"There's no secret to breast enlargement!" I couldn't help but attack Xiao Qin, "Shu Zhe accidentally ate an estrogen containing drug — — the same drug you got from depressed bro. That's why he got gynecomastia and his upper body is neither a man nor a woman …"
Xiao Qin's expression immediately changed from shock to confusion to anger.
"Ahhh! It's all Ye Lin classmate's fault for not letting me eat that drug! I might have already missed the best time to take it! It's all your fault that I'm flat! "
She was so angry that her face turned into a bun while she clenched her fists and hit my chest. It was similar to how Ai Mi acted coquettishly and it suited her identity as an adopted sister.
I grabbed both of Xiao Qin's hands and solemnly warned her: "You can't carelessly eat estrogen containing drugs, it could cause irreversible damage to your body! I'm not letting you eat antidepressants for your own good. You might not have the same effect as Shu Zhe, some people will even have black spots on their faces after eating estrogen containing drugs! Do you want to gamble on your luck? "
Xiao Qin calmed down a bit after being scared by me.
"Will there really be that side effect? If that's the case, I won't eat it. I'm not that lucky. If my breasts don't grow and I make myself ugly, then the perverted Ye Lin classmate won't want me anymore … "
"I won't." I patted Xiao Qin's shoulders and comforted her, "But it's best if you don't eat estrogen containing drugs. What if it worsens your mental retardation? You're already this retarded … "
Xiao Qin and I were seen being intimate by a few passersby. They probably saw Shu Zhe acting coquettishly towards me earlier, so they were all whispering: "What's wrong with this guy? He was unhappy when the pretty girl hugged his arm earlier, but now he's hugging a short guy, is he gay … "
Xiao Qin had good hearing and couldn't help but wipe her tears and say: "Sob sob sob ~ ~ ~ I was mistaken for a guy because my breasts are flat! I don't care! Even if there's a risk, I'm still going to eat estrogen! "
"No!" I firmly pressed down on Xiao Qin's shoulders and threatened her, "If you dare eat estrogen containing drugs, I won't want you anymore! I'm serious! "
Xiao Qin could only nod her head after I said it resolutely, "Okay then, I'll do whatever you say. As long as you don't think I'm flat, I won't eat it."
Maybe it was because I was a bit loud when I said "If you dare to eat … I won't want you anymore", so the passersby in the distance heard it. They couldn't help but sigh: "As expected, two guys discussing whether or not to want me, what a scandal."
These words about Xiao Qin being a boy hurt Xiao Qin's self-esteem. I comforted her when I saw her about to cry again:
"It's not your problem, it's the clothes you're wearing! Didn't you wear a hoodie to hide your identity as a girl? If a passerby can tell that you're a girl, it means that your disguise has failed! "
"That's true!" Xiao Qin was instantly happy, "Thank god I disguised as the Diary Hero, the class leader wouldn't know I was the one who saved her. Hopefully, she would fall in love with this hero that saved the damsel in distress! Then Ye Lin classmate will be mine! "
So that's what she had in mind? I knew her motive for saving the class leader wasn't that simple!
"Hahaha, I'm a genius!" Xiao Qin let out a standard evil laugh, "Next, I'll write a love letter to the class leader as the Diary Hero! Based on my understanding of the class leader and the thousand shoujo manga I've read, I'll definitely be able to get the class leader! "
"Wait." I interrupted Xiao Qin weakly, "It's probably my negligence, but the class leader already deduced that you're the Little Tyrant who bullied me when we were kids. She also knows you're the Diary Hero!"
"Wha, what!?" Xiao Qin was shocked, but her shock quickly turned into astonishment and embarrassment.
"So that means the class leader already knew it was me? I thought the class leader was still in the dark and was laughing at him, but who would have thought I was the one being laughed at? "
"Bastard!" Xiao Qin covered her bright red face with both hands, she probably felt like she was too embarrassed to face anyone.
"Ye Lin classmate colluded with the class leader to tease me! The class leader already knows so many of my secrets! No, it's only fair if I know more of the class leader's secrets! I'm going to sleep with the class leader in the gardener's shed tonight. Whether it's by beating around the bush or listening to the class leader talk in her sleep, I have to find out more of her secrets! "
"Anyway, I can't be the only one being embarrassed!"
After Xiao Qin said those words, she ran out of the park without looking back. She probably went back to her dorm to prepare for her spy mission at night.
I followed the main road and turned a corner, just in time to see the class leader draping her jacket over Shu Zhe's body and walking towards me while supporting his brother.
Shu Zhe covered his torn clothes and hid in his sister's jacket while sobbing softly. Since the class leader gave her jacket to her brother, she only had a small shirt left on and she seemed to be shivering in the night wind.
