Although Loud Mouth likes to gossip, she's broad-minded, willing to help others, and always smiles. Even if I wasn't going to use BWK immunity on Zhuang Ni, I would still help Loud Mouth move a box of canned food to the second floor.
Accompanied by Loud Mouth, I signed my name at the dormitory manager, carried the canned food and started walking up the stairs. Helping girls carry things was pretty normal in the girls' dormitory, so it didn't attract too much attention.
Needless to say, the canned food that Loud Mouth bought online was pretty heavy. If it was any other boy from class 2-3, they would probably be sweating from carrying it to the second floor.
With Loud Mouth leading the way, it didn't take long before I arrived outside her and Zhuang Ni's dormitory. Loud Mouth didn't make me wait too long, she quickly took out her school card and opened the door.
Then, Loud Mouth peeked into the dormitory and saw Zhuang Ni was wearing headphones and half sitting on the bed using her laptop. She said: "I told Ye Lin to help me carry things, don't go crazy and stab him with a knife! If you stab him to death, no one would be able to carry such a heavy box! "
However, Zhuang Ni didn't respond at all. I'm not sure if she was too lazy to reply because she hated men, or if she was too focused on her laptop screen, but she didn't hear what Loud Mouth said.
Loud Mouth also didn't pay attention to her. She told me to put the canned food on the floor, then she planned on opening the seal and giving me two cans as promised.
I wanted to stay a bit longer in their dormitory, so I used the excuse that my hands got dirty while carrying the canned food and wanted to wash them in the washroom. Loud Mouth generously agreed.
After a while, I finished washing my hands and came out, but I didn't know where Loud Mouth went. I recalled that I heard Loud Mouth talking to someone at the door of the dormitory, so she was probably called away by someone.
(I later found out that Loud Mouth bought the canned food with someone else and she went to discuss how to split the loot) I quietly came out of the washroom and found Zhuang Ni still on the bed. A small white laptop was placed on top of her legs, contrasting perfectly with her black stockings.
Was she too engrossed in watching the computer? Did she mistakenly think I was the one who closed the door and Loud Mouth was the one who went to the washroom, so she didn't even bother to look in my direction?
After Zhuang Ni became a programming expert through self-study, she would often think hard in front of the computer screen. Only when she solved a difficult problem would her face relax.
At this moment, Zhuang Ni's expression was different from before. Although her tightly furrowed brows indicated that she was thinking about a problem, for some reason, there was a trace of redness on her cheeks. It was impossible to guess whether it was embarrassment, nervousness, shame, or embarrassment.
I was suddenly very curious about what Zhuang Ni was looking at — — The last time I saw a similar expression was when she was looking for manga material. She accidentally found an AV on the internet and secretly watched it in front of me.
Could it be that Zhuang Ni was hiding in the dormitory to watch porn at noon? Since she was a Yuri, the porn she watched was definitely Yuri, which was within the male aesthetic range. It was much better than the porn of two brothers wrestling.
I sincerely wanted to embarrass Zhuang Ni, so I walked even more quietly and very slowly towards her bedside. I wanted to see what was playing on Zhuang Ni's laptop screen.
Zhuang Ni was too focused on her headphones and did not notice that I was slowly approaching her from the side. Soon, I saw the contents on the laptop screen.
What disappointed me was that it was not a Yuri porn, it was just a news website. Zhuang Ni was probably listening to music with her headphones on.
However, the picture attached to the news attracted my attention. In a place similar to the entrance of a church, a girl wearing a red pentagram necklace and a black robe was squatting on the ground in an unsightly manner. There was a burned and wet Bible between her feet.
The content of the news was:
An underage girl burned a Bible in front of a church in South Lanarkshire and urinated on it. When she was arrested by the police, she claimed that she was a member of the 'Witch Union' and that she was the 'Emperor of Darkness'. Her actions were to 'praise Satan and curse Christians'.
I was a little confused at first, but when I saw the words' Witch Union ', I immediately understood why Zhuang Ni had such a complicated expression.
I remembered that Zhuang Ni had once joined a 'Witch Club'. Could it be related to the 'Witch Union'? Although the girl in the news had her eyes censored, I could still tell that she was Asian. Could she be a friend of Zhuang Ni's? Was it because Zhuang Ni found out that her friend had done something super embarrassing in a foreign country, so she was embarrassed and embarrassed?
That was understandable. Although she was still very chuunibyou, at least she did not worship Satan like she used to. If Zhuang Ni did not mend her ways, then I might have been the main character in this news …
I could not hold it in anymore and said to Zhuang Ni, "Have you always been like this?"
Zhuang Ni turned around in shock and realized that I was still in the dorm. She became angry and quickly closed her laptop. She shouted at me, "Get lost!"
