How could my "Yellow Wind Monster" cell phone with super high battery capacity, super large size, and super horsepower be something that ordinary mortals could buy and use?
That's why I wasn't worried that Xiao Qin could use a couple's phone with me. Also, with her small hands, it would be impossible for her to hold the fuselage with one hand.
She asked for my phone number. I didn't have a reason not to tell her. Even if I went to buy a SIM card now, I wouldn't be able to use it as a couple.
But I can't let her get away with it. Otherwise, she'll think it's a given that I'll answer all her questions.
Thus, I said to Xiao Qin, who had prepared a pen and paper with anticipation in her eyes:
"Bark like a dog! Bark like a dog and I'll tell you! "
"Woof, woof!"
The young girl did not hesitate to bark like a dog. She even curled up one of her hands and imitated the action of a dog paw digging in the ground.
How embarrassing! Was he willing to give up his human identity for a phone number? I think the neighbor's Da Huang has more integrity than you! It didn't even eat bones given to it by strangers!
However, even if I despise you, I will still keep my promise. I will still give you my phone number.
When Xiao Qin received my handwritten phone number, she was as happy as if she had won the lottery.
"This will be kept as a family heirloom …"
I suddenly reached out to snatch it, but Xiao Qin nimbly dodged it.
"I'm barking like a dog!" Xiao Qin hid the phone number behind her, her eyes full of grievance.
At this time, a customer sent me a message. I focused on answering the other party's question and stopped playing with Xiao Qin.
It's a customer who's interested in the condoms on the shelves. His ID is unfamiliar. Perhaps it's his first time coming to our store.
Although the condoms weren't worth much, leaving a good first impression on a new customer was the first step to making him a repeat customer.
So I fawned over this virgin looking customer in every way I could. He kept asking me questions:
"What kind of condom can easily make your girlfriend climax?"
I thought to myself, The key isn't the condom, but what's inside the condom. However, in business, it was his job to exaggerate the effects of his products.
"I recommend the floating-point and threaded designs to you. They will make your performance more energetic in bed."
Xiao Qin saw that I was holding the phone and typing quickly, so she was curious about what I was doing.
"Ye Lin classmate, what are you playing? Can you show it to me? "
"Not good!"
How can you see my conversation with a customer about condoms? Although you probably already know what my family does, it's still embarrassing to see my dirty words when I'm a customer service customer.
"Don't look! I … I'm taking care of business! Girls will get pinpricks if they see this kind of thing! "
"Why does proper business give a girl a pinprick?"
Xiao Qin tilted her head and asked in confusion.
Suspected Virgin sent me another message: "I heard that putting three condoms on your d * ck can prolong your time, is that true?"
I avoided Xiao Qin's gaze while replying: "It's even better if you wear five condoms, the effect is outstanding."
"Do you have pineapple-flavored oral condoms? My girlfriend said she likes pineapple flavored … "
I sweated profusely. "I'm sorry, we don't have pineapple flavored ones. How about peach flavored ones? Tell your girlfriend not to be picky … "
I don't know what Xiao Qin saw, but she suddenly said to me:
"I'm not picky! As long as it's something Ye Lin classmate buys for me, I'll eat it even if it's bitter melon flavored! "
Eat my ass! Even the perverted Japanese didn't invent bitter melon flavored condoms! If I can't sell my goods and I don't have anything to eat, do I have to rely on you to bring me sea cucumbers and bamboo shoots every day? — — Also, your sea cucumbers and bamboo shoots come with listening devices! Now that the battery of the listening device is about to run out, can't you take it back to replace the batteries?
Thus I glared at Xiao Qin and threatened her not to look at my phone screen. Otherwise, I'll fire her from the position of my girlfriend.
Xiao Qin obediently went back to do her English homework. Our politics class is usually filled with homework from other subjects.
This Virgin customer was unusually long-winded. I chatted with him until the end of class, but he still hadn't decided what to buy.
The next class was computer science. In order to get a good seat, many students directly grabbed their textbooks and went to the computer classroom. I didn't notice if Xiao Qin was among them.
This customer was too annoying. He asked questions for over half an hour for less than ¥20. No wonder my dad used to play AV while working as a customer service worker.
Suddenly, I heard someone walk behind me.
From that position, they might be able to see my phone's chat, right?
I subconsciously thought it was the haunting Xiao Qin again, so I said in a bad mood:
"Who told you to be so unruly! Do you still want to be my girlfriend! "
The person behind me was startled. The words he wanted to say were stuck in his mouth and his face flushed red.
