After some questioning, Eunuch Cao finally told me his entire plan.
It turns out that in addition to the wig, he also borrowed various pinhole cameras from Director Cao. He wanted to persuade Shu Zhe to wear a wig and disguise himself as a woman. Then he would install cameras everywhere in the women's washroom. That way, he could shamelessly take all kinds of photos.
"Jie Jie Jie Jie, master, your disciple's idea isn't bad! There are a lot of fashionably dressed girls that come to the city center to watch movies. If I take a photo of them in the washroom, I can sell it for a high price online! "
I punched him in the head and he almost bit his tongue.
"Bastard! Why would anyone buy this kind of super dirty photo? "
Eunuch Cao held the bump on his head and mumbled: "It's true! There really are people who buy it! It's my dad's colleague in Japan … "
Colleagues who shoot AV films together! Sure enough, Japan is full of perverts. Eunuch Cao, you're doing these photos to earn foreign exchange!
Although I'm not Xiao Qin's real boyfriend, when I think about Xiao Qin being photographed by Eunuch Cao's camera, I can't help but get angry. So I grabbed Eunuch Cao's neck with both hands and made him scream like a drowning duck.
"Stop pinching! Master, stop pinching! Cough cough cough — — I'm going to die! It's not like Ah Zhe agreed! "
Damn, your name is so mushy! The class leader only calls her brother 'Xiao Zhe', but your new name for Shu Zhe makes my back go cold!
At first, I thought Shu Zhe behaved well when he didn't agree to Eunuch Cao's evil plan in the face of the temptation of money. But after thinking about it carefully, Shu Zhe might just be against women's clothing. If you exclude women's clothing, he might participate in any evil plan for the sake of money.
After escaping from my hands with great difficulty, Eunuch Cao lifted his heavy backpack and untied his belt next to the urinal.
"I can't accept it … I can't even use such a good opportunity. I've carried such a heavy bag for nothing! What a pity! Even if I wore a wig, I wouldn't be able to fool those girls … "
That's enough, Eunuch Cao! Shu Zhe wearing women's clothing had already traumatized me. Do you want to do it again? If Shu Zhe's crossdressing was said to be deceiving consumers, then Eunuch Cao's crossdressing was like the Chernobyl radiation that would blind a dog's eyes!
Right when Eunuch Cao and I were releasing the pressure on our bladders, Shu Zhe actually walked in with his head down.
Seeing that Eunuch Cao was still there, he frowned, but it might be because I was there, he seemed to be more at ease than when he first escaped.
"The toilet upstairs is actually being renovated …"
Shu Zhe said to himself as he unzipped his jeans. However, he didn't stand next to me to pee. Instead, he stood in the corner furthest away from me. When he peed, he even hid himself so that I wouldn't see him.
Being coy is not manly at all! A man should be open and aboveboard no matter what he does! Peeing was no exception! We're both men. So what if I see it? I let your sister see it under the bridge last time!
Or are you afraid that I'll laugh at you for being small like Chen YingRan?
Among the three of them, Eunuch Cao was the first to end his battle. With a sinister smile on his face, he pretended to be going out and sneakily crept behind Shu Zhe. He secretly took out a wig from his backpack and suddenly put it on Shu Zhe from behind!
At first, the wig was crooked, but Shu Zhe subconsciously struggled and managed to straighten it. Because he hadn't finished peeing, Shu Zhe couldn't resist with both hands, so he could only let the bright light brown wig stay on his head.
"Hahahaha — — Hehehehe — — Jie Jie Jie Jie" Eunuch Cao laughed after his prank succeeded, "How is it? Look at it yourself! He's just like a woman after wearing a wig! Master, come over and take a look! I told you I had a good eye, right? "
I really didn't want to look at Shu Zhe in female clothing anymore, but since Eunuch Cao was making a ruckus, I couldn't help but glance over.
Di Hao Cinema's washroom was quite luxurious. The air was filled with the fragrance of air freshener, the tiles were shiny, and the facilities were well maintained. Above every urinal in the men's washroom, there was a small mirror that could be used to observe oneself.
Shu Zhe looked at himself in the mirror with a face full of unhappiness.
It was only a wig, a wig with neat bangs and long sideburns. The length slightly reached his shoulders, but it changed his overall appearance.
His face turned pink from anger from being teased. His lips were deformed from biting together, and it was ten times more exaggerated than the class leader's — — he already looked like a pitiful girl who was about to explode in front of us who knew the inside story, let alone a stranger who saw him for the first time.
Shu Zhe quickly zipped up his jeans and angrily walked to the sink to wash his hands.
The reason why he didn't take off the wig first was because there was a hairnet inside the wig. It would tightly constrict the head, so it couldn't be easily taken off. Also, Shu Zhe didn't want to touch his scalp with his dirty hands that just peed.
As luck would have it, there was no one in the men's washroom for a long time. While Shu Zhe was washing his hands, a tall, skinny, fashionably dressed person who looked like a university student walked in.
The university student was stunned the moment he saw Shu Zhe.
If I saw a 13 or 14 year old girl washing her hands in the men's washroom, I would also be stunned.