I did not get angry. I took out BWK from my pocket and sprayed it at Zhuang Ni's shocked and angry face.
"Call me brother!" I used the 'brother curse' as expected.
However, I neglected one point, Zhuang Ni was wearing headphones, I don't know if she was listening to an English song or something else, in short, my command didn't reach her brain, but was overwritten by a word I didn't know.
"Go die!"
Zhuang Ni suddenly jumped up from the bed and rolled off the bed with her laptop. I grew up in a poor family, so I subconsciously reached out to catch the laptop. However, Zhuang Ni strangled my throat with both hands.
* Crack! * * Clang! *
As the laptop fell to the ground and broke into two halves, Zhuang Ni pounced on me like crazy. She sat on my waist and used the weight of her upper body and the strength of her arms to strangle my neck.
Damn, is she trying to kill me! Could it be that when I sprayed you with BWK, you heard 'Kill him' in English? To you, "killing me" is something that only requires a weak push from BWK to carry it out? Why am I so unlucky!
Even though Zhuang Ni did not have a lot of strength, she was using a lot of strength when she strangled me. Her sharp nails left bloody marks on my neck as if she wanted to take my life.
You're crazy, stop strangling me! If you continue to lack oxygen, I'm going to have a physiological reaction and erect a flagpole behind you! I don't want to be strangled to death by Zhuang Ni in the dorm. I don't want the class leader, Xiao Qin, and Ai Mi to find me hanging upside down when they come to collect my corpse.
"Go die! Go die! "
Zhuang Ni's eyes were covered with a layer of red. She leaned forward and used all of her strength to kill me.
I could not sit still and wait for death, so I also reached out to strangle her neck. Zhuang Ni fiercely opened her mouth and revealed her snow white teeth. She would fiercely bite my fingers as soon as they got close.
"Damn, are you chewing on them like they're pig trotters!"
I could not restrain my anger after Zhuang Ni bit my thumb. I moved my hands down and attacked Zhuang Ni's chest.
"Hmph, what a pitiful washboard."
I used almost the same amount of strength as Zhuang Ni used to strangle me. It made Zhuang Ni's face show an expression of fear and pain, as well as a bit of depression.
"Ah … ah!"
Zhuang Ni quickly moved her body away and the hands that were strangling my neck also moved away. I was finally able to take a deep breath of air.
"You bastard …" Zhuang Ni covered her chest with one hand and rummaged through her desk drawer for a utility knife, "I'm going to castrate you, I'm definitely going to castrate you!"
I quickly got up from the ground and took a defensive stance. I also picked up the empty bottle from BWK and put it away.
Loud Mouth came back when the situation was about to explode. She couldn't help but sigh when she saw the two of us confronting each other aggressively:
"What's going on? I left for less than five minutes, right? If I came back a bit later, would someone have died here? "
Loud Mouth said as she hugged Zhuang Ni and stopped her from stabbing me with the utility knife. Then she turned around and said to me: "Ye Lin, hurry and leave! I'll bring the canned tuna to you later, don't get stabbed to death because you're greedy for food! "
Who's as greedy as you! I would never turn back in a situation like this if I could escape!
This is how I almost got killed in Zhuang Ni's dorm this afternoon, which further highlights how precious the two cans of tuna I got are.
Unfortunately, one of the cans was eaten by Shu Zhe. When he saw it was imported, he worshipped foreigners and insisted on trying it.
I gave the other can to Xiao Qin who loves seafood. She was very happy and shouted: "Yay! It's a gift from Ye Lin classmate! I'll pass it down as a family heirloom! "
"Don't pass it down." I said weakly, "Hurry up and eat it before it reaches its expiration date. If you think it tastes good, I'll ask Loud Mouth where you bought it and I'll buy it for you in the future. "
With my guarantee, Xiao Qin happily took the canned food back to the dorm to share with Xiong YaoYue. Who knew that when Xiong YaoYue heard that Loud Mouth bought canned food, she stole three boxes and was waiting to give it to Xiao Qin.
Everyone had a day off on Saturday. I searched around the campus for information on the Psycho Demon, but I didn't find anything.
On Sunday, they arranged a full day of classes for the National Day holiday. While everyone complained, they discussed the arrangements for the National Day holiday in private.
"Damn manservant, come play on the island with me!"
As Winnie and I were complaining about the traffic jam, Ai Mi suddenly appeared in front of us and announced with a commanding tone.
"There's no need to worry about traffic! I borrowed a private plane from my mom that can seat 14 people! My mom also just bought a vacation island in the Pacific Ocean for me! You guys just have to come with me and have fun! "
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