You're not afraid of Shu Zhe just because he's wearing a wig? Xiao Qin, how casual is your androphobia?
Not only was she not afraid, she even curiously stared at him for a while with a happy expression.
I thought Xiao Qin was cheering because she saw through Shu Zhe's true colors, but I didn't expect Xiao Qin to directly press her hand on Shu Zhe's chest.
"Aiyaya, I finally found a girl who's flatter than me …"
In the end, you still didn't recognize me!? Put your hand down! If the other party was a real girl, how rude was it for you to do such a thing and say such cruel words!
Seeing the tears in Shu Zhe's eyes, Xiao Qin said in a comforting tone: "What's wrong? Are you being bullied? Don't worry, I'll protect you! After all, it's a rare resource! "
What is a rare resource? Flat breasts! Is it a complete airport! Just like when you saw Gong CaiCai's large breasts, now that you see a girl who's flatter than you, you suddenly have a good impression and want to protect her from harm? Isn't this the same feeling as a student who's second from the bottom being afraid of the last one transferring to another school?
Also, let go of the claw of Lushan that's grabbing onto Shu Zhe's chest! It seems like you're having a lot of fun pinching! You don't have any breasts, you're as flat as you used to be, that's what you're thinking! Do you think you're a bitter daughter-in-law?
Just how sexist was this scene?! The Little Tyrant who once thought he was a boy was unscrupulously touching the non-existent breasts of a cross-dressing young man and couldn't help but let out a naughty laugh … My brain is in a mess! To outsiders, you guys look like lesbians, but I feel like you guys are gay!
Xiao Qin didn't realize the girl was Shu Zhe until I got closer. She called out to me with a face full of excitement: "Come, come! This girl's breasts are even smaller than mine! I'm finally not the girl with the smallest breasts on earth! "
Seeing my embarrassed expression, Xiao Qin thought I didn't believe her words, so she pushed Shu Zhe in front of me and said: "If you don't believe me, feel it yourself!"
Xiao Qin, you're getting more and more outrageous! In order to prove that your breasts are not the smallest, is it okay to push a girl you don't know to your boyfriend to touch your breasts? Also, who wants to touch a trap's chest! Do you think I'm a trap freak like Fan Chuan?
Shu Zhe, who was exhausted by Eunuch Cao, Fan Chuan, and Xiao Qin, had the words' broken 'written all over his body. I felt like the class leader would be alerted if this continued, so I grabbed the wig and pulled it off with two screams from Shu Zhe.
Coincidentally, as soon as Shu Zhe finished screaming, Xiao Qin also screamed when she realized it was a boy and threw herself into my arms.
Shu Zhe, who had regained consciousness due to the pain, ran back to the cinema hall at a speed he never had before. On his way back, he saw Eunuch Cao greeting him intimately and cursed, "Pervert! I'll tell my sister! "
Eunuch Cao's body trembled when he heard Shu Zhe was going to complain to the class leader. The backpack with the camera almost fell from his hand.
The frightened Xiao Qin was still shivering in my arms.
"Ye, Ye Lin classmate, I just touched another boy … my hand … my hand will rot!"
Although I said I would only let Xiao Qin be my secret girlfriend, I didn't feel the need to avoid suspicion in front of Eunuch Cao since he already called Xiao Qin master's wife.
That's why I didn't push Xiao Qin away. Instead, I patted her back and comforted her: "Don't be afraid, it won't rot. Just pretend you're touching brother Chun or brother Zeng!"
"But … I thought I finally found my own kind, I didn't expect it to be a fake!"
Xiao Qin's expression was like an unlucky parent who let her child drink Sanlu by mistake.
Same kind? What kind? Do you think you're a flat-chested alien wandering the earth? On the contrary, Gong CaiCai is a big-chested alien who always bullies you and laughs at you? Are you in a rush to recruit subordinates because you plan on starting a holy war against big-chested aliens?
At this time, Eunuch Cao walked over in embarrassment and Xiao Qin quickly moved to the side.
That's right, no matter how dumb Xiao Qin is, there's no way she would mistake Eunuch Cao for a girl. If one day Eunuch Cao acts as a trap, even I would have to poke our own eyes.
"Leader, disciple … disciple suddenly felt unwell. I might have been poisoned by Yin Yang Joyous Union Powder. I'm afraid I can't continue watching movies with the leader, please allow disciple to leave first!"
Yin Yang Joyous Union Powder my ass! You're probably afraid Shu Zhe will complain to his sister and get scolded by the class leader! Are you going to run away with your tail between your legs now?
Before escaping, Eunuch Cao mysteriously went to a snack stall and bought a portion of popcorn for me as a parting gift.
"Why did you give me this?" I asked strangely, "Turns out you didn't even finish the bucket!"
The popcorn Eunuch Cao brought was something he specifically asked the shop assistant to wrap in soft kraft paper. I don't know what his intentions were.
