"Xu TianMing, stop running! I know it's you! "
Holy sh * t! This isn't looking good! Would I lose to this pervert if I didn't have Ai Mi's underwear to save the day?
It would be too embarrassing if my brother peed in the park while wearing women's clothes. The class leader thought about it carefully and said: "Then wait outside, I'll go check if there's anyone in the women's washroom. If there's no one, I'll let you use it once."
"No, I have to go to the washroom!" Shu Zhe said as he walked towards the washroom. He was holding back his pee to the point his legs turned inward.
"No!" The naked devil resolutely denied, "I'm not the panty thief from back then! Both my body and soul have reached a higher realm! You won't be able to stop me! If you dare take another step forward, I'll let you know my power! "
He was still speaking with conviction.
"No!" The class leader resolutely refused, "You're a man, but you're going to the women's washroom, that's perverted behavior!"
"No, no other way. This is the only way!" Shu Zhe grabbed onto my arm like a drowning person grabbing onto a swimming ring, and his entire body stuck onto me.
"What makes you think I'm who you think I am?"
Shu Zhe nodded powerlessly, so I used all my strength to move Shu Zhe to the entrance of the men's washroom.
"Mind your own business!" I yelled at them, then pushed Shu Zhe into a separate stall.
"No means no!" The class leader was about to lose control of her emotions, "It's all my fault for letting you drink so much water … Go back to the dorm now! You can go to the bathroom in the dorm! "
"Did you eat too much! This is a public place, aren't you afraid of being seen by people you know? "
"I have a slight impression." Shu Zhe replied uninterestedly, then his voice became sharp again, "Bro Ye Lin, don't change the topic! Hurry up and tell me if I'm prettier than my sister! Tell me the truth! "
"It's fine." Shu Zhe smiled, "I'm wearing a wig and contact lenses, so it's not that easy to be recognized — — didn't my sister just say? I'm her cousin Shu Yi now! With this fake identity, it will be easy to fool them! "
At that moment, there were more and more people watching us from afar. Furthermore, all of them had envious expressions on their faces.
I recalled that when Shu Zhe changed into women's clothes in the dorm, he would carefully choose his clothes. He would dress himself up as if he was attending a ball. When we left the dorm, he would purposely stick out his chest and raise his head whenever a passerby passed by. It was as if he was competing with his sister for beauty.
F * ck! Director, there's something wrong with the plot! Acting cool and slapping the face should only happen to the enemy, not me, the main character!
After drinking the water the class leader brought back, we planned on finding another place to carry out our plan. I didn't expect Shu Zhe to drink so much water in one go that he wanted to go to the washroom.
"Do you even need to ask?" Shu Zhe turned around, clutching his stomach. His face was full of urgency. "Of course it's the ladies' room!"
A triangular woman's underwear was tightly wrapped around the head of the bare-bodied demon.
"This, this is …"
"It's, it's too late." Shu Zhe's legs were pressed together and his body was trembling. He looked at the class leader and me with pleading eyes.
"My sister is too stubborn. It's not like I'm a long-bearded ladyboy, I won't reveal myself in the ladies' room. Why do I have to wait outside … sob sob. "
A person who looked like a middle school student was walking out. When he saw me dragging a flushed girl into the men's washroom, his jaw almost dropped to the ground.
"How good can you be?" I continued to argue with him, "Two years ago, you climbed buildings to steal underwear and learned a variant of Taekwondo. But that's because you wore underwear on your head. Now you only have a cotton cap on your head …"
"What's the point?" I wanted to use force to pull Shu Zhe away, but I noticed a passerby was staring at us with interest.
"Dong Shan City … all … underwear, all … belong to me!!"
"What kind of way is that to express your apology." I roared, "I've only heard of girls showing their breasts when apologizing to guys, but I've never heard of guys showing their lower body when apologizing to girls."
At this time, the door of a cubicle opened, but it wasn't Shu Zhe's cubicle.
"You're the one who dressed prettily. Can you let go now? "
Envious my ass. Do you think I'll give it to you for free? Being rubbed like tofu by a trap … I don't want to experience it a second time in this life!
"Phew, phew, phew …"
"Hold on a bit longer." I looked at my smartwatch and said, "Your sister sent me a text. The women's washroom will be empty soon. You can walk in when a woman comes out."
I screamed and punched the naked demon in the face. He was very agile and leaped backward. Then, he used the momentum to turn around and run out of the men's room.
I saw Shu Zhe's eyes turn red and I couldn't bear it.
"Xu TianMing, don't go."
Shu Zhe could no longer stand. He leaned against a small tree and bit his lower lip until it turned white.
The result of the class leader's scouting was that five minutes later, Shu Zhe and I were still waiting on the grass outside the washroom.
