outside.
I thought I had planned something great. Even though the burden on my shoulders was getting heavier and my schedule was getting more and more packed, I slept better that night than usual.
Maybe this is the good karma of punishing evil and spreading the positive energy of society.
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