I glanced out of the corner of my eye: Damn, isn't this the class leader! Why aren't you going to the computer classroom to get a seat, why are you here? Do you think my place isn't messy enough?
"No … don't take it seriously, I mistook you for someone else …" I explained in a hurry.
The class leader wasn't particularly angry, but when she saw the last two lines on my phone screen, her face darkened.
The last message from the suspected virgin bro was:
"Actually, my girlfriend hasn't agreed to get a room with me yet. Do you have any good ideas?"
We haven't even gotten a relationship and you've already dawdled with me for half an hour? You even discussed all kinds of positions and ways to play? And you're still asking me what ideas I have? Do you think I'm a love counselor!
I replied with a belly full of anger:
"Say sweet nothings to her, if it doesn't work then force yourself on her! Kiss ~ "
In order to sell a few condoms, I would throw away all my integrity.
The two sentences on the screen were seen by the class leader. Not good, if it was taken out of context, she would definitely think I was introducing my experience in picking up girls, and it might even be a legal experience!
The class leader raised her eyebrows and didn't say a word. She walked back to her seat to grab her textbook and followed the rest to the computer classroom.
In the end, the customer didn't buy anything, he only said he would come back when his girlfriend agreed. I really wanted to continue trying to sell him Viagra, but he quickly went offline.
The classroom was almost empty. I grabbed my information textbook and wobbled my way to the computer classroom.
Originally, I was planning to find a seat in the last row like before so that I wouldn't be disturbed and continue to manage the online store. However, our computer classroom had a blocking effect on cell phones, so the network signal was very bad. I gloomily put my phone back into my pocket.
By the way, other than shutting down the AmEx black card, Ai ShuQiao hasn't taken any actions that I can see. Is it because she's in America so she can't do anything? Or, did she already start taking action and I didn't notice?
I especially like to play with something in my hands when I'm thinking. Sometimes I'll press a pen cap, sometimes I'll throw an eraser. I didn't have anything to play with in the computer classroom, so I saw the small plastic cover on the top right corner of the computer desk.
Anyone who has used a computer desk before would know that the small plastic cover can be removed. On top of it is a rubber ring that allows cables to pass through. The shape is a bit like a chrysanthemum.
I don't know what's wrong with my brain, but I actually held the small plastic cover in my hand and used the index finger of my other hand to poke in and out of its chrysanthemum. At the same time, I stared blankly at the ceiling like I was daydreaming.
The class leader, who was maintaining order in the classroom, walked near me and cleared her throat to remind me to pay attention to my image. But I was immersed in my thoughts and didn't respond at all.
The class leader finally couldn't help but say: "Ye Lin, do you think this is fun?"
I was stunned, my finger was still on the rubber ring.
"It's okay?" I answered absent-mindedly.
The class leader took the rubber ring off my finger and angrily put it in her skirt pocket, as if she saved an ignorant girl who was forced on by me.
Because a few of the computers in the computer classroom were out of order, I sat in between Eunuch Cao and the class leader after some rearrangement. Loud Mouth, Little Smart, and Xiao Qin sat in front of me.
The computer teacher gave us another PowerPoint slide with the topic of daily precautions for bird flu prevention.
The class leader did the teacher's homework with a serious expression. I felt the pressure around her was very low, so low that I didn't dare to speak.
I didn't have the mood or inspiration to do a PowerPoint, so I turned my head to the left to see how Eunuch Cao did it.
Eunuch Cao wrote in eye-catching red letters: If you don't have sex with chickens and ducks, you won't get bird flu.
That's fine, with Eunuch Cao as my scapegoat, it doesn't matter how bad I do.
I messily wrote dozens of pages, from how birds evolved from dinosaurs to the historical reason why Lu Zhishen called ruffians "birdmen". Although it doesn't look like it has anything to do with bird flu, it still makes people feel like it's amazing.
I used a picture of a penguin at the end of the PowerPoint, it was one of the few bird pictures I could find on the computer.
I returned to the front page of the PowerPoint and felt like I should add a picture to the front page, but I didn't know what to choose. Because I didn't get enough sleep while running the online store, I actually forgot the term "front page".
So I unfortunately asked Eunuch Cao: "If the last page is called the last page, then what's the first page called?"
Eunuch Cao raised his head: "— — First page?"
I didn't realize Eunuch Cao was joking. I turned to look at the class leader's computer screen and saw a swan leaping out of the water under the title "Bird Flu Prevention and Control Methods". Although it didn't look like it was sick, it definitely matched my penguin.
In order to break the awkwardness, I casually praised: "Class leader, your first page is pretty good!"
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