As a Spartan, I have the duty to take care of the women around me. So I took off my jacket and draped it over the class leader's shoulders and said:
"I just met Xiao Qin and I already know what happened to you guys. Is Shu Zhe okay?"
"How is he okay?" Shu Zhe raised his eyes and stared at me with a hidden bitterness, "Bro Ye Lin, you're too heartless! You actually left me alone in the men's washroom … "
"I had no choice." I replied, "It wasn't easy to find the naked devil, if I didn't chase after him, when would this operation end? Luckily Xiao Qin helped out, so you guys were safe … "
"Huh? So that means the hooded person was Xiao Qin … sis Xiao Qin? " Shu Zhe had an astonished expression, then he turned to the class leader, "I asked sis if you knew who the Diary Hero was, why did you say you didn't know?"
"That's because I promised to keep it a secret." The class leader replied, "Now that you know the truth, don't tell anyone."
Shu Zhe rolled his eyes, "That's not necessarily true. If you want me to keep it a secret, shouldn't you at least give me some benefits?"
Screw you! I thought: Now that Xiao Qin already knows about your breasts, even the heavens wouldn't be able to save you if you asked Xiao Qin for some benefits!
The class leader looked at me with a questioning gaze, "Then, did you succeed in the operation where my brother was almost raped? Did you catch up with the naked devil? Did you verify his identity? "
"Yes." I pointed to the smartwatch on my wrist, "There's a photo I took after I defeated him, I can show it to you when we get back. He's the person I guessed before. If he doesn't turn himself in within three days, I'll publish his photo online, so the naked devil won't appear again. "
"That's good." The class leader closed her eyes and let out a long sigh. She subconsciously put her fingers on the jacket I draped over her, "I won't forgive myself if my brother still returns empty-handed after paying such a high price."
Shu Zhe then grabbed my watch out of curiosity, "Let me see! I want to know who the naked devil is! I heard you call out to him in the washroom, but I didn't hear it clearly … Why did you two hide it from me? Is he a famous person? "
I didn't show the photo to Shu Zhe in the end. With Shu Zhe's character, if he knew Xu TianMing was the naked devil, he would definitely send Xu TianMing a private letter to blackmail him, but that wasn't the result I wanted.
Xu TianMing kept his word, he turned himself in to the Dong Shan Justice Alliance that night, and according to our agreement, he didn't mention a word about me. Hong Xing Xia, who was also a student of Zhonghai Civil and Military Academy, was naturally surprised and happy. He felt he was one step ahead in the bet and victory was just around the corner.
On the other hand, the class leader and I secretly sent Shu Zhe back to room 222. The first thing Shu Zhe did when he got back was to take a shower in the bathroom. He wanted to clean all the places that were touched by the perverts in the park.
"My brother can't continue like this." The class leader sat across from me and said solemnly, "When he was dragged into the bushes, he even used a female voice to call for help! Also, after his shirt was torn, I realized he was also wearing a female bra inside, and it seemed to have artificial padding! How can this continue? I don't want my brother to become more and more like a woman! "
I spread out my hands: "I don't want to either! But Shu Zhe doesn't want to do anything that increases his masculinity. If he had some muscles, then he wouldn't be so effeminate … "
The class leader held her forehead and anxiously paced back and forth between the two beds. Finally, she came up with an idea that wasn't really a good idea:
"Ye Lin, do you think if I find my brother a girlfriend, it would stop him from becoming a trap?"
I said in my heart: Your brother already had two girlfriends, but he still ended up becoming a trap. But the class leader finally came up with a constructive suggestion, so I could only go along with her:
"Maybe? But didn't you encourage people to fall in love too early? "
"That can't be helped." The class leader sighed, "Letting Shu Zhe fall in love is better than letting him become a trap."
"Then …" I looked at Shu Zhe's closet full of traps with a guilty conscience, "Do you have a candidate in mind? Who are you going to introduce to Shu Zhe? "
"From a sister's perspective, I think Gong CaiCai is a good candidate." The class leader's expression showed that she was going through a huge mental struggle, "But Shu Zhe isn't gentle enough. If Cai Cai doesn't meet a man who is gentle enough, it would be too cruel for her … I don't really have a good candidate right now. Ye Lin, do you know anyone suitable to introduce to my brother?"
"I don't know anyone." I replied, "Finding a girlfriend for Shu Zhe is definitely a troublesome matter. Class leader, don't be in a rush, you might find someone blessed by the heavens if you keep waiting."
I said that, but I thought: Find a girlfriend for Shu Zhe? What right does a guy who only cares about money have to find a girlfriend? Even if he does have a girlfriend, she would immediately abandon Gong CaiCai when she sees Ai Mi has money, and then abandon Ai Mi when someone else has even more money — — someone like him should find a boyfriend! If he wants money, then use his trap body to earn it!
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