I removed the core of a massage stick and threw it into a trash can outside the school. I originally thought I would be able to dispose of one per day, but I never expected it would lead to negative comments about Qingzi High School.
"The girls in Qingzi High School are so thirsty. Look at the size of the massage sticks they throw out. Even foreigners might not be able to handle the size! "
The people from Zhonghai Civil and Military School were especially fond of these comments.
"Don't stop me! I'm going to Qingzi High School to find a girlfriend! The boys in Qingzi High School can't even satisfy the girls in their own school, they're a disgrace to us men! The body I've trained for years is finally useful! "
I never expected throwing away a massage stick would have such a negative impact. When Xiong YaoYue, Xiao Qin, and the class leader bumped into each other at the cafeteria, they were also discussing this matter:
"Damn! Which girl was it that threw that thing around?! If you don't want it, why don't you just leave it in front of your own house! Leave it in front of the school and let all the girls in the school scold you … "
The class leader pondered for a bit, "Winnie, it might not have been thrown by a girl from our school …"
Xiong YaoYue pouted, "If it wasn't a girl, then would it have been thrown by a boy?"
Xiao Qin and I looked at each other and she immediately covered her mouth with both hands to show that she wouldn't say a word.
"It might not have been thrown by someone from our school." The class leader calmly expressed her opinion and asked: "Ye Lin, your family has been in the adult goods business before, would men even buy it?"
Actually, my family has been in the adult goods business before, and I'm still in it (one of the three major shareholders in Happy Valley). The class leader purposely said that to save me some face.
I scratched my head and said with an embarrassed expression: "Generally speaking, it's mostly bought under a man's name, but it's not clear who it ends up in."
"So you're saying it's still used by women?" Xiong YaoYue was quite direct and she asked Zhuang Ni who was behind the class leader: "Hey, did you throw it away after you broke it?"
Zhuang Ni once admitted to me that she would masturbate with the class leader's photo six times a week (On Sundays, she would change it to Gong CaiCai).
"I won't use any ugly props that mimic male organs," Zhuang Ni replied with a gloomy face. "Lilies only need hands and tongues."
Zhuang Ni said as she placed her slender fingers on the class leader's butt, but the class leader immediately turned around and slapped it away.
Seeing that Zhuang Ni denied it, Xiong YaoYue squinted her eyes and looked around the campus cafeteria. Suddenly, she clapped her hands and said in realization,
"I understand! Qingzi High School isn't just for students! There's even the teacher's dormitory! Maybe it was a lonely female teacher or even … "
At this point, Xiong YaoYue revealed a frightened expression and suddenly lowered her voice.
"If we think about it carefully, our headmistress is the biggest suspect! It was said that ever since Headmaster He Qimei separated from her first love, she had never married and was an old virgin! She needs it more than anyone else … "
"Don't speak ill of the principal!" The class leader glared at Xiong YaoYue, "Although Principal He can be a bit neurotic at times, she cares a lot about the students. How could you make such malicious assumptions about her?"
"It's not malicious at all!" Xiong YaoYue felt wronged, "The principal is also a person, it's not a big deal even if she secretly uses it. It's just that if it breaks, it should be dealt with more appropriately!"
Because of me, Principal He Qimei was made a scapegoat, so I felt a bit embarrassed every time I saw her.
It looks like I'll have to throw the remaining four massage sticks in the dorm to a garbage station further away. Otherwise, the guys from Zhonghai Civil and Military School would create even worse rumors.
At the end of Sunday, I bumped into Dr. Yu on a stroll around campus and told him about the new properties of bwk: If the victim had previously drunk alcohol, they would need a higher concentration of bwk to take effect.
"I'm afraid that's not the only interaction between bwk and alcohol." Dr. Yu frowned, "I analyzed cases from Mexico and found that after being sprayed with bwk, the victim's alcohol tolerance decreased by varying degrees …"
"Are there any other side effects?" I asked, "Other than some special industries, it's not a big deal to have a lower alcohol tolerance …"
Professor Yu said that he would continue to observe BWK's hidden characteristics. When we were about to part ways, he suddenly asked about our family's adult toy store. He asked me if I could sell him the silver-haired twintailed loli doll. It would be helpful for his research.
Since the doll looked similar to Ai Mi, I immediately became vigilant.
"Dr. Yu, what are you trying to do? I don't think you're a lolicon! Even if you have physical needs, you should buy a mature female model! Did you suddenly change your sex? If you're already a lolicon, then hurry up and quit your job as my sister's private doctor! If you do anything to Ai Mi, I won't forgive you! "
Dr. Yu revealed an embarrassed smile, "Democrats can become republicans, leftists can become rightists, normal cells can become cancer cells, but when have you ever heard of a mature female turning into a lolicon? For me, a woman under 30 isn't even considered a woman! If you want me to be interested in your sister, you should at least wait until she's 30! "
"— — Then why do you want to buy a doll that only lolicons like?"
Dr. Yu held his chin with an enigmatic expression, "You don't have to worry about that, it's a requirement for my research to modify humans. I'll let you see the results when I produce results."
I don't really care what kind of high-tech results Dr. Yu can get from the doll. My family runs a business, so if he wants to buy it, there's no reason not to sell it to him.
"Dr. Yu, since we're considered old acquaintances, I'll ask Uncle Fireball to sell it to you at the purchase price — — which address do you want to send it to?"
"Just send it to the Imperial Building." Dr. Yu replied with a smile, "I'll tell you the exact room number when I buy it."
Ever since Dr. Yu was recruited by Xiao Yin as the chief engineer, he had a permanent VIP suite in the Imperial Building. Also, the opposite side was his private laboratory where he often spent the night. He could use his talents to his heart's content and contribute to the transformation of humanity.
Weekends are always short, it was Monday in the blink of an eye, and I returned to my job as a student — — studying.
In history class, last week's test was sent back. It was already embarrassing that we barely passed, but who would have thought that there would always be someone stronger. Winnie only scored 35 points, and all of the points came from the multiple choice questions that she answered correctly.
I saw that one of the questions was "List examples of ancient wars in China where a smaller force prevailed over a larger force". Winnie's answer was actually Sun Wukong fighting against a hundred thousand celestial soldiers …
Is that considered an ancient war in China? Winnie, are you an idiot hired by a monkey?
"China has a long history!" Winnie complained after being criticized by the history teacher, "Who can remember five thousand years of history so clearly! It's great that America only has 200 years of history, I want to be an American! "
"It's not difficult." I said, "As long as you continue to cling to Ai Mi like before, she will definitely get you a green card in the future. At that time, Winnie will become your most commonly used name, and you won't have to worry about having the word 'bear' in your name anymore … "
"That's the most troublesome part!" Winnie said with a sobbing tone, "My English is as bad as Ye Lin's! I don't even know how to spell Winnie in English! How am I supposed to converse in America? I wouldn't even know if I got sold! "
"I can teach you how to speak." Xiao Qin said, "We'll live in the same dorm, and if you want, I can only speak English with you in the dorm. It won't take long for you to reach the same level of fluency as me …"
Winnie scratched her head in the face of such good learning conditions, "Nevermind, I'm too lazy to learn. Xiao Qin, you just have to tell me the words I don't understand when I'm playing English games …"
Winnie, who loved sports and could not sleep unless she ran ten laps on the track and field every day, was extremely lazy when it came to learning. It seemed like everyone's talent points were different from each other.
"Umm …" The class leader who sat diagonally across from Xiao Qin heard our conversation. As soon as she opened her mouth, the bell rang, causing her to stop speaking.
I observed her expression and said: "What, are you envious of Winnie's English learning environment? Do you want to switch dorms with Winnie and learn spoken English with Xiao Qin? "
Because Auntie Ren met a lot of foreigners while filming, Xiao Qin was influenced by them and her English was pretty good. Two years ago, the class leader was shocked when Xiao Qin and Ai Mi's French chef were able to converse in English fluently. Although the class leader scored high in English, she didn't have an environment to practice speaking English, so she couldn't react fast enough when speaking to foreigners.
The class leader blushed after I hit the nail on the head, "I, I did think that, but it's too troublesome to switch dorms, and Xiao Qin might not be willing to teach me …"
"It's not troublesome to switch dorms." Winnie was generous, "I'll switch dorms with you if you treat me to Haagen-Dazs ice cream. How about a three-ball cup for a week? "
The class leader shook her head, "It's fine. If you switch dorms with me, you'll have to sleep in the same room as Cai Cai. She already has nightmares when she sleeps, and you like to bully her … "
"Don't make me sound like a bad person." Winnie said with dissatisfaction, "I won't bully Cai Cai as long as she treats me to ice cream. No, I won't bully her even if she doesn't treat me to ice cream. It'll be easier for me to copy homework if I'm in the same room as Cai Cai, so I'll definitely be gentle with her. "
"Sure." Xiao Qin turned around with a smile after a long silence, "Class leader, I'm willing to help you if you want to practice speaking in the same room as me. How about we start tonight? "
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