The two middle school students were scared out of their wits when I exposed my evil face. They hurriedly zipped up their pants and ran out with a frightened expression.
"I'm not being a pervert, I'm expressing my apologies."
Before he could finish his sentence, I glared at him, scaring him into running away.
"Huh? You seem to like your new identity. Did you know Shu Yi is the name your parents originally wanted to give you? "
"But he's going to be harassed when he goes to the men's washroom." I advised from the side, "I've been to the washroom before. Every squatting position has its own cubicle. It won't cause any trouble even if Shu Zhe goes to the women's washroom …"
I warned Shu Zhe who had the appearance of a beautiful girl.
The class leader would definitely be angry if she saw us like this. Shu Zhe might even complain first. I could only answer Shu Zhe perfunctorily:
So, you pervert had been wearing underwear under your cotton hat all this time? Do you think you're a Russian matryoshka doll?
The naked devil finally stopped in the depths of the forest. He faced me and panted for a while before saying:
"Hmph." Shu Zhe let go of my arm in a pleased yet dissatisfied manner. I said in my mind: Even if you use makeup and beautiful clothes to make yourself as beautiful as the class leader, you're still miles away from the class leader in terms of inner beauty.
"That's because your realm is too low." The naked devil said with disdain, "I've been thinking about it day and night over the years. I feel sorry for stealing so many of the girls' private items. Now, I can only show them my private items to express my deep apologies."
Shu Zhe was still holding onto my arm even though the class leader would see us after turning a corner.
I glanced casually at the man, and I gasped as much as he did.
I don't know what went on in Shu Zhe's head, but she suddenly hugged my arm tightly. She wouldn't let go unless I admitted she was prettier than her sister.
I originally didn't care who the man was since Shu Zhe was already in the cubicle, but the man gasped when he saw me.
"Wait." The class leader shouted from behind, "Which washroom are you planning on going to?"
"Apologies my ass." I was so angry that my chrysanthemum was about to spit fire, "You're clearly a pervert, yet you give yourself such a high and mighty excuse. Also, you admit it, right? You admit you're the panty thief from back then, right? "
The naked demon chanted its unique incantation, and the muscles all over its body gave off crackling sounds. Its aura skyrocketed like that of a demon god, releasing a huge pressure in the surroundings.
I heard the sound of Shu Zhe undressing in the cubicle and sent a text message to the class leader: Shu Zhe couldn't hold it in anymore. The men's washroom was empty, so I brought him in. Let's meet outside.
I threw everything to the back of my mind and chased after the naked devil for a full fifteen minutes. I finally made him realize he couldn't get rid of me today.
"There's no point." Shu Zhe said, "I just want to know. I won't let go if you don't tell me. "
I think Shu Zhe wore women's clothing in public, and the class leader admitted he was her sister in front of Tang Jiang. That must have caused him to receive a strong psychological suggestion, and his way of thinking was completely feminine.
After entering the washroom, there were two middle school students bragging and peeing in front of a row of urinals. They might be the classmate of the person who just left.
Before I could finish my sentence, the demon suddenly took off the cotton hat on his head.
"Why don't you come with me to the men's washroom? Even if there's someone in there, you can pretend I'm forcing you. I'll sacrifice a bit and treat it like I'm a pervert who's going to drag you in! It's better than urinating in the woods … "
Shu Zhe anxiously stared at the entrance of the women's washroom. Not only did he not see anyone come out, but two more went in.
Why are you surprised? It's not like I'm a trap, is there anything strange about me appearing in the men's washroom?
"Brother Ye Lin, am I prettier than my sister? Tell me! Brother Ye, Lin, Ye! "
Thus, I left the trap Shu Zhe in the men's washroom and ran after the naked devil's back.
"Don't even think about running! I'll catch you today! "
Screw you! The familiar white windbreaker, the familiar cotton hat, the familiar sunglasses, the familiar mask, and the hairy thighs exposed under the white windbreaker — — who else could you be if not the naked devil! You came to the washroom to change! You're going to commit a crime right after you change!
"Hold it, don't pee on me!"
Tang Jiang might not have gone far yet. If he followed us and found out his beloved girl was urinating everywhere and had a little dick, I can't imagine what kind of psychological blow he would receive.
At this time, the class leader had already bought water and was walking back along the path. I could see the class leader's silhouette through the fence (the class leader left the park in order to buy cheap water).
With the lesson of losing him at the Hongfu Temple Night Market, I had done a thorough investigation of the environment in the park in the middle of the street. Once he lost the terrain, the naked devil's speed was no longer as fast as mine. The hem of his windbreaker was too long and it also limited his abilities to a certain extent.
"Stop pretending!" I yelled as I also used up a lot of energy, "Do you think you can fool me? Who else in Dong Shan city has a similar body type and is this perverted? "
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