"What are you doing!" I yelled at Xiao Qin, who was lying on my desk, "Class is about to start! Hurry up and make way for me! "
Xiao Qin turned her face away sadly. Her face that was pressed on her elbow had turned cherry red from being pressed for a long time.
"I'm committing suicide! Ye Lin classmate's cruel and merciless aura is still lingering on this desk. Don't mind me, I'll die if I lay there for a bit longer. "
She pouted and buried her face under her arm again.
"Cruel and merciless? How am I cruel and merciless? "
"Isn't that the case?" Xiao Qin's muffled voice came from under her arm, "Is that something a human would do to invite other girls with a movie ticket that your girlfriend gave you!"
"Didn't I tell you not to mention that you're my girlfriend in school?" I kicked the leg of the chair under Xiao Qin's butt, "You're not allowed to cry! If you keep making a fuss, I'll fire you from being my secret girlfriend! "
Xiao Qin had no choice but to return to her seat dejectedly.
She only recovered from her dejected mood when she heard that I wasn't going to the cinema with the class leader on a date, but invited a few other people.
"Why, why do you have to invite other people?" Xiao Qin asked in puzzlement, "Isn't it better if it's just the two of us?"
Watch a movie alone with you? Stop dreaming! Once the lights are turned off and it's pitch black, who knows what they'll do to me! Getting physical is already a light punishment!
Although that's what I thought, I can't say it out loud. I have to use a dignified reason.
"Hmph, if you want to say why you lost the opportunity to watch a movie alone with me, it's still your fault!"
"Eh? Why me … what did I do wrong! "
Xiao Qin's expression was extremely wronged.
I said sternly: "It seems you still don't understand the meaning of the word 'secret' in 'secret girlfriend'!"
Xiao Qin looked at me attentively and acted as if she was waiting for me to dispel her doubts.
I shook my head like Xuanzang, "Since you've decided to be my secret girlfriend, you have to be like an underground party member during the war of liberation, you can't let a third person know!"
"But, but Ai Mi already knows!"
Xiao Qin already calls Ai Mi by her real name like me. She never showed any respect for her celebrity status anyway.
"That … was an accident." I argued, "And I don't think Ai Mi would publicize it. Anyway, you better keep this a secret! If you tell anyone else, I'll fire you! "
"Okay …" Xiao Qin wiped her tears and reluctantly agreed.
So at around 1: 30 on Saturday afternoon, I arrived at the entrance of the Imperial Cinema in the city center. I saw Xiao Qin looking around under a ginkgo tree. I don't know how long she had been waiting.
She was dressed in a festive outfit, a white dress of appropriate length with lace at the collar, and a rather playful sunhat.
When she saw me, she showed a look of welcome like a puppy seeing its master who had been away for a long time.
Caught off guard, she jumped over and hugged my waist. Then, she stood on tiptoe and kissed my neck.
"Hehehehe, let's go on a date ~?"
"What are you doing?" I quickly pushed her away, "There are so many people watching!"
"It doesn't matter! It's not like they know us! " Xiao Qin pouted and retorted, "In my eyes, they're no different than chickens, ducks, fish, and scallops! Do I have to keep the fact that I'm Ye Lin classmate's girlfriend a secret even in front of chickens, ducks, fish, and scallops? "
"Um …" I couldn't think of how to object. Xiao Qin saw that all the men and women were holding hands, so she also tightly hugged my arm like a little girl afraid of getting lost.
"Let go! The rest of the students will be here soon! "
"I'm not letting go, I'm not letting go, I'm not letting go! I waited under the sun for 2 hours and I only got 5 minutes to act spoiled to Ye Lin classmate. At least let me enjoy these 5 minutes of happiness! "
2 hours? We agreed to meet at 1: 40, did you really come at 11 in the morning? What's the point of coming so early! No one can guarantee that I'll be the first one. What if someone else comes first, then you won't even have these 5 minutes.
Xiao Qin excitedly and greedily hugged my arm. Her eyes under the sunhat were intoxicated and I felt a bit pitiful for her.
She saw an uncle selling balloons at the entrance of the theater. He was selling all kinds of Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf balloons. It was like a weightless tree growing towards the sky.
"I want a balloon, I want a balloon!" Xiao Qin acted spoiled like a child, "Buy me a balloon!"
Normally, no one would buy a balloon for her, but since she was the ticket provider for everyone and she waited for me for a long time, I reluctantly went over and asked the price of the balloon.
My walking speed slowed down because Xiao Qin was hugging one of my arms.
"Pleasant Goat 15, Big Big Wolf 20!"
The uncle didn't answer us patiently.
Why are the villains more expensive than the protagonists? Why does this big bad wolf with a scar on his face cost me a meal!
The uncle had a look of disdain: "How many kids come to the movies nowadays! Aren't they all here to find a partner? Only little kids like Pleasant Goat! Big Big Wolf is the model of a good man in China! Haven't you heard that song before? 'Marry a Big Big Wolf'! "
It seems that he was right. Most of the balloons that appeared in the hands of young girls were Big Big Wolf.
