The People's Republic of China was founded on science and would never believe in those supernatural beings. As a proletarian successor who had escaped from vulgar interests, of course, I would never believe in something as unscientific as zombies.
"Dr. Yu, stop keeping me in suspense! Tell me what's going on! I'm not afraid of zombies! After all, I was in a vegetative state for two years! If a zombie really dares to come, I'll play 'Vegetative vs Zombie' with him! "
Dr. Yu was annoyed that I didn't fall for his trap, so he told me his scientific conjecture.
"Mexico is a chaotic place. A lot of people die on the streets and their relatives don't even have time to collect their corpses. Also, the security of the corpses isn't strict enough. The so-called 'traces of the corpses being moved', I'm guessing it's just 'being moved'. As for the red dots on the corpses' hearts, it's easier to explain — — someone moved them and drew blood from their hearts. "
Although blood will stop flowing after death, it's still possible to draw viscous blood from the heart as long as it's not been too long.
"So, did Ai ShuQiao hire someone to do this in Mexico? What's the difference between the blood in the hearts of people who came into contact with BWK and died? "
Dr. Yu spread his hands, "I can't answer your question before I get a sample to do some tests. But according to my guess, the blood of the deceased, which we went through so much trouble to obtain, will play an important role in Ai ShuQiao's drug research. Whether it contains special ingredients or can be tested to obtain statistical data, this step is indispensable. "
"Personally, I think Ai ShuQiao needs sample data. Due to some reason, they have to draw blood from the heart after death in order to obtain data on BWK's effects. This requires a large number of test subjects, it's not a number that can be achieved by tricking drug addicts and homeless people. That's why Ai ShuQiao spread BWK and Happy Angel together. They draw blood from the heart after accidental death of drug addicts and collect data to develop an evolved version of BWK. "
"Maybe it will have a stronger hypnotic effect?" I couldn't help but worry, "It'll be great if people who are immune to BWK are also immune to the evolved version, or else it'll be a disaster."
The next day, I bumped into 004 and 005 on campus. I couldn't help but ask them why the US government didn't care about Ai ShuQiao doing so many illegal things in America and neighboring countries. They didn't do anything other than sending these two idiotic undercover agents.
"I can only say …" 004 hesitated, "Ai ShuQiao has not harmed the core interests of the United States. I can't tell you more confidential information."
005 also said perfunctorily to me: "We don't care about the affairs of neighboring countries, and I don't think the two of us will stay in China for long. Ye Lin, it's nice to meet you, but we still can't say our real names. Just think of us as the real 004 and 005. "
"Memory my ass!" I said angrily, "You two imposters! Running dogs of the US imperialists! Tell me, did Ai ShuQiao make a deal with the US government? Does the US government also want her experimental data?! "
"I, I'm not sure." 005's eyes flickered, "I'm only an FBI, I don't understand military matters!"
I let go of 005's collar and understood that 004 and 005 were no longer reliable. In order to obtain the experimental data of Japan's 731 germ unit, the US sheltered a group of war criminals led by Ishii Shiro and made a despicable deal. Who knows if the US military is also making a similar deal with Ai ShuQiao?
It's a bit dangerous if this continues! On my side, I only had the half-evil Scientific Happiness Sect, the AI Xiao Yin, and the Hong Kong Triad. Now, not only did I have to deal with the multinational capitalist Ai ShuQiao, I also had to deal with the US government that made a dirty deal with her! Damn, this boss is too strong! If I don't bring in some internal reinforcements, I'm going to lose!
What kind of reinforcements have the qualifications and motivation to be the US government's opponent? I can only think of the Chinese government — — do I have to find the shoe repair uncle in the food market and tell him everything, then have him report it to China's National Security Agency?
Not to mention the fact that the shoe repair uncle has a strained relationship with his superiors, I remember Xiao Yin once told me that Ai ShuQiao's drug research (the BWK series) can't fall into the hands of either China or the US government. Otherwise, there's a 90% chance it could lead to World War III or even the extinction of humanity.
But there's no other way! Even if I don't look for the Chinese government, Ai ShuQiao already looked for the US government! Since there's a 90% chance of World War III happening, I should at least provide some information to the Chinese government so that my country won't be beaten!
I contacted Xiao Yin to ask for her opinion, but Xiao Yin sternly prevented me from contacting the Chinese intelligence agency. Her reason was:
"According to my calculations, there's an 83.27% chance that Ai ShuQiao will cooperate with the US military, but there's also an 88.9% chance that she's pretending to cooperate with the US military. In other words, the US military won't be able to get their hands on the most valuable core experimental data. When they get complacent because of a bit of sweetness, they might be stabbed in the back by Ai ShuQiao and suffer the consequences."
