I remember someone once set up a joke on Taobao: Substitute Homework, Substitute Students, Substitute Teachers …
The part about substitute teachers clearly stated: Female teacher 200 yuan, male teacher 300 yuan, PE teacher out of the question.
Once you see our PE teacher, Li DaYong, you'll understand why the PE teacher is out of the question.
Li DaYong was in his thirties or forties, he was tall and sturdy. Whenever it was summer, he would wear a vest for hurdles to accentuate his bronzed muscles.
Li DaYong was different from the homeroom teacher, he wasn't afraid of me. To him, I was just a normal student with a good physique. The position of PE committee member doesn't require you to have good grades, as long as you can control the students and have a loud voice.
After PE class began, Li DaYong called me to the front of the line and gave a few simple instructions to me and everyone. That was when I officially took up the position.
The first task he gave me was relatively simple: Lead the group and run four laps around the school building with the boys, then I can do whatever I want.
On the girls' side, Xiong YaoYue was supervising everyone to practice the 100m run. Xiong YaoYue held the stopwatch the PE teacher gave her and proudly shouted commands to the slow students like an Olympic coach:
"Gong CaiCai, I'm talking to you! You're as slow as a turtle! What are you going to do if the bad guys come! "
I originally thought that since there were so many people who opposed me becoming the PE committee member, I would encounter a lot of non-violent actions once I started directing them. But it might be because they were afraid of me using violence, so they all obediently followed my commands and ran in an orderly fashion.
Niu ShiLi, who was following closely behind me, was no exception.
But his expression was especially serious, as if he was ready to go to war at any time. If I did anything that didn't match my status as the PE committee member, he would definitely question me on behalf of everyone.
Eunuch Cao suddenly shouted from the back of the line: "Master, master! Let's slow down when we're near the girls! "
Can a girl's running make you fantasize? I really can't stand you.
Thus I asked for everyone's opinion: "Does anyone support Eunuch Cao? If no one supports us, then our running speed won't change! "
The line was silent for a while. All I could hear was the sound of running shoes on the concrete floor. Finally, a stuttering voice said:
"PE … PE committee member, that sounds like a good idea …"
With the first person to speak up, the others also gathered their courage and began to talk at once.
"Yes, yes! The PE teacher only told us to run laps. He didn't say when we should run fast or slow! Slow down when you can see the girl, and speed up when you can't see the girl! At least there's some motivation … "
"Good, good idea! As the saying goes, one is a scholar and the other is a warrior, there is a balance between tension and relaxation. When a man and a woman work together, work won't be tiring! "
F * ck you! You're clearly just a group of hungry perverts, yet you're still trying to put on a show!? Also, it wasn't easy for me to implement democracy as a new official, but in the end, the voting results were so one-sided?
No wonder when I was discussing democracy with my dad, he said that the principle of the minority obeying the majority was not always applicable. Because according to that principle, gang rape was completely innocent.
However, it was hard to go against public opinion, so I could only slow down my pace when I approached the female training grounds.
Gong CaiCai was out of breath as she was forced to run a few rounds by Xiong YaoYue. Her bountiful breasts caused the male team to have a good time, and some even whistled in an unbridled manner.
"Don't whistle!" Eunuch Cao has never been this confident in PE class. It's probably because I became the PE committee member, so he felt like he could use his connections to intimidate others.
"It's my master's first day as a PE committee member and he's already showing everyone the benefits, it's a risk! You guys should also take it easy! If the class leader gets angry, wouldn't my master be the one to suffer? "
The boys in the team became yes-men and didn't make any noise. They only stared at Gong CaiCai's breasts without moving their eyes.
Behind me, Niu ShiLi's face did not look too good.
In the past, when there were no male PE committee members, he was often the first to run laps. Due to our similar height, I would usually be right behind him. Now the order is reversed.
He doesn't support deliberately slowing down to peep at girls, but it wasn't my idea, it was the result of a vote by all the boys. If he wants to oppose me, then he should be prepared to become the enemy of all the boys.
Also, I don't believe that you didn't look at Gong CaiCai's breasts from beginning to end. Even a Spartan like me couldn't hold back, do you have this awareness?
That's why Niu ShiLi didn't say anything in the end and entered the strange "fast — — slow — — fast" cycle with everyone else.
During one of the laps, the class leader's heroic posture of running back and forth caught everyone's attention.
Shu Sha was wearing sports attire that made her look skinny, her running posture was standard, and her long hair was pulled into a straight line behind her.
"Class leader, you're not bad!" Xiong YaoYue happily went up and patted the class leader's back, "You're almost catching up to me! Run again! You might be able to break your previous record if you run again! "
The class leader, who had just finished running, glanced at the stopwatch with a slightly flushed face, "I already broke my own record, isn't this 0.1 seconds slower than last time?"