"I, I want Big Big Wolf's balloon too!" Xiao Qin said bravely. At the same time, she looked up at me timidly. Seeing that I was not angry, she changed to a spoiled tone: "I want, I want, I want ~!!"
Although I brought my wallet, I usually have a habit of putting some change in my pocket. Now that I reached out and touched it, I found that there was only a wrinkled ¥15.
I thought it was troublesome to hold my wallet, so I asked the uncle if he was willing to sell Big Big Big Wolf to us for a cheaper price.
The uncle snorted: "No bargaining! There are a lot of people in front of the theater! Even if you don't buy it, someone else will! Also, don't dislike what I say, you can't be stingy when spending money on your girlfriend! If you're this stingy, you might get dumped! "
I'll get dumped? It's already good enough that I don't dump Xiao Qin! If you say I'm stingy, then I'll show you how stingy I am.
Thus I pointed at a small blue balloon without any patterns and asked: "How much is this?"
The uncle rolled his eyes: "¥5, I'll take it for ¥5, no bargaining."
I handed the uncle ¥5 and gave the small, monotonous, and seemingly leaking balloon to Xiao Qin.
Xiao Qin pinched the balloon string and pouted unhappily.
But after walking two steps while holding the balloon, she recovered her radiant smile.
"No matter what, it's the first gift you bought me after I became your secret girlfriend. I'm going to take it home and treasure it like a family heirloom! "
Hey hey hey, don't you think you have too many family heirlooms? Also, balloons are bound to break no matter how much you treasure them! I'm clearly stingy and only bought you this kind of balloon, yet you're still satisfied? If that's the case, how can my "scumbag boyfriend" plan be implemented smoothly? Looks like I have to be ruthless! I've decided! I'll think of a way to pop the balloon today and let you cry your heart out!
I looked at my watch, it was 1: 40, but the class leader and the others still haven't arrived. Did something happen?
Xiao Qin should have realized that the 5 minutes were longer than expected, so she felt even more pleased that the heavens were on her side.
She saw a little fatty wearing glasses holding his father's hand and licking a large bag of cotton candy in satisfaction.
"I want cotton candy, I want cotton candy!!" Xiao Qin shouted while pointing at the cotton candy in the little fatty's hand, completely disregarding her identity as a beautiful girl.
The little fatty saw a beautiful older sister who was dressed like a real person staring at his snacks with glowing eyes. Furthermore, there was a ferocious person like me next to her. He immediately hid the cotton candy behind his back and pointed to an alley not far away: "I … I bought it over there …"
When I brought Xiao Qin to the alleyway, the little fatty let out a sigh of relief as if a heavy burden had been lifted from his shoulders.
The cotton candy seller was also an uncle, but he was more amiable.
"Young man, do you want cotton candy? It's ¥5 for the white one. "
"I want pink, I want pink!" Xiao Qin stomped her feet and said coquettishly, "It's almost time! I want pink cotton candy! "
The uncle thought Xiao Qin was talking about the movie's opening time, so he comforted her and said: "We'll make it, we'll make it, do you want pink?"
Since cotton candy can be eaten, it has a higher value in my heart compared to a completely useless balloon. Also, I can't keep cotton candy as a family heirloom, right?
So I nodded and told the uncle to make a pink cotton candy for Xiao Qin.
It didn't take long before Xiao Qin happily borrowed a large bag of pink cotton candy from the uncle's phone and ate it happily.
I took out ¥5 and gave it to the uncle. The uncle said to me in a friendly manner: "Young man, sorry, pink cotton candy costs ¥10."
"Ah? What's the difference between this and white? Is the color that expensive? "
The uncle was not impatient at all: "There's not a big difference, it's just that girls usually like pink. The color isn't worth much, but the mood is priceless!"
As expected, all merchants are crafty! But the uncle had a smile on his face the entire time, so it was hard to get angry at him. Also, Xiao Qin seemed to be in a good mood as she bit and licked the cotton candy.
I had no choice but to take out the remaining ¥10 in my pocket and give it to the uncle. The uncle said: "Thank you for your patronage." The corners of his eyes were filled with crafty smile lines.
Xiao Qin was holding the balloon in her left hand and the cotton candy in her right hand. She realized she didn't have a third arm to hug me, so she leaned against me like I was a wall or something else. I looked at my watch impatiently and complained about why the class leader and the others weren't here yet.
The class leader finally arrived with Shu Zhe after Xiao Qin ate 3/4 of the marshmallow and had a mouth full of sugar.
The class leader regretfully told me that Loud Mouth and Little Smart had something to do, so they couldn't come today.
While I was talking to the class leader, Eunuch Cao stumbled out from the back of the crowd. The black bag on his shoulder was very suspicious, I don't know what was inside.
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