After hearing my question, Eunuch Cao laughed wretchedly: "Jie Jie Jie Jie — — do you still need me to remind you since you're as smart as master? As long as you poke a hole in the bottom of the paper bag, it'll be extremely useful! "
After saying this, he hurriedly ran off with his bag. Along the way, he looked back several times to see if the class leader was chasing after him.
I returned to my seat with the bag of popcorn in bewilderment. The screen was already showing Chu Liu Xiang using 'Tianyi Divine Water' to fight Tang Bo Hu.
Students who like to read wuxia novels like me might know that 'Tianyi Divine Water' is a shocking poison. But today, when Li Tian Yi's case is in an uproar, I always feel that 'Tianyi Divine Water' is an even more disgusting thing.
Actually, Eunuch Cao was overthinking things. Shu Zhe didn't tell his sister that he was tricked because it would be too embarrassing to talk about the details.
The class leader did ask me why Eunuch Cao didn't come back with us. I casually said it was because he was too ugly, so he was taken away by the patrol team.
The class leader actually didn't pursue the matter and accepted the made-up reason. If it wasn't for the fact that she was still absent-minded because of her rebellious brother, then she would have been tormented by the shitty film 'Tang Bo Hu vs. Chu Liu Xiang'. That's why some people left first.
As a foodie, Xiao Qin was very happy that I brought back a bag of steaming hot popcorn. The class leader, on the other hand, said that it was a waste to buy a new one without finishing the old one. She didn't cherish the fruits of the farmer's labor.
"Don't worry about the old one or the new one." I said, "If you guys don't hurry up and eat, this bag is going to turn cold."
Just like last time, I placed the bag of popcorn on my lap so Xiao Qin and the class leader could easily reach it. Shu Zhe didn't like to eat popcorn. According to him, popcorn was a very coarse food. He bought chocolate for himself and kept it in his mouth, but he had no intention of sharing it with others.
The heat insulation of the paper bag was slightly weaker than the original paper tube. The hot popcorn warmed my lower abdomen. I suddenly remembered what Eunuch Cao said before: If you poke a hole in the bottom of the paper bag, there will be endless uses.
Poke a hole? What can I do with a hole? If I poke a hole in the paper bag, wouldn't all the popcorn spill onto my pants? Unless I use something to block it … with my fingers? What does that have to do with endless uses?
Wait! Eunuch Cao's words must be interpreted in the most vulgar and shameless way! Don't tell me I shouldn't use my fingers to block it, but … should I use my dick!?
It's perverted enough, but there's no benefit to it, right? Only people with exhibitionism would do that, right? The popcorn that just came out of the pot would definitely burn your dick red, right? Isn't that self-abuse!
Just as I thought of this, the class leader reached into the paper bag and picked up a piece of popcorn and put it between her lips. Xiao Qin was much more greedy and grabbed a handful in one go.
Although it was summer, I was drenched in cold sweat.
Eunuch Cao, you're too perverted! You're suggesting I poke a hole in the bottom of the paper bag and secretly put my dick inside. That way, the class leader and Xiao Qin might touch that thing when they grab the popcorn? Isn't that the same as beating me up in disguise!
It's so easy to operate, I seriously suspect that Eunuch Cao, or even Director Cao, has personally used this method before! Also, I don't have one girl next to me, but two. If I did that, it would be double stimulation for me when they take turns to grab the popcorn. On one hand, I'm worried that my plot will be exposed, on the other hand, I'm looking forward to the moment when the popcorn is getting lighter and lighter … How perverted am I! If I did that, I would definitely spray Tianyi God's Water in the middle of the food! Also, would it be possible for a girl to eat the popcorn that was already spiked? Eunuch Cao, you even calculated this step!
When I was letting my imagination run wild, Xiao Qin suddenly reached out and dug deep into the popcorn. "I found out that the bottom part is even hotter and sweeter!" She happily grabbed a handful of popcorn and ate it like a hamster.
I immediately felt like a million curses were flying through my mind.
It's fine to eat the popcorn, but don't dig so deep and stimulate a place that shouldn't be stimulated, okay?
Although she didn't poke a hole in the bottom of the paper bag, it still deformed! It became a karst landscape like Thousand Needles, and there was only one wretched stone pillar that reached into the sky. It pushed the popcorn to the sides!
The paper bag on my lap is now abnormally stable even without my hands!
What made me hate the most was that there was an exciting martial arts scene on the big screen. Although it was only a short five minutes, the few patient audience members were attracted. The frequency of the class leader reaching for the popcorn also increased because of this.
Auntie Ren, do you have a grudge against me? Put the martial arts scene you're in charge of here! Don't you know I'm doing my best to change the karst landscape in the paper bag? Now Xiao Qin and the class leader are taking turns to take the popcorn from the paper bag. This is comparable to the ten great tortures of the Qing Dynasty!
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