I thought the university student would immediately run out of the washroom and go to the sign to confirm if he walked into the women's washroom by mistake, but this guy was calmer than I imagined. He only took one glance and saw the urinal that only men's washrooms had, and I was zipping up my pants.
Shu Zhe was embarrassed and anxious when he saw someone else come in. His face was as red as an apple. He wanted to immediately take off the wig after washing his hands, but he didn't have much strength to begin with, and he was dizzy from anger. He also had soapy water on his hands, so he couldn't take it off even after trying a few times.
The university student stared at Shu Zhe's face for five or six seconds, then he suddenly walked up and placed one hand on his chest as if he wanted to help. He asked politely: "Beauty, do you need help?"
Eunuch Cao was originally covering his mouth and laughing sinisterly. He wanted to see how the situation would develop, but when he heard the university student's question, he couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Because the other party mistook him for a girl, Shu Zhe fiercely glared at the university student and lost his rationality. He didn't even take off the wig and directly walked out of the washroom.
He didn't expect the university student to block Shu Zhe and not let him go out. Shu Zhe went left, he went left, Shu Zhe went right, he went right.
Shu Zhe couldn't get out, so he shouted angrily: "Get out of my way! I'm a boy! "
I don't know if it was because of the wig, but I felt that Shu Zhe's voice became a lot more flirtatious. In the university student's ears, he would probably think that the other party had the personality of an unruly rich young miss.
"Boy? How could there be a boy as cute as you? "
The university student expressed his disbelief.
Shu Zhe was fuming with anger. In an instant, he reached out his hand to unzip his jeans so that the other party could verify his identity.
But the zipper stopped when it was pulled to the side. Maybe he felt uncomfortable showing his private parts in front of a man, or maybe he simply felt that his size was too small and he was ashamed to show it.
Thus his already bright red face became even redder than before.
Although the white shirt and jeans were relatively unisex, when paired with the beautiful shoulder-length wig, it immediately made him look like a weak version of the smaller class leader. Especially when his face was completely red and he reached out to unzip his crotch, it was easy to cause people to have wild and fanciful thoughts. Eunuch Cao, who was on the side, was dumbfounded.
The changes in the university student's expression were worth mentioning. First it was surprise, then it was doubt, and then it turned into enlightenment and joy.
He stretched out his arms and pulled Shu Zhe into his embrace, giving him an intimate 360-degree hug.
"I like traps too!!"
It wasn't just Shu Zhe who was suffocating, even Eunuch Cao and I were stunned.
The university student introduced himself with a face full of excitement: "My name is Fan Chuan, you can call me Xiao Chuan! What's your name? Can you be my girlfriend? "
Shu Zhe was angered to the point of vomiting blood, "I, I'm a man!"
Fan Chuan gave a thumbs up and made a 'no problem' gesture, "It doesn't matter if you're a man! True love doesn't care about gender! "
Shu Zhe turned his head and shouted at me: "Brother Ye Lin, save me! There's a pervert here! "
Fan Chuan glanced at me with eyes full of disappointment and hostility, "Are you his boyfriend?"
You're the f * cking boyfriend! Who's as perverted as you? You know he's a trap, but you still don't know when to retreat!
"Oh, it's good that you don't have a boyfriend!" He looked at Shu Zhe's panicking eyes with an extremely serious expression and demanded word by word: "Promise to be my girlfriend! Promise me now! "
Shu Zhe was angry and scared, but he couldn't break free with his own strength. He was so anxious that he was about to cry. His expression made Fan Chuan even more excited, as if he was an otaku who found the seed of an AV he had been searching for.
I was afraid that this pervert would hurt Shu Zhe's body, so I walked over to remind him to be careful. Shu Zhe seized the chance to get out of his bear hug. He staggered and ran to the corridor with tears in his eyes.
Fan Chuan chased after Shu Zhe's figure without hesitation. Halfway through, a woman wearing high heels tried to stop Fan Chuan, "Xiao Chuan! What are you doing! Why is there a girl coming out of the men's washroom? "
Looking at the situation, this person was most likely Fan Chuan's girlfriend.
I originally thought that since his real girlfriend appeared, no matter how perverted Fan Chuan was, it would be over. I never expected Fan Chuan to open his mouth and say: "I'm sorry! I only realized today that I like traps! Let's break up! "
What the fuck are you saying!? Is the relationship between you and your girlfriend less important than the wig on Shu Zhe's head? How come it's the first time Shu Zhe wore women's clothing in public, and the couple broke up? Can you not be so exaggerated!
In the end, Fan Chuan was still dragged away by his furious girlfriend and he didn't even watch the rest of the movie. Before he was dragged out of the theater, Fan Chuan pointed at the fleeing Shu Zhe and said: "Wait for me! I'll be back! "
Shu Zhe, who was still wearing the wig, ran like a headless fly and accidentally bumped into Xiao Qin who was walking over from the women's washroom.
Xiao Qin looked at Shu Zhe's face in confusion. She didn't recognize him, nor did she have any signs of androphobia.
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