I have to admit that Xiao Yin's words made sense. Due to her super strong intelligence gathering and data processing abilities, Xiao Yin was a true god of predictions.
Ordinary people often think that predicting the future is an ability only gods have. Those old Taoists often pinch their fingers and tell if Sun Wukong ate his ginseng fruit. Actually, as long as the method is scientific, ordinary people can also predict the future.
UBS mathematicians successfully predicted that the 2006 World Cup would be Italy. At the same time, they accurately predicted that the two teams in the finals would be France and Italy, which caused quite a stir at the time.
And in this year's World Cup, Microsoft beat Google with a record of 15 correct predictions. The latter predicted 14 correct predictions (Google's predictions were more accurate in the last World Cup).
They all say that you should listen to other people's advice and eat your fill. I feel that we should listen to Xiao Yin. Also, with Ai ShuQiao's arrogant personality, she might not be willing to be a puppet for the US government. The US government might even suffer because of Ai ShuQiao.
"Ye Lin, you fucking shocked the US military, you're amazing!"
"Ye Lin, you fucking made the US government review their own mistakes, your influence is insane!"
"Ye Lin, you motherfucker …"
All of you, shut up! No matter what happens between Ai ShuQiao and the US government in the future, I don't want to hear anyone congratulating me like that!
Although I recently received the bullshit main mission of going against the US government, I still have to go to class as a student. Our politics teacher had a very high level of ideological awareness. She had the title of "Righteous Liu Hulan". During class, she excitedly told us about a series of heroes, such as the eye-catching Huang Jiguang, Dong Cunrui who blew up the bunker, Wen Tianxiang who would rather die than submit, Lin Zexu who sold cigarettes at the gates of the tiger, and of course, Yue Fei who was loyal to the country.
After class, a few girls gathered around Loud Mouth to discuss the story of their mother-in-law's tattoo. They all said that Yue Fei's mother had so many strokes for the traditional "loyal to the country". Yue Fei's mother was really ruthless. How long would it take to tattoo one stroke at a time?
Loud Mouth slapped the table, "What do you guys know? That's to show your determination! Lin Dan even tattooed 'Until the end of the world' on her arm! Nowadays, young people get weird tattoos when they have nothing better to do, I think it's too uncouth. On the other hand, foreigners often tattoo meaningful Chinese characters! "
That's right, I thought to myself, let's take the male lead of the Magic Cauldron, Kyle, for example. He tattooed the word 'hemorrhoid' on his shoulder, this Chinese character is really meaningful!
Loud Mouth didn't hear my silent criticism, she continued with a smile: "I think I should also imitate Yue Fei and get a tattoo. It has to be meaningful, it has to show that I'm different!"
Zhuang Ni appeared by the door like a ghost and said coldly: "How about 'Quarantine Pass'?"
Loud Mouth immediately became angry: "Get lost! You're the pollution-free green pork! I'll strangle you! I'll strangle you to death! "
Zhuang Ni pursed her lips into a smile and floated away before Loud Mouth could catch her.
Seeing Zhuang Ni and Loud Mouth joking around, I suddenly remembered that because Zhuang Ni didn't come to class a few days ago, I didn't use BWK immunity on her.
Even though I wasn't worried about Zhuang Ni the same way I was worried about Gong CaiCai, if someone were to spray BWK on Zhuang Ni and order her to castrate me with a box cutter, and it wasn't particularly difficult for her to do so, then my Nuke Mushroom would be in trouble.
So I wondered if I should borrow a bottle of BWK from Dr. Yu (Xiao Qin used up my bottle, but BWK isn't hard to get since Ai ShuQiao spread it around in Mexico), then I could use it on Zhuang Ni.
As for what command to give when I sprayed it, I already thought of it.
What else could it be? I'll tell her to call me brother! Is there any other choice for someone with a siscon? Even if Zhuang Ni was naturally immune to BWK, she wouldn't listen to my command and try to kill me, right?
I took a bottle of BWK from Dr. Yu during my lunch break, then I started looking for an opportunity to use BWK immunity on Zhuang Ni.
Coincidentally, right when I was looking for an opportunity to get close to Zhuang Ni, a large box of canned food that Loud Mouth bought online was delivered to the mail room. She saw me idling around, so she wanted to use me as a coolie.
"Ye Lin, can you help me carry this box of canned food to Zhuang Ni and my dorm? I'll follow you, the dorm manager will let you in, and Zhuang Ni won't do anything to you! If you help me, I'll give you two boxes of canned food, deal? "
You've already exceeded your reading limit for today. If you want to read more, please log in.
Login
Select text and click 'Report' to let us know about any bad translation.