"Is that so?" Xiong YaoYue scratched the back of her head and laughed, "I forgot, I forgot! Class leader, you're really going all out! Are you running so fast because you want to easily catch up to vehicles that break the rules after you become a traffic police? "
The class leader's face darkened: "I want to be a criminal police officer, not a traffic police officer."
"It's always a police officer! Why are you bullying me because I have a bad memory! " Xiong YaoYue curled her lips and ran next to Gong CaiCai who was resting by the flower bed. She put her hands on her hips and yelled at her:
"Miss, get up! Aren't you ashamed that your grades are the worst! Again, again! "
Gong CaiCai looked like she was about to cry. Xiong YaoYue saw that it wasn't good, so she quickly comforted her:
"Okay, okay, I won't let you run anymore. Don't cry, the class leader is going to scold me if you keep crying. Also, you're not the worst in the class. Ren XiaoQin classmate never participates in PE class, and she even fainted at the flag raising ceremony, so her body should be weaker than yours … There's someone worse than you! Do you feel better? "
It was just as Xiong YaoYue said, Xiao Qin always sat alone in the classroom during PE class. I looked up and saw her waving at me from the back window. She seemed happy to see me sweating.
Anyway, she must have taken advantage of my absence to sit in my seat!
More than once, when I returned to the classroom from gym class, I found her asleep on my desk. Sometimes she would even have my sportswear under her arm.
"Hurry up and return my sportswear! Also, if you're going to sleep, sleep in your own seat! "
Every time this happened, Xiao Qin would tightly hug my sportswear as if she was reluctant to part with it.
"Ye Lin classmate's clothes have a calming scent that helps me sleep! Also, since we're childhood friends and lovers, what's wrong with sharing a 'desk'! "
I admit that Xiao Qin's brain damage is at the top of the class, but I would definitely disagree if you said she had no stamina.
One day, when Xiong YaoYue discovers Xiao Qin's true strength, she would definitely be shocked.
It was Loud Mouth's turn to run back and forth. Although she had a strong body, her running speed was average, and every step she took made a lot of noise.
Xiong YaoYue pointed at Loud Mouth's clumsy appearance and laughed: "Hahahaha, it's an earthquake! Godzilla is here, everyone run!! "
Loud Mouth was not a kind person. She glared at Xiong YaoYue and was about to use her Lobster Alien skills.
Xiong YaoYue made a scared expression and started running lightly. She purposely placed Loud Mouth in a position where she could touch her if she took another step, but she couldn't touch her no matter what.
Loud Mouth finally gave up after chasing her for half a lap. Xiong YaoYue, on the other hand, was in a good state. She ran another half a lap by herself, then she ran next to the boys' team and ran side by side with me. Her speed was not inferior at all.
"Hey!" She turned her head towards me, "How does it feel on your first day leading a team?"
Once it's summer, Xiong YaoYue's standard outfit is a short-sleeved shirt and hot pants. Her exposed thighs would make people blush. A small amount of sweat covered her wheat-colored skin, sparkling and translucent under the sunlight.
I don't know why she always smiles happily, but people can clearly see the two canines in her mouth.
"Hey! I'm talking to you! What are you shy about! "
She punched me on the shoulder as if she was familiar with me, and the guys burst into laughter.
"What are you laughing at!" Xiong YaoYue scolded, "If you keep laughing, I'll give each of you a kick! Don't think you can rebel just because you have a male PE committee member! "
I tried my best to keep the boys' pace steady while saying to Xiong YaoYue awkwardly:
"Xiong classmate …"
"You're the Xiong classmate!" Xiong YaoYue said angrily, "You're not allowed to call me Xiong classmate! Xiao Xiong, Xiao Yao, Xiao Yue, you can pick any of these names, Yao Yao or Yue Yue, but you're not allowed to call me Xiong classmate, and you're not allowed to call me by my full name! "
Someone at the back of the team interrupted: "Most girls call her Xiao Xiong, but guys usually call her Yue Yue …"
A confused expression appeared on Xiong YaoYue's face, "Yaoyao is a nice name, why doesn't anyone call me that?"
When she mentioned this, I couldn't help but glance at her chest. It couldn't be helped. Back then, Taiwan's otaku goddess, Yaoyao, was the one whose advertisement line was "Kill a lot". She left a deep impression on people with a pair of hot breasts.
As for Xiong YaoYue's breasts, even though they bounced up and down like a bunny when she ran, they still haven't reached Yaoyao's level (they're not even comparable to the class leader), so it's only natural that guys don't call you Yaoyao.
"Then should I call you Yue Yue?" I used a negotiating tone.
"Sure!" She replied straightforwardly, "We can discuss it if you don't call me by my full name! Oh right, now that you're a PE committee member, it'll be your turn to help when we go to the gym to grab equipment! "
"When I used to grab heavy items, I could only grab boys to help. You guys are also lazy, slack, and dilly-dally … from now on, this job is yours! I'm free! Hahahaha — — "
She smiled as if she had eaten honey, and sped away.
The phone and SIM card that I bought online arrived very quickly.
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