There was no need for me to fight against young master Xu in the woods with underwear on his head.
Now that I think about it, I was prepared to lose to Red Star Swordsman on purpose. Now that I've verified the true identity of the naked devil, all I have to do is leak this information to Red Star Swordsman and the others. At most, I'll use my smartwatch to collect more evidence.
But as the 32nd generation successor of Yin Yang Sanshou and a martial artist, it's hard not to be aroused by the strong.
Among my peers in Dong Shan city, only young master Xu could force me into a difficult battle, but we were still evenly matched in the end. After two years, I've learned the Hua Jin and Fa Jin of Yin Yang Sanshou, and even the ultimate technique, Penetration Force. Even if young master Xu has the support of the underwear on top of his head, he shouldn't have much of an advantage over me, right?
Thus I took a deep breath and calmed myself down. I raised my right hand with my palm facing up and provoked young master Xu:
"Come, come, come. Let me see how much you've improved in the past two years!"
Xu TianMing didn't reply. He used his left leg as the axis and drew an arc with his right leg. Taekwondo's best kick attack came towards me.
Two years ago, because Xu TianMing's moves were too fast, I couldn't neutralize his strength with Yin Yang Sanshou. In the end, I could only use berserker mode to fight him head on. Now, I can finally use the improved version of Yin Yang Sanshou to deal with him.
However, before Xu TianMing's kick could reach his waist, his trench coat suddenly made a "kacha" sound. Three of the buttons at the lower hem flew off, and the cloth also cracked.
If this was a soccer match, it would be 100% an own goal. Xu TianMing was changing in the restroom to act as a naked devil, so he was completely naked under his windbreaker. Before he found his victim, every button was fastened. It wasn't strange for his windbreaker to be torn when he suddenly raised his leg so high.
The enemy showed a huge opening, so I could take advantage of it. But as the leader of a sect, I definitely won't lack sportsmanship like the South Koreans at the Asian Games. Thus, I stood still and cleared my throat:
"Xu TianMing, if you don't unbutton your trench coat, you won't be able to fight me for 300 rounds. After all, your Taekwondo is mainly based on leg techniques …"
"Okay, then I'll unbutton it and fight with you again!" Xu TianMing was also forthright, reaching out to unbutton all the buttons on his windbreaker.
"Don't!" I quickly raised my hand to block my eyes. "Don't think I don't know that you're naked! You're used to being naked, so you don't care, but I'm not willing to fight a naked man! You should at least find a pair of underwear to wear! "
"I didn't bring any underwear with me!" Xu TianMing, who had underwear on his head, said confidently.
"Are you sure you didn't bring it?" I pointed at the top of his head and said, "Although you're wearing women's underwear on your head, if you wear it upside down, it should be able to cover up."
"Treacherous villain!" Xu TianMing immediately rebuked, "You actually want to trick me into taking the Source of Power! I won't fall for your trick! "
Damn, you admit the underwear on top of your head is your Source of Power, do you still dare to deny that you're a pervert?
"I'm not going to fight naked men!" I threw out my bottom line, "If you don't wear underwear, then I'll stop the fight and report your identity!"
Xu TianMing blanked, then he took off his sunglasses and only had his mask on.
"Ye Lin, are you saying that if I win this fight, you'll keep it a secret for me and not expose my identity?"
"That's right." I agreed due to my pride as a martial artist, "If you can beat me, then I won't say a word about you being a naked demon — — as long as you don't relapse in Dong Shan city!"
"Then, you better not go back on your word!" Xu TianMing retracted his gaze and said, "The underwear on top of my head can hear everything clearly!"
Damn, you're already perverted enough to think the underwear on top of your head is an intelligent being! Did you give it a name in private? Also, which unfortunate girl's underwear is it!
"I'm a man of my word, but I won't fight if you expose your underwear!"
I repeated it again.
"I have a way to beat you even if you don't expose your underwear." Xu TianMing snorted, "As long as I have these hands …"
"Hey, can you not say something that easily causes misunderstandings? I'm the one who wants to beat you up! "
"Hmph, Ye Lin, you've been bragging ever since you called yourself the 32nd leader of Yin Yang Sanshou. I'll let you see that I can beat you without using my legs!"
I couldn't help but reveal a disdainful expression, "Stop bragging! You practice Taekwondo but you don't use your legs, isn't that like Naruto not using chakra or Shinozaki Ichigo not using a Zanpakuto? "
Xu TianMing didn't reply. He stood with his left leg in front and his right leg in the back. Then he clenched his fists and got into a fighting stance.
"Ye Lin, since you're a member of the martial arts circle, you must know that martial arts is divided into civil and martial arts. Since I'm wearing skimpy clothes today and it's not suitable for a martial arts battle, then let's call it a martial arts battle without moving. We'll stand on the ground and use only our hands to fight. Whoever can't stand firm and is forced back by the opponent will be the loser!"
