I don't know who wrote a line of words with a highlighter pen on the back of the chair in front of us. The handwriting was sloppy and not easy to read. I slowly read the first few words: "May all the lovers in the world be …"
I naturally thought the next few words would be "will be a happy ending". I felt a bit touched and comforted that someone would leave a message of blessing for a stranger in this cold and detached society.
I didn't expect that after a closer look, there were more than four words. When read together, it actually read "May all the lovers in the world be long-lost biological siblings"!
So it wasn't a blessing but a curse! Which single loser came to watch a movie alone and wrote a curse from the bottom of his heart towards all the couples! Did the staff not notice because it was an invisible highlighter, so they kept it?
The line of words was very obvious in the dark and all five of us should have seen it.
Eunuch Cao stuck close to me from behind and laughed sinisterly: "Master, biological siblings aren't bad either! It might be more fun to play with! "
Xiao Qin realized there was also a man on her right, so she quickly hugged my left arm in the dark to relieve her nervousness. Maybe it was because Eunuch Cao was in the back and Xiao Qin couldn't see his face if she didn't turn around, so she felt a bit better.
"Who told you to hug my arm? We're all familiar with each other! " I lowered my voice and asked Xiao Qin. Although I knew that she was trying to fight against her phobia, she would definitely take advantage of me if I kept compromising.
Xiao Qin's face looked a bit pitiful in the dark, but her voice carried a bit of stubbornness.
"Didn't you say I can be your secret girlfriend as long as I'm not found out by familiar people! It's so dark here, who would find out I was hugging your arm? Just let me hug you ~ ~ ~ "
"Hmph, do whatever you want, but remember, if someone finds out, I'll expel you!"
I threatened fiercely.
"Okay, I'll be extra careful!"
Xiao Qin happily agreed and hugged my left arm even tighter until it was almost pressing against her chest.
Speaking of which, girls' clothes are really thin in the summer. Although my elbow isn't very sensitive, but what's with this soft and jelly-like elasticity! Is this your red bean bun? These days, he seemed to have grown a little, so he couldn't wait to show off to me?
Don't hold my arm and rub it back and forth! Even if it was very small, it would still be discovered! In your understanding, is that what couples in love are supposed to do in a dark movie theater? Luckily, I called someone else over! Otherwise, I might lose my virginity!
My left arm was uncomfortable from being rubbed by her. My left hand subconsciously wanted to grab onto something to vent my anger. I just casually grabbed, but I didn't expect to grab onto her skirt.
Xiao Qin's body immediately froze, and she also stopped rubbing her chest against me.
Although I couldn't see it clearly in the dark, the heat of her blush was clearly transmitted to my skin.
Are you scared? A long time ago, I found out that you are strong in appearance but weak in reality. Although you are full of dirty jokes and act like a hooligan, and if I show shyness and avoid, you will become even worse. But once I counterattack shamelessly, does your pure girl's desire for love, which is influenced by shoujo manga, make you afraid?
But, I wasn't intentionally acting like a hooligan, I wasn't intentionally grabbing your skirt!
Although Xiao Qin was very shy, she didn't show any signs of resistance. She closed her eyes and didn't dare to look at me. It was as if she was hugging her entire life, and she was hugging the arm that already lifted up her skirt.
What do you mean? Did you acquiesce? Even if I put my hand into your skirt, you wouldn't resist? Huh? She even slightly spread her legs apart! This is the rhythm of a H manga!
Who do you think I am! Do you think I would put my hand between your legs in front of the class leader and other students in a public place like a movie theater and shamelessly molest you?
Stop joking! Do you think I would be seduced by your body and fall into eternal damnation? Also, Eagle-Eye Shu Sha is sitting on the right. Although I don't know how good her night vision is, there's a high chance she would notice what I was doing! I don't want the saying 'Ye Lin is a shameless pervert' to be spread throughout the school through the class leader's mouth!
After a series of complicated psychological struggles, I put down Xiao Qin's skirt again.
Xiao Qin, who had her eyes closed, felt the cool breeze of her skirt and slowly opened her eyes.
She breathed a sigh of relief and looked at me with disappointment. She whispered beside me: "Actually, if the other party was Ye Lin classmate, it doesn't matter what they do to me. Isn't a girlfriend's responsibility to let their boyfriend touch them … "
Where did you hear this kind of responsibility from? It's Chen YingRan! It's definitely the school pervert Chen YingRan! If a girlfriend's responsibility is to let their boyfriend touch them, then what about a boyfriend's responsibility? Is it fine as long as you touch them? What a clear division of labor! Do you guys want to rely on friction to generate electricity and one day replace the Three Gorges Hydropower Station with a clean and natural energy source?
While Xiao Qin and I were sneakily doing those things, the class leader took out a piece of tissue from her bag and started wiping the back of the chair that had fluorescent words written on it.
"I can't stand it, how can he write and draw in public? The person who came with him didn't even try to stop him. "The class leader muttered to herself.
Class leader, you're stupid! If someone came with him, he wouldn't have written these words filled with resentment! He must have shed tears of blood in his heart. Listening to the whispers of the lovers around him, he must have left these heartfelt words on the back of the chair!
If he was unlucky enough to also watch the terrible movie 'Tang Bo Hu vs. Chu Liu Xiang', wouldn't he be tortured internally and externally? Wouldn't he vomit blood as soon as he left the theater? If that's the case, then these fluorescent words are the last words of the FFF senior! Class leader, don't wipe it! At least let the juniors of the FFF group admire it! For them, the value of these words is no less than the manuscript version of the 'Communist Manifesto'!
The big screen was already playing commercials sponsored by the manufacturers, but Shu Zhe was still playing with his phone in the dark without raising his head.
"Hmph, the person who wrote these words definitely doesn't have an older or younger sister." Although he didn't raise his head, Shu Zhe was able to clearly see the precious historical material. He commented with a tone of contempt: "Even if they're separated for ten or twenty years, people still won't fall in love with their own siblings. Even rats know to avoid inbreeding, would humans be more stupid than rats? I think all those works that promote sibling love are pure YY, or the authors are perverts! "
Although he didn't say it out loud, his words still faintly showed that he still held some dissatisfaction towards his sister. He probably feels that his relationship is being monitored, so he dislikes his sister.
The class leader could hear the attitude in her brother's tone, but she didn't understand the reason. She could only helplessly assume that her brother had reached his rebellious phase.
When the movie officially started, and the words "Tang Bo Hu vs. Chu Liu Xiang" appeared on the big screen, the small number of people in the audience quieted down.
The opening wasn't long. Other than the director, the main actor, and the martial arts director, Auntie Ren's name was the most eye-catching.
But I felt that it would be shameful for Auntie Ren to sign her name on such a terrible movie. I couldn't bear to watch and covered my eyes.
At this time, Eunuch Cao whispered behind me: "Master, did you notice that the class leader's brother looks quite similar to the class leader?"
I subconsciously looked to my right. The class leader and Shu Zhe were wearing the same clothes. In the darkness, the difference between long hair and short hair was not obvious. The light from the big screen shone on both of their faces. They had the same fair skin and lustrous skin. If Shu Zhe widened his listless eyes, the resemblance would be even greater.
But the resemblance between the siblings was not a good memory for me. I clearly remembered that I almost masturbated with the photo of Shu Zhe pretending to be his sister. The time I caught Shu Zhe taking a selfie almost made my lungs explode.
I pretended to be completely uninterested in Eunuch Cao's question, "So what if there's a bit of resemblance?"
Eunuch Cao laughed sinisterly, "I'm ashamed, I'm ashamed! I've been cultivating under master's tutelage for many years, but it wasn't until a few days ago that I realized the class leader's brother was like an unpolished jade in a rock. After a bit of pondering, there's a wonderful use for him! "
I vaguely felt that it wasn't good, "What wonderful use?"
Eunuch Cao was still criticizing himself: "I realized it so late, I'm ashamed to face my ancestors, I'm ashamed to be their son!"
F * ck you! You didn't realize Shu Zhe's potential as a trap, and you're ashamed to the point where you're ashamed to face your ancestors? You've done so many filthy things, but I've never seen you feel ashamed? I thought the big loss was shameless! Don't tell me, the big loss also has its own dignity? Is it because you didn't do enough, so you feel ashamed?
Speaking of which, I don't know who your ancestors are, but your father, Director Cao, who is determined to shoot domestic AV films, is also a big loss. You feel ashamed to be his son, from a certain point of view, you're not wrong.
"What's in your bag?" I became alert.
"Shh, master, lower your voice, it's just a little prop for filming a movie …"
A little prop for filming a movie? Props for filming AV films? You're really deranged! You actually brought those things to the cinema! Also, did you buy those props from my house!?
"Don't worry, don't worry, how could a disciple harm his master? Props for filming AV films can also be wigs … "
Wig? Why did you bring a wig here? What else did you put in your bag besides a wig? Did you change your mind because you couldn't satisfy your evil desires on the class leader's body?
Eunuch Cao, you're really wrong about yourself! You're not worthy to be a son at all! You've already surpassed your master and become a big loss that even Director Cao can't catch up to!
I think Shu Zhe is going to have a bad day today.
But seeing how he's ignoring his sister and is only playing with his phone, I don't really want to help him.
In addition, Eunuch Cao's fighting strength is obvious to all, and Shu Zhe's lack of strength also broke the record of being weak.
If Eunuch Cao wants to force Shu Zhe, I'm afraid he won't be able to. Or, as a big loser, would he use illegal drugs or hire people to help?
But what does it have to do with me? I'll just eat the large bucket of popcorn I bought before entering and carefully watch the martial arts choreography in this terrible film.
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