I thought about it for a bit and felt that Xu TianMing's condition was suicidal, so I agreed.
Are you kidding me? Yin Yang Sanshou is an upper-body boxing technique that uses the feet as the foundation and the arms as the main method of attack. It's extremely adept at maintaining one's center of gravity and destroying the enemy's center of gravity. How can a Taekwondo practitioner like you beat my Yin Yang Sanshou!?
I was full of confidence and immediately stood opposite of Xu TianMing in a symmetrical posture. I lowered my shoulders and elbows and waited for Xu TianMing to make the first move so I can strike later.
"Civil battle … begin!"
Xu TianMing yelled out a command, then threw a punch towards my chest.
I couldn't help but laugh: This punch has extra force but not enough speed. As expected, Taekwondo doesn't focus on training the upper body!
In the time it takes for a spark to fly off a flint, I pushed and flicked my hands, deflecting Xu TianMing's fist. I didn't move at all, but Xu TianMing almost lost his balance due to the inertia. His eyes couldn't help but be filled with shock.
"Hmph, a scholar who has been away for three days must be looked at in a new light. Ever since my fight with you, I've been steadily advancing on the path of a martial artist, but you've been walking further and further on the path of a pervert — — you wouldn't be my opponent even if you wore underwear on your head! "
However, Xu TianMing quickly calmed down and used the Thousand Catty Fall to stabilize his body.
"I see, your Yin Yang Sanshou does have some substance. It looks like I won't be able to defeat you if I don't use my ultimate move."
I didn't believe him at all and felt that Xu TianMing was bluffing.
Even if your Taekwondo isn't pure enough, your basic framework is still built on the foundation of Taekwondo. Even if you did practice any ultimate moves in the past two years, it would most likely be martial arts for your legs. Are you going to kick me with your legs? I'm not an idiot and I'm not defenseless.
Xu TianMing's legs didn't move. His face was as calm as still water. He took off his mask and explained his actions.
"I'm not proficient with this ultimate move yet. I have to eliminate all external interference when I use it, so I can't put anything else on top of my head."
"Hey, compared to the hat, sunglasses, and mask, the underwear on top of your head is the real superfluous thing! So you've already mentally accepted the underwear as a part of your body? "
Xu TianMing ignored my ridicule and continued: "Ye Lin, you learned Yin Yang Sanshou from an expert, but can't I learn something else? In the eyes of a wise person, everything is inextricably linked. Just a year ago, I saw a martial arts manual in a Xinhua bookstore … "
Damn, which plane of Xinhua Bookstore did you go to? They actually sell martial arts manuals in bulk? Do you get a Dragon Slayer Sword for free if you buy Eighteen Subduing Dragon Palms and Six Pulse Godly Sword?
"To be precise, that book wasn't a martial arts manual. Its title was' Dreams Come True — — The Law of Attraction ', and the author's signature was' Scientific Happiness Seminar '…"
Fuck! Isn't that the Scientific Happiness Seminar created by Professor Bai and Fang Xin? Evil cult books were all sold to Xinhua bookstores! How could you possibly comprehend any ultimate martial arts moves from that kind of book?
"Condense a virtual image into a real image …"
Xu TianMing moved his lips and repeated the religious theory of the Scientific Happiness Seminar as if he was chanting an incantation. His expression was like a monk in meditation, and his entire body was so focused that it was as if the outside world didn't exist.
Professor Bai once explained to me that the meaning of "condensing virtual images to become real images" was: The wish you wish to achieve in your mind will produce virtual images. As long as you keep repeating the wish in your mind, countless virtual images will overlap one by one and finally become real, allowing your wish to be achieved in reality.
For example, if you wanted to eat spicy gluten, you would think about eating spicy gluten in the morning, think about eating spicy gluten at noon, and think about eating spicy gluten at night. Thinking about it over and over again, you would not be able to fall asleep. Finally, you would ask your mother for 50 cents and buy a bag of spicy gluten from the store downstairs. Thus, countless virtual images condensed into a real image …
What kind of ultimate martial arts can I comprehend from this purely deceptive theory? Although Xu TianMing's current stance was full of flaws, I was extremely curious in my heart, and had to personally see what his ultimate move was.
"Huuu — —"
Suddenly, I felt a gust of wind attack towards my right ear, even though Xu TianMing in front of me didn't move at all.
I had already developed a conditioned reflex due to my long experience in battle. I subconsciously raised my right hand to block, and my body also prepared for Hua Jin, but I didn't touch anything.
"Pu", Xu TianMing's right hand hit my chest. Even though he didn't use his full strength in order to humiliate me, it still caused my body to shake, and I managed to maintain my balance with great difficulty.
What was that gust of